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WE GOT MORREYYYYYYY. America's Sweetheart, Morrey Eglin, has entered our pods and brought some of the hottest tea from Season 11 of Love is Blind. We discuss his experience on the show, the season's most controversial moments, and his real-life friendship with Rob. Morrey shares how he has held Rob accountable for his behavior on the show, where he stands with John & Scott, his current feelings for Sarah and just how insane the reunion really was. We also get to meet the new love in Morrey's life! So crack open a beer with us and join us on the pod...

WE’RE A TEAM, EVER HEARD OF IT?! We are still reeling from the house of horrors that was the last three episodes of Love Is Blind. When is the last time a reality tv star fell from grace as fast as Mr Hollywood himself, Rob. 

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TOMATO, TOMAHTO. This week the gals catch up on the 900 Halloween events ruining Mallory's life, the petting zoo from hell and Jackie's newly acquired English accent. We tackle hot topics such as a possible future Press Secretary Minaj, Jay Z casting himself in the Superbowl Halftime Show, and Pitbulls foray into children's entertainment. Listen in as we take ourselves BACK to the red table to once again examine our offensive dangler shaming and the role the toxic matriarchy plays in ball sack discrimination. 

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We are taking ourselves to the red table to apologize to the Manosphere. We realize we hurt your feelings, which are stored in those low hanging danglers, and we feel we must atone. Listen as we read some key reactions to our viral ball video, and apologize to all of those we hurt in our ruthless climb to the top. 

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WE’RE SHIPPIN UP TO BAHSTOOOOOOON. It feels so good to be back in the pods for a Dunkin-riffic Season 11 of our favorite guilty pleasure, Love Is Blind. We are recapping the first five episode drop of the new season, leaving no Moncler puffer unturned. 

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CALLING ALL MAASOCHISTS. Tune in to this very special book club episode where Mallory and her Nerd Coven discuss all things Romantasy, especially ACOTAR and TOG (iykyk). Sarah J. Maas gets our admiration and our ire, as we explore shadow daddies, ball slapping, women's empowerment and CONSENT. This will appeal to ACOTAR lovers, those wanting to dip a pointed ear into the wizard pond, or those who just want to make fun of us book nerds {like Jackie}.  

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HAPPY FALL YA'LL. We are officially in our basic bitch era and riding high on regifted pumpkin spice candles. Mallory gives us an inside look into the world of Au Pair Tinder and introduces us to the newest, and most controversial, mom on the block. Jackie gets pissed off by the Poles this week and decides it's never too early to whip out her Witches hat. We also manage to figure out the one Halloween costume that will absolutely get us cancelled.

So Smigus your Dyngus, hop on your magic dragon and join us for all the...

GIRL WASH YOUR FACE. Alex the Esthetician is back in the studio, but this time she's spilling the tea on all the behind the scenes of Rhode Island reality TV. From tossed raviolis to Real Housewives cancelled facials to crappy coffee - we have all the inside scoop! We also dive into the shocking love affair to come out of The Traitors turret, who's cast trip this season may be to Epstein Island and the voting controversies from Dancing with the Stars. `

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MAKE US BEAUTIFUL DAMNIT. Frozen foreheads, Coke can nipples, LASER BEAMS?? What can’t an ass-stetician do? We are so pumped {full of botox} to have Alex Sullivan from Radiant Esthetics in Newport, RI on the pod! Get all your skin questions answered as we make our amazing guest delightfully uncomfortable. 

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WE LOVE YOU DOLLY. Gen Z expert to the stars, Katie P, pops by the pod for a little generational Q&A.  From Birkin's to Trader Joe's totes, we breakdown the question, what is luxury? We navigate the terrifying world of AI and drag ChatGpt to filth. The dying star that is The Kardashians guides us along our way. 

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THE TOWN THAT COAL FORGOT AND METH REMEMBERS. We are feeling Fifty {episodes} and Fabulous this week as we kiki like we’ve never kiki’d before!  We discover some new found conspiracies about Connecticut vs Texas country music, unpack Mallory’s facial and height woes, and brainstorm Jackie’s ideas for her next big hair move. Mallory looks into a possible job with the West Virginia tourism department while Jackie reaches the true heights of Polish living.

