Ahh! You Scared Me
Welcome to Ahh You Scared Me!Join old school friends Mike Woodhams and Katie Long as they dive headfirst into the dark, the grizzly, and the occasionally ridiculous world of horror cinema. Whether it’s the bone-chilling dread of Hereditary, the gore-soaked puzzles of Saw, or the... questionable physics of Sharknado, Mike and Katie are here to break it down so you don’t have to watch it alone.From cult classics to B-movie madness, Ahh You Scared Me is the perfect companion for horror buffs and scaredy-cats alike. Grab your popcorn, lock the doors, and let’s get spooky.
Pop Rocks & A Hard Place: Digesting URBAN LEGEND
"Someone in the back seat!"
In this hilarious and horror-filled episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave a stormy campus to dissect some of their favourite folklore and review the 1998 classic teen slasher Urban Legend. Directed by Jamie Blanks and written by Silvio Horta, this nostalgic '90s horror film turns campfire tales, folklore, and campus myths into a series of deadly, inventive murders.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: Jamie Blanks
Cast: Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, Rebecca Gayheart, Tara Reid, Michael Rosenbaum, Loretta Devine, Joshua Jackson<...
Oh Pooh!: Brickin' in with WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY
"Oh, Bother!"
In this gory, honey-soaked episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave the 100 Acre Wood to review the viral 2023 British indie slasher, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey. Directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield, this low-budget horror reimagines A.A. Milne’s beloved childhood classic into a feral, blood-drenched nightmare that sparked the "Poohniverse."
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: Rhys Frake-Waterfield
Cast: Nikolai Leon, Maria Taylor, Craig David Dowsett, Chris Cordell
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AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, atmospheric AI script where Al...Connect The Cuts: Exorcising THE DEVIL INSIDE
"Connect the Cuts!"
In this spine-chilling and hilariously candid episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie travel to the Vatican to review the notorious 2012 supernatural found-footage horror film, The Devil Inside. Directed by William Brent Bell, this divisive box-office hit blends documentary realism, multiple demonic possessions, and one of the most abrupt, infuriating endings in modern horror cinema.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: William Brent Bell
Cast: Fernanda Andrade, Simon Quarterman, Evan Helmuth, Suzan Crowley
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AI Script Time: Mike and Katie tackle...What Are You Waiting For?: Hooked on I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
"What Are You Waiting For?!"
In this killer episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie dive headfirst into late-’90s slasher nostalgia to review the 1997 teen horror classic, I Know What You Did Last Summer. Written by Kevin Williamson (Scream) and based on Lois Duncan’s 1973 novel, this seaside slasher delivers slickers, fishhooks, bizarre taunts, and an iconic ensemble cast running for their lives.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie LongDirector: Jim GillespieCast: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Freddie Prinze Jr., Johnny GaleckiPodcast Segments
AI Script Time: Mike and Kati...Home Movies To Die For: Projecting The Horrors of SINISTER
"Don't worry Daddy, I'll make you famous again."
In this spine-tingling and hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie settle into the living room to review the 2012 supernatural horror hit, Sinister. Directed by Scott Derrickson and co-written by C. Robert Cargill, this found-footage hybrid takes ghost stories, true crime obsession, and creepy home movies to an unsettling, lawnmower-fueled level.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie LongDirector: Scott DerricksonCast: Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance, James Ransone, Fred Dalton ThompsonPodcast Segments
AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, dramatic AI-generated script where...Button, Button, Who's Got The Button!: Digesting DRAG ME TO HELL
"Get Your Filthy Pig Knuckle Off My Desk!"
In this curse-ridden episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie attempt to avoid eternal damnation as they review Sam Raimi's 2009 supernatural horror-comedy classic, Drag Me to Hell. From flies and demonic goats to extreme cheek-gumming and questionable car-park security, the hosts dissect some of the gross-out moments and campy scares.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: Sam Raimi
Cast: Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver
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AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform an dramatic AI-generated...Mutant Mayhem: Road-tripping Through THE HILLS HAVE EYES
"Daddy!"
In this hilarious and horror-filled episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie venture deep into the desert to review the 2006 American horror remake, The Hills Have Eyes. Directed by Alexandre Aja and based on Wes Craven’s 1977 classic, this movie takes survival horror to an entirely new, mutated level.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: Alexandre Aja
Cast: Aaron Stanford, Kathleen Quinlan, Vinessa Shaw, Emilie de Ravin
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AI Script Time: Mike and Katie perform a tense, dramatic AI-generated script where characters Sam an...Ghosting the Group Chat: Screen-Sharing Our Breakdown of UNFRIENDED
Join Katie and Mike in this week's episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, as they log on, video chat, and dive headfirst into the 2014 supernatural screen-life horror film, Unfriended. Directed by Leo Gabriadze and produced by Timur Bekmambetov, this found-footage style film unfolds entirely over a teenager's MacBook screen.
The duo breaks down the movie's unique pacing, the early 2010s technology nostalgia and the sheer terror of an untargeted spirit taking over a Skype group call. From digital footprints to gruesome, involuntary blender accidents, your hosts discuss the ultimate teenage nightmare of online bullying coming back from...
The Street Where You Live: Inspecting the HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET
"I'm not Carrie-Anne!"
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie wonder into the cul-de-sac of horror as they deep-dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street. Directed by Mark Tonderai, the film stars a pre-Hunger Games Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue, and Max Thieriot in a story about a mother and daughter who move next door to a house with a grim, bloody history. From a weirdly intense debate about climbing trees to escape killers to a real-life horror haunting in the studio, the duo unpacks why this horror movie...
