Two Chunks And A Hunk

Like the sun itself, the reality TV orobouros rises, shining and brilliant, endlessly consuming its own tail. The wheel ever and ever turns; the cycle has no end. As one excellent season of reality TV ends, another begins. A Traitor must Survive, and a Survivor must Betray. And most importantly, the overalls are back, baby.

In This Episode: Survivor 50, Traitors Season 4 Finale

If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play pretend. Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!

Rules, much like storms, are meant to be broken. In 2026, three heroes will rise, and no storms or rules will stand in their way. They may have some trouble getting their words out this episode though. It's not a big deal! Everybody gets a case of "I can't talk too good on my podcast today" every now and then! Don't worry, they'll still break all the rules and storms you can think of!

In This Episode: Whatcha Streamin/Readin/Watchin/Playin, Synops-Us, Traitors Season 4

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Survivor Season 50 is about to begin, and so is our all-new game of Survivor Football. It's like Fantasy Football, but Survivor. And the name is very good, in case you couldn't tell. Take a listen as we're joined by friend of the pod (and Imagine Dungeons DM) Gage for our draft and some pre-season chat. Survivors ready?

In This Episode: Survivor 50

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What makes the perfect episode of reality TV? Is it a competitor who stays calm under pressure? A proxy war using other contestants as unwitting soldiers? Chess metaphors? This is the hard-hitting investigative journalism you come to Two Chunks for. And we won't rest until we find out.

In This Episode: What If RuPaul's Drag Race Came True, Avengers DoomAndGloomsday, Traitors Season 4

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Hey, real quick. Name even one of the top four Kathryn Hahn movies on IMDb. Just one. That shouldn't be too hard, right??

In This Episode: Streaming TV Update, Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere On Apple TV, Fast Forever, Extra Credit, Traitors Season 4

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Down here in the southern United States, we don't get too many snow days. But when they do hit, we're left asking the same question each time: "Now what?" If only there was a website containing a crowd-sourced and expertly curated list of activities we could choose from. Now open your eyes. That site's been here the whole time. Enter The Top Tens, with riotous applause.

In This Episode: Oscar Nominees Revealed, The Top Tens, Traitors Season 4

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There’s been a murrrderr in ourrr podcast. And it’s yourrr job to find the murrrderrerr. Orrr, at least, to assess exactly how enterrrtaining each celebrrrity suspect would be if, hypothetically, this werre being brroaadcast as a rreality competition. Bonus points if they can rrrock the sweater-vest-no-shirrrrt combo. Those Rs are rrrolled, by the way.

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Traitors Season 4

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There's no way around it. You're thirteen now. A fully grown adult. And it's time you start acting like one. You have to save your family. The core relationships in your life are broken, and you're the only one who can fix them.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Wake Up Dead Man

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Join us in bidding farewell to 2025 and hello to 2026 the only way we know how: lists.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Top 5 for 2025, Top 5 for 2026

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As the year draws to a close, so too does our search for a new Mr. Christmas. And, we're pleased to say, we found him. One of incomparable holiday spirit, fit to sit the Mistletoe Throne, to hold court at The North Pole, and to remind us all of the power of love and family with the many movies he is sure to make. What's that? Hang on. That can't be right. He plays THE BROTHER in this one???

In This Episode: Blind Ranking, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two, A Make Or Break Holiday

Our Christmas Hunks have endured a grueling holiday gauntlet this year, and only the most holly, jolly, and merry boys are left. Now, they must face their toughest challenge yet. Everything they have experienced, the depths to which they have pushed themselves, the blood, the sweat, the tears, and the tinsel — it's all been leading up to this: writing a poem for their moms.

In This Episode: Extra Credit, Christmas At The Catnip Cafe, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

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We heard it through the grapevine that there's a juicy Finding Mr. Christmas episode to talk about. It appears that one contestant has bitten off more than he can chew. And if Jonathan is to have his pick of the bunch, well, let's just say that you can't make good wine from bad grapes. Stop eating the grapes. Oh god. Please. Stop. You have to stop.

