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Happy Friday! Does Whitner have a "love child"? Luke apparently isn't filming The Valley, and we have a new Bachelor! Plus, we break down the second part of the RHOC reunion. Thank God Tamra jumped in the pool at the end because she finally brought some excitement! What is going to happen with this cast and show? Is it time to take a pause? And who do you actually want to see come back? Come judge with us!

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Ba Ba Dooooooo! We recap the Season 12 premiere of Southern Charm! We open up with a possible love child?! Is everyone in the exact same place? Does Shep look good with his beard? Will Madison show cracks in her marriage? Can Venita stop trying to like anyone in Charleston? Will Salley’s boundaries work on Austen? And who do you believe: Austen or Allie, the new girl? We end with a TBC! Come judge with us!

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Would you rather go to Bobbi’s Sweet 16 or PERHAPS? Will Angie and Mary be able to move forward? Was Quai delivering the wrong message? Can Justin and Whitney get back together if he fixes his veneers? Do we need more Muzzy? And what is the truth about Brandon? Hopefully we can call him on speaker phone in Hawaii! Come judge with us!

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We are recapping Grammy's Night on Dancing with the Stars! Were you shocked by who went home or happy with the outcome (like Courtney)? Do six people make it to the finale? If not, who do you think is going home next week? Can they all do a contemporary? Mary requests no shoes, please! Plus, our thoughts on the dance-offs: Was it too hard to watch? Did the live singers take away from the performances? As a reminder, we have ZERO dance background. Come judge with us!

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In this bonus episode, we got the opportunity to chat with the cast of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Orange County! We sat down with the women to talk friendships, relationships, and what it's like putting your life out there for the world to judge. We think you're really going to enjoy this show! Come judge with us!

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Orange County premieres this Thursday, November 12 on Hulu!

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The RHONY girls are still at this comedy club... where was the comedy? Daisy may or may not have started to spiral this episode. Did Erika actually invite Daisy to her party? Can Sai and Daisy work out whatever is the crux of their issues with each other?? Hailey shares more about her and Rubin. Will she leave him? The list of grievances feel long for Pavit and Jessel and we are worried for them. Can they make it through this? Come judge with us!

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Happy Monday!! Please wish our very own Mary a happy HAPPY birthday! The Potomac ladies head to the beach, but not via helicopter. The girls discuss BOBBY on Hinge. Does Wendy throw Stacey under the bus? Is Gizelle trying to find ANY flaw in AI Stacey? Karen is in the hot seat over hanging out with Chris Samuels, but she tells the group it’s Ray, opening up an entirely different conversation. Nice deflecting, Karen! Does Ray like sober Karen? Are we feeling empathy for Karen? What is wrong with us?! Plus, Ashley takes Courtney out for “water” shots and di...

Happy Friday! Plead Your Case: Emily and Gina vs. Vicki’s boyfriend Michael. Who are you judging the most this week? We are here to break down the RHOC reunion! Gina flat out asks, does Vicki even want to be there? Nothing was happening, so they literally started drinking at lunch. We watched Vicki eat a donut in a wheelchair. But they won't leave Heather alone! They tried to expose her all season and their last ditch effort isn't working. Leave our Fancy Pants alone! Come judge with us!

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This RHOSLC was a tough episode to watch. Watching the break down of friendships and relationships and hurt people hurting people. Is this the end of Angie and Mary? Can these two find their way back to each other? Will the reunion finally bring them together again? We need Baby G to release her album/CD/EP to make us feel better. Come judge with us!

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Sonja and Dorinda are at it AGAIN! How does Dorinda keep her composure? Can Sonja ever move on to the present?! The girls have a glossy photoshoot that proves Ramona really hasn’t changed (but also is that stylist looking to join the cast?!). Lu takes the stage to show us the true professional that she is! Come judge with us!

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Happy Wednesday! We’re chatting all things RHONY! What do you think about Daisy’s real name being Nicole? We meet her sister, Samona, and her hot 28-year-old fireman boyfriend. Jessel and Sai discuss Pavit, and Sai worries Jessel is headed down the same road she did with David. What do you think is going to happen with Jessel and Pavit? Carole gets yelled at via the bodega about the Epstein files and worries it will haunt her forever. Daisy discovers she wasn’t invited to Erika’s birthday, and Erika shares more about her surrogacy experience. Come judge with us...