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THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE. We are fully loaded and firing on all cylinders, starting with Missouri moms gone wild. Mallory brings to the red table some controversial new dads at preschool. We debate the hotness of ginger males and enlist the help of newest Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Leah Remini, to aide us on our quest to answer the age old question: where the hell is Shelly Miscavige?!

The new cast of Dancing With The Stars is revealed and it warms our cold, dead millennial hearts. MMMBop!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOIN HERE WITHOUT DORINDA. Gen Z expert to the stars, Katie P, is BACK in the studio and we are absolutely unloading on all things Bravo TV. We reminisce about the golden years of Housewives, reveal our list of the best & worst House-husbands, call time of death on RHOC and look at look at the new season of RHONY with Epstein colored glasses. We also tackle the current off screen Bravo drama including Kim Zolciaks son's criminal accusations, Jax Taylor and "World's Worst Publicist" Lori, 

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WE JUST WANT A SALAD. Summer Vacation is officially over and we are recapping our vastly different last weeks from Bulgarian beaches to Covid containment. Jackie shares her Gyno horror stories while Mallory brings up the age old question: how do you raise resilient kids with a splendid life?

We also break down some pop culture, politics and Pooh. Pack those swimsuits away and join us for some surprising hot takes on this episode!

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WHERE IS MITCH MCCONNELL. The ladies are back from their Summer vacays and catching up on all the things. Mallory declares herself a newly minted "Coastie" after her jaunt in New England while Jackie's still in recovery after her explosive return to Poland. We give the download on what happened on our NYC meetup after we recorded the last episode, and deep dive into the birth of Facetune, the curse of "mystery bags", and the plight of airline travel. 

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START SPREADING THE NEWWWWS. We have taken the group chat out of the group chat and are back together in NYC, this time with friend of the show, Kathryn! On this episode, we introduce our daughters to the underground world, Time Square street performers, M&M slot machines and the end of our patience & sanity. Since not one of us checked the weather ahead of time, we trek through these mean streets wet from head to toe, all while avoiding diarrhea lettuce, subway rats and World Cup crowds.

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TAKE US BACK TO THE GOOD TIMELINE. The ladies are in the same time zone again and hitting the mic’s for a Fourth of July catchup. Jackie is eating her way through America, pushing her GLP-1, and digestive track, to the absolute max. While Mallory is booking her way through NYC, pushing Jackie’s patience, and wallet, to the absolute max. Special guest star and cornucopia expert, Brandon, gets taken on a wild ride through the Mandela Effect that leaves more questions than answers. 

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The weather may be hot but the takes are hotter. The gals get into pottery, inappropriate children’s books and Jackie’s surprise World Cup visit. American pride has never been higher as we sit in our air con during a heat wave. Laugh along with all the unhinged commentary! 

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LET GO AND LET GOD. This weeks episode is all about letting go… of your bowels, your standards, your faith in the accuracy of an Airbnb booking- the limit does not exist! Jackie has a shocking confession to reveal to Mallory while Mal shocks Jackie with a Country music deep cut she has truly never heard before. 

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WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW COULD YOU. We woke up pissed off today so decided to work through our feelings here on the pod.  Let us know in the comments if you have also reached the end of your patience with Summer House.  

All crash outs are welcome.

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GOD BLESS AMERICA. We are catching up this week on all the things that have humbled us since coming down off our Milano high. Gen Z Expert, Katie P, joins us in the studio for some shocking stories and Summer House updates. The ladies have never felt more patriotic than after hearing some disturbing discoveries Jackie has made about the Polish healthcare system.

If you want to hear the rest of our Summer House deep dive, stay tuned for a special episode!

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FULL OF CHEESE, NOT FULL OF REGRETS. We are back with more crazy stories from our epic meetup in Milano. From lasagna spa's to problematic taxi drivers to street brawls over cheese & pizza socks, part two leaves no cobblestone unturned. 

