Rather Be Rotting
Rather Be Rotting is the ultimate escape for pop culture obsessives and reality TV junkies. Hosted by two sisters who’d always rather be rotting on the couch, this show is a love letter to Bravo marathons, niche celebrity drama, and the kind of useless-but-essential pop culture knowledge that clogs their brains (and now, your ears). Whether they’re deep-diving into reality TV chaos or spiraling over a red carpet moment, these two are here to talk about everything that doesn't matter—but means everything to them.
42 - Summer House, The Valley, RHORI, RHOBH, RHOA, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days!
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The gals are wasting no time this week getting right into the leaked audio from the Summer House reunion! There's also much to discuss with The Real Housewives of Rhode Island (do pizza chips actually sound good?) Ladies of London, and part 1 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Lil did some research into K. Michelle after this episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and The Valley has never been more relatable. They wrap it all up discussing the epic finale of 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! All this plus a...
41 - The Valley, RHORI, RHOBH, RHOA, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days!
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Madelyn and Lil take to the mic to share their thoughts on Coachella (what they've seen of it online, anyway), as well as speculate as to why Meghan Trainor really cancelled her tour. They also have a lot to say about the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days), as well as some chit chat about collecting dolls and what you'd sacrifice to date a really rich man!
40 - Love on the Spectrum, The Valley, RHORI, RHOBH, RHOA, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days!
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The gals are once again both in New Jersey and getting into their thoughts on Love on the Spectrum, which of course is everything to them! There's also so much coming at us from Bravo, so they get into it all (The Valley, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ladies of London, and The Real Housewives of Atlanta). They also share thoughts on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, which leads to a crazy tangent about oversharing teachers. All this plus how the gals would handle rejection, school...
39 - Scamanda, The Valley, RHORI, RHOBH, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days.
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Madelyn is in New Jersey, and the gals forgot to discuss Ladies of London! They have a good excuse - the Summer House scandal is taking up too much room in their brains. Justice for Ciara! Lil finds solace in the return of crazy Kristen on the Valley now that they're both moms. They also break down the newest franchise, Real Housewives of Rhode Island (lil tells us who is who) and briefly touch on Beverly Hills before the real reason for the season: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! Just when you thought...
38 - RHOBH, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Ladies of London, and Company Retreat!
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The gals are back this week chatting about the upcoming movie The Drama and whether or not the twist (that we've spoiled for ourselves, but not for you) makes us want to see it in theaters and thoughts on the announcement of the return of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They also get into the oddness of the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the magic of Ladies of London, and all the hyperventilating on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. All this plus the best dry shampoo Lil has...
37 - Taylor Frankie Paul, RHOBH, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Ladies of London, and SLOMW
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Lil and Madelyn are back and getting into the Taylor Frankie Paul of it all (obviously), as well as general thoughts on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and what ABC will do with the Bachelorette. They also discuss The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. Some brief touches on Southern Hospitality and Southern Charm are made, as well as 90 Day Fiance the Single Life and Survivor. All this plus the usefulness of boobs, why the hell Bravo is pausing The Real Housewives of Miami...
36 - We're Back! Traitors, RHOBH, RHOP, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, and LIB
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We had a baby! Lil gives an update on her new arrival, and then the gals dive in to what really matters. They get into an update (or lack of one) on Nancy Guthrie, Britney's DUI, and a catchup on the newest season of Love is Blind (are all men from Ohio terrible?). And of course they dish on the reunion of The Real Housewives of Potomac, catch up on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, recap thoughts on The Traitors, and the shit (literally) that's happening on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 days...
35 - A New Taylor Video, Nancy Guthrie, Traitors, RHOBH, RHOP, 90 Day Before the 90 Days, and 90 Day TOW
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It's been a great week for rotting! The gals get into their thoughts on the new Taylor Swift music video, updates on the Nancy Guthrie case, and share their concern over what's left to root for on The Traitors. They also, of course, get into The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as well as The Real Housewives of Potomac, mainly Madelyn's first impressions of the Grand Dame Karen and her interview with Andy. Over in the 90 Day universe, they give their final thoughts on this season of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, as...
34 - Catherine O'Hara, Traitors, RHOSLC, RHOBH, RHOP, 90 Day Before the 90 Days, and 90 Day TOW
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Lil and Madelyn are back to of course discuss the devastating by the loss of Catherine O'Hara. They then somehow summon the strength to get into the latest episode of The Traitors, the pre finale finale of The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and the last part of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. They also get into the 90 Day Universe with the Tell All Part 1 of 90 Day Fiance the Other Way, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. Everyone go watch Best in Show in honor...
