Two Guys on a Plane

Every time we post “please stop biting flight attendants” on social media, someone in the comments asks who on earth is doing that. This week, we answer with a tour of the most recent viral passenger incidents of the past couple of years, and explain what the videos don’t show about what’s happening behind the scenes: the steps crew take before things escalate, why diversions and restraints are a last resort, and why flight attendants can’t give you the benefit of the doubt near an aircraft door.
Along the way, we dig into the FAA’s unruly pas...

Flights get delayed, policies make no sense, and the first person you vent to is usually a gate agent or flight attendant. Here’s the thing: half the time,  we are just as annoyed as you are, and often they aren’t even getting paid while it’s happening. This week they go through 25 things airlines do that drive passengers and crew crazy, from delays with zero information to connection times that no human could make.

Hear our rants about the people who book the aisle and window and then pass a laptop over the middle seat, We tell...

Flight attendants, pilots, and gate agents all do it: they get on an airplane to get to the airport where they get on another airplane for work. We have both commuted at different points in their careers (Andrew for ten years, Rich for a rough six months of Megabus-and-regional-flight chaos), and this week we break down what it's actually like, from why people do it to what it costs them.

We talk about crash pad life (including the hot bed vs. cold bed divide), why commuting is basically a second full-time job, and our hard-earned "commuter...

There's nothing worse than boarding a new aircraft and finding the galley left in shambles by the previous crew. We spend plenty of time on this show discussing passenger etiquette, so this week we are turning the mirror on flight attendants and breaking down the unwritten rules of the galley, aka the office, the kitchen, the break room, the storage closet, etc., that also happens to sometimes be the only sane corner of the airplane.

From wet counters and unlatched carts to hoarded ice mallets, a mysterious abundance of hand soap, and a heated debate over who...

"Flight attendants used to be so much nicer." We have heard it all before—in this episode, we’ll actually sit with the question instead of dismissing it. The honest answer: sometimes, maybe, but being nice doesn't mean saying yes to everything, and a lot of what passengers read as rudeness is really just policy enforcement, boundary-setting, or a flight attendant who's already been ignored by 100 people that day.

We get into real moments from the last few weeks—a maintenance-related reseating that turned into a shouting match, the exhausting experience of working with a coworker who makes...

Our DMs have been flooded with the same question: "What should I bring my flight attendants?" So this week, we settle it once and for all — with a big disclaimer up front that gifts are never required, just kindness. But since the trend isn't going anywhere, let’s break down practical gift-giving etiquette, the best (and worst) things passengers have actually brought them, and why unsealed "Nana's cookies" are hard no-no matter how good they smell.

We talked about our last Peru group trip (Machu Picchu, non-negotiably difficult but worth every minute) and tease upcoming trips to Icel...

We agree, turbulence, for first-time-flyers or even regular flyers, can get a little scary. 

And yes, your feelings are totally valid. In fact, we appreciate passengers who share their worries or fears with us.

While we flight attendants can't promise that you’ll suddenly love flying, there are a few “flight attendant-approved” tips that you can try to make flying a little easier. In this episode, let’s talk about facts from IATA, our advice for anxious flyers, and how StaffTraveler helps us travel anywhere around the world!

Know someone who is afraid of flying...

We’re taking a closer look at the current state of the aviation industry. This is our time to talk about the realities, empathize with each other, and discuss what’s really going on in aviation right now.

We’re so excited to have labor leader Sara Nelson in the studio with us this week. Sara is the International President of the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, AFL-CIO and was called “America’s most powerful flight attendant” by The New York Times. She is currently leading over 55,000 aviation first responders in 20 airlines all over the United States. Her relentlessne...

People have so many common misconceptions about us, flight attendants, and the aviation industry.

Being a flight attendant is all about ensuring every passenger is safe and comfortable on board. While we enjoy great flight perks and benefits, our schedules can be incredibly tricky to manage. In this episode, we’re breaking down the 15 common misconceptions people have about flight attendants and what our routine actually looks like.

Is being a flight attendant an easy job? Let’s laugh and talk about it!


Episode Highlights:
[0:00] Welcome to Episode #48!
[1:19] Drew...

We have been on countless flights where passengers can’t seem to find anything…including the menu in their seatback pocket.

While we love helping out in any way possible, we always advise looking around your seat or checking the signage before asking. In this episode, we’re talking about where the menu is hiding and the “passenger overwhelm” with all the signs, announcements, and in almost everything onboard.

Next time you are on a flight, don’t forget to check  your seatback pocket!


Episode Highlights:
[0:00] Welcome to Episode #47!
[1:17] Th...

We’ve seen some unpopular travel opinions on social media lately. Let’s talk about them and laugh about how some on this list can make us go uhh…

While travel opinions might help us become better and more prepared travelers, they might not be the best pieces of advice to share. Ask someone reliable—and of course, listen to our podcast where we share fun and practical travel advice on all things aviation-related. In this episode, we’ll comment on the 13 travel opinions shared with us by our followers!

Join the conversation on Threads!

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Oh, the seatbelt sign is on. What should I do?

Well, first, you can stay seated and listen to us flight attendants! We can’t predict turbulence, but we can ensure your safety onboard. In this episode, let’s talk about turbulence and why you should stay buckled in-flight.

If you can stay buckled on an hour-long car ride, why can’t you on an airplane? Right?

Episode Highlights:
[0:00] Welcome to Episode #45!
[1:12] Why stay buckled?
[2:10] Drew & wild turbulence
[3:48] We just can’t predict it
[4:52] You buckle up in a...

Hollywood has a lot to say about flight attendants! While we aren’t always depicted correctly, we still love most of the shows on this list.

Flight attendants are trained to be safety-centered and approachable, yet we're often portrayed as overly dramatic or the first to panic in critical situations. In this episode, we’re breaking down 20 movies & TV shows that may or may not have properly depicted us aviation crew. Let’s talk about pop culture and how these portrayals have evolved over the decades.

What are your favorite movies or shows featuring flight attend...

Side hustles are the best way to fully express yourself, explore more hobbies, and fuel the passions you’ve always wanted to pursue.

Most flight attendants we know have a side hustle or “side quest” they are deeply passionate about. In this episode, we are honored to feature the Queen of Side Hustles herself, Kara Adams! Kara is a loving mom, flight attendant, artist, author, yoga instructor, and so much more.

In this episode, she breaks down how she manages multiple side hustles, builds healthy habits, and keeps her creative spark alive even while flying. We’ll...

We’ve all been there. Getting on your first flight can be scary! But no matter how nerve-wracking it can get, flight attendants will always be there to ensure your safety onboard.

With that being said, if you’re a first-time flyer… there’s a good chance your flight attendants can spot you a mile away!

In this episode, we’re talking about the 15 signs that tell us you are a first-time flyer, sharing our best flying advice, and spilling some of our favorite passenger experiences.

Let’s laugh it all out and reminisce ab...

If you’ve ever found yourself staring at your schedule wondering how you’re supposed to do one more trip, counting down the days until vacation before your current one even starts, or questioning whether you still love a job you once couldn’t imagine doing anything else… this episode is for you.

We’re talking all about flight attendant burnout—what causes it, what it looks like, and how we’ve learned (sometimes the hard way) to navigate it. This isn’t one of those episodes where we pretend to have all the answers. It’s just an honest con...

What language are flight attendants speaking? No more guessing—you’ll learn the secret flight attendant terminology with us!

In this episode, we’re decoding crew jargon, cryptic galley phrases, and the coded chaos of the aviation industry. We’ll break down important flight attendant terms, popular aviation acronyms, and trendy lingo only we aviation pros can understand.

This might sound like a lot, but trust us, it’s not! Learn something new while having a laugh with the Galley gang. If we taught you well, let us know in the comments!


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