Rather Be Rotting

The gals can't lie, this episode is a bit all over the place due to some technical difficulties. They'll get it together for next week! They do finally get into The Golden Life, in addition to The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of Orange County, Below Deck, and 90 Day Fiance The Other Way. Plus they get into a bit of early 2000s mall nostalgia! 

The gals are BACK and very glad to be almost done with The Real Housewives of Orange County; is it time to put that franchise to bed? The Real Housewives of Potomac, however, is off to a roaring start, with Madelyn getting her first taste of the Grand Dame. The Real Housewives of New York City is promising thus far, Britani is in trouble on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Below Deck is making Lil relive her Thailand honeymoon! Over on TLC, 90 Day Fiance the Other Way is the best show on TV, and it's all...

The gals are back and Lil still can't talk Madelyn out of getting bangs or convince her to keep watching 90 Day Fiance Hunt for Love. 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, on the other hand, is now the best show on TV. Over on Bravo, the gals wrap up The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip and Below Deck Mediterranean, while The Real Housewives of New York and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are both off to fabulous starts, and The Real Housewives of Orange County is still giving us nothing. This week the gals are left with the...

The ladies are back and unimpressed by that Taylor Swift SNL cameo, but it did influence Madelyn to make a big life change. Unrelated, Lil made a life-changing discovery too! Meanwhile - they are thrilled with the Big Brother winner (thank g), Luanne's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th performance, and everything happening on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Real Housewives of New York City is fine, but Madelyn is ready to send Real Housewives of Orange County over the rainbow bridge. 90 Day Fiance is officially done, but the real bombshell was over on 90 Day Fiance: Last...

The ladies are back and unimpressed by that Taylor Swift SNL cameo, but it did influence Madelyn to make a big life change. Unrelated, Lil made a life-changing discovery too! Meanwhile - they are thrilled with the Big Brother winner (thank g), Luanne's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th performance, and everything happening on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Real Housewives of New York City is fine, but Madelyn is ready to send Real Housewives of Orange County over the rainbow bridge. 90 Day Fiance is officially done, but the real bombshell was over on 90 Day Fiance: Last...

Travis already took Taylor to Cleveland, but Taylor took Lil and Madelyn to Bummertown! Once they get it all out re: Taylor Swift's "Encore" they head to the Bravosphere where Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of New York City are still slowly heating up. On Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th, hair done, jewelry on, Luanne is cementing her legacy as one of the biggest icons oF ALL TIME! The gals basically skip Real Housewives of Orange County as they prepare to bid adieu to Below Deck Med and Big Brother! The Secret Lives...

Bravo is pretty much all consuming for the gals at this point. On Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th Luanne's true (drunk) colors are coming out and it's giving a true thrill. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City kicked off on a somber note (RIP Robert Jr.), while Real Housewives of New York City is also just getting started. Real Housewives of Orange County was kinda like a horror movie, and Below Deck was stressful AF! There is a quick pit stop at Big Bro where Madelyn pays her respects to Angela before the ladies tackle 90 Day Fiance's...

The ladies are LATE to take to the mic, and to make matters worse - they are dropping this pod even LATEr. BUT they are finally together just in time to discuss the Real Housewives of New York premiere! They touch on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip and Real Housewives of London before getting into all the stupid good time that is Big Brother this seaz. Lil is happy cause Love is Blind UK was wrapped up with a neat little bow. Same can be said for 90 Day Fiance... or can it?!

The girls are back after another busy week of reality TV! On The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th Luanne is doing it all but Victoria needs to STEP IT UP. Honestly, kinda the same on Real Housewives of Orange County. Real Housewives of Atlanta is over and the ladies give it four out of five stars, but they give Real Housewives of London a big question mark! Married at First Sight is over too and while Adam lost all respect, Marissa gained a voice and an ice cream maker (for healthy protein ice cream of course). Lil...