In This Episode: The Top Tens, Christmas On Duty (2024's Finding Mr. Christmas Winner's Latest Movie), Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

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We're still looking for him. Maybe we'll find him here, during our favorite episode of the season. That's right, it's talent show time. Can you solve a puzzle cube? How about sort-of-rap? Has the mighty hand of God itself ever curled you across a highway? You'll fight right in.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

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We thought we found him a year ago. But it was a false Mr. Christmas. A temporary charade, the machinations of a Yuletide charlatan. And so we search anew. Heavy is the head that wears the holly crown, so we've got to make sure these gentlemen are up to the challenge. By suspending them in the air and telling them to pretend to be a reindeer, apparently.

In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle, Finding Mr. Christmas Season Two

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It's hard to believe he's gone. Well, not like, "gone" gone. More like ascended. In a way, he's the opposite of gone. Because he's everywhere now.

The season two premiere of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, is out now! And thanks to Carter's sacrifice, you're ready to listen to it.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.

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What if we could tell you, with absolute certainty, what you will do this Thanksgiving? Would you believe us if we told you? Even if it seemed impossible and unlikely? Or would you just want to skip to the part where we get the crew together to rob, like, the Louvre or something?

In This Episode: The Top Tens, A Star Was Born, Planning A Heist, Our Top Five Flicks

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before the season two premiere TOMORROW, N...

Quick! What film is cousins to history, has a sci-fi, contains but is not necessarily defined by action, and is the second highest grossing film of 2008? If you get this right, congratulations: you're now over-qualified to host this show.

In this episode: Prop Shoppers, The Middle, Dracula

Catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, before the season two premiere on November 5!

After over eight years of podcasting, we finally caught it on a recording. Our first ever mistake. We're just as shocked as you are. We got thrown for a major "Boys" loop and totally beefed a blind ranking. We won't let it happen again, and we're committed to rebuilding the trust you have in the Two Chunks brand.

In This Episode: Blind Ranking, The Top Tens, The Lost Boys

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It's not every day that you get to witness the birth of a new game in the wild like this. Really, when you think about it, it just takes some time. We're in the middle of the ride. Everything will be just fine. Unless you live in the 30 Days Of Night Alaska town. Then it will not be fine.

In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Middle, 30 Days Of Night

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This Chunktober, we're asking the hard-hitting questions: Which artists qualify as pop princesses? What's the coolest vampire vehicle? And who decides what all these holidays even are anyway?

In this episode: The Annual Halloween Costume Guess Off, The Top Tens, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

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Don't look now! It too spooky! Too scary! Chunktober is our favorite time of year, and it's officially here. This year, our sixth Chunktober, is all about one ghoul in particular. We're focusing on those often lecherous, always leech-erous, blood-guzzling, coffin-slumbering, familiar-makers, garlic-haters. That's right, it's the month of the vampire. And this week, we're kicking things off with What We Do In The Shadows, our favorite (?) mockumentary.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, Extra Credit, What We Do In The Shadows

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This is our solemn vow. You will never find even ONE other podcast that has ever dared to play the game we played today. The truths revealed are too bold. The wisdom unlocked, too profound. And the gulf between how good we thought we'd be at it and how good we actually are? Wide, man. Like, so freaking wide.

In This Episode: Viné or Brené, Upcoming Movie Talk, Planning For Chunktober

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Yam-hee-hwelcome to another fantastic episode of Two Chunks and A Hunk. Yam-hee-hit the links with us as we play jjjolf! Yam-hee-hazard a guess as we examine the ever inscrutable TopTens.com! And yam-hee-hahaha it up with us as we talk about Hot Rod.

In This Episode: jjjolf, The Top Tens, Hot Rod

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Surely we're not the first ones to tell you this. But you just can't. I'm sorry. You can't. We don't make the rules. We just follow them. And the number one rule? You can't drink bacon. Sorry. I know. You really really want to. But you can't.

In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit, Superbad

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Jump, jump, these streets are jumpin'. You read that right folks. We've got not one, not two, but 43 of the jumpiest streets you could possibly imagine. Sure hope none of our hosts did anything sneaky or against the spirit of any of our games before we welcome some undercover law enforcement onto our pod.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, The Top Tens, 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street

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It's our first ever episode! We figured we'd start it off with some of the worst noises you've ever heard. You know, so you'd stick around! We hope you enjoy our brand new podcast! Stay tuned for episode two soon!

In This Episode: Blind Draft, Nikstlitslepmur, Pineapple Express

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You're here to see the doctor? I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the doctor is in, and he'd love to see you. The bad news? He IS Doctor Bonk so, you know, be aware.

