How Not To Sail Minute

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Your daily (weekday) dose of cruising wisdom, humor, and occasional useful insight...from the same alleged minds who brought you the How Not To Sail podcast.

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A Serious Lack of Cleats
A Serious Lack of Cleats episode artwork
#282
Today at 12:30 PM

I probably should do something about that... https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Solo, Storms, and a Pulley on the Run
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Last Friday at 11:30 AM

...and loving it. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


The Most Fragile Pole in the Marina
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#280
Last Thursday at 11:30 AM

(They're more like suggestions, really...) https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


The Chipmunk Audit
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#279
Last Wednesday at 11:30 AM

A rodent in the house becomes a productivity tool. And a mirror. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


190-Square-Foot Brain
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#278
Last Tuesday at 11:30 AM

How the water rewires your standards for everything back on land. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Oops! (Waste Not, Want Not Redux)
Oops! (Waste Not, Want Not Redux) episode artwork
#277
10/26/2026

I have the memory of a goldfish, it seems. https://www.hownottosail.com/2026/10/26/waste-not-want-not/


It's gonna be fine! (Depth Sounder Diary)
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#276
10/23/2026

A tease of the next HNTS episode... https://www.hownottosail.com/minute

"The Rose Jaguar" licensed via Music Vine: NHFVAMKBEZUOLRTS


Waste Not, Want Not
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#275
10/22/2026

Is it cruising that does this to you? Or just middle age? https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Back in the Peach State
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#272
10/19/2026

...and a fine time was had by all... https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Annapolis Meetup TODAY!
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#271
10/16/2026

See ya there at 5pm! Davis' Pub at 400 Chester St. https://www.hownottosail.com/2026/10/11/annapolis-meetup-friday-5pm/


Guess Where I Am Now?
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#270
10/15/2026

(It's pretty salty.) https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


The Scenic Route
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#269
10/14/2026

The scenic route isn't a geography problem. It's a time problem. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


An Audacious Gamble
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#268
10/13/2026

October 13, 1775. One Congress. Two sloops. A terrible idea. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Land Ho! (Or, "Tierra Ho?")
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#267
10/12/2026

He thought he was going to Goa. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


This Date: Hurricane Milton
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#266
10/09/2026

To quote FDR, "...a date which will live in infamy." https://www.hownottosail.com/minute

Come to the meetup at Davis Pub on Friday! 
5pm @ Davis Pub
400 Chester
Annapolis, MD


See you at the pub?
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#264
10/07/2026

See you in Annapolis, Baby! https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Missions Not Accomplished
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#263
10/06/2026

...but see you in Annapolis "irregardless"...! https://hownottosail.com


Oxymoron: Engine Fun
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#262
10/05/2026

If it's your cup of tea, though...great! https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Don's Salvage
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#261
10/02/2026

If you know, you know... https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Scrubbing My Bottom
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#260
10/01/2026

...and other diagnostics. But where does that get us? https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Dropped the Nut
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#259
09/30/2026

I'm certain it's not what it sounds like... https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


On The Road South
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#258
09/29/2026

What could possibly go wrong? https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Where Am I?
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#257
09/28/2026

Guess the rest stop and win a How Not To Sail pint glass. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Answers to the Trivia Questions
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#256
09/25/2026

Don't worry if you didn't win the pint glass...you can still get one at HowNotToSail.com/store 


Nautical Trivia...and a Prize!
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#255
09/24/2026

We'll see how much you're paying attention. (BTW, for the second question, check out HowNotToSail.com/9 ... https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


The Edge of Chaos
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#254
09/23/2026

A boat's relationship with entropy is rather more personal than you'd like. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


The Goose vs. The Golden Eggs
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#253
09/22/2026

Or "The Life of a Boat Owner" https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


A Very Important Holiday
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#252
09/21/2026

We had a very important national holiday over the weekend...but you can still celebrate. 

https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


The Antidote
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#251
09/18/2026

The boat was supposed to be the cure for too much technology. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


No Land in Sight...
No Land in Sight... episode artwork
#249
09/16/2026

Is that bad? https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


The Marina Zoo
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#248
09/15/2026

They're here...and you're a visitor. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Somewhere on the Boat
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#247
09/14/2026

Thomas and Lisa left a white binder full of manuals. The boat has evolved. I have not. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


See Ya in Annapolis?
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#246
09/11/2026

Yep, we got plans in motion, HowNotToSailer! But be sure to stay tuned... https://www.hownottosail.com


Guess the Sound of the Day...
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#245
09/10/2026

(It goes with tentatively good news...) https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


The Poop Bag
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#244
09/09/2026

You can do anything on a boat. That's the problem. https://www.hownettosail.com/minute


Grrrrr....!
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#243
09/08/2026

Not a happy camper... https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


All at Sea
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#242
09/07/2026

https://www.hownottosail.com/2022/01/13/episode-29-all-at-sea/#all-at-sea


In the (Water) Closet
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#241
09/04/2026

The boat pitches. You have options. None are good. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


Nine Tons and a Grapefruit
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#240
09/03/2026

Third time's the charm. (Unless it's not.) https://www.hownottosail.com/minute


One Fender to Rule Them All
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#239
09/02/2026

When a single fender, placed with the confidence of a gambler, can keep a nine-ton boat from turning a piling into sawdust. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute