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RHONY is completely redeeming itself! Is Erin trying to downplay coming after Hailey? What are your thoughts on Hailey’s mom and what do we think the age gap is? What is really happening between Sai and Daisy? It feels like there’s more to it than popcorn ceilings. Is Martha trying to become a Housewife? Plus, we rank the casts and Housewives shows airing right now. Come judge with us!

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We chat about The Traitors: New Blood, Episodes 3 & 4! Does Katie have a target on her back? Who is playing the better game: Joe or Tomica? Is Jay’s strategy of chaos actually working or will the Faithfuls banish him simply because they can’t stand him anymore? Come judge with us!

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We catch up on the news and talk about the VMAs: shout-out to Ciara, who looked fantastic! Is she dating Shaboozey? Is Jesse keeping his new boo under wraps because she’s a cast member? RHOBH filmed Farrah’s baby shower over the weekend. Is The Valley filming again now? Then we chat RHUGT in New York, where Lu levitated for God’s sake! Is the diva within her always trying to be in the middle? Should the girls have shown her more respect in HER city? Can you believe we only have one episode left!? Come judge with us!

Happy Friday! We chat Taylor Swift’s four new songs and Plead our Case: will you choose Daisy being on Raya or Carole’s red Jeep trying to hold an apple? Then we break down this week's RHOC. Did Courtney figure out who has to pay back taxes? Were you feeling bad for Vicki at the end of the episode? Did Mary come up with a great plan for Vicki's exit? Were Gina and Tamra trying too hard to insert themselves into the Carmella vs. Vicki drama? Who is the real dork here? Come judge with us!

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Happy Thursday! We chat about all things RHOSLC, including the new taglines. What are your first impressions of Ashley Quai? We discuss Bronwyn’s “relationship". Are Justin and Whitney really separated? Will Whitney and Lisa be able to move forward? What did you think of Meredith not accepting Whitney’s apology? Will Whitney get a Del Taco sponsorship? We want an invite to Apres Ski with Lisa B! Come judge with us!

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It’s time to say goodbye to our kids! What an epic sophomore season and we can't wait for Season 3! We were shocked by what Hudson shared at the reunion. What’s next for Ariana? Can Georgia make her way back into the group and will she and Charlie ever be friends again? Will Charlie and Liam become friends? Come judge with us!

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We are back judging Dancing with the Stars Viral Hits Night with zero formal dance training (unless you count Mary’s 8th grade jazz class). We break down every performance, ranking all of the stars. We agree on the same top and bottom picks, and debate everyone else in between. Also as a gut check, what color was Julianne Hough’s dress? Come judge DWTS with us!

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Is Carole stuck on Love Story? What exactly is her story? Are you Team Jessel or Team Erin? We’re also still not over Daisy talking about Craigslist and Raya. Daisy hosts a Seder in Brooklyn, and Erin brings "boring" jam and accuses Hailey of breaking up a family of eight kids! Do you believe Hailey's story that Jon was already separated from Kate? And will we ever actually meet Ruben? Will Hailey ever forgive Mary? And finally, we got to know Erika a little better this week, but what’s the deal with the tacos? Come judge with us!<...

We chat about Taylor Frankie Paul "leaving" Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Is this her choice or was she given the Bravo goodbye? We recap the first two episodes of The Traitors: New Blood. Are you enjoying the civilian version? What do you think of the new twists? Will Xavier or Katie be the third Traitor? Is Victor just a sweaty boy? Did Kriste place a target on her back? Who are you looking forward to watching? Come judge with us!

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We wrap things up in Miami with a lingerie party and wonder if we will ever see Miami again. Where was Guerdy?! Luann continues to sing her way through the airport, and the girls are officially starting to lose it with her. In New York, the women come together for a gangster lunch that had all of us in tears. Tre opens up to the group, and suddenly everyone can relate to the mom guilt, the pressure of having your life on camera, and all that comes to being a Housewife. We end at Lu’s Halloween party, where th...

Happy Friday! Courtney went to see DJ Kyle Cooke in Arizona last night! We chat about the new Traitors lineup and of course, RHOC. Are we feeling bad for Vicki? Is RHOC is so bad, it’s actually good now? PLEAD YOUR CASE: Erin Lichy vs. Mary from the Bay! Who are you judging the most this week? Come judge with us!

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We’re recapping Season 5 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! Did you enjoy the short season? Was there too much Taylor? Where was the Whitney goodbye? How did Jen get the OC spinoff? Is Mikayla quitting in hopes of getting Taylor fired? Can MomTok survive this? Come judge with us!

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Mary personally requested today's guest: Courtney's Dad, Rusty! He sat through the two-night, four-hour Dancing with the Stars premiere with whiteboard in hand. And does he have opinions! Will he be watching the rest of the season alongside us? TBD. We chat frontrunners, dividing the men and women up, the judges, and the eliminations. Come judge with us!