Disney Night brought Cynthia Erivo to the ballroom and the competition is getting TOUGH! Tatyana and Connor keep improving every week and even served as dance captains! Did the Wildcats deserve the win or was it Slaytopia? Can Maura make it to the finals? Is Harry the Tom Hanks of our time? Did the right person go home? We know Mary thinks so! Who is going home next week? As a reminder, we have zero dance background but we love this show soooo much! Come judge with us!

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We’re getting a front row seat to the cracks in three different marriages on RHOP. Ray and Karen sit down for a raw conversation about Sober Karen and Karen questioning if Ray even knows her at all. Tia and Rob reveal that the internet photos aren’t the darkest thing in their marriage...so what is? And then we find out Eddie seems to be taking the fall for his and Wendy's upcoming trial. Will he still make March MANness? Meanwhile, Gizelle and Ashley are having some genuinely good moments, with Gizelle visiting Congress and Ashley paying it forw...

We chat about all the Halloween costumes from the weekend. Charlie dressed as Kyle Cooke, Amanda and West dressed as Dumb and Dumber, and Martha Stewart with her post and delete. Then we catch up on ep7&8 of The Traitors: New Blood. We break down the Pardon, whether Victor is finally credible now, and if he could be recruited as a Traitor. Can Joe go all the way or will Victor stop him? And who is Alan referring to when he calls someone from this cast one of the greatest Traitors of all time? Come judge with us!

We wrap up the 20th season of RHOC with a relatively lackluster finale. Vicki hosts a Sky Top party with many of the former housewives. The current housewives try to finish up their storylines and we wonder what really happened this season. We want more pub crawl scenes! Will there be a next season and which Housewives will make the cut? Come judge with us!

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We chat about Episode 2 of The Golden Life! Will Sonja ever be able to move on? Did Tom ask Sonja to marry him first? Can the women finally get through to Sonja and help her start living in the present? Is Avery the voice of reason this group desperately needs? Come judge with us!

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We have one episode fully dedicated to the antics at Heather’s Jupiter Party, and so much happened! The women seem to love Tripp. Have we been wrong about him this whole time? Heather sets Whitney up with some ammo. This activates Whitney, who starts questioning Lisa’s marriage. Angie continues to stir the pot, telling Bronwyn that people think she pays for her boyfriend. She also brings up Britani stealing flowers. Meanwhile, Mary and Britani are officially done. Is this the last we’ll see of Britani? Come judge with us!

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Horror Movie Night brought out Shirley Ballas, which really spooked all the Dancing with the Stars pairings! What did you think of Shirley’s brutal scores? Were you surprised that Val addressed all the chaos? Who was your favorite of the night? Who do you think will make it to the finale? We only have 4 weeks to go! As a reminder, we have zero dance experience, but that doesn't mean we don't have a lot to say. Come judge with us!

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We’re recapping the RHOC reunion looks before diving deep into RHONY! This is EXACTLY what we want from Housewives: fighting over grocery store sushi, orchids, and decorations, plus full glam in bed! Sai and Daisy go head-to-head at Abe’s Havana Nights party, and we need to know, what is the underlying issue between these two? Are you Team Daisy or Team Sai? Plus, we finally get to meet Devyn, who has appeared on RHONY before! Come judge with us!

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Happy Monday! We kick things off recapping FanFest before diving deep into RHOP. Potomac Season 11 is an 11/10! Robyn has officially found her place as a Friend Of, standing up to Gizelle and putting messy Ashley in her place. Thiemo proposes to Stacey and naturally, we have questions. What exactly did Stacey have to do to make that happen on camera? Plus, we celebrate Courtney’s husband’s birthday with a party featuring… no other husbands! Where was the other half of the party? Come judge with us!

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With FanFest kicking off this weekend, we have so much news! Shows starting to film their new seasons, Craig acting, Next Gen: ATL, new RHONJ cast... we can't keep up! But we are looking forward to what will be unveiled over the weekend! RHOC ends the Tokyo trip by deciding to pick on Gina and her spending habits while she gaslights us about a casita! Tamra apologizes to Vicki about the Briana rumor but Vicki won't even play Housewives so does it matter? At the end of the day, we just want to get drunk with Heather Dubrow. Come...

