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Spoilers for Klara And The Sun (2026) You Can See Everything (2026) Wildwood (2026) Wicker man (2026) recapping all movies currently available in theaters, discussing what’s worth your time and money and what you can wait to see on streaming.

A Cinephiles guide to spotting incompatibility before it blows up in your face. A walk down memory lane (my failed relationships), what I learned from them and movies that helped it finally click.

Fuck Skydance. Fuck AI. Fuck the wage gap.

Your couples costume is probably basic and needs an upgrade. Dating and love life update, reflections on my couple costume experiences from Halloween's past. Predictions of the top couples costumes to look out for this Halloween and the costumes I think you should consider instead.

OCTOBER IS MY FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR!! Talking new adventures, Halloween, and my favorite Halloween watches. Giving you recommendations on what to screen at your Halloween party (horror and non-horror).

SPOILERS for Coraline (2009). Explaining why horror is the most psychologically reflective film genre and why “gore porn” is not Horror. My favorite October rewatches and inviting you to join my annual October horror movie marathon!

SPOILERS for Practical Magic 2 (2026). Full review of Practical Magic 2 (2026) and comparing it to my own dating hot takes. Would life be easier if all our exes died instead of falling in love with someone else? Probably.

OPINIONATED HIGH DEFINITION A full(y stoned) ALL SPOILER recap of Devil’s Mouth (2026). Spoiler alert: it’s bad.

WELCOMES TO SEASON 2 B*TCHES Starting strong with a step by step guide on how to ruin the friendship by spontaneously hooking up with your friend. Talking “Coyote Vs Acme” (2026), “Over The Garden Wall” (2014), and what to do when the intimacy in a relationship becomes physical.

SEASON 1 FINALE!!! Welcoming back Noah Bartels to revisit our summer goals and romances. Talking situationships, how to handle breakups, getting dumped and self reflections from the past few months.

SPOILER FREE EPISODE! Recapping and reviewing every movie currently available in AMC Theaters without any major spoilers. What’s worth seeing in theaters and what should you wait to watch on streaming?

The trials and tribulations of being a Practicing Bisexual in Los Angeles. Talking about dating my ex boyfriend’s ex girlfriend, heteronormativity and doing the one thing my therapist told me NOT to do— comparing my current connection to all my previous relationships.

LORE DROP!! Talking about my time and personal revelations while living in NYC. Reading an excerpt from a unpublished series of essay's I wrote while living in the city titled, "After The Fact -- On Not Being Pretty in New York City". Discussing recognizing your self worth as a young woman, weaponizing modern beauty standards and surviving cattle call auditions as a young actor. Redefining what it means to be "fuckable".

Spoilers for Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026). Full recap and review of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, featuring the opinions and commentary of Dr. Kylie Wright. Walking through the plot of the film while sharing our thoughts and feeling and expressing concerns about Avengers: Doomsday (2026).

Spoilers for Hadestown (2026). Even though you can't spoil a 3000 year old story (see The Odussy episode). Dropping some Julia Lore about working in New York City as an actor and my connection to the OBC of Hadestown The Musical. Cinephiles are basically just theater kids so you guys should kiss and makeup. Talking Broadway show stoppers and which blockbusters are the same vibe to bridge the gap between theater kids and cinephiles. Hamilton x Amadeus, Phantom x Nosferatu, Cats x The Imaginarium, Les Mis x One Nation One King, etc. etc.

Spoilers for The Odyssey (2026). Full review and Recap of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey (2026). What we liked, what we loved and what we HATED about the film. Full walkthrough of the films plot to discuss how it was adapted and all of our thoughts a feelings while watching.

Dating sucks, the bar is in HELL, and "green flags" nowadays are bare minimum standards. Cuffing season is upon us and we're redefining "Green Flags" based on Julia's insanely high dating standards to maintain your self respect as your summer fling becomes a relationship.

Spoilers for Love Island Season 8 (2026). Recapping last weeks movie night drama and Sincere becoming the craziest reality TV villain of all time. Redefining what a "girl's girl" is because the women in the villa are acting like birds. Signs that you're friends are male centered and the your man is insecure and toxic.

SPOILER FREE EPISODE Recapping all movies currently available in theaters and giving spoiler free reviews. Covering which movies are worth the dime to see in theaters, which ones to wait until they're available on streaming and which ones to skip all together.