In This Episode: A Star Was Born, D&D Character Creation, The Top Tens, Game Night

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It's all comedy baby! The Top Tens? Hilarious. Extra Credit? Call the doctor, because your gut busted. Carter giving up immediately when he realizes he can't win a game? Nothing funnier, honestly.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra Credit, Comedy Movie Gauntlet

Now's a great time to catch up on the first season of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast. No reason, really. Why? Did someone say something about another season? Couldn't be us, we don't know anything about that.

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When we ask you to name the worst things about summer, you can't say the sun. You just can't, okay? Please, we're begging you. Stop and think about it. Don't say the sun.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Carter's Triple Feature

Last time they were here, we let them off easy. But this time? We're playing Extra Credit, the worst game in the world. We're joined this week by Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher, hosts of Blondies: Out Loud, and we're running them through a true Two Chunks gauntlet: they're undertaking the impossible task of playing Extra Credit, and then we're following it up by asking them to tell us The Top Ten Things To Do With Your Friends. After that, thoughts on Fire Island!

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Carter's attempting a glitchless, no potions run of Two Chunks And A Hunk today. Jordan can't quite differentiate between the dream and reality. Doz uncovers the secrets of sequential nomenclature. And Matthew? Thank you, let's go.

It's week three of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and you there boy, what day is it?? Is it Christmas? No, it's the day we talk about Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past.

In this episode: Extra Credit, The Top Tens, Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past

Remember Jordan and Carter from Two Chunks And A Hunk? You won't believe what the childhood stars look (and act) like now! Shocking! Even doctors couldn't explain it, until one day.....

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It's week two of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing, and we're wishing we'd called it like Friendship Healing or Podcast Healing or something. This week, we're treated to the polarizing talents of Cher and Nicolas Cage in Moonstruck, a movie almost everyone loves.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Wild Hawgs, Moonstruck

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We're in the presence of royalty this week as we begin Summer of Love. Nope! It's not Bolo Yeung, break out star of Bloodsport, Double Impact, and (presumably) at least one other movie. It's Prince Freddie (of the kingdom Junior), and he is here to remind us that She is, in fact, All That.

Welcome to week one of Summer Of Love: Sixual Healing. This week, we're getting our teen romcom on with She's All That!

In this episode: A Star Was Born, She's All That

By night they come. The teeth. Shimmering, effervescent motes of white against the eternal black. The teeth. A dental deity dancing distractingly, disastrously close. The teeth. A flash in the moonlight, a pearl-white smile. They shine. They sparkle. The teeth. Our least favorite romance movie cliche.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Planning Summer Of Love

Whenever you go out, do people always shout? That's just John, Jordan, Justin playing jjjolf.

In this episode: jjjolf, Extra Credit, The Running Man

Witness the explosive action adventure you have to see to believe. Join Hollywood superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme and newcomer to the cinema scene Claude-Jean Damme Van as together they weave a tapestry of intrigue, action, and desire in DOUBLE IMPACT. One movie. Two Guys. Big Legs. And? Karate.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Double Impact

We promise you it was an accident. It's not his best movie, okay? We just didn't have another choice! We don't really think that! Please, you have to believe us.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Movies That Simply Are What They Are, Personality Quiz, Daddurday Afternoon

Many years ago, on this very podcast, a harrowing wager was made. A dangerous gamble, a roll of the dice. Would a certain character live to see the credits of Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning? Or would they, like so many before them, lose their life in the service of the greater good? The consequences for losing this bet were nebulous, an inky as-yet-to-be-defined possibility. As the final Final Reckoning reckoning drew ever closer the role of defining them fell to Carter. And he threw everything he had at this. Including the kitchen sink.

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When was the last time you jumped right into a Freeman? One second, you're a normal, regular guy. The next — BOOM — you're celebrated actor and beloved Hollywood superstar Morgan Freeman. And, this is important, you can't stop at old timey baseball announcer on the way to Freeman. Sorry, we don't make the rules.

In this episode: Pop-Tarts, Daddurday Afternoon Returns, What's In The Box

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Almost none of us would be here without the contributions of a mother. And that's just science, folks. But, like, which mom is the best one? Which one is the worst one? If only there was a way to know for sure.

In this episode: Blind Draft, Whatcha Streamin, The Sellevator

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