The gals have to be honest, they got nothing for 90 Day Fiance Last Resort so they SKIPPED IT! 90 Day Fiance is quickly approaching the wedding days, and unfortunately it seems everyone will get married. Couples who won't be working out, however, is almost everyone on Married at First Sight. What is the cliffhanger with Felipe about?! Love is Blind UK is back, and Lil may or may not have accidentally watched more than Madelyn did. Over on Bravo, we're finally saying goodbye to The Valley for now, with of course no accountability from Danny. It appears The Real Housewives...

The gals are back after Madelyn's Big Sur getaway, but it's almost system overload with the amount of reality tv Bravo is churning out right now! We got Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (full title cause respect must be paid), and The Valley. Lil and Madelyn break down the reunion looks (yikes) and unpack how much therapy Luke *hasn't* gotten since filming wrapped. There is also a brief stop Below Deck - they aren't mad at Cooper, just disappointed! Married at First Sight is FIRING.ON.ALL.CYLINDERS! 90...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SWEET LIL!!!!! But something we can't celebrate? That infamous Big Brother tea party that left us feeling icky. JUSTICE FOR JASON! From tea parties to Halloween parties, we got two on Bravo this week! While the party on The Valley could only end one way (with a Danny disaster) the party on The Real Housewives of Atlanta had us raising our eyebrows (horse - question mark). Not much happened on The Real Housewives of Orange County but we always enjoy a reflective Vicky Gunvulson. We miss you Don! The couples on Married at First Sight...

There was SO much to watch last week that the gals almost didn't get to it all! They dive right in with their thoughts on this thrilling week of Big Brother, as well as the joy and delight that the new season of Married at First Sight is bringing. Over in Bravoland, Lil and Madelyn are cautiously optimistic about both the upcoming season of The Real Housewives of New York and the start to The Real Housewives of London. The Real Housewives of Atlanta once again has them talking teeth, Luke has lost literally all his luster on Below...

It's RBR's 50th episode! The gals are getting right into it with the new season of Married at First Sight, where 90% of the couples are predicted to fail. Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta moms, dads, and uncles are all getting brought into Shamea and Porsha's feud. Madelyn is still loving the return of the OG of the OC on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and is Tom Schwartz the only wise man on The Valley? Below Deck Med continues to be the best show on Bravo thanks to jizzgate, and Lil questions if Nathan is actually...

Lil and Madelyn are BACK just in time to discuss America's Royal Wedding! Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce tied the knot and the gals would have given their left pinkies to go! Big Brother is back - and it's the best part where the cast seems amazing and anything is possible! But have they finally reached a breaking point with all those theatrics? Also back - Real Housewives of Orange County, and there is much to celebrate as Queen Victoria regains her rightful throne. We pour one out for Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and make a quick stop...

Taylor Swift was everywhere this week and it really gave the girls a thrill! Lil finally finished Hacks and has an upsetting hot take (don’t worry she still loved it). In the Bravosphere the Summer House reunion ended with a FLOP, but apparently it’s not over yet! The new Real Housewives of Orange County trailer is giving throwback in the best way, while The Real Housewives of Rhode Island reunion looks are giving an early aughts nightmare. The Real Housewives of Atlanta are the current gold standard, while The Valley is just kinda... there. Meanwhile over on 90 Day...

From Dua Lipa to Susan Boil, Lil came with an agenda of pop culture hot takes to get off her chest! In the Bravosphere, the ladies wrap up their first Below Deck charter - but will they set sail again? The Summer House Reunion Part 2 left much to be desired, Real Housewives of Atlanta was kind of a trigger for Madelyn and her chompers, and Rhode Island was a lil scary (they are lookin at you Liz)! Over on 90 Day Fiancé, Mido might be auditioning for the next Will and Grace reboot, Rashit and Mallory might be a love s...

The gals get right into it with the much anticipated Summer House reunion! We really are off to a great start with that Part 1. Over on The Valley, the gals are unfortunately not noticing much of a difference after Brittany's mommy makeover. There's much to discuss about The Real Housewives of Atlanta and The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, which are both really firing on all cylinders. And last but not least, 90 Day Fiance is still introducing even more new couples to discuss! All this plus dining at celebrity hot spots, bachelor pads, and are the kids doing ear...

