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TLE 270 - Levinheads

#542

Today at 4:00 PM

TLE 269 - Shield Brothas

#541

06/10/2026

On this episode, we discuss some famous Catholics.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (6/10/2025)

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TLE 267 - Ideal Bagman Profile

#540

05/27/2026

TLE 266 - The Freeliners

#539

05/20/2026

TLE 265 - World Migratory Bird Day

#538

05/13/2026

On this episode, Carcampit and Bird explore the wonders of nature.

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TLE 264 - Driving

#537

05/06/2026

TLE 263 - Monkey Beach

#536

04/29/2026

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On this episode, we discuss more monkey attacks.

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TLE 262 - Pierre Ravioli

#535

04/22/2026

TLE 261 - Chimp War

#534

04/15/2026

TLE 260 - Claude Abuse

#533

04/08/2026

TLE 259 - The Little Room

#532

04/01/2026

TLE 258 - Week Four of Four (Part One)

#531

03/25/2026

TLE 257 - Iranian Queer Histories Pt 2

#530

03/19/2026

TLE 255 - Week One of Four

#529

03/04/2026

Hour 40 - The Occult History of the Third Reich, Pt II: The SS, Blood and Soil

#528

03/01/2026

TLE 254 - Iranian Queer Histories

#527

02/25/2026

Hour 39 - The Occult History of the Third Reich, Pt I: The Enigma of the Swastika

#526

02/22/2026

TLE 253 - MiGs

#525

02/18/2026

On this episode, we discuss geopolitical manuevers.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS

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Hour 38 - Ross Cross College, Pt 3

#524

02/16/2026

TLE:U 001- Knowing the Chad-lite

#523

02/11/2026

Hour 38 - Ross Cross College, Pt 2

#522

02/08/2026

TLE 252 - Quadrant Four Vampires

#521

02/04/2026

Hour 37 - Rose Cross College, Pt 1

#520

01/28/2026

On this public release of our analysis of Bill Cooper's Mystery Babylon, we discuss the axial point of the modern New World Order: The Order of the Rosy Cross. We discuss the philosophy of Soul Science and methods of directing the Universe's generative force.

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TLE 250 - The Bees

#519

01/21/2026

On this episode, we discuss bee removal.

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TLE 249 - Goybeam

#518

01/14/2026

THE 2025 TLE GLUEY AWARDS

#517

01/07/2026

TLE 244 - Blue Roof

#516

12/10/2025

On this episode, we protect ourselves from space lasers.

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TLE 243 - Chocolate Chocolate Chip

#515

12/03/2025

On this episode, we talk about delicious ice cream.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! 12/3/2025)

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TLE 242 - Looking Ahead

#514

11/26/2025

On this episode, we talk about what's coming.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/25/2025)

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TLE 241 - Nominative Determinism

#513

11/19/2025

On this episode, we talk about fateful names.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/9/2025)

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THE 2025 HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR

#512

10/31/2025

TLE 240 - The Poors

#511

10/22/2025

On this important episode, we take a very brave stance on America's least fortunate and punch down very hard.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2025)

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TLE 239 - The TLE Clone War Program

#510

10/15/2025

On this episode, we talk about the power of kale and homeschooling.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/14/2025)

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TLE 238 - Monitoring the Situation

#509

10/01/2025

On this episode, we discuss the Gaza Economic Zone and Other Monitorable Situations.

TLE 237 - Fundamental Axioms

#508

09/24/2025

On this episode, we discuss the most important principles of this show.

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TLE 236 - You're A Terrorist

#507

09/17/2025

On this episode, we litigate an assassination.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/17/2025)

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TLE 235 - The Skelter

#506

09/10/2025

On this episode, we talk about that which is impending.

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TLE 234 - Wet Bulb

#505

09/03/2025

On this episode, we talk about humidity and diseases.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/3/2025)

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TLE 233 - Sparrow Sunday

#504

08/27/2025

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On this episode, we spot rare sparrows and uncover monstrous fatbergs.

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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (8/26/2025)

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TLE 232 - The Formal Apology (This Episode is Satire)

#503

08/20/2025

On this episode, we entertain with satire and comedy.

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And of course, the te...