Had To, Got To, Must
Had To, Got To, Must is an Xbox 360 party chat simulator. Join Austin Flair and Slims every Tuesday for improv comedy, cultural entertainment, and everything in between.
Ep. 60 - Welcome Back
Weed Strand Fan MailApartment poolsHOA KarenPimp My RideSly StalloneChucksterNow That's What I Call SlursWhite womenRFK Jr.Try that in a small townIs cat food good?Statue guysDance TimeRelay Race suggestionEcho SaxBushmanMr. Japan2008 Beijing Olympics
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Ep. 59 - Strand-Type Podcast
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Margaritaville Retirement CommunityJimmy BuffettFat Joe accusationsDana WhiteJustin Bieber is Indian nowCandy talkChinese/Indian pilotWeed StrandingWhat to do when your friend is highTony Johns
Part 2 - Hung Sheldon
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Ep. 58 - Unemployment Super Bowl
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Burger King broilerWho better? Kevin Durant or Rob Dyrdek?Breaking News: Steve Blake did WHATBest NBA point guardsTony JohnsKendrick PerkinsYou can't change your name if you're brokeJon Jones retiresJake Paul vs. Logan Paul: The Unemployment Super BowlScott the Woz vs NintendrewMario KartDave PortnoyTroy, MichiganJordan PetersonWe gotta stop with the same 5 Tiktok gimmicks@chowdowndetroitRich CustomersHad To Boys' night out in Detroit!Watch the rest of the episode only on Patreon. All our links below
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Had...Ep. 57 - Porcupining
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First hour of this episode is available to everyone, but the second hour is Patreon-exclusive as an apology for deleting last week's video episode on accident.
PORCUPINING:
Is the Tony Johns saga ending? Where can it go?r/ECDDiet Goo?Stephen A. Smith on...toysWe invent a new fetish: porcupiningNinja stars vs. GunsHideo KojimaNintendo sex toysKevin Gates and his cousinManscaping with scissorsHad To pre-workout challengeQuestion of the week: Do you protect your PIN?FREAK HOUR DELUXXXXXX:
Long...Ep. 56 - Shell-ebrate Good Times
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Watching Game 2 of the NBA Finals during the pod
Red Lobster Stories
Frank Ragnow
F1 movie
Tony Johns Syracuse Arc
Today's teenagers
Gamblers
Thrifting
FoodyFellowship
Married Mormon men
Old timey soda review
Greasers
Fan Mail: Best place to get arrested?
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Ep. 55 - Necco Wafer Nagasaki (feat. Emrys)
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Why Slims will be wearing a mask foreverOld people stay getting scammedHey Soul SisterGuy Fieri calling things 'gangster'Tony Johns hasn't skipped a beatGubbleChrome Hearts plungerScott ConstableReverend Marvin Sapp tells ushers to lock the doorsFan Mail: What's our favorite beer?ZynBad candyAmazon BasicsCloth talkPJ Tucker's fit cost the Knicks Game 6Losing teams Super Bowl t-shirtsRob Dyrdek, Chanel Westcoast, The "Fantasy" FactoryRoom Taken movieTop 5 places to get arrestedNightcoreWWE talkIceJJFishText us
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Ep. 54 - Red Rolls White Ceiling
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Officially mandated JO roomsSoundboard suggestionsHad To SeltzerMexican Navy Crashes into the Brooklyn BridgeNorth KoreaRobert Schwartzman crashes into pit crew420Short order cooks with knife tattooDon't have your wedding on Memorial Day weekendThe GameCan't wait for ChristmasSkip BaylissEminem went to rehab for eating dookieNicotine talkWe are the most woke podcastMr. Owl Rule 34Tony JohnsThey're getting rid of the pennyRed Rolls White CeilingText us
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Ep. 53 - The Had 2-Man
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Slims died. Listen to find out how!
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Ep. 52 - Davidoff Cool Water Presents: The Soundboard Orchestra (1 Year Anniversary)
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Get your Davidoff Cool Water and grab a keyboard, its been a year of Had To!