The girls are together up close and personal. But don't look Lil in the eye! They start in the Valley - which is a car crash they can't look away from. Thoughts and prayers for Jason's knee, and his ambulance bill. Real Housewives of Rhode Island is giving overacting, while Real Housewives of Atlanta is giving ass ass ass (we are lookin' at you Shamea). There is sad news out of the 90 Day Universe - sending REAL thoughts and prayers to Jenny and Summit. Meanwhile 90 Day Fiance continues with new couples, editors trolling children, and one gag-worthy bubble bath...

The gals are making up for missing last week by dropping this week's episode early! They start by catching up on the magic of that fight between Angela and Pinky on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, followed by their thoughts on giant slip and slides and Ashley's constant crying over on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Things are getting really dark over on The Valley,  and we have a brand new season of 90 Day Fiance with a whole new batch of crazies! All this plus a guest appearance from mom, shoe TikTok, and what the hell is going o...

The gals know this episode is late, okay?! They're sorry! This week they get into the lack of excitement from the currently airing Bravo shows this week (The Valley, Ladies of London, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and The Real Housewives of Atlanta), and attempt to buy a Fangie. Then they discuss the magic of part 1 of the 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days tell all. Nigerian curses are a thing, people! All this plus what's going on on Survivor, short haircuts, and dogs pooping where they shouldn't be!

The gals are wasting no time this week getting right into the leaked audio from the Summer House reunion! There's also much to discuss with The Real Housewives of Rhode Island (do pizza chips actually sound good?) Ladies of London, and part 1 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Lil did some research into K. Michelle after this episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and The Valley has never been more relatable. They wrap it all up discussing the epic finale of 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! All this plus a chat about GLP1s, "flirting" with...

Madelyn and Lil take to the mic to share their thoughts on Coachella (what they've seen of it online, anyway), as well as speculate as to why Meghan Trainor really cancelled her tour. They also have a lot to say about the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days), as well as some chit chat about collecting dolls and what you'd sacrifice to date a really rich man!

The gals are once again both in New Jersey and getting into their thoughts on Love on the Spectrum, which of course is everything to them! There's also so much coming at us from Bravo, so they get into it all (The Valley, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ladies of London, and The Real Housewives of Atlanta). They also share thoughts on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, which leads to a crazy tangent about oversharing teachers. All this plus how the gals would handle rejection, school crushes, and how Madelyn did caring...

Madelyn is in New Jersey, and the gals forgot to discuss Ladies of London! They have a good excuse - the Summer House scandal is taking up too much room in their brains. Justice for Ciara! Lil finds solace in the return of crazy Kristen on the Valley now that they're both moms. They also break down the newest franchise, Real Housewives of Rhode Island (lil tells us who is who) and briefly touch on Beverly Hills before the real reason for the season: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier...

The gals are back this week chatting about the upcoming movie The Drama and whether or not the twist (that we've spoiled for ourselves, but not for you) makes us want to see it in theaters and thoughts on the announcement of the return of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They also get into the oddness of the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the magic of Ladies of London, and all the hyperventilating on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. All this plus the best dry shampoo Lil has ever used, getting shots (or forgetting...

Lil and Madelyn are back and getting into the Taylor Frankie Paul of it all (obviously), as well as general thoughts on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and what ABC will do with the Bachelorette. They also discuss The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. Some brief touches on Southern Hospitality and Southern Charm are made, as well as 90 Day Fiance the Single Life and Survivor. All this plus the usefulness of boobs, why the hell Bravo is pausing The Real Housewives of Miami, and getting spit up on!

We had a baby! Lil gives an update on her new arrival, and then the gals dive in to what really matters. They get into an update (or lack of one) on Nancy Guthrie, Britney's DUI, and a catchup on the newest season of Love is Blind (are all men from Ohio terrible?). And of course they dish on the reunion of The Real Housewives of Potomac, catch up on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, recap thoughts on The Traitors, and the shit (literally) that's happening on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 days. All this plus laser treatments and...

It's been a great week for rotting! The gals get into their thoughts on the new Taylor Swift music video, updates on the Nancy Guthrie case, and share their concern over what's left to root for on The Traitors. They also, of course, get into The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as well as The Real Housewives of Potomac, mainly Madelyn's first impressions of the Grand Dame Karen and her interview with Andy. Over in the 90 Day universe, they give their final thoughts on this season of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, as well as discuss Before the 90 Days...

