Crispy Coated Robots

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This episode is paid for by the committee to get Tommy Shanks out.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph have the election spirit and make a list of theor favorite fictional characters.

Joseph gushes over the new Sylvester Stallone memoir.

Jason goes 5 for 5 with his list of fictional characters and creates an uncanny Bernie Sanders impression.

Jim urges everyone to vote for Pedro.

The ice is gonna break!

It's a mess!

Bobby Newport has never work... a day in his life.<...

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Jason gets a 5 rating for this episode (more than we expected from him).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun creating a list of their favorite costumes worn by characters in television and movies.

Joseph misses seeing Digger in the theaters (like everyone else in the county).

Jason is baffled by the male nudity in You Can See Everything.

Jim mentions his award-winning costumes for this year: The Wizard of Oz and Bandit or Randy (the cowboy from the Village People).

Jim is almost...

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This episode comes with a nametag so you can remember what it's about.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about some of their favorite reunion movies and TV episodes.

Jim summarizes the Class of 86 high school reunion.

Joseph confesses to his social anxiety about large crowds with people who call him Billy.

That was a two-hour reminder of how we have done nothing with our lives.

The episode becomes a"best of" Danny DeVito show.

Jason offers a theory on why Joseph...

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This episode has no hair budget.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their favorite movies about movies.

Jason sheds his locks for a more masculine look.

Bozo Johnson the Clown

The Graduate II

Booty Sweat

Jim classes up the episode with a classic selection.

Mary Pickford sounded like Putney Swope

You got the touch / You got the power

King Kong should have been on someone's list

Jim and Jason get to do...

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This episode wants you to fogetta bout it.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movies taking place in New York City. 

You can taste and smell the grit.

Their beauty makes you want to throw up.

The Ice Man Cometh to the California Suite.

One Miiiillion Dollars!!!

Pat Johnson, "People were really dirty back then."

Marshall McLuhan makes it in the show.

It took me three hours to figure out what FU means.

It w...

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This episode doesn't have a plan, but is open to suggestions.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most irresponsible characters in movies and television.

LBLD

No sir.  That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me no more.

Clam Curry Soup

Jason shares how he and Joseph learned to say "I love you" while on the toilet.

Never give money to a guy that has strings on his finger to remember things.

He can't even take care of t...

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This episode is so excited and it just can't hide it.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most cringe-worthy moments from their favorite sitcoms.

Jim is excited about Humble becoming a new international music venue.

Scott's Tots

Fart Attack…

Joseph and Jason do a PSA on the dangers of wearing leather pants.

I just blue myself.

Why won't Joseph's friend get a massage?

Beloved Aunt?

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This episode was being stuck in an interstellar traffic jam on the way to the cosmic courtroom.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of some of the favorite supernatural films.

One of Joseph's favorite picks is the supernatural movie that John Travalta is in... no the other one.

Jason makes a plea for going a' la naturale.

Jim gets his James Mason on, again.

Somehow the Jeffersons make it into this episode.

More Dabney Coleman and Brandon Frazier, please.

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This episode apologized to Rod, God, and the press.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about their favorite cinematic scenes that happen to take place in a car and don't involve chases.

Red Pistachios 

Jim and Joseph reminisce about their favorite surround sound demo.

I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.

French toast and drunk driving.

Brain detail.

Creedence.

King Kong ain't got nothing on Jason.

You're going the wrong way!  

Fresh br...

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The episode tries to stay golden, like Ponyboy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite coming-of-age movies.

Yes, more discussion on night-mowing.

I'm a damn good-looking man.

I gotta say... it was a movie.

The thing I like about high school girls...

Jason champions The Barbie Movie to a very hostile environment.

Joseph tries to share a personal, meaningful line, but is completely shut down and made fun of by Jim and Jason.

Jim sees...

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Crikey! This episode had gone down the drain.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph make another confession of some more of their guilty pleasures.

Jason can't get enough of judging people in shopping center parking lots.

Jim admits to having fun tonight by Wang Chunging tonight.

Joseph admits to loving an AI dog named Loomey.

Like a little mouse.

Who is banging whose box?

The question is, can I cross that flooded area?

LOW WATER CROSSINGS IN UK
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This episode could be called Behind the Podcast: The Rise and Fall of Crispy Coated Robots.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about some of the Best (non-concert) Music Documentaries.

