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Had To, Got To, Must is an Xbox 360 party chat simulator. Join Austin Flair and Slims every Tuesday for improv comedy, cultural entertainment, and everything in between.

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Ep. 125 - Poke Rinds
#37
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Poke rind reviewDana WhiteMSU vs. UMAustin is flaggedFast food historyApartment complaint emailsFlight vouchersPio, Dlow, Hasbulla, Baby AlienTikTok commentsBeing rich with no drivers licenseThe Fortnite tokenScream maskYu-Gay-Oh

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Ep. 124 - The Iron Lung Was Crazy
#36
11/03/2026

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Paul Reed top 5Take that shit off your lawnNeil DeGrasse Ro SparksThe airport treats us like garbageWhat Flair smelled at YoumaconAnti-suicide hotel windowsStolen valorHaley Stevens switch up is crazyDonation commercials always come on late at night

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Ep. 123 - Spooky Ranch Salad
#35
10/29/2026

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#supportsouthernrockShout out Dave NavarroDTEHometown hatinPoorly aged rap lyricsH3 dramaCharles Barkley is insaneWe need more originalityBad year for instagramEnd stage sports capitalismG league draftMadison Square Garden championship ring situation

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Ep. 122 - Booty Support
#34
10/22/2026

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This new generation of adult starsRacist BasketballSkubal and the DodgersTesla RoadsterGeorge St. Pierre is sus?Is soaking real?Austin's had a horrible yearCollege is 4 years of your lifeNov 1 at the Plan B aisleSilk Johnson vs. Abdul El-SayedGuy dies on a rollercoaster

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Ep. 121 - Magic Rizz
#33
10/15/2026

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McDonald's MonopolyWhen all hope is lost for your teamScary moviesRating systemsJeremy Lamb on the DLDusterModern politics are exhaustingGroceriesThe penjamin is the problemFallout 4 discussion continuedOF Models exposing their custosSoap shoes, Heely's, etc.Public transit in Michigan


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Ep. 120 - Toy Swag
#32
10/08/2026

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Clockstoppers (2002)What should we watch for Halloween Flick Friday?Shrek soundtrackThe poly dating flow chartThe recent boom in video game mods and decompsLiberty BibertyToy swag?J.R. SmithAl MichaelsZack Gelof suing the TigersRestaurant Jobs & Stealing

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Ep. 119 - Crime vs. Time
#31
10/01/2026

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CopyrightChris Hansen, PrimetimeGetting locked up with an Xbox 360Crime vs. TimeWould you rather be homeless or in prison?African newsMighty Mike Plays and Hyrox (pt. 2)Doodoo dynastyDave PortnoyAustin's insurance experienceFat Joe? More like Fat ChanceSpike TVClothing magazine archivesCatholic School

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Ep. 118 - Android Emoji
#30
09/17/2026

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Negative TikTok Live donations; Big AJ; Big JusticeMighty Mike PlaysIs Kimi the new F1 goat?The Hyrox Poop SituationNoteworthy athletic bowel movementsMacklemore, Ed Sheeran, Palestine, etc.Martha Reeves sounds squiggly nowShout-out Brian SteelFunk Flex as my attorneyDaniel Larson

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Ep. 117 - Cracking Off
#29
09/10/2026

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NFL is backPeople are too honestPenis enlargement surgery gone wrongHow to remove cylinder from tubeRIP DickAndrew Garfield wants to make out with Michael B. JordanRidiculousness x OFWGKTAWe're done calling it the DWestern Michigan robberyAlgorithm outfitsAdult clothing talkPushy salesmen

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Ep. 116 - Deceit & Trickery
#28
09/03/2026

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GTA6Fake 49ers player Daejon LoveShould trickery be a felony?Playground liesFeminismSaginakiSus foodE40Getting play on RedditJalen Duren, Tarik Skubal

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Ep. 115 - Had2K13
#27
08/27/2026

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Who will don the 2K13 crown?

[sorry for the glitchy audio]

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Ep. 114 - EDB445
#26
08/20/2026

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Cheeseburger FestivalJetski talkFIRE Youtube Shorts moviesBootleg flicksEDP445 documentaryChris Hansen & PredatorsMiddle SchoolWhy am I listening to thisThese business practices must be put to an endTrading cardsDahntay Jones

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Ep. 113 - Goyslop Psyop
#25
08/13/2026

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WorkersRudy didn't go down like thatAustin saw The OdysseyWhen people complain about smokingDetroit loves their TigersIs everything shit, or are we just old?