33 - Blake Lively, Traitors, RHOSLC, RHOBH, RHOP, 90 Day Before the 90 Days, and 90 Day TOW
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The gals are back to gab about all the new drama in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, as well as a bit about Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke's breakup. They also, of course, get into the magic that is The Traitors, as well as The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Last but not least, they unpack the horror that is the most recent episodes of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. All that plus...
32 - Traitors, RHOSLC, RHOBH, RHOP, 90 Day Before the 90 Days, and 90 Day TOW
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The gals are late this week because Lil has been down with the plague! BUT never fear, they still managed to get to the mic to talk about all our favorite shows, starting with the continued amazingness of The Traitors. Somehow despite the first part of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills being on, The Real Housewives of Potomac had the best ep of the week! Then the gals gab about all the gross TMI happening over on TLC with 90 Day Before the 90 Days...
31 - RHOSLC, RHOBH, RHOP, 90 Day Before the 90 Days, and 90 Day TOW, Traitors
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Traitors is back and better than ever!! The gals spend some time dissecting the first 3 episodes (spoilers included) and are loving every minute. They also discuss the epic finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, catch up on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and The Real Housewives of Potomac (who does Angel think she is?), and get into the 90 Day universe with Before the 90 Days and The Other Way. All that plus predictions for the Golden Globes!
30 - RHOSLC, 90 Day Before the 90 Days, and 90 Day TOW, Stranger Things
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Another week of minimal shows from Bravo, how dare they?! But that won't stop Lil and Madelyn from getting into what we did get, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the shock that was finding out next week is the finale, a day we've all been dreading. The gals also get into the finale of Stranger Things, 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, and 90 Day Fiance The Other Way. All that plus peeing dogs in the house, false alarm hospital trips, and dissecting the cast of The Traitors!
29 - RHOP, 90 Day Before the 90 Days, and 90 Day TOW
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Lil and Madelyn are taking to the mic even during the Holiday break just for you to break down the shows we got this week (The Real Housewives of Potomac, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, 90 Day Fiance the Other Way). They also discuss a bit about Christmas movies, 90 Day Diaries, and Stranger Things!
28 - RHOSLC, RHOBH, RHOP, and 90 Day TOW
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The gals are back with so much to gab about! RIP Rob and Michelle Reiner, what's going on with Riley Keough and John Travolta, and of course all the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and 90 Day the Other Way). Lil convinces Madelyn to watch 90 Day Before the 90 Days, but not the new iteration of Vanderpump rules (yet). All this plus lots about baby showers, Christmas gifts, and romantic dreams about unexpected celebrities!
27 - SLOMW, RHOSLC, RHOBH, RHOP, 90 Day TOW, and 90 Day HEA
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The gals are back after a Thanksgiving hiatus to get into all the currently airing shows! Madelyn wasn't as thrilled with this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, but both girls are feeling optimistic for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (not so much about Real Housewives of Potomac so far). They also get into a bit about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives reunion, The Amazing Race, and the new reboot of Vanderpump Rules. And of course, we bid adieu to another season of 90 Day Happily Ever After (thank G), and spend...
26 - SLOMW, RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOP, 90 Day TOW, and 90 Day HEA
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There is so much to discuss this week! The gals get into a bit about Wicked Part 2, Bugonia, Pluribus, and lots about The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. They also of course get into all the goodness from the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Potomac, 90 Day Happily Ever After, and 90 Day The Other Way), as well as why regular soap is better than foaming soap. All that plus a debate over who has more sex appeal between Lisa...
25 - Updates from BravoCon, RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOP, 90 Day TOW, and 90 Day HEA
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The gals are back with hot chocies in hand to discuss all the latest coming in from BravoCon (no, they didn't not get free passes to attend so they're reporting from afar). Of course they get into all the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, The Real Housewives of Potomac, 90 Day The Other Way, and 90 Day Happily Ever After), with a special emphasis on the crown jewel that is RHOSLC. The girls also get into The Amazing Race and how their favorite team...
24 - RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOP, 90 Day TOW, and 90 Day HEA
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Hilary Duff AND Katy Perry both have new music out and the gals' millennial selves are here for it! They get into their differing thoughts on All's Fair; is it the writing or the acting that is making it terrible? Plus the latest on the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, 90 Day Happily Ever After, and 90 Day The Other Way), plus a bit about the new season of Married at First Sight, and how the Emmys could better...
