Cirque Du Sirois
The most wheels-off show in DFW radio history is back! Mike Sirois, Cash Sirois and Danny Balis return to melt faces and have a damn fun time. Insane discussions, interactive games, parody songs, sports chat, special guests, bits, drinks, the works. Everything that was fun about the weekend at our previous, previous station, we’re bringing back times 10.
"Now We Get It"
Why did it take us this long to realize that our head coach is over his head? Also, 30 years of Jerry Jones trickle down culture has poisoned the organization and there's only one remedy. In the news, we meet the Watauga Banana Man, and we get a sneak peak at the Nathan Fielder documentary You Can See Everything.
"Better In Texas"
We assembled an all-time NFL dream team made up entirely of Texas-born players, and we're convinced they'd beat the living hell out of any team the other 49 states could put together.
Plus, we play TimeStamp 20:26, the movie screenshot guessing game that's sweeping the nation.
And finally, meet the Millennial Bonnie and Clyde. They're making headlines, but instead of knocking over banks and making off with bags of cash, these criminal masterminds are stealing... electric bikes. The American outlaw has officially hit rock bottom.
"Packing For Green Bay"
The Cowboys are headed to Packer Land with some new faces and fresh ideas on the defensive coaching staff. Will it be enough to turn things around, or should they just spend the weekend at Beansnappers?
Plus, we discuss the heartbreaking news of Breaking Bad star RJ Mitte's death by suicide. And we wrap things up by raiding a group of friends who somehow managed to be even drunker than we were.
"Every Line Matters - Cowboys 34, Texans 30"
The Cowboys bounce back against the Texans as Dak puts together an MVP-caliber performance and CeeDee keeps rewriting the record book.
Plus, we sit down with our 3rd Marble Conqueror and learn how he cracked the Da Cashi Code.
And our Hero of the Day: The In-Flight Lady Wanker.
"Reinforcements"
In the dead of night, the Cowboys trade for mercurial DB Joey Porter Jr. and we chop it up hard. Also, we drop the first clue for marble number 3 of Search Du Sirois, AND, the end of an era: Neiman Marcus downtown Dallas sadly closes after 112 years of retail joy.
***Due to music licensing issues, Twitch Raids will no longer be included in our podcast version (unless they contain no music). They can still be enjoyed on our YouTube channel and as a Patreon Platinum member.
"Blame It On Rio?"
The Cowboys lost a close one to the Ravens in Brazil. So, is it time for doom and gloom, or is all the “yelling about football” just useless noise in a long season for a team that might actually be getting better every week?
You might be surprised by Mikey and Danny’s take. Plus, some Game of Thrones movie news, and who knew Cash was such a fan of silent film?
***Due to music licensing issues, Twitch Raids will no longer be included in our podcast version. They can still be enjoyed on our YouTub...
"Waxed In Brazil?"
Will the Ravens prove Deadly for Dallas in week 3? We break it down. Plus, how many clones of yourself would it take to tackle Derrick Henry? AND, we prep you for the big game in Brazil with a series of absurd Brazilian Fun Facts that the whole damn family can enjoy.
"Pain In Dallas - Cowboys 37, Commanders 20"
It was a wild day in Dallas. We break down the Cowboys' bizarre day, including some truly brutal injuries.
Plus, the three-game Rangers series we had to suffer through as a Dumb Zone bet payoff turned out to be… actually fun.
And we prank-call Diamond Talk with "Ron" — the goddamn hero we all need right now.
"If The Cowboys Lose, The Sky Will Fall"
Could the unthinkable happen—and the Cowboys begin this much-hyped season 0-2? And if they do, what would actually happen in Dallas?
Plus, “What’s That Sound?” AND if you think you’ve experienced flight turbulence, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
"Cowboys 20, Giants 28"
NFL Week 1 is in the books—and the Cowboys’ highly anticipated trip to the Meadowlands did NOT go according to plan. Just an ugly Week 1 blip… or are there already some glaring problems in Dallas?
Plus: why are people STILL trying to get away with pee-pee cams? And Mikey faces the ultimate question: could he survive a 132-foot “death dive”?
Of course, Mikey thinks he absolutely could.
"Kickoff 2026"
Mikey explains why he believes the Cowboys are not only going to the Super Bowl, but they're going to win it. Danny follows up on his father's unforgettable military send-off. And, why on Earth would Iran shut down the internet in Dallas?
"Big Brother's Keanu Soto"
Keanu Soto joined Cirque for the entire show to discuss all things Big Brother. Plus, Donald Trump shuts grinds Downtown Dallas to a halt. And, don't shout profanities on a commercial flight unless you wanna get duct taped to your seat.
"$1000 Gone"
In this episode, we hand over $1,000 to a record-breaking scavenger hunt champion, pay tribute to the legacy of Gloria Steinem, and test our film knowledge in a brand-new game called "TimeStamp 20:26."
"The Phone Call You Dread The Most"
On Saturday, Danny received the call that his father had suffered a heart attack and was not expected to survive. What follows is an honest and heartfelt conversation between three best friends about the profound difficulty of losing a parent—and how grief can bring new perspective to the complicated, often unfinished nature of family relationships.
"First Impressions: GTA 6"
• The long awaited trailer for GTA 6 dropped today on Netflix and we reviewed it hard!
• Texas wildfires are raging and we have the latest data.