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Ep. 112 - WhatsApp Cologne
#24
07/30/2026

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Rudy, Notre DameFlair's AMC experienceDiddy prison fightLotta of NFL crimes latelyAbdul El-Sayed vs. Haley StevensBronsexualsConfidently lying your way out of somethingAshton Hall, SaratogaMilennial pizza placePharmacistsMario Judah ran off on the plugStreamersCologne talk

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Ep. 111 - Doo-Doo Lettuce
#23
07/23/2026

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Heavy DFinancial AdviceTony Michael JohnsRaw dogging a 3 hour movieShrink, Nuke, Expand: Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Selena GomezRiling up your girlfriendAyahuasca visionsIndia vs Pakistan World Cup FinalIt's a UK summer

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Ep. 110 - Ned's Shoulda Kept It Classified
#22
07/16/2026

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Confirmed sex-haversAlt+F4Aaron the Plumber Runescape saga continuedGameStop4th of July WeekendWeed's supposed to scare youWorld CupAI & BoomersNed's Declassified DebaucheryRudyWe need to keep more secrets

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Ep. 109 - Meek Mill GIF
#21
07/02/2026

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HammersLake St. ClairAll boots fried hardAdult actingGirl DadsTerrion Arnold charged with 8 feloniesDustin Poirier outburstJared Goff's lackeyLavar Ball, Jelly Roll, and DivorceBart WayneAubrey Huff homophobic rantAmerican DewDo you wipe after you peeWho's your favorite adult actor? (male)Quitting on the spot

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Ep. 108 - Elbows Only
#20
06/25/2026

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Tom Schwartz Had To shoutoutWorld CupSarah ArabicF1 talkTerry Crews Gooner ScheduleHaving no rizzEuropeans smuggling/chugging ranch5 Bosnians would topple Los AngelesDad Moments85 year old caught street racing smoking a cigarilloWas Eric Andre Show good?Confirmed Sex Haver's DayF Texas

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Ep. 107 - Remembering Tricia Kortes
#19
06/18/2026

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Check out new Patreon content for freePapa Johns Garlic [flavored] SauceAaron the Plumber plays RunescapeLove Island sucksVictim WembanyamaLil Wayne slander will not be toleratedBrett Favre CameoPhil of the Future is an IDF soldierKnicks win The FinalsThrowing a tomatoClapping when the plane landsLewis Hamilton winsRemembering Tricia Kortes - Cake KickerYou can't go ghetto-brand on everything


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Ep. 106 - In-School Suspension
#18
06/11/2026

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Chudderbob CookedSharkleberry FinErika Kirk fan mailDL wants out#GamerMomentNew sex storeWhat happened to urinal cakes?Flair vs. CarRich people got it so goodFamous Border Collie with 1.5m followers stolen and eaten for $27

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Ep. 105 - It Doesn't Smell
#17
06/04/2026

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Sneaking your child in to the pool is the same as shoplifting with themClass of 2026Jerker's rightsTrump PhoneJay-Z came out with an afroRC guys"I called the police twice"Nasty pet storeWarren, MIAlways agree with the Uber driverShia LaBeouf if he was a budtenderHistory of dookieGun terminologyCody

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Ep. 104 - RIP Swag
#16
05/28/2026

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How many Chaldeans can screw in a lightbulb
National Enquirer
Draymond Green
Scott Steiner
Kars4kids
Writing a check is tuff
This guy can't stay out of jail
Ray J vs Supahotfire
Bring back the sex tape
Even More Skip Bayless
Hank Aaron

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Ep. 103 - Tel Aviv Mike's (feat. Trevburg)
#15
05/21/2026

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Trevburg joins the show
Chud the Builder
Detroit Pistons
Paul Reed
Skip & Shannon
Cat talk
NFL schedule release
Bidet humor
Jersey Mike's story
Stealing soda
Daniss Jenkins disrespect

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Ep. 102 - I Used to be Dusty
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05/14/2026

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Little friendsJalen DurenSleepy FloydRecyclingBusch Lite Apple$300 AudemarSend HelpWhy pirates wear eye patchesUncrustablesThe next water bottleDeepfake cuckEuphoriaWorking at the zoo

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Ep. 101 - Mogjeet
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05/07/2026

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Diet Mtn DewPistons vs Cavs! (and other NBA talk)JPMorgan lawsuitPromposalsRecognizing your partner's genitalia in a lineupEarl Sweatshirt JPEGMAFIA CrustBowlLIV Golf lost funding*Erika Kirk breathing*RIP Spirit AirlinesAndroidAsking Epic Games to put me in easy lobbies

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Ep. 100 - Panic! at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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04/30/2026

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Thank you for rocking with us for 100 episodesComments on adult videosTrump fake assassination attemptConservative idolsRussel Brand grape caseErika KirkJalen 'Jergens' DurenKlay n Meg

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Ep. 99 - #WeAreNautica
#11
04/23/2026

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Detroit basketballGooniversaryThe Rizzler turned 10Knicks fansHound DogAustin saw Rodney StuckeyJay Z sucksJ. Cole went platinum with no FGsJackass vs street interviewsRFK Jr and the raccoon penisThe prolific Had To podcastThe justice systemDonkey Kong vs. KirbyAlcoholismGiving your parents mushrooms