23 - RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOP, Love is Blind, 90 Day TOW, and 90 Day HEA
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Madelyn is very distracted by the Dodgers this week! The gals gab about their Halloweens, as well as Madelyn's obsession with a dog she found on the internet. They get into the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Real Housewives of Potomac, Real Housewives of Orange County, 90 Day Happily Ever After, and 90 Day the Other Way), as well as a recap of the Love is Blind Reunion (wtf even was that?!). All that plus a bit about Wednesday and the new season of Married at First Sight!
22 - We're Back! RHOP, RHOC, RHOSLC, 90 Day HEA, 90 Day TOW, and Love is Blind
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The gals are finally back after Lil's travels to get into all the great TV currently available for our viewing pleasure. They catch up on the finale of Love is Blind, all the madness of 90 Day Happily Ever After and 90 Day The Other Way, as well as the latest with The Real Housewives of Orange County and The Real Housewives of Potomac (how can Dr. Wendy be so...dumb?). And of course, the crown jewel of it all, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, where a hard T in the word fart...
21 - TAYLOR SWIFT, Love is Blind, RHOSL, RHOM, RHOC, 90 DAY HEA
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The girls JUST HAVE TO address Ms. Taylor Alison Swift's new album THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL (and the accompanying "movie"), and they are in the same room to do it as God intended. Surprisingly, after that vent sesh, they still have time to re-visit the greatest crashout in Big Brother HISTORY, make predictions for the new season of Love Is Blind, and heap praise on the ladies of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! Lil and Madelyn also re-visit this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and THAT Real Housewives of Miami...
20 - RHOSLC, RHOM, RHOC, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, 90 Day TOW and 90 Day HEA
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Selena Gomez is getting married this weekend and the gals want pics! We're also one week away from a new Taylor album, can you believe?! Lil and Madelyn of course get into the currently airing shows (Big Brother, The Real Housewives of Miami, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and 90 Day Happily Ever After) as well as add The Amazing Race and 90 Day The Other Way to the lineup!
19 - The Emmys, RHOSLC, RHOM, RHOC, Big Brother, and 90 Day HEA
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Madelyn has termites! The girls discuss the joys of home ownership, thoughts on the Emmys (thank G The Bear didn't win anything, do we need to be watching The Pitt?), a brief bit about 90 Day The Other Way, and how much hugging, cuddling, and cheating (allegedly) is happening in the Big Brother house. All that plus of course 90 Day Happily Ever After, The Real Housewives of Miami, The Real Housewives of Orange County, and the long awaited and absolutely fantastic return of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!
18 - Big Brother, RHOM, RHOC, and 90 Day HEA
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Lil and Madelyn are in the same place once again! With Lil fresh off her trip Down Unda, the gals get into all the craziness from this past week of Big Brother, 90 Day Happily Ever After, The Real Housewives of Miami, and The Real Housewives of Orange County. All that plus crying during movies, the magic of flying business class, and Sabrina Carpenter's new album!
17 - Big Brother, Love is Bind UK, RHOM, RHOC, and 90 Day HEA
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Lil and Madelyn are in the same room! At the same time! For just long enough to determine what they will do with their Powerball winnings, dissect the situationship between Big Brother's Vince and Morgan (so much stroking), and get into the MUCK of 90 Day Happily Ever After. The girls also have some thoughts on Love is Blind UK's most well-dressed man, Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of Miami (can someone please explain Julia's hair?) and the TONY NOMINATED musical Shucked. Plus - Lil shares one of her many dating horror...
16 - BREAKING TAYLOR SWIFT NEWS
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The gals are taking to the mic mid week to discuss the engagement heard 'round the world!
15 - Love is Blind UK, RHOM, RHOC, Big Brother, and 90 Day HEA
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The gals are back at it discussing the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Orange County, Big Brother, and 90 Day Happily Ever After). They also get into lower blephs (how much do they cost, really?), whether or not contouring is still in, baby bumps, and the age old question of how many Taylor Swift vinyls is too many?
14 - Taylor Swift, Love is Blind UK, RHOM, RHOC, The Valley, Big Brother, 90 Day HEA, and a surprise!
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A real doozy this week! Lil and Madelyn get into the enormous amount of updates from this past week. In addition to the currently airing shows (Big Brother, Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Orange County, The Valley, and 90 Day Happily Ever After), they begin to take on the new season of Love is Blind UK, as well as share some parting thoughts on the ending of And Just Like That. Obviously they start with all things Taylor Swift and the massive amount of info we got from her this week, plus...