• Live music from Nirvana tribute Oatmeal Pizza!
"Goodbye, Dolly."
We lost Dolly just a few hours ago, these are our heartfelt reactions • An unlikely inspiring speech from a Dallas Cowboy rookie • We visit with the guy that created the Dallas World Cup poster, Matt Cliff (www.mattcliff.com).
"Ancient Chinese Secret"
• We preview "Sitting Ovation" where we review one of the top 250 movies of all time. This episode, Snatch!
• An update on the East Dallas Night Stalker
• Videos of our Spaniards out in the wild!
"Late Night Larpers"
Cash and Danny pay off their World Cup bet by larping as a matador and a conquistador. New TV show recs in The Velvet Rope. How did Fort Worth get the nickname "Panther City?"
"The Burrito Problem"
Does Dallas have a burrito problem?
Is The Ticket in jeopardy (or bulletproof?) with the massive Cumulus job cuts?
Cash went to Don Nelson's funeral. Grab a tissue.
"Pebbles & Marbles"
Cash and Mikey regale us with tales of Pebble Beach.
DIngu tells the sad truth about how to fix Deep Ellum.
A visit with our first Search Du Sirois marble finder and winner of $1K!
Dingu's Dojo! • Play Some F***ing AC/DC!
We decided to drop this "Patreon Live" special programming as a podcast, cuz, why not?
• Enjoy modern parenting discussions!
• The joys of owning a Chevy Squarebody truck!
• An anecdote about the Worst Gig Ever!
"Yellow Bellied F*** Snake"
The first clue for Marble #1 is revealed!
Danny gets mad playing animal charades.
Mikey is obsessed with Mr. Jambo.
"Bilingual Toddlers"
The latest on the sale of The Ticket's parent company, are we smarter than a white three year-old with a Mexican nanny, AND what did he do with that corpse?
"Flat Screen TV Stars"
Cash and Dingu appear on television. The announcement and rules of "Search Du Sirois" are revealed. How YOU can get elected mayor of Bonertown.
"Flat-Screen TV Stars"
Cash and Dingu appear on television. The announcement and rules of "Search Du Sirois" are revealed. How YOU can get elected mayor of Bonertown.
"Good Vibes!"
Who is the Greatest Great-Grandmother of all time? Did Mikey get an invitation to The Masters? PLUS we wrer joined LIVE by a Twitch Raid-ee and surprised him with a very special gift.
"Why Are We So Sore?"
A major station announcement announcing the real major station announcement. Mikey and Dingu are in pain and they'll tell you why. Also, how you can become a member at Augusta!
"Hookers and Cops"
Wild story out of rural Texas involving an organized prostitution ring in tandem with the cops! Mikey has a delicious Temu steak. We learn Cash's favorite serial killer is "clown."
"There's No Crying in Wrestling"
Mikey attends Monday Night RAW and gets national attention for his acting. He also meets Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman while pretending to be a tour manager for a rock band. Oh, and we get introduced to Big Red Riding Hood during the Twitch Raid.
"WAPO 1976"
Cash found a copy of The Washington Post from 7/4/1976 and we crack it open. Emmy nominations were released and boy...you won't believe what we discovered. Oh, and thankfully Irving Pee Pee Cam Man got popped so we can all rest easy tonight.
"Would You Trust A Robot With A Book?"
The USMNT shit the bed and we cleaned it up. Plus, it's been 10 years since the downtown Dallas police tragedy and we recall that experience. Also, Mikey destroys a pinata at a bar 🇲🇽!
"Football & Screwin'"
We discuss the pending nuptials of Taylor Swift and Ground Beef Head. And, are buffalo wings a bunch of bullshit? Plus, we dive deep into Filthy Phil Mickelson's weird sex stuff!
"World Cup Road Trip"
Cash and Ding take a road trip to Dallas Stadium and take in a FIFA World Cup match and return with a mini-doc of their adventure. Plus, Malcolm goes to his first movie at a theatre...how long did he make it through The Mandalorian? Plus, a wild Twitch raid all the way to Saudi Arabia.
"Smoked Turkiye"
An hour of "normal" Cirque...then, stick around as we watch the US vs Turkiye World Cup match LIVE together! Not much soccer was discussed, so enjoy the wild ride of random conversation. Buns.
"2% Cash Back"
Cash visited Florida and heroically kept his junk out of the ocean, we mingled with free-range Argentinians, and Danny rolled out a triple-fake Norm Macdonald impression nobody asked for.
"¡Hola Mexico!"
A highly scientific round of World Cup Player or U.S. Open Golfer, the most beautiful World Cup videos Dallas has to offer, and Danny's 5-year-old son goes to his first MLB game and learns baseball is mostly shitty food and whining.
"Vamos Nippon!"
Cash took the crew to Japan vs. Netherlands, feel good videos from our international visitors and a breakdown of something you may have thought you heard on last Thursday's show.
"3 Guys, 1 World Cup"
Wemby gets egged after his team soiled the bed. Shot 18 times and lives to eat the pizza. How many bands start with the letter M?
"Peace."
A verdict is in. The Cirque Idiot's Guide To The World Cup. Raid dude was legit faded.
"Shake That Tiny D!"
Will Dingu perform at The White House for $100K? Waymo still be fuckin up. Raid victim shakes his Tiny D.