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Ep. 98 - Banned from TikTok Live
#10
04/16/2026

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Best intros in rapNew York opinionsNBA playoff pictureVideo game questionWhy is anime so horny Kurt Eichenwald WordleDuck holeCoworker music


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Ep. 97 - The Gout
#9
04/09/2026

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Sorry for Austin's audio echo, we didn't hear it during recording


Ep. 96 - Spiderkash
#8
04/02/2026

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Sunday Red ChallengeInstagram LiveKash Patel gooner filesBorn to BowlThanassis crashed interviewWill Mario cinematic universe be like Avengers?Disney backs out of $1B deal with OpenAIVideo game talk

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Ep. 95 - Just Like Joe Rogan
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03/26/2026

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Squishing bugsChuck Norris is in HellSandlot and being a kidNever Back DownHannah Montana album (2005)Logan Paul picked off Joe BurrowHypocrisy of Jon Taffer90 Days InSelling cell phonesIndian dudes be likeCalvicular and looksmaxxingClaw machine tech


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Ep. 94 - That's Why He Got A Xbox (feat. Rhys)
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03/19/2026

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Interview with Rhys from across the pondSuper Mario Galaxy moviewhy is all the promo material for washing your ass?Yoshi's Boots - Timbs or Lugz?Doin' shroomsRacism amongst your ownThe conspiracy icebergMcDonald's = XboxWorld Baseball Classic is turning everyone Dominican

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Ep. 93 - The Sad State of Uber Today
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03/12/2026

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Charlie Kirk's condition has worsenedwelcome to HighguardJon Taffer commented on our Reelcody still in rotationMeeting Jergen's Duren and Palms Reed storyJergen's in generalMaxx CrosbyFerrariThe sad state of Uber todayAustin's soda thief story

This week on Patreon we're playing Mario Golf Toadstool Tour.


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Ep. 92 - Let's Play Jak & Daxter
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02/26/2026

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Austin couldn't make it this week so join Flair, Slims and Mark in our first ever Let's Play. Jak and Daxter is a 2001 adventure/platformer for the PlayStation 2.

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Ep. 91 - The Lactation Aisle
#3
02/19/2026

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Malik Beasley goes to Puerto RicoCook Kills Himself on Job by Thrusting Head into Deep FryerOur Detroit Pistons are #1 in the NBAThe Lactation AisleSuper Bowl halftime showJonathan KumingaJ.K. RowlingEpstein didn't mess with R KellyStephen A. Smith/Nick Fuentes debate is gonna go crazyNew segment: Inmate of the WeekValentine's Day


Ep. 90 - Titanic Didn't Happen
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02/12/2026

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Sharon Stone's bushUnc rockWe are not watching the Super BowlBugonia = BoohBah?Chris Hansen was not in the filesUncslopHymanJuul got shaftedHad To Pistons UltimatumMichael IrvinLego is privately ownedPaul GlantzAustin's forecast for Mario MovieCan you say it if...?You can't be fat and on drugs forever


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Ep. 89 - Dick Hammer
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02/05/2026

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Rainforest Cafe"That's for Goyim."Epstein Files updateAustin's dream last nightAllen Iverson was having a bad dayPaul George off the AdderallAnthony Davis sore nipplesrob lowe explained the hatYou trying Jimmys meat?Sam Darnold's grandpa is the Marlboro manRittenhouse shoe dealis Sheetz trucker friendly?Riling up the catDraymond Green victim techDan Campbell at MSU basketball gameYoshi movie debutMe love you long time


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Ep. 88 - The Monopoly Episode
#45
01/29/2026

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We play Monopoly this episode and talk about the last 2 weeks. We are uploading the video of this episode on YouTube for free. 

Link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU6PhS6iWH4

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Ep. 87 - The Man Cave
#44
01/15/2026

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Pistons all-goat teamVenmo me $2 and I'll quitRed Dead Redemption 2 spider-web mysteryDiscord peopleBadlands Chugs hits your penjaminOmae wa mou shindeiru, broWildcard KitchenA dude we know killed a guyBen JohnsonFat Joe on his way to goat of the yearIs wearing a dishdashah stolen valor?One room schoolhouse type shiBlue Bloods


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Ep. 86 - AIDS Fell Off
#43
01/08/2026

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Zyn users: do you spit?Detroit Pistons All-Terrible TeamSports Betting Night at Little Caesar's ArenaTraxNYC: Jeweler on Jeweler CrimeDrake Stake gambling scandalWhat's the worst Drake song?Every city has a guyThe Fedora DebacleMarvin Sapp: CEO of FanDuelTerry WatanabeAustin's gambling epiphanyHad To New Year's ResolutionsThe Grinch Fan MailWe're done saying "bet"Baton twirler from Pistons-Jazz halftime show named Phil Lewis (same name as Mr. Moseby)All hail the ZamboniZunc (@supertendo_)Monopoly, Battleship, etc.<...