13 - Hunting Wives, RHOM, RHOC, The Valley, Big Brother, 90 Day HEA
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Lil and Madelyn get into their thoughts about The Hunting Wives, The Bear, and overly spicy food. They also, of course, chat about the currently airing shows (Big Brother, The Valley, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Miami, and 90 Day Happily Ever After), as well as a bit about the penultimate episode of And Just Like That. They also chat about calluses, women's reproductive care, and spinoffs (spoiler alert, they're sick of them)!
12 - Jesus Christ Superstar, Big Brother, The Valley, RHOA, RHOM, RHOC, and 90 Day HEA
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Madelyn saw Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl and is forever changed thanks to Cynthia Erivo's performance! The gals gab about the currently airing shows (Big Brother, The Valley, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Miami, and 90 Day Happily Ever After), as well as a bit about the ending of And Just Like That (thank G). They also get into some chatter about religion (huh?), Liam and Pam, paying too much to get your hair done, and Lil's bday!
11 - Big Brother, 90 Day HEA, The Valley, RHOM, RHOC, RHOA, and Many Thoughts!
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Madelyn and Lil are back and discussing our many currently airing shows (Big Brother, Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County, The Valley, and 90 Day Happily Ever After). They also get into a bit about And Just Like That (ding dong, the witch [Aiden] is dead), Welcome to Plathville, Too Much, and Happy Gilmore 2. All that plus more about Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake, and Emmy nominations!
10 - Big Brother, The Valley, RHOM, RHOA, RHOC, 90 Day HEA, and Backstreet Boys
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Lil and Madelyn are NOT in the same place thanks to New Jersey summer storms! Nevertheless, they still find the strength to get into The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, Bachelor in Paradise, and the currently airing shows (Big Brother, The Valley, Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County, and 90 Day Happily Ever After). They also gab a bit about boob lifts, living in Santa Clarita, and our recent terrible audio (they know it's been bad)!
9 - RHOM, The Valley, RHOC, 90 Day HEA, and Big Brother
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It's finally clocking to us losers! Lil and Madelyn discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a little bit about The Bachelor and The Golden Bachelor, as well as the currently airing shows (The Valley, Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Orange County, Big Brother, and 90 Day Happily Ever After). Plus a bit about the never ending bathroom reno and Erika Jayne's new boyfriend!
8 - The Valley, RHOM, RHOA, 90 Day Fiancé
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Lil and Madelyn recap Mad's New Jersey visit! Touches on Broadway shows Oh, Mary! and Death Becomes Her, a bit about Katy and Orlando, as well as the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Miami, The Valley, and 90 Day Fiancé). All while enjoying two full fat CCs (cherry cokes, obvi), because it's vacation!
7 - RHOM, RHOA, The Valley, 90 Day Fiancé, and a special guest!
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Lil and Madelyn's mom is in the building! Mom is here to chat about the new season of the Gilded Age, Hacks, as well as our currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, and 90 Day Fiancé). The gals also get into the Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom breakup, and a bit about the Bezos wedding!
6 - RHOM, The Valley, RHOA, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé, and Love on the Spectrum
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Love on the Spectrum is the show we really need right now! Lil and Madelyn dig into that plus the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, The Valley, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Love Hotel, and 90 Day Fiancé), as well as discuss whether or not Jax Taylor should still be allowed on Bravo. Oh, and Covid is back!
5 - RHOM, RHOA, The Valley, 90 Day Fiancé, and Love Hotel
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Lil and Madelyn are back to discuss the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, Love Hotel, and 90 Day Fiancé), as well as a bit about Black Mirror. They also discuss whether or not Lil's husband is in the Witness Protection Program, puffy filler faces, and upcoming movies they're looking forward to!
4 - Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, RHOA, The Valley, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé
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Madelyn and Lil get caught up on Secret Lives of Mormon wives, finally! They also debate the Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood scandal (or lack-there of), in addition to the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, Love Hotel, and 90 Day Fiancé). All that plus some infertility realness, 90 Day Hunt for Love chat, and Madelyn pleading her case on why Hacks is the best show on TV!
3 - Taylor Swift, The Valley, RHOA, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé, and UTIs
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Taylor bought her masters back! Lil and Madelyn discuss that in addition to the struggle of having the mother of all UTIs, currently airing shows (The Valley, RHOA, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé), as well as what MomTok is all about. Brief touches on Summer House, Hunt for Love, and And Just Like That, hat included.
