Tasteless Adjacent Podcast
J Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review movies in a way your mentally ill uncle would! You’re Welcome!!
Fight Club
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review a cult classic that the first rule of reviewing the movie is that we don't talk about the movie, Fight Club.
So, bring your split personality and plenty of band aids because we're diving deep into this one, there's no shirts no shoes, unless your bitch tits. We want you to wind up and hit us as hard as you can.... you've met us at a very strange time in our lives.
The Devils Advocate
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review 90's drama that helped Chowder deal with his daddy issues, The Devil's Advocate!
Join us on this emotional rollercoaster, as we review the second film in our double devil dog, and Chowder daydreaming about the devil being his dad. Vanity my favorite sin!!
They Will Kill You
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the revenge driven slice um up action, horror, comedy, They Will Kill You!
Join us on this journey though the Virgil through waves of satanists and then a battle with the other white meat!
Last Action Hero
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the action film that's right out of a kids imagination, Last Action Hero!
So grab your golden ticket and join us on this wild ride that has the TA gang split!
Spaceballs
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 1980's Star Wars parody that will have your friends saying water my ass get this guy some Pepto Bismol, Spaceballs!
So, buckle up cause what we got is what you need and all we do is dirty deeds, we're Tasteless Adjacent so buckle this, Ludacris speed now!!!!
Short Circuit
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 1980's feel good comedy that has some nice software, Short Circuit!
Join us as we dive deep into this beloved 80's classic about a robot who becomes alive due to pure laziness, then his journey to find the meaning of life and end up in Montana in a throuple. Hey Lazer lips your mother was a snowblower! Stephanieeeee!!!!!!
Waxwork
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 80's horror film that will have you asking, who put a
Summer Camp Nightmare!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 1980's thriller that brings lord of the flies to summer camp, Summer Camp Nightmare.!
If you don't want chicken and you don't want roast, and you just want a double dose of the TA Gang, well we are only good for one round... so sorry it's not us it's just the drinks.
Ready or Not
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the horror film that takes till death do us part to another level, Ready or Not!
A family gaming empires initiation to join their family goes beyond demented and is all left up to chance. One second you are getting married then the next you're running for your life, and then the on-star guy turns off your car. Are you still there Justin? yes. Go f*#k yourself Justin!
The Lost Boys
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 80's vampire film that influenced a whole generation, The Lost Boys!
We are especially excited about this one, join us as we dive deep into the movie that first brought us the two Coreys, showed us you could make a soundtrack from just one song and made vampires bad ass! So, grab your baby oil because we are coming in shirtless for this one and we're ready to play some sax! Cry little sister, tho shall not fall!
Meet the Parents
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog are thrown on the lie detector to review the 2000's comedy, Meet the Parents!
Jinxy Cat Jinxy Cat I love you, hey there Focker can you milk me too!
The Warriors
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 1970's gang film that's magic a whole lot of magic, The Warriors!
Ok boppers, the TA gangs reviewing and the Warriors join us as we bop our back to coney straight threw theses lame f*$ks territory! Can you dig it! Can you dig it! CAN YOU DIIIGGGG ITTT!
Tropic Thunder
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 2000's Comedy that will make mother nature piss her pantsuit, Tropic Thunder!
So, make sure your Tivo is running, grab some Booty Sweat and a Bust-A-Nut bar because we are off scrip, trekking through the jungle and we are all out of jellybeans so shits about to get real! ugh that smells like bologna!
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead with special guest Keith Coogan!
J. Chowder, Bone and very special guest Keith Coogan (Slopdog was dying and couldn't make it this week) review the 90's dark comedy that made every kid wish their babysitter croaked, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead!
So, grab your self some Belgium waffles and don't forget to do the QED report because we got two months without mom and the babysitters just kicked the Bucket. Hey, what are those queens doing in our car! The dishes are done man!
Grandma's Boy
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 2000's Happy Madison film that will turn you into a deer. "Wait a minute don't lions eat deer?" "Your right kid, we have to be careful doctor..." Grandmas Boy!
Tuck yourself into your car bed and don't forget your grey bush because we are about to go to the loony bin together.
Predator!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 80's action film that will leave you so pumped you won't have time to bleed, Predator!
So, strap this on your ass Blain, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaur, and don't forget to get to the chopper!!
your one ugly motherf*@ker!
Freddy VS Jason
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the horror movie that finally gave us the battle that was decades in the making, Freddy VS Jason!
We've got Freddy in one corner and Jason in the other, throw in some teens making bad decisions, parents lying for their children's own good, dream suppressing drugs and a whole lot of bad dialog. Its Freddy vs Jason Bitch!
Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 2000's horror flick that if we could, we'd go back and would, not watch, Leprechaun in the hood!
So, join as we break down this crazy fairytale from the Hood. Don't forget your magic whistle because that may be the only way you can get through this. Come come my little lass, let me take a look before I tap that ass!
The Five Year Engagement
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 2010's rom-com that's just 9 Yum Yum, The Five year Engagement!
Join us as the TA Gang explore questions like, should all engagements, last for five years, so you see what you're getting yourself into? What happens when someone's sleeping and you cover them in blood and chicken feather, put a g#n in their hand and scream in their ear? Or what we really did last night? We'll give you 69 guesses!
Varsity Blues
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the High School football coming of age film that can't tell the difference between a dog and a pig, Varsity blues.
So, get your whip cream ready because the star quarter back just broke his leg and Dawson's the new cool kid in town and he's hot for teacher!
I don't want your life!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall with special guest Maverick the Unbranded Bull, the Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review
J. Chowder, Bone, Slopdog and very special guest Maverick the Unbranded Bull review the romantic comedy that will have you making happy tissues and not sad tissues, Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
Let's run away to Hawaii and enjoy a week of soul searching with your ex, her new rock star boyfriend and an adorable receptionist. I've got a surprise for you! and lets wrap it all up with a puppet show for good measure! Inside of youuu! inside of youuuu!
Friday the 13th part six Jason Lives, the Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the iconic 80's slasher that puts the kill kill kill in the ma ma ma Friday the 13th part six Jason Lives.
So come on maggot heads were about to bring back Jason and he's more powerful than ever, were the red light goes ya bang!
Groundhogs Day, the Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 90's classic about a man that has a little too much time on his hands that will keep you laughing over and over and over and over and over again, Groundhog Day!
So, don't drive angry, even if you have a groundhog in your lap because your about to take an adventure with The T.A. gang as the dive headfirst into a tale of Gobblers Knob that will make your head spin. That's right woodchuck chucker's its Groundhogs Day!
The Rip, The Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review
J. Chowder, Bone, and Slopdog review the action film that hits you like Dynamite, The Rip.
Join us as we navigate this semi exciting film with well not a lot going on but someone how still enjoyable, i know that doesn't make sense but neither do we.
Tusk with special guest Angela Boggs, the Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review
J. Chowder, Bone, Slopdog and very special guest Angela Boggs review the 2010's horror film that asked the question, Is man, indeed a Walrus at heart? Tusk!
So, join us as we take a deep dive into this macabre tale of a lonesome traveler on a journey into Canada to find the next big laugh but instead finds himself in a predicament where he must make the life altering decision whether to become a Walrus or nothing at all.... just say that you love me Tusk Tusk Tusk ....
The Other Guys, The Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the hilarious buddy cop film that that just wants to spread its wings and fly like a peacock, The Other Guys!
Can the Rock and Samuel L. Jackson fly? What the hells a desk pop? what are Dirty Mike and the boys up to? Is Gator a punk ass bitch? find out the answers to these and many more on this week's episode!
Just Friends The Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog come at you with their first episode of the year, a Holiday hangover episode that stirs up more than a few feelings of unrequited love from the past, Just Friends
Do you remember that girl that would never give you the time of day until you became handsome and rich, well so do we...minus the rich part ...and the handsome......not the ham I just bought!
Home Alone The Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the Christmas classic we all wished happened to us as kids, Home Alone!
Because who wouldn't love to get week to themselves in a huge house with an endless supply of money and a month's groceries that only cost $19.83, being able to create a death maze for bumbling fools and one whole cheese pizza just for you. Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
Jingle all the Way with special guest Maverick the Unbranded Bull, The Tasteless adjacent Movie Review!
J. Chowder, Bone, Slopdog and very special guest Maverick the Unbranded Bull review the 90's goofy butt toy, you know the fruity robot Movie, Jingle all the way!
So, grab your reindeer and your wives' cookies because we are about to enter the battle royal that is last minute Christmas shopping, punches are thrown and kids are hung off buildings because in the journey for that perfect Christmas present nothing is off bounds. and remember, your our number one customer!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review Office Christmas Party!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the new Christmas classic that puts some pee pees in some booty, Office Christmas Party.
Get ready for unstable Santa and his band of crazed office workers bend on saving the company by throwing the greatest Office Christmas Party ever! Someone's getting pregnant tonight!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the Christmas comedy classic that will make you piss your pants and forget who you are for about a half hour, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
So, grab the rubber sheets and the gerbil because this episode sure is looking good may be the finest episode in the neighborhood ain't it fun always on the run, hiphip hooray its Tasteless Adjacent! Shitters full!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review Clue!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 80's who done it, with what, and where comedy, Clue!
So, if anyone's listening to this review just look out! It's you and me Honey Bunch!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review the Rocky Horror Picture Show!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the musical sexy reimagining of Frankenstein, The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
So, get your toilet paper and rice ready because you're a hotdog and you better not hurt her Franken Furter!
Don't dream it be it!......are you uncomfortable because we are....
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review Freaky!
J. Chowder, Bone, and Slopdog review the 2020's switcharoo slaughter fest, Freaky!
Hey, we didn't come here to clam jam its home coming and this thing looks like a floppy ant eater! What?!?!
Bye Poodle!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review The Mist!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 2000's horror tale filled with creepy crawlys, The Mist!
So come with us on a journey to the end because somethings in the mist and its hungry. My Life for you!!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review Infested with special guest Jack Mulcahy
J. Chowder, Bone, Slopdog, with special guest Jack Mulcahy review the 2000's bugged out horror film, Infested!
So, grab your friends for a party at the beach, which is right after your close friends funeral? You'll never know what's flying around!! Da Da Da!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review the Purge Election Year!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 2000's bloodbath that knows to never sneak up on a black guy during the Purge, The Purge Election Year!
So, no matter who you vote for your not safe for the next 12 hours! I got a sweet tooth tonight and I'm gonna get myself some candy!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review with Special Guest Maverick The Unbranded Bull, Psycho Goreman!
J. Chowder, Bone, Slopdog, and very special guest Maverick The Unbranded Bull review the horror, comedy, sci-fi mashup that's total Crazyball, Psycho Goreman!!
So, prepare yourselves for some interplanetary murder, mayhem with just a sprinkle of hunky boys.
frig off! frig yooouuu! your never supposed to tell me what to do! Frig yourself!!!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review with special guest Keith Coogan, Tales from the Crypt House of Horror!
J. Chowder, Bone, Slopdog and special guest Keith Coogan review the Tales from the Crypt episode that may put you on the wall of shame if you don't eat every bite! House of Horrors!!!!
So, grab your tighty whities and your dog sh*t shoes because this podcast is haunted and Mr. Ax murder doesn't like visitors!
Tasteless Adjacent Movie Review Back to School!
J. Chowder, Bone and Slopdog review the 80's comedy gem that reminds us that you're never too old to go back to School!... it's of course Back to School!
So don't forget your Lou and your hot tube because it's time to hit the books and party with Oingo Boingo in the dorm! Take it east honey I didn't see a thing, your perfect!