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We break down Part 1 of the Next Gen NYC reunion! Was Andy giving the kids advice? Did Riley triple down on her drunk moment? Is Brooks working too hard to secure a Season 3 from the end of the couch? Plus, we get relationship updates and we need these kids to understand that Charlie is good for the show! Come judge with us!

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We kick off Season 7 of RHOSLC with an emotional episode sharing the passing of Robert Jr. We are so impressed with Mary and her resilience and how Bravo and production presented this episode. We also catch up with the other ladies who are separating, coming together, and setting the tone for the rest of the season. Come judge with us!

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We chat about the Emmy's and RHONY! Carole Radziwill is welcomed back by us watching her sit in her car for street cleaning. This week we get to know more about Erika, Daisy and Eugene’s relationship, and we have a celebration for Sai but it is unclear what we are celebrating. Is this Erin’s villain season? Can she take the heat? Will Jessel learn to read the room? Did she blow it with Carole? Come judge with us!

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Happy Monday! We talk about all the weekend news like the Golden Life trailer on E!, Brandi’s GoFundMe, West Wilson being dropped from his podcast and more. We chat about Alexia and Marysol's kind of awkward WWHL appearance and deep dive RHUGT being in Miami. Is Gizelle using Lisa Barlow as low hanging fruit? Did Luann’s drunk shenanigans finally get Vicki to Whoop It Up? Is Lu in Miami giving us a peek into The Golden Life? If so, we want more! Come judge with us!

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The RHOC ladies go on dueling trips this week to La Quinta and Solvang to torture us all more. Has this show gone so backwards that somehow we have felt bad for Vicki!? But what is the deal with Mike? Why do they keep coming for Heather? She brings snacks! Is it time for RHOC to come to a pause? Maybe we need Real Housewives of Santa Fe? What are we doing here!?!? Come judge with us!

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We watched the entirety of Earle Meets World on Netflix and have a lot to say about it! Did we love it or hate it? We chat Alex Cooper, Braxton and the breakup, Tom Brady, and the wild family dynamic. Is this the next Kardashians? Will there be a Season 2 and what do we want to see more or less of if there is? Come judge with us!

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We had to say goodbye to our kids tonight with the Next Gen NYC Season 2 finale! If it's wrong to root for Shai and Ava, we don't want to be right! Was the Ariana and Charlie kiss staged? How did Ariana still spend Christmas Eve with Liam? We cannot wait for the reunion and all the relationship updates. Did Charlie dupe Ariana? Did he ever actually go to church with her? Is she with Hudson at the reunion? So much to discuss! Come judge with us!

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We LOVED the S16 Premiere of RHONY! We loved meeting the newbies and think they are great additions to the cast! How are you feeling about Jessel and Sai being besties? Will this be a hard season for Erin? We are looking forward to a great season. Is third time the charm!? Come judge with us! 

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Happy Tuesday! We chat about Phaedra and CT, West announcing at the Emmys, Summer House wrapping filming, and so much more news! Then we get right back into things with the RHUGT trip, where Courtney defends her Baby G until the end of time! We sincerely wonder: is Vicki the OG of the OC? And who even gave her that name? We took a blast from the past with Nene, Lisa Wu, Kim Zolciak, Candiace, and so many familiar faces showing up in Atlanta, plus Lucy and Frankie! Come judge with us! 

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PLEAD YOUR CASE this week: the ENTIRE RHOC cast vs. Tamra “Juicy" Grudge and that hotel scene. Who are YOU judging the most? We deep dive RHOC and laughed the entire time. Were we actually defending Vicki this week? Why are Gina and Emily plotting against Heather? Is ANYONE not on Fancy Pants’ side? And does RHOC need to take a BIG pause? Come judge with us! 

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We chat about Danny and Nia “leaving” The Valley and the possibility of Scheana and Brock stepping in to take their places. We also discuss today's announcement of the DWTS partners! Then we deep dive into Next Gen NYC. What is happening with Shai and Ava? What went down when Liam left Ariana at Charlie’s house? And we loved the vulnerable conversation between Emira and Charlie this week. Come judge with us!

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Happy Tuesday, join us for some cawfee talk! We are headed into the 3rd trimester of the year and need to check in on our 2026 predictions! It’s so fun to flash back and see what actually happened—and what we have been WILDLY wrong about! How the world has changed! Come judge with us!

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Happy Monday! We deep dive RHUGT as they head to Atlanta! NeNe Leakes gets a much-deserved warm welcome from the ladies, and it was so fun to see her back on our screens. The ladies recreate their alter egos and some definitely missed the mark. Did Luann and Kyle just come as themselves?! Gizelle is working overtime this trip, stirring up the drama with the ladies of SLC. Did Heather make herself look bad? We are loving going down memory lane and celebrating 20 years of Housewives! Come judge with us!

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The RHOC women head down to Rancho Santa Fe to bully Carmella, Danny and Heather. What are we doing here?! Emily and Shane continue to have problems, Shannon spends $3000 on Ubers a month and Heather makes SAAAAAHNGRIA for the group. We also play Plead Your Case, our new weekly segment where we decide who we are judging the most in the Bravoverse. This week it's between Liam from Next Gen vs Kelli from RHOA. Come judge with us!