We hate to say Ciao to beautiful Italy, but hate even more to say hello to our credit card bills.

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WOW BETHENNY WOW. We are breaking down the absolute cinema that is part one of the Summer House Reunion. A master class from insult ninja, Ciara Miller and an activated Mother Hubbard. Loved seeing Carl & Mia effortlessly step it up to defend while newbie Bailey absolutely slaughter Ben from down undah. Amanda was zooted into another dimension while West tried to continuously joke-matize his way out of the sh*tstorm he created. 

PUT PART 2 INTO OUR VEINS IMMEDIATELTY.

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REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD. Mallory and Jackie have finally made it out of the Zoom chat and onto the same recording couch in Milano! From aggressive vintage shopping, meatball smuggling, adopted Nona's, questionable fashion choices, and celebrity sightings - we've taken Italy by storm. There are so many crazy stories to tell that we couldn't fit them all into one episode, so check back for part two of our Milan recap.

With overfilled bellies and empty bank accounts, we bid you a "that's amore" until next time!

Ciao Ciao xx

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LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. Our weekly OG catchup goes completely off the rails this week, becoming our funniest {and most f*cked up} episode yet. From celebrating podcast milestones to categorizing cremation consistencies, we really have mastered finding humor in all the highs and the lows. Mallory brings the vibes with another 90's Country banger, while Jackie gets taken to the red table for her emotional {hair} cutting. 

Our long anticipated Italian reunion is next week and we can't wait to record our first episode TOGETHER. Stay tuned for that and enjoy this weird and wacky l...

A SECOND {& third} LEAKED AUDIO HAS HIT THE BRAVOSPHERE. We are back again in the Newsroom, this time breaking down the latest TWO additional Summer House leaked audios! We also discuss the future of the rumored Summer House “Ozarks” spinoff, Lindsey Hubbard’s epic WWHL appearance, the downfall of “The Valley” plus the apparent addition of Dr. Dre?! 

Leave your takes on all the mess happening in the Bravo world in the comments, we want to hear from you!

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RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT. The feelings are flowing on this OG catchup! We tackle hot topics such as Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry's offensive Coachella appearance, Millennial ownership rights to Al Gore's Internet and the Summer House leaked audio who-done-it.  Mallory dusts off an oldie, but a goodie, from the 90's Country Music vault while Jackie dusts off her tinfoil hat for some questionable conspiracy theories. Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and fire up that dial up, as we kick it old school. 

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SOMEBODY GETTIN’ FIRED FOR THIS. We are running to the Newsroom to breakdown the LEAKED audio from yesterday's filming of Bravo's highly anticipated Summer House Reunion. The Summer House Avengers unite to defend Ciara Miller while Amanda Batula and West Wilson solidify themselves a reality TV scum. Pack your prison wallets and join us for the real leaked audio and our real unfiltered opinions. 

What are you making of all of this ?! We want to know in the comments!! #womensupportingwomen

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OH NAURRRRRRRR. We just can’t quit you Summer House. Andy Cohen has given us no choice but to recap Episode 11 Season 10 of Summer House because it was that insane. {Even if you don’t watch don’t worry, we’ve got you covered} 

The daily “Scamanda” drama rests for no one and we are here to break it all down along with real life updates and other Reality TV hot goss.

Did Kyle Cooke hire Meghan King Edmonds as a private detective? Is late night Taco Bell ever a bad decision? Will we find our missing f...

SHE'S A LAAAAAADY. We are back from our Easter Break hiatus and ready to catchup on all things!  While Jackie has reached new found fame in Poland, Mallory has reached new parenting lows in Del Ray. From x-rated roadside attractions to apocalyptic beach fish, our holiday's were anything but boring.

Reality TV drama waits for no one so we wrap things up with a breakdown the latest updates in the Summer House and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. 