Lil and Madelyn are back to of course discuss the devastating by the loss of Catherine O'Hara. They then somehow summon the strength to get into the latest episode of The Traitors, the pre finale finale of The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and the last part of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. They also get into the 90 Day Universe with the Tell All Part 1 of 90 Day Fiance the Other Way, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. Everyone go watch Best in Show in honor of our dear Catherine! 

The gals are back to gab about all the new drama in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, as well as a bit about Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke's breakup. They also, of course, get into the magic that is The Traitors, as well as The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Last but not least, they unpack the horror that is the most recent episodes of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. All that plus prepping for a blizzard on the...

The gals are late this week because Lil has been down with the plague! BUT never fear, they still managed to get to the mic to talk about all our favorite shows, starting with the continued amazingness of The Traitors. Somehow despite the first part of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills being on, The Real Housewives of Potomac had the best ep of the week! Then the gals gab about all the gross TMI happening over on TLC with 90 Day Before the 90 Days and 90 Day The Other Way. All...

Traitors is back and better than ever!! The gals spend some time dissecting the first 3 episodes (spoilers included) and are loving every minute. They also discuss the epic finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, catch up on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and The Real Housewives of Potomac (who does Angel think she is?), and get into the 90 Day universe with Before the 90 Days and The Other Way. All that plus predictions for the Golden Globes!

Another week of minimal shows from Bravo, how dare they?! But that won't stop Lil and Madelyn from getting into what we did get, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the shock that was finding out next week is the finale, a day we've all been dreading. The gals also get into the finale of Stranger Things, 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, and 90 Day Fiance The Other Way. All that plus peeing dogs in the house, false alarm hospital trips, and dissecting the cast of The Traitors! 

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Lil and Madelyn are taking to the mic even during the Holiday break just for you to break down the shows we got this week (The Real Housewives of Potomac, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, 90 Day Fiance the Other Way). They also discuss a bit about Christmas movies, 90 Day Diaries, and Stranger Things!

The gals are back with so much to gab about! RIP Rob and Michelle Reiner, what's going on with Riley Keough and John Travolta, and of course all the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and 90 Day the Other Way). Lil convinces Madelyn to watch 90 Day Before the 90 Days, but not the new iteration of Vanderpump rules (yet). All this plus lots about baby showers, Christmas gifts, and romantic dreams about unexpected celebrities! 

The gals are back after a Thanksgiving hiatus to get into all the currently airing shows! Madelyn wasn't as thrilled with this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, but both girls are feeling optimistic for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (not so much about Real Housewives of Potomac so far). They also get into a bit about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives reunion, The Amazing Race, and the new reboot of Vanderpump Rules. And of course, we bid adieu to another season of 90 Day Happily Ever After (thank G), and spend a bit of time on 90 Day...

There is so much to discuss this week! The gals get into a bit about Wicked Part 2, Bugonia, Pluribus, and lots about The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. They also of course get into all the goodness from the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Potomac, 90 Day Happily Ever After, and 90 Day The Other Way), as well as why regular soap is better than foaming soap. All that plus a debate over who has more sex appeal between Lisa Rinna and Ashley Darby!

The gals are back with hot chocies in hand to discuss all the latest coming in from BravoCon (no, they didn't not get free passes to attend so they're reporting from afar). Of course they get into all the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, The Real Housewives of Potomac, 90 Day The Other Way, and 90 Day Happily Ever After), with a special emphasis on the crown jewel that is RHOSLC. The girls also get into The Amazing Race and how their favorite team has changed significantly, as well as...

Hilary Duff AND Katy Perry both have new music out and the gals' millennial selves are here for it! They get into their differing thoughts on All's Fair; is it the writing or the acting that is making it terrible? Plus the latest on the currently airing shows (The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, 90 Day Happily Ever After, and 90 Day The Other Way), plus a bit about the new season of Married at First Sight, and how the Emmys could better award reality TV editors!