Bye Pumkin

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 1

This week, Princess wants to talk about when Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight were a weird ass couple.

Content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug abuse

This week, Princess forgot it was Easter. Instead of recording a new episode on a holiday weekend, she is posting a rerun about Aileen Wuoronos.

This week, Princess fixes cheating friends, emotional meltdowns, and adoption.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Season 4

This week, Princess quits the podcast. Nampande joins her and quits the podcast, too. And there's some talk about these Mormon weirdos, how boring season 4 was, and the meanest, most evil leprechaun to ever get a divorce on tv.

This week, Princess wants to talk about soulmates, MLMs, and the most punchable face on the Internet.

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This week, Princess wants to talk about how many more of you bitches are going to jail!

This week, Princess and her gravelly voice talk about Reza, MJ, GG, and their new friends. She gets into how to win against a dead woman, whether someone needs to call CPS on GG, and where the fuck is Reza's baby.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess shuts down season 20 with Rachel and co's meltdowns on Oscar day.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 5

This week, Princess is talking Rachel crying, Rodger's ridiculous hair, and what to do when your uncle dies during Oscar week.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 4

This week's episode is a little short. (Maybe because last week's was so long!) But Princess does get into the second part of Rachel's trip to NY Fashion Week, including Brad in drag and Rachel lying about money.

content warning: domestic violence, sexual assault, childhood sexual assault

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Seasons 1-3T

his week, Princess is joined by Nampande to talk about her ill advised binge watch of seasons 1-3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. In this super long episode, Princess loses her morals due to Hulu reality tv programming, a rumor is started about cast member, and Nampande gets Princess to change her mind.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess has a 10 minute rant that you can skip or not. Also, Rachel Zoe is in NY, wearing fur and pretending to ignore her husband.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 2

This week, Princess has Friend of the Pod Naudia to talk about Rodger's hair, Brad's bowties, and the procedures and policies manual that no one has ever seen at Rachel Zoe Inc.

content warning: self-harm, suicide, eating disorders, body talk

This week, Princess is bringing in season 20 with the Rachel Zoe Project. This episode covers the elephant in the room, Rod-ger's hair, and the unavoidable Taylor standom.

This week, Princess wants to talk about what happens when your mom shows up 45 years later and says she's the illegitimate daughter of the former Sultan of Brunei.

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content warning: eating disorders, disordered eating

This week, Princess wants to talk about Posh Spice, family drama, and something she knows absolutely nothing about--fashion.

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This week, Princess is talking about why we need rules at an amusement park.

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This week, Princess wants to talk about one of her favorite scams of all time. And it involves like 400 horses.

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This week, Princess suffers through Razzlekhan to talk about the biggest Bitcoin heist ever.

content warning: suicide, extreme drug use

Netflix, 2024

This week, Princess wants to talk about Bitcoin, crypto scams, and Ray Trapani, the biggest piece of shit in the world.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 9

This week, Princess is joined by Liz (@lizexplains) to give The Osbournes a proper send off and wrap up season 19 of Bye Pumkin

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss everything BUT the unwanted houseguest in The Osbournes' house.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 7

This week, Princess is flying solo and talking about the very sensible hatred of Thanksgiving, Ozzy dog walking while zooted, and why anyone would bring a Rottweiler puppy to dinner.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess is joined by Australian To the Show™, Mathilde (@tillygoatgruff) to talk about Ozzy and Sharon's parenting, having a nanny at 16, and getting fucked up on Hollywood Blvd in the early aughts.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 5

This week, Princess has on Erica from The Surreality Podcast (@surrealitypod) to talk tour life, pyrotechnics, and how to use someone else's credit card.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to talk about one of the most memorable episodes in Osbournes history.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess is joined by Vanessa of The Best Week Ever podcast to talk about Sharon's hair, Tower records, and the fact that Princess has no concept of time.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 2

This week, Princess has her first guest of the season, Sonia, and doesn't watch the episode at all. Together they talk about the episode Princess didn't even see, Elijah Wood, and Olivia Benson's love life.

content warning: self-harm, drug abuse, intimate partner violence

This week, Princess is kicking off Season 19 of Bye Pumkin with the first season of The Osbournes.

content warning: eating disorders, self-harm, suicide, mental health disorders

This week, Princess is answering your questions, including her thoughts on the latest North West drama, the new girl on RHOM, and why Old Navy cash is keeping her mental illnesses in check.

This week, Princess is giving advice she is mostly not qualified to give.

content warning: sexual abuse, self-harm

This week, Princess is talking about when you gotta BOOM KAT online because a dude named Robert told you Jesus wanted that.

This week, Princess is closing out season 18 of Bye Pumkin with some unwelcome feelings about Kevin Federline and a whole pack of random prizes.

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, weigh-ins, body checks, childhood sexual assault

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 8

This week, Princess talks about Tanisha getting left behind and Nicole being drunk as a skunk.

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, intimate partner abuse, self-harm

This week, Princess is really mad at Gary Coleman's parents. Also, she is very surprised about kidneys!

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content warning: fatphobia, dieting, eating disorders, sexual assault, body checks

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 7

This week, Princess is wondering if everything is sponsored by the Wii Fit and Guns and Roses' 2010 Tour.

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks, weigh-ins

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 6

This week, Princess wants to know why Bobby Brown is eating so many chips and what is Nicole being so messy for.

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, eating disorders, weigh-ins

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 5

This week, Princess spends 40 minutes talking about The Guilded Age and Just Like That...and then wants to know exactly how much Nicole is drinking on a weight loss show.

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 4

This week, Princess thinks the solution to anyone pushing you on a reality tv set is to fall to the ground and refuse to get up until they airlift you out of there.

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 3

This week, Princess is appalled that Harvey is allowed to bring in police dogs and also that those dogs were dressed like Hannibal Lecter.