Did the RHOSLC women think they were going to the principal’s office or a Boss Brunch? Meredith apologized, but Lisa refuses! When will Angie fill Mary in on her troubles with Shawn? Is this why they aren’t talking in real time? Can Quai and Whitney ever trust each other again? And that final dinner, what a group! Did Heather finally make it into the IT crowd? So much so that she’s willing to throw Bron out of the group? Did Britani really “steal” the flowers? Come judge with us!

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We had to check on our OG RHONY ladies over on E! and we have to say, everything is the same after five years! The ladies are living out their golden years with no filter. Ramona, Lu, Sonja, Dorinda, and Kelly work so well together because they have history. We missed the yacht and Harry! Welcome back, ladies! Come judge with us!

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How can you not love Dancing with the Stars?! We were puddles last night for Dedication Night! We were so moved by the storytelling and emotion behind every performance, no wonder no one scored below an 8! Listen to hear who our favorites were and what we thought about the Val nonsense of it all. Even though we continue to have zero dance background... Come judge with us!

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We’re still on Moskito Island and the ladies are going after each other. Carole reads Sai’s Substack and has some questions. Was Sai working the bar or the pole? Sai's Daddy Warbucks was involved in a Ponzi scheme, but she had no idea? Erin realizes in real time that Sai has no loyalty to her. Could Jessel have already known about this rumor regarding Pavit? And Hailey is in the hot seat. Where does her money come from? Come judge with us!

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Happy Tuesday! We chit chat about the latest happenings including what we think will happen with DWTS tonight. How will ABC handle this? Then we dive into episodes 5 and 6 of The Traitors. It seems SO obvious who the Traitors are, but will the fruit theory go completely out the window because no one trusts Victor? Will the Traitors murder Victor next? Was Michael the right person to banish or are people getting too caught up in their emotions? And does this season feel like it’s made for the masses on NBC? Come judge with us!

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Happy Monday! We update you on all the DWTS drama that happened over the weekend. RHOP is firing on all cylinders! Stacey and Thiemo are in love, Robyn and Wendy meet for lunch, and Gizelle takes some accountability for the Tia situation while also calling Wendy a scammer. Meanwhile, Wendy is trying to convince us she had nothing to do with it. Then we hear more about Tia catching her husband on websites before! And then… the party of ALL parties: Sofia Home! Karen trying to have her Oprah moment and saying “it could happen to anyone” is INSANITY. Are yo...

PLEAD YOUR CASE: Dr. Wendy Osefo vs. a good judgment for Tamra Judge! The RHOC girls are still in Japan, and Gina and Emily are working hard to get Shannon and Vicki into a fight. Tamra resurfaces a two-year-old fight with Vicki about her daughter Sidney, leading to a breakdown and an emotional moment between her and Shannon. Meanwhile, Vicki continues to have pretend amnesia and refuses to play the Housewife game with Tamra. But Tamra tells us in a confessional that Briana and Vicki are currently not speaking. We got to thinking, would you forgive Vicki if she...

The Sisters of Salt are still in SF and we get to meet the Glam Kittens! Was Lisa and Meredith’s diss track a hit or a miss? “Hypocrisy and BS, BS, BS" is living rent-free in our heads. Whitney fills Heather in on her marriage, and we’re left wondering if they’re really headed for divorce. Whitney is looking at Bronwyn and wondering if the grass is greener, while Angie cannot stop talking about Lisa’s lips. Is this alliance starting to look a little too much like the Fox Force Five? Come judge with us!

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It was Super Bowl Night on Dancing with the Stars! We loved having Joe Buck as the fourth judge! Are the judges judging everyone fairly? Are Ezra and Jenna getting the same pro treatment? Connor feels like he got robbed with those scores, we were truly mesmerized by those orange pants. We were happy to see Guillermo go out with a bang! Come judge with us!

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We are still on Moskito Island or is it Shutter Island? Sai unleashes on Carole, Daisy, and Erin. Carole opens up about her relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell, and Sai wants to know everything. Hailey can relate being in the tabloids and Daisy thinks she can't compare the two things. Sai and Daisy clearly have some deep-seated anger toward each other and we still can’t figure out why. Then Sai confronts Erin about telling people she and David are separating and calls her makeup artist to uncover the DESPICABLE things Erin allegedly said about Pavit. Come judge with us!