Spoilers for Love Island s8 (2026). The Red Pill mindset is the newest Bombshell to infiltrate the Villa. All these bitch ass boys can't handle a strong, confident woman. The boys want to be the pretty princesses in the Villa. Insincere and Zach are the biggest bitches this season. Casa Amor predictions (rip Zach and Kayda). #JusticeForSol

Spoilers for Disclosure Day (2026). Full review of Disclosure Day (2026). This movie basically stating Jesus was an Alien? Also I call Jane "Janine" the entire review and I do not care, cry about it in the comments.

Julia's Birthday Reflections. Life looks SO different now. Learning to appreciate life's little moments and romanticizing the struggle.

Spoilers for The Backrooms (2026) and Obsession (2026). Gen Z is taking the box office by storm! Young Filmmakers are inventing new IP's and are making the best movies in theaters right now. Indie movies are a Movie Go-er's only escape from corporate franchises. Gen Z is saving modern cinema from the "cinematic universe" machine.

Making friends in your 20s is HARD. What defines a "friend" vs an acquaintance. Where to find friends and socialize in Los Angeles, conversation starters, working up to the second hangout. You have to be a villager if you want a Village.

Spoilers for Oh, Hi! (2025) and Obsession (2026). Recapping a weird first date experience. Horror movies are now exposing that the self proclaimed "Nice Guys" are the real villains in the 2026 dating scene. The girls are waking up and realizing that men don't usually mean it when they say they want a strong woman. In summer 2026 we are dating INTENTIONALLY because casual sex isn't the problem, dishonesty is.

Guest Starring Noah Bartels Everyone's coming out of break up season ready to go OUTSIDE. 6 rules to follow to optimize the vibes this summer and to not fumble your summer romance. Noah's hot takes on dating, getting revenge on an ex and getting over being "dickmatized".

Spoilers for The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026). The Devil Wears Prada 2 is a perfect sequel. How they pay homage to the original. Breaking down the films commentary on Art vs. AI and the entertainment media industry.

Beating the dead horse. Cheating has been normalized in the mainstream and it's weird as fuck.

How to weaponize being underestimated. Let them underestimate you. Keep the bitches on their toes.

Full Recap of the Coachella weekend 2 experience. Discussing VIP Access, celebrity drama and rave culture.

Spoilers for Project Hail Mary (2026), The Drama (2026), Forbidden Fruits (2026), Super Mario Galaxy (2026), Michael (2026), The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026). Going to the movies is so much more fun alone. Recapping every movie I've seen in theaters this month minus Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026) but we'll get to that. Movies to catch in theaters vs ones you can sit out. Teasing next weeks Coachella recap.

Spoilers for Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 4 (2026). Everyone knows the internet is fake until scandal breaks out. Hollywood is a curated show. Drama isn't usually real. Anyone who believes reality TV is real is being stupid on purpose.

A hot bitch's guide to processing a breakup because trust me, Diva.... it's gonna be okay.

Spoilers for Nocturne (2020) Full plot recap and commentary for Nocturne (2020) starring Sydney Sweeney. Recorded in real time while absolutely stoned.

Spoilers for the 98th Academy Awards (2026). Julia was right about all her Oscar predictions. LA Parties are weird. People are afraid to be cringey but LOVE when celebrities do it.

Spoilers for Wuthering Heights (2026) and Bridgerton Season 4 (2026). Why was Jacob Elordi licking everything in Wuthering Heights (2026) and what happened to the source material? Girls want romance and hot sex in movies. Bridgerton season 4 is smut. Who the Bridgerton girls would be in 2026 and movie recommendations per your favorite diamond.

Spoilers for Sinners (2025) and Anora (2024). The Oscar's have been racist. Timothy Chalamet just ruined his chance at winning actor of the year. Real Vampires have taken over Hollywood.

Spoilers for The Housemaid (2025) and People We Meet On Vacation (2026). Rom-coms are out, Literature is in with romcom book recommendations. Sometimes the movie IS better then the book with examples from The Housemaid (2025). Poppy from People We Meet On Vacation (2026) is the worst protagonist ever.

Spoilers for "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" (2026) and "Mercy" (2026). The rules for the Sci-Fi and Horror film genre's have flipped. Terminator has been out way too long for us to be normalizing robots.

Spoilers for "Send Help" (2026) and "Bugonia" (2025) You're ex girlfriend wasn't "crazy", you drove her crazy. Justice for Linda (Send Help) and Teddy (Bugonia). Recapping my history as a reformed crazy bitch.