So welcome new listeners, and howdy OG's, we hope this episodes got something for everybody :)

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WE NEED ANDY AND A CAMERA. Jackie and Mallory have turned on the lights in the Kiki Newsroom to breakdown the official Instagram "situationship" statement from Bravo's Summer House stars, Amanda Batula and West Wilson. With a drop this hot we needed added insight from our resident Gen Z expert, and field correspondant, Katie P.  All opinions are our own and completely unhinged.  Nobody is safe from catching strays. With "Scamanda" updates continuing to break while we record, this episode is a wild ride. 

You don't need to watch Summer House to appreciate this piping tea. 

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ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE. It wouldn't feel right to finish off our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 4 recap without friend of the show, and voice of the Midwest, Kathryn! In this episode we breakdown the current Chase & Jessi scandal rocking MomTok, the Mormon manosphere, Layla trying to become America's Next Top Model, the downfall of Taylor Frankie Paul and what the future could possibly hold for The Bachelorette and SLOMW. 

So grab your favorite dirty soda and join us for our unhinged reality tv takes and hilarious side quests {any Shen Yun fans in the h...

WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS. We are back in the news room to breakdown all the unfolding Secret Lives of Mormon Wives drama! We deep dive potential SLOMW Spin-offs, big MomTok moves and Jessi Draper’s shocking tell-all on Call Her Daddy including revelations of her messy divorce from Jordan Ngatikaura.

Mallory and Jackie, signing off....for now. 

Catch you on the next Kiki 💋

{apologies for Jackie’s whack audio on this ep 😬}

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STOP TRYING TO MAKE DADTOK HAPPEN. Mallory and Jackie break down the many dramatic {and sometimes dark} moments on this season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. With so much happening on this show we have broken our recap into two parts! In this episode we discuss the DadTok attempted takeover, Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelorette, toxic cycles, Vanderpump ViHarry Jowsey fighting for his life and the perplexities of Utah fashions. Grab your favorite dirty soda, find your pitch and join us for a deep dive breakdown.

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EMERGENCY KIKI. We are hopping on the mics to breakdown the latest scandals currently hitting the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives world. From this season of The Bachelorette being axed to the disturbing new allegations against Taylor Frankie Paul, we have a LOT to say. "SLOMW" divorces are dropping left and right so grab your preferred fridge cigarette and lets talk it out. 

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O H.... I O! We know we said we weren't going to recap this season of Love Is Blind but this reunion was FIRE. It only took ten seasons for Nick "obviously" Lachey to finally get turnt up so we just had to hop on the mics! We leave no conspiracy theory unturned and no cast member unscathed. Grab your golden goblets, and join us for a fun and feisty trip to the pods.

Do you have a LIB hot take that we missed? Leave it in the comments!

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TIME TO MOVE ON DELTA DAWN. The ladies finally have a proper catchup after many weeks in The Traitors Castle. Mallory is making big moves and giving controversial packing tips. Jackie reveals an embarrassing phase in her past that leaves us both in tears.  We dive into the latest conspiracies, Love Is Blind, and what is giving us life in these trying times. 

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THE JOURNEY WAS THE DESTINATION.  We finally made it to the end of this epic season of The Traitors. This finale recap episode is packed with hairy surprises, minor meltdowns and {many} unpopular opinions. Mallory and Jackie share their dream cast for next season and also catchup on America's Next Top Model & Love Is Blind. So put on your tinkin' caps, and join the ladies as they talk all things reality TV.

Stay faithful, traitors.

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THESE HO'S AIN'T LOYAL. The ladies are hopping on the pod for an unplanned, emergency Traitors recap to breakdown all that went wrong this week. From bad breakfast outfits to bad gameplay to bad girl behavior, the gals try to figure out how to save this sinking ship. So grab your seat on the CarousHELL and join us for today's feisty recap of episode 10. 

Stay faithful, traitors. 

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STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN. It's Traitor Thursday! This week we pour one out for the end of a legend, and pour one in {our cups} for the beginning of a new {questionable} duo. Be the first to grab your smoked  salmon and join the ladies as they recap the highs and lows of episodes 8 & 9.

Stay faithful, traitors.

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