Cirque Du Sirois
The most wheels-off show in DFW radio history is back! Mike Sirois, Cash Sirois and Danny Balis return to melt faces and have a damn fun time. Insane discussions, interactive games, parody songs, sports chat, special guests, bits, drinks, the works. Everything that was fun about the weekend at our previous, previous station, we’re bringing back times 10.
"I ❤️ Hantavirus!"
Cash's expose' on The Devil's Cruise. Dingu walked into The Blair Witch Project in Oak Cliff. Nocturnal Admissions send Mikey to The Oscars.
"Uncle Carrot"
What teams are left in the NBA and NHL playoffs? Mikey and Danny try and guess. Mikey issues a wonderful salad tossing joke. Plus, it's always funny when you drop your bass guitar in church band.
"$80K Worth of Mac & Cheese"
Mikey sneaks inside Lee Harvey Oswald's house. Some dude steals $80K worth of mac and cheese from Chik-Fil-A. The show is interrupted by a violent banging on the door....who was it?
"Come Hail or High Water"
When is it appropriate to watch Landman on your phone while your friend is telling a story? Why does Cash think restaurant-made potato chips are actually good? Yankee fan gets bloodied at the Ranger game from three different angles.
"Is There A Draft In Here?"
NFL Draft coverage about as you'd expect it from this show. We also give important attention to: train vs. semi-truck, restaurant potato chips are bulls**t, and what Dallas dishes are considered iconic?
"Why Do We Lie?"
How we lie to keep conversations from continuing.
Dating a girl with a cat always ends the same way.
WTF is a "sexual encounter center?"
"Stephen Flowe"
We are introduced to indie wrestlers Stephen Flow and Co-Kane, and we die laughing. An oral history of The Barley House. Plus, a deeply personal segment of The Daily Mail.
"Aura Farming"
Real talk: Are we all alcoholics? Plus: you've heard of couples working at the same job together, but nothing like this. And: a lie about The Ticket you've all believed for 10 years.
"The Great Vape Escape"
Ding is on day three being nicotine-free. Whose head will he bite off? Plus, classic audio from a Dallas-area boy band. And, the million dollar Lego heist happened in Fort Worth.
"Say What You Want About Bryson DeChambeau"
Masters Jam with Mikey, Cash, KT and Jake. Plus, Mikey's Seattle vacation photo diary.
"Moonsplaining"
The latest from the freaking moon trip. Luka loves cornhole. A cowboy hat made of nachos.
"Destination: Moon."
We're going around the moon again. Cool. Tiger goes to rehab. April Fools Open champ finally receives his brown jacket.
"Hey, Peaches!!!"
Dingu ordered something weird on Instagram. A perplexing hypothetical. One of our own showed up on a wildly popular TV show.
"Project Hail Mary"
Big movie review of Project Hail Mary...A local AirBnB turns into Girls Gone Wild...Kid's birthday party ends in a lightsaber cage battle.
"Hot Fat Basket"
There's a sequel to the Bigfoot sex book. Did someone star in an action-packed commercial? Danny covers Green Day.
"Drinking, Screwing and Vomit"
Our exciting and wobbly St. Paddy's Day special! Dingu saves East Dallas! Songs from the Motherland! Tales of sordid golf trips! You, too, can have it all with CIRQUE!
"Seduced By Bigfoot"
Danny debuts his newest dirty audiobook. More cars are crashing into businesses in Dallas. A Blue Dragon will sting your pee pee.
"Calm Down!"
Luka gonna start cutting some child support checks. Cash and Mikey have a 3rd grade education and we have a spelling bee to prove it. Can you eat a quesadilla on Tree Island?
"Subway Mexico"
Is Mikey more popular in Mexico than Subway? Why did Norm call in and rat out Fahy? Did Ron Washington almost get killed on an elevator?
"Krum Buckets"
It's election day in Texas: was voting fun? A potential hot air balloon disaster averted! Danny is reunited with the guy he beat up in 3rd grade.
"Home of the Whopper"
Dingu tells the tale of his one and only fistfight. A report of how Wiz Khalifa discovered our show. What if CIRQUE was a fine dining restaurant? Plus, is it possible to make The Whopper better?
"A Breath of Fresh Scent"
Is Cash is the Babe Ruth of Indian Cricket? Why is The Ticket suing their ratings company? What is the mystery of La Supremo?
"An Enchanting Evening With Fireman Jim"
Stand up comic and fireman Jimmy Nelson joins Mikey and Danny to discuss: Why the mustache? Should we show up at Ticketstock dressed as hot dogs? How was Dingu's big night at the gay bar?
"I'm A Luger, Baby"
In depth interview with Men’s U.S. National Luge Team 2008-2014 member Shane Hook, our tribute to Robert Duvall, and why Malcolm got his light saber taken away.
"For Tony Casillas"
Cash connects with Tony Casillas. A peek inside Mikey's checking account. Dingu is horny for snowboarding.
"Cats Falling Off Of Sh*t"
Winter Olympic weirdness. Things you do differently when you break your arm. Setting records between mountains.
"Super Bowl, B*tches!"
Dingu brought in some classic Super Bowl songs. Kevio joins the boys with some denied Super Bowl ads. We discuss The Olive Garden Suicide.
"69"
It's our 69th episode! What is the history of 69? How about a sexy hypothetical for Mikey? AND...is Cash actually named in the Epstein files?
"America's Royal Rumble"
Travel tips like only Cirque can give. What would happen if it was every state for itself in an American Civil War? A mysterious voice mail from a powerful Targaryen.
"Creamy Tuscan Chicken"
The largest wiener in TV history. The Creamy Tuscan Chicken Saga. Why Luka will always be loved in Dallas.
"Dallaska"
The gang discuss the impending doom of glacial weekend sleet in DFW. What catalog lingerie section was hotter: Sears or J.C. Penney? Plus: How Evel Knievel started it all.
"The Palate Cleanser"
The boys have an expensive South Dakotan vacation right here in Dallas. Backdoor mom makes a bid for public office. The best defense against a cheetah trying to eat your butt.
"P*ssing Gasoline - Edited for Spotify"
Spotify did it again, deleted an episode that allegedly had copyrighted content. It's back now, with that 25 seconds removed.
"The Techno Train"
The boys discuss their bet payoff for losing to the DZ in football picks. Who really wants a DJ on the DART Rail? Dingu regrets reading an unfortunate sex book passage out loud.
"P*ssing Gasoline"
Cash regales us with his painful postgame notes from the hot chip challenge. Mikey is accidentally racist. Other meaningful stuff.
"Chips Sirois"
Cash eats a super hot tortilla chip and almost dies. Should Dallas demolish Lee Harvey Oswald's old house? An awkward reading from an uncomfortable sex novel about Bigfoot. Plus, an exclusive clip from an upcoming Patreon episode.
"Major Station Announcement!"
The boys announce their brand new Patreon content. Dingu's kid is concerningly obsessed with Emperor Palpatine. Cash considers eating a McRib in bed while his wife is sleeping.
"Backdoor Santa Blowout"
Dingu has a new Christmas song for Mikey. Was the Jake Paul fight fake? Dingu's mom found his porn artwork. Merry Christmas from Cirque!!
"Cash's Christmas Neck Ornament"
Cash tells is holiday goiter story...with photos...ew. An old Dingu holiday classic country song. Plus, "What Year is This?"
"Hibachi in Hell: How Nico Harrison Ruined Christmas Dinner"
Cash goes to Army/Navy game. Mikey reviews Royal China. Dingu's Christmas dinner at Benihana is ruined by Nico Harrison. An update from Captain Freedom.