Things were so bad, they called him Woody.

I want to be a hairdresser or two. I want to be two hairdressers.

Joseph overtalks and shushes as a debate tactic.

Jason has a selection that is really NEAT.

Jim is butt-hurt over a documentary he has never seen.

Which doc...

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This episode is... okay.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore their favorite radio scenes in. movoes and TV 

Jim and Joseph highlight the value of setting low expectations for movies.

Houston, Jason has a problem with keeping within the shows topic again.

Jason and Joseph, ugh... combine their Private Parts entries.

Bologna  makes you horny.

Drink more Ovaltine

Why does Jim hate Christopher Nolan's Odyssey so much?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, and does he want to...

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This episode is filled with old-man humor (which is how we like it).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite breakfast scenes in movies.

Immortality comes with the greatest breakfast you can have.

Jason contemplates the justification of a meltdown over breakfast not being served after 10:30 am.

I think I stepped on a tack!

Hold the chicken between your legs.

Ktarian Eggs

Salmonella never looked so inspirational.

Meryl Streep plays the worst mothers.

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This is an epic episode that doesn't have the cheesiness of Armand Assante.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss their favorite montages from the 1980s.

Squeal like an alien, boy!

Little Pug on the Prairie.

Montages are the yadda, yadda, yadda of cinema.

You just need the right song to teach Chris Penn how to dance.

Joseph reveals hurt feelings about being snubbed by Jim to see Rocky III at the movies.

The montage was filled with so much testosterone...

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Please don't call this episode Shirley.

Jason, Jim, and  Joseph (not Billy) list some of their favorite airplane movie scenes.

Jason questions pulling up rather than veering to the side.

Talk to me Goose!

Jason and Jim discuss the advantages of flying drunk.

Joseph gets analytical on a stupid gag.

What film do Joseph and Jim think inspired Steven Spielberg to make Duel?

Do you like gladiators?

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This episode plays with two bounces.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph volley over the best tennis scenes in movies and TV.

Joseph challenges his fate by cleaning his garage.

Jason is in two bands, which gives him twice the amount of complaints.

Jim and Joseph disclose their commentary strategies to win at tennis.

Jason and Joseph can't agree if the death scene is better than the sex scene.

Cleveland wins the pennant!

I'm gonna KILL you—you're gonna play tennis WI...

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This episode was given a chance, but it blew it!

Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple.

Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek.

Jason falls for the banana in the pipe.

Fecal matter and semen in the ear???

Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus.

Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR.

Roy Scneider went way above and beyond his duties.

What was the most famous TV...

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Get ready for the  Red, White and "You Blew it!"

Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies!

It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen.

From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all...

Kevin Bacon sizzlin' in two selections...

Mr. X and Forrest Gump sharing a park bench...

Babe Ruth acting...

Joseph shirtless...

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This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI.

Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs.

Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one.

“I'm just a cook.”

You can't say, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" anymore.  The B-word is offensive.

Stuff it Flo!!!

Gene Scallop

Jim's movie crush: Paz Vega

Jason's health tip: You can't eat a Cuban sandwich every day.

Joseph stresses out watching what happens in th...

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This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone.

Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon".

Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes.

Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students.

Zuckerberg... just a bad guy.

They make impressions the old-fashioned way... they earn it.

Going through life fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes.

It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage.

Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break.

No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good.

Dude!!! Sweet!!!

Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest)

Boss, you're delicious.

Learning about Cuba and having some...

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This episode never has to practice

Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes.

Jason takes pride in actually working on his list.

Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North.

Banger in the mouth!

Cape Feare (yes, with an E)

Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..."

The Magic Loogie

Somehow, Jim squeezes in impressions from Copland, which has nothing to do with this episode. 

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This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV.

Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy.

Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his favorite Hugh Jackman scenes.

Joseph is a sucker for a good story about a man and his ball.

Mom always says, "Never play ball in the house".

The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to...

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This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms.

Night mowing is back!!!

More dumb stuff.

I don't care for Gob.

Damn, damn, damn!!!

Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression.

What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV?

What is a Cowsill?

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This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles.

Tupperware and breast enhancement pills.

Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle 

He's a nice Jewish superhero.

Get away, Nerd!

It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K.

Using a snow shovel to make a giant pancake is the best!

Which TV Uncle creeped out Joseph?

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This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees.  (And you better not change it!)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships.

Jason has no idea how DTF ends.

No saving a cat and hurting a dog.

Jim stays awake for the entire episode.

That hack, Taylor Swift.

That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes. 

Jason reveals a new infatuation with Rashida Jones.

Gustafson, I put a fish in your car!

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This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters.

So many great characters.  So many bad impressions.

Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes.

She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest.

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

That's a nice suit.

Sam! You're my number one guy!

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This episode is for all you "little brains".

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors.

The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy.

Yes.  We think you're amusing.  Especially when you try to say the word "youths".

Don't call him Shirley.

By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

Sharting makes it back to the episode.

The brown-stained jeans was the scariest thing Jim remembers about The Cell.

Which obvious choice doesn't make the circle of...

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This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks.

Jason gets mugged!

Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog.

Archie was right.  You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes. 

Code 2319!

Jim critiques two iconic film franchises that he has not seen.

Sticky bomb socks.

I like to treat my fe...

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Breaker! Breaker! This episode really gets annoying with CB chatter.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph bust out some of their favorite trucker-themed movies and television shows.

Peaky Blinders - A company that installs blinds.

Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips!

Joseph Johnson, not impressed.

Mrs. Meeker was completely offended by the language used over the CBs.

Jason is still saddened by Jim's refusal to watch Mad Max: Fury Road.

Jason has a very low bar for getting...

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This episode mentions The Godfather a few times.  Just a few times.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movie and television ceremony scenes.

Jim is very upset over the omission of the Oscars in memorium.  Give some respect to Jack Klugman!

Jason has a limit on how much narration a movie should have.

He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time

Joseph gets to reminisce about one of his favorite SNL commercials.

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This episode's accents may be offensive to the Irish.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a list of their favorite Irish-themed movies and television episodes.

I  think no less of her after watching the documentary.

Jim is thrown off by Hamnet's dental accuracy in 17th-century England.

Jason attempts to go zero out of five with his list of "Irish" themed selections.

Joseph makes the unforgivable omission of one of his all-time favorite films.

Uncle O'Grimacey had to be i...

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The wheels fall off this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best characters who are associated with two-wheeled modes of transportation.

Joseph is worried about the new changes with his beloved F1.

Things become rough for Jim when his friends started calling him Woody.

You can wear a leather jacket, but not if you're near the motorcycle.

A Segway is the perfect douchey vehicle for a character.

I wanna a cool rider. A cool, cool rider.

Which legendary...

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"1 minute to Wapner! This is definitely-definitely a good episode. Oh boy!"

Jason, Jim, and Joseph created a list of the best fictional siblings in movies and television.

Jason pays "Willie" money to repair his guitar.

Garthe- the "e" is for evil.

IAMOSCAR...dot Com 

I know it was you, Jim. You broke my heart with another Pacino impression.

He went full savant.

Joseph struggles with Boardwalk Empire, but finally agrees with Jim that it one of Steve Buscemi's best r...

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This episode goes for gold...but settles for the bronze.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to some of their favorite Olympic related movies.

Yes! Take that, Canada!!!

The doubles luge... it's just awkward to watch.

Perhaps the worst spray tan job in the history of cinema.

Joseph appreciate the best man on man scissor move ever.

Jim's admiration for a cinematic classic ends up being based on SCTV sketches.

Jason loves Cool Runnings, but can't remember if he...

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This episode may be contagious.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best portrayals of characters who are under the weather.

Joseph protests the Winter Olympics over the blatant bias in the scoring of the French.

Jim is triggered over hours of videotapes lost to overdubs of ice skating routines.

Jason takes this light-hearted topic to the dark side really quickly.

I'll be your huckleberry

Uncontrollable flatulants

Stop pooping!

Whose sneeze caused them to get caught?<...

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This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema.

Joseph IS the grumpy old man.

The name Brick says it all.

Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad."

Merkin Muffley... enough said.

Jason debates himself against his own selection...and loses!

The actual name was Merkin Galore.

What does the T stand for for...

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This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television.

Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie. 

Eskimo brothers!!!

We gotta go.  I just shorted my pants.

Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop.

Jim's Charles Grodin impression makes an impressive return.

Who was the original 90s quirky friend?

Wh...