Stephen A. SmithKobe-ing a turd from the showerHead n ShouldazTony Johns updateGay stuffGetting laid offWork party foodJorkin it @ work"What's worse?" The Bunk Bed DebateSmokin dookiesSympathy pussyDying over a video gameON STICK pillArby's experienceHardcore PawnSkip BaylissTaking auditions for the Had To QuartetMedicine commercialsText us
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Ep. 51 - Choppette Olympics
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Tinder TalkPistons lose playoff seriesCo-worker storiesSlims trip to AustinElectric cars/UbersTurkish woman at the Vegas airportTravel stories100 men vs a gorilla debateBaseball talkStephen A. Smith on General HospitalMeeting Art Briles, former head coach of BaylorF1 Miami Grand PrixText us
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Ep. 50 - Toilet Humor
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Pistons down 3-1 to the Knicks
Flint is Detroit's badass little brother
Toilet humor
Taylor Swift; Katy Perry
The Rehearsal
Shannon Sharp allegations
Watching/dubbing movies on mushrooms
The Art of the Wedgie
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Ep. 49 - Episode 420 (feat. Dame)
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History of the Moon PieBringing toys to the barChoosing weed over everythingPets that are red flags to ownHad To vs. R Kelly resultsWrestling talkDetroit Pistons playoff lossTony Johns and other Instagram schizosDo magicians have a union?The crossover between gay strip clubs and roller skating rinksOpen pole dance nightDifference between shipping and handlingLemme get a Big BufordHaving a second family is crazyWhat if you had to die to nutFaking your deathAaron Rodgers -> Rizzler Wikipedia ChallengeBlowed talk!Text us
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Ep. 48 - Fly Like an Eagle
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Fake Buffs Night at the Pistons gameAin't nobody reading the QuranSlims trip to LAVideo Game TalkHad To gets copyrightedWhat if R Kelly was in his prime in the cell phone eraSlims beat his shit on the planeCriss Angel vs. David Blaine1 in 3 people...LowTierGodThe impending crash of the video game marketEuropean peopleSpace Jam was ass and Michael Jordan is a yellow-eyed bastardNational Weed AnthemStephen A. Smith talks to MacklemoreText us
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Ep. 47 - BBW vs. PAWG
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Weekend updateThe mallAustin's dreamOops! All Berries conspiracyMinecraft MovieInstagram musicKarl Jobst lost lawsuit to Billy MitchellYappinText us
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Ep. 46 - Orlanodo Magic City
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Storm alert!Tony JohnsBackyard Baseball now on mobileStephen A. Smith answers fan mailStrip club reviewsGrindr check-inUFC Undisputed 2010Pistons and the Dan Campbell effectRIP Barry AllenAustin hits a parlayYankees new batSlims first gray hairMen have their own cyclesShould we get a wax?Mario Superstar BaseballLionel Coin BankOrlanodo BrownThe Favorites folderText us
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Ep. 45 - Farm-to-Table (feat. J-Bird)
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No Flair today, but we do got Jay.