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Mary is back from the Cape to recap our favorite Next Gen NYC kids! The group heads on a ski trip, where we learn Ariana went over to Charlie’s late at night to “smoke a joint". Ava knows this tea is piping hot, Gia is worried Liam doesn’t know since he and Ariana are exclusive, and Charlie says he’d hook up with Ariana under the same roof as Liam! Charlie knows exactly what to do to send this group into a tizzy. Has anything happened between Ariana and Charlie yet? Is Liam coming on too strong (he said...

(Part 2) You know him. You love him! Farai Bennett is back on the pod to give all of his hot takes (and you better believe, there are some HOT takes!) on all things Bravo! We talk Summer House, Vanderpump Rules, RHOC and if Bravo should create a two-season contract rule. We also chat about this season of RHOA and the reunion finale: who should come back, Porsha vs Shamea, why Kelli is going after Phaedra, and so much more! Come judge with us!

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(Part 1) You know him. You love him! Farai Bennett is back on the pod to give all of his hot takes (and you better believe, there are some HOT takes!) on all things Bravo! We talk Summer House, Vanderpump Rules, RHOC and if Bravo should create a two-season contract rule. We also chat about this season of RHOA and the reunion finale: who should come back, Porsha vs Shamea, why Kelli is going after Phaedra, and so much more! Come judge with us!

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Today, Courtney is joined by Morgan, who you may know from her popular IG and TikTok, @morganptalks or her amazing podcast, Morgan's Pop Talks! Morgan shares her thoughts on this season of RHUGT (loving it!) to The Valley (not so much!) and everything in between. Kyle hosts her White Party with a ton of a familiar faces (though we definitely missed a few!). Neither of us were crazy about Whitney and Bronwyn trying to tear down Baby G but we are absolutely loving Luann, performance and all. Vicki is doing two too much and Porsha and Gizelle are making...

(Part 2) Courtney is joined by Ryan Bailey today as we talk about literally everything. So much so that we had to make it two parts! We talk about your favorite Bravo shows, House of Stassi, Dancing with the Stars and this week's episode of RHOC. Come judge with us!

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(Part 1) Courtney is joined by Ryan Bailey today as we talk about literally everything. So much so that we had to make it two parts! We talk about your favorite Bravo shows, House of Stassi, Dancing with the Stars and this week's episode of RHOC. Come judge with us!

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Enjoy us singing I’MMMM ALLLLLLRIGHTTTTT one last time! Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened as we say goodbye to Season 3 of The Valley. Come judge with us!

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Courtney is joined by Kara Berry, host of Everyone's Business (But Mine) to discuss the newest episode of Next Gen. Do Liam and Ariana have chemistry with only each other or can they match it with everyone? Did Charlie admit to hooking up with Ariana as well? Is Shai the most underrated Bravoleb right now? Would Georgia have ruled Gallery Girls? Were you rich like these kids to afford a Friendsgiving in your 20s?! We also talk about the state of Bravo currently, what we think about all the shows and answer some fun superlatives. Come judge with us!<...

Part 2 of the RHOA reunion had us wishing there was a FOURTH episode! So much happened off-camera that we feel like we’re missing half the story. Why can’t we say Kandi’s name? Did Shamea really have relations with George/Hawks/Falcons? Did Kelli sleep with a pastor? And what exactly are Phaedra and Pinky fighting about with the higher-ups? We are dancing in our chairs to Cynthia’s “The Peach Life”! What a BOP! Andy is having the time of his life at this reunion. Come judge with us!

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The RHUGT girls travel in style via sprinter van from The OC to Beverly Hills. They sexy dance at a pajama party then head to Sutton’s for an ugly leather pants luncheon. We’re having a blast watching the girls let loose, learn a few new tricks (WHIFF!), and relive some epic flashbacks. It's magical! Come judge with us!

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Happy Friday! The Spider-Man meme best represents what is going on in Orange County this season. What are we even fighting about? Rooms, buddies, dildos, and designer purses? The most interesting thing about this episode was seeing what the girls ordered for lunch! We are enjoying how Carmella is showing it all and the women looked amazing as Showgirls! Come judge with us!

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The Valley is the show we love to hate watch the most! Are we ALRIIIIIGHT?! Why is Jesse lying about a $300k loan? What is Luke doing? Does he even like Kristen? Can he maybe not be so honest out loud? Has he become a bigger villain than Danny? Danny seemingly took some accountability this week, but should he believed? What happened at the wedding!? Come judge with us!

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Happy Wednesday! Next Gen NYC has really found its footing and we are loving watching our babies! It's so fun seeing them at BravoCon and watching them feel like real celebs. The group really came together after this trip, so much so that Ariana DOWNGRADED from first class to economy just to sit next to Charlie. We can't wait to see this budding romance! Will Liam be left in the dust? Come judge with us!

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