Snow Place To Hide: Assimilating THE THING
In this spine-chilling yet hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave the sub-zero temperatures of Antarctica to review John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror masterpiece, The Thing. Starring a rugged, beard-heavy Kurt Russell and featuring some of the most jaw-dropping practical special effects in cinematic history, this film redefines the fear of isolation, paranoia, and body horror. From calculating exactly how long it would take the alien parasite to infect the global population to questioning why there are no women, the duo breaks down why this cult classic still gives us the creeps.
Hosts: Mi...
Eye See You: Looking Into JEEPERS CREEPERS
"Where'd you get those peepers?"
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2001 creature feature, Jeepers Creepers. Written and directed by Victor Salva, the movie stars Gina Phillips and Justin Long as a brother and sister driving home for spring break who cross paths with a flesh-eating ancient demon. From the legendary highway opening to the sheer frustration of why characters never just keep driving, the duo breaks down the ultimate road trip from hell.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: Victor Salva
<...Two Become One: Sticking with TOGETHER
"If we don't split now, it'll be much harder later."
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2025 supernatural body horror film, Together. Written and directed by Michael Shanks, the movie stars real-life couple Dave Franco and Alison Brie as a pair who find themselves physically fusing together after a trip to a mysterious cave. From the yuck factor to the logistics of a shared limb, the duo breaks down the ultimate fear of codependency.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long
Director: Michael Shanks
<...Clowning Around: Abaddon All Hope at HELL HOUSE LLC
"I'm in a better place now"
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie check into the notorious Abaddon Hotel to review the found-footage cult sensation, Hell House LLC. From the unsettling stillness of basement mannequins to the biblical weight of the name, the duo breaks down why this slow-burn nightmare still manages to deliver one of the most effective scares in modern horror.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long
Director: Stephen Cognetti
Cast: Ryan Jennifer Jones, Danny Bellini, Gore Abrams
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AI Script Time...Tube Be or Not Tube Be: Down and Out with CREEP
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie descend into the grimy depths of the London Underground to review the 2004 British horror cult classic, Creep. From the gritty realism of sewer maintenance to the terrifying possibility of missing the last train, the duo breaks down why this subterranean nightmare still a total trip twenty years later.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long
Director: Christopher Smith
Cast: Franka Potente, Jeremy Sheffield, Vas Blackwood, Ken Campbell
Episode Highlights
The discussion begins in the dark, damp labyrinth of the London...
Something In The Air: Unearthing THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
"You know, I don't even think Curt has a cousin"
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie venture deep into the forest to review the 2011 meta-horror masterpiece, The Cabin in the Woods. From pheromone-induced bad decisions to the meticulous bureaucracy of a monster-filled lab, the duo breaks down why this film is the ultimate love letter to the horror genre.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long
Director: Drew Goddard
Cast: Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Sigourney Weaver
Mike kicks off the...
What's Your Favourite Scary Movie?: Taking A Stab At SCREAM
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, hosts Mike and Katie huddle in Mike's haunted attic to review the 1996 slasher masterpiece, Scream; the film that revitalized the horror genre by deconstructing slasher clichés and openly referencing the rules of horror cinema.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long
Director: Wes Craven
Cast: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Barrymore, Matthew Lillard
Do you like scary movies? Better yet, do you like movies that know they’re scary movies?
Join the duo as they discuss the iconic opening scene wit...
Don't Sift Through The Poo: Losing The Plot With SAW
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie explore the high-stakes 2004 horror hit, Saw.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long
Director: James Wan
Cast: Leigh Whannell, Cary Elwes, Danny Glover
This week, the duo dives head-first into a dirty bathroom to debate the real horrors of Jigsaw’s games. Join Mike and Katie as they tackle the film's most pressing questions: Why does Adam insist on sifting through the poo in the toilet before checking the cistern? Why is the doctor’s alibi so flimsy? And most importantly, would Mike...
Cloudy With A Chance Of Teeth: Weathering The Storm With SHARKNADO
"Trust me, if there's one thing I know, it's the timing of waves"
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me?, Mike and Katie review the 2013 disaster film Sharknado. They discuss the plot, the special effects, the acting, and some of the more ridiculous moments in the movie.
Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long
Director: Anthony C. Ferrante
Cast: Tara Reid, Ian Ziering, John Heard
Grab your umbrellas and your heavy machinery—the forecast is calling for a torrential downpour of teeth. This week, hosts Katie and Mike analyse the sc...
Snot Your Average Camping Trip: Getting Lost In THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
Is there anything scarier than being lost in the woods with Heather and her map? This week, hosts Katie and Mike break down the movie that re-ignited the found footage genre. They explore the folklore of Burkittsville, the bizarre presence of "blue jelly" on camping gear, and debate the logistics of screaming without a tongue.
Plus they discuss the enduring mystery of whether it was the witch, Rustin Parr, or just three very lost students in a cursed wood.
It’s an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and a few "dead serious" questions about survival.
...An Official Meat-and-Greet: Dissecting THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
Grab your favourite skin mask and settle in as Mike Woodhams and Katie Long take a hilarious and horrifying deep dive into the 1974 masterpiece, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
In this episode, the duo explores the gritty, low-budget world created by Tobe Hooper, questioning everything from the group's terrible decision-making skills to the bizarre interior design choices of the Sawyer family.
Whether you’re a die-hard slasher fan or just someone who enjoys a good laugh at a "dead badger bag," this episode is a cut above the rest.
Note: This episode contains st...
Heads Will Roll: Discussing HEREDITARY
Join hosts Mike Woodhams and Katie Long in the spooky loft for the very first episode of Ahh! You Scared Me. This week, they’re keeping their heads while diving into Ari Aster's 2018 masterpiece, Hereditary.
From the subtle clues hidden in plain sight to the most shocking moments of decapitation, Mike and Katie break down the grief, the cult, and the terrifying transition of Paimon.