Filling Jay in on Aaron the PlumberTikTok Live fake donationsKanye WestSMPPistons talkAustin made Bruce Brown upsetTigers Opening DayDoorDash Pay Later featureFarm-to-table rantREAL TALKText us
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Ep. 44 - Prison-Exclusive Ramen Flavors
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What's the maximum age to complain about fake friends?Elon MuskDave Blunts knows about the podcastDavid GuettaFrance vs ChinaBig Baller BrandStephen A. Smith on BalatroLance Stroll OWNS FerrariImam PeterScientologyMale vs Female wing-manReal TalkCashing your check at the liquor storeEverything is expensive now except weed and TV'sMartin CabelloPrison exclusive ramen flavorsNFL talkNik-L-Nip MovieThe Shaggy D.A.Text us
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Ep. 43 - In a Real Way
What about 8 inches and thickAI religionThe mallAre you Team LeBron? Or Team Stephen A?LeBron Barber Shop for 2 hours or first half of Mein Kampf@starlynn313Travis Scott on RawAaron the PlumberReal TalkIconic WWE songsWeâve regressedModern musicIdk man
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Ep. 42 - Pooping on the Slide
HadToVision⢠(?)Mariah CareyPower, Empire, etc.Skip BaylessCyber ChaseRule 34 Facebook Group for Beggars Part 2Austin went to TWO Pistons gamesPee (And Poop Too!)What would your last meal on death row be?Mac ân Cheese
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Ep. 41 - Your Honor, I Wasn't There And Neither Were You
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Gambling at workThe NBA Hot TubDJ Mustard's real nameThe Hannah Montana / Metro Station connectionWhen Jewish people discovered the everlasting GobstopperMichel Lotito AKA Mr. Eat-AllThe Corner: Hosted by Rob LoweFuck & the CityHow to defend Diddy on trialR Kelly prison photos surfaceJim Ross curses men to Hell over fake fightingThe Mental Dread hatBinky partiesWestworldShannon Sharpe & Chad OchocincoAir soft guns, Legos, and other toysâTHATâS GAAAAHBAGE!âNew York Yankees new facial hair policyNational Garden of American HeroesThe Kanye Stem PlayerText us
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Ep. 40 - The Longest Most Expensive Episode Yet (feat. J-Bird)
Friend of the show and Kansas City Chiefs fan Jay joins us in a two-part episode that takes place on Saturday (2/8) and Tuesday (2/11)
Part 1
Austin and Jay are Chiefâd up for the Super BowlBegging for money Facebook groupGoober grapeQuaaludes vs. AmbienKetamineAmerican Woman stuck in PakistanModern Warfare 2Disney WorldDan Campbell said hi to Producer HanHardcore Pawn & other dumb showsGhost poops vs Trouble-makersWhich side of the family do you get your penis from?Getting sold a lemon George Bush âThe ShoeingâPrank call this number (248) 583-7155
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Super Bowl outcome...Ep. 39 - The Hungry Men Podcast (feat. George)
Longtime listener and friend of the show, George joins us on the Hungry Man podcast
George brings PizzBlooming onion, Hungry Man, and other unrelated foodsD.C. plane crash conspiracyAustin's mock trial experienceBig, fat Detroit woman sues LyftUber driver hacksFlubberLive leaksAlcoholic stories pt. 2Kodak Black appreciationMagician talkGeorge pulls out a comically large italian subAustin went to a Pauly D concertJake the Snake loreShout-out Rich PianaSuper Bowl plansWhat's the best homeless sign you've seen?Text us
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Ep. 38 - Seafood Boil at the Movie Theater
Cedar Point international employees
Flat Earthers proven wrongÂ
Woke Mario
âSlursâ
Chaldean car detailing businesses
Hot Ones (but itâs poisonous insect bites)
Sneaking food into the movies
Austinâ birthday
The art of snippets
Turkish bathhouse
Lions lost, go Chiefs
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Ep. 37 - Research Purposes (feat. Hatch [The Dearly Beloveds Podcast])
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Hatch from The Dearly Beloveds podcast joins us as todays esteemed guest
PokerFuture of podcasting Facebook jail TikTok banOnlyFans addictionBankruptcy Lot lizardsTikTok banHatch was at 2021 Bills Chiefs gameWhy Austin wonât watch Game of Thrones Erotic Football LeagueMusicWho better? Sylvester Stallone or Arnold SchwarzeneggerWe are godsHatch defends DJ Akademiks Trying to make a reservation at Buffalo Wild Wings Stud talkText us
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Ep. 36 - The Out Cold Awards
WELCOME LISTENERS, TO THE OUT COLD AWARDS!
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Ep. 35 - The Faraji Files (feat. Dame)
Short episode due to time constraint - will resume regularly scheduled programming next week.Â
Next week will be the Out Cold Awards.
