Two Girls One Plot
Two Girls. One Plot. Zero thoughts. A chapter-by-chapter descent into the books that psychologically altered entire generations and permanently damaged our ability to perceive life normally. One host is Canadian and actually understands the cultural references. The other grew up in Russia reading aggressively translated versions with absolutely no context, but still was in for the ride. If you’ve ever: -imprinted on fictional men -developed a personality disorder from fandom culture -read 400k words of enemies-to-lovers fanfiction at 3am -or said “the book was better” welcome home.
Chapter 10 - Hallowe'en | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
What is Halloween to wizards and witches? Also what makes a good writer? How does one make friends? Why are Podcasts?
Chapter Nine - The Midnight Duel | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry gets ghosted, pulls an Elphaba and defies gravity, then meets the world's least HSE-compliant dog. And it's only his third week at school. Give the kid a break.
Chapter Eight - The Potions Master | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry learns Potions. Snape learns that picking fights with children is harder than expected. We absolutely veer away from the chapter.
Sometimes a public crash out is not valid and contains enough theatrical drama to power an entire Hot Topic store.
Chapter Seven - The Sorting Hat | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry is taking a BuzzFeed personality test through an ancient piece of attire. We spend an alarming amount of time wondering who washed that thing last.
Chapter Six - The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Ston
They says the journey matters more than the destination, and on this journey we got off tack a lot. And tracks kind of matter when you are taking a train.
Chapter Five - Diagon Alley | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Get in loser, were going shopping. Harry joins the wizarding world and the hosts are left with the age old question, How does money work in a magic world ? or like, in general?
Chapter Four - The Keeper of the Keys | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
-Knock-knock.
-Who's there?
-Yura.
-Yura who?
-Yura Wizard, Harry
Chapter Three - Letters From No One | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Feeling nostalgic? Join us for a deep dive into Chapter 3, “The Letters from No One,” and explore how Harry's world turns upside down! Quite literally!
Chapter Two - Vanishing Glass | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Is Dudley Dursley a misunderstood villain, or is there more to the story? Spoiler: there isn't. Join us in our latest podcast episode as we cry over the complexities of Harry's early life in 'The Vanishing Glass.'
Chapter One - The Boy Who Lived | Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone
Join us as we kick off our Harry Potter series with "The Boy Who Lived." Dursleys’ aggressively normal life, and Dumbledore's fabulous drip, we're digging out all the magical details! Listen now and relive the magic!
Harry Potter Book Series Re-read | Introduction
Ever judged a book by its cover? So did we, and it led us to a lifelong love for Harry Potter!
Tune in to 'Two Girls One Plot' as Nikki and Kseniia revisit their journey with The Philosopher's Stone and beyond.