RHOP Season 11 kicks off with a “new” Karen. Are you buying it? Are you happy she’s back? Gizelle, Ashley, and Karen have a united front, while Wendy, Stacey, and Tia are forming their own alliance. Tia is finding out about her husband’s dating profile while Ashley is airing out her dirty laundry from her source, Gizelle. And what about Eddie and Wendy? Does it feel like Eddie is taking the fall for the family? What did you think about Robyn’s return? And are you into the newbie, Courtney? Come judge with us!

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PLEAD YOUR CASE: Whitney Rose vs. Jessel Taank. Who are you judging the most this week? Then we recap RHOC, where Heather finishes Alexis at the Vena CBD party, and it was very obvious Alexis Janssen (Bellino) was looking for a moment. But seriously, where did she learn the word “feckless”? The ladies head to Tokyo without Carmella, and the women show a shocking amount of concern for Emily and her marriage. Then they get their fortunes read, and somehow, everyone’s reading seemed spot on! Lots to discuss. Come judge with us!

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RHOSLC is still in San Francisco, and the girls divide and conquer for vintage shopping and an antique vibrator museum. Britani, aka Inspector Gadget, is trying to catch Bronwyn in a lie about her divorce, but it’s not exactly landing. Angie opens up about her marriage, and we can’t help but feel heartbroken. The ladies take on a dumpling competition, while Whitney continues coming for Quai, setting her up to discuss things she said off camera about Meredith. Heather is right behind her always protecting the Divorce-o Dorkos/The Separated. Lisa continues perfecting her lip liner and usin...

It was Mariah Carey night on DWTS! We were SHOCKED by who went home! Are the judges grading the women tougher? What happened between Jackson and Guillermo this week? Are you shocked Guillermo is still around after scoring a 13? And how many times did Julianne and Alfonso thank each other? Come judge with us!

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The girls head to Moskito Island and we finally understand Erika’s taco tagline. Is Erika economical or does she simply not have access to the funds? And how rich or poor was it for Daisy and Erin to be calling the place a dump? Erin is ACTIVATED after hearing about Jessel’s DESPICABLE comment and the claim that her flood was insurance fraud. Was Daisy also a part of the conversation? Did the joke go too far? Was it even a joke? Plus, Sai opens up about the divorce as it hits the press. Come judge with us!

Happy Monday! We chat the weekend news and the Southern Charm trailer that just dropped! RHUGT came to an end last night at Bluestone Manor. Between Andy showing up and playing mediator with Melissa and Tre, Lisa and Heather, and RHORI thinking they were at a reunion, we ended on a high note! We are going to miss this RHUGT. What a celebration of 20 years! Come judge with us!

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Happy Friday! We chat the RHOC reunion seating chart. How is Carmella on the end? This week's Please Your Case: Alexis Bellino Janssen vs Porsha Williams. We cover a lot of ground this episode with a medical screening, Emily's party, the Vena CBD party, and got to see the ghosts of RHOC’s past. Did you feel bad for Vicki when Tamra shared her non medical news? Should Tamra have given Shannon a warning about inviting Alexis? Did Alexis ignore Heather? And would you want Elizabeth Vargas back? Come judge with us!

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The ladies of Salt Lake head to San Francisco for St. Patrick’s Day and naturally, bring the drama with them. It all starts with a toothbrush, Diablo, and Britani pinching strangers. Quai and Whitney’s relationship is put to the test and Heather continues to be diabolical (in our opinion) and stir the pot. Is Bronwyn the one hazing Quai? Did Lisa really get invited to the Oscars and pass it up? Can Courtney defend her Baby G? What is up with Angie's contacts? Come judge with us!

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We are back judging Dancing with the Stars Yacht Rock Night! We break down every performance, wonder if the judges are scoring fairly, and ask the most important question: who will be the next to go home? Was Taylor robbed or was it a MMMMMFLOPPPPPP!? We also have some suggestions for Mariah Carey Week. Will she actually make it to the ballroom? Come judge with us!

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