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Ep. 34 - Oh, the Misery
What up this Had To we off the nitrousÂ
Josh, worldoftshirtsSafe words / why women like true crimeCoworker musicToilet etiquette NYEAndy ElliottAVN awardsStrip club reviewsNew Yearâs resolutionsCooked RecordsWho better? Chris Hansen or Scott Hanson Shaq and Shannon Sharpe SpongeBob SquarePantsFacebookGrown men enjoying little baby thingsStealing from WalmartÂText us
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Ep. 33 - It All Goes Back to 2011 (Christmas Special)
I should text herR Kelly National AnthemNFL Fever vs. RobloxAllen Iverson at Greektown StoryTippingTSR (That's So Raven)Bar MitzvahsBarstool Shark TankChristmasShark GogglesCooked Records: Shameik Moore vs. Travis HunterIt all goes back to 2011@filmreel164Buzzfeed sold Hot OnesProgressive back-up husband commercialChristmas songs
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Ep. 32 - Xanta Clause is Coming to Monster Jam
- Austin did some donuts
- Audio porn
- Facebook singles groups
- Geoff Keighley
- New Jersey drones
- Stephen A. Smith on waifu's
- Who better?: Joe Burrow or Joe Budden
- Drag Queen Wrestling
- Monster trucks
- Xanta Clause
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Ep. 31 - Losing Hope (feat. Dame)
Spotify WrappedUnited Health CEO AssassinationHarvey Weinstein Paying bills Hardcore PawnDemanding sushi customersCats vs. Dogs Wrestling with your boysMr. BeastChris HansenTechnical difficulties
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Ep. 30 - World Series of Stroker
- Nightmare/Dream blunt rotations
- Who would win in a fight?
- Dave Blunts
- Captain Underpants
- F1 talk
- Homeless ppl vs. Ugly ppl
- Josh
- Jon Taffer
- Poker addiction
- Roller blading, etc.
- What's 1 way you don't want to be found dead?
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Ep. 29 - "Have It Your Way" Tuesday
We forgot to talk about Thanksgiving
- Get your girl a dozen roses
- Young Jamie tell-all exposĂŠ
- Ordering all flats will be the end of the world
- Next week we will do ketchup and mustard blind taste tests
- Bring back the Indigenous Land o Lakes girl
- Have It Your Way Tuesday
- Chiefs barely beat the Panthers
- Drake vs. Dave Blunts
- Kentavious Caldwell-Pope named his son Knowledge
- Would you rather have a female bartender/server or a man?
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Ep. 28 - What is a Body?
Question of the week: What constitutes "a body"?
- What is a body? What's cheating?
- Boxing/UFC weekend
- Rizzler's name EXPOSED
- Truckers talk to themselves
- Buford's Big Backery
- The boys trip in LA
- r/CrumblCookies, r/StepParenting, etc.
- Cigarettes
- Austin called the cops
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Ep. 27 - The Death of Dewmocracy
- Favorite flash games
- Football talk
- Mandatory fast food talk
- Cringe DJ
- Sex Talk Hotlines
- The 2024 Presidential Election and its effects on Mountain Dew
- Wordle
- Austin gets his Instagram comment privileges back
- Vsauce
- David Blaine
Question of the week:
What's your favorite video game/movie soundtrack?Â
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Ep. 26 - Naked at the Polls
Live election podcast with a soundboard
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Ep. 25 - Put a Girl On (feat. Andie)
Austin's gf Andie joins us as today's guest
- Halloween special
- Video game talk
- Austin tried his first Zyn
- Cyberpunk anime
- Unwarranted dick pics
- Wikifeet
- Slims ex was on Detroit Streetwalkers
- Fernando Alonso and Slims both have Poland syndrome
- Tear free shampoo
- Warped Tour
- Trump on Joe Rogan
- Costco Guys
- Sherbert vs. Sherbet
- Teletubbies talk
- Sit your white ass down and listen (to The Cleveland Show)
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Ep. 24 - Had To Makes an OnlyFans (feat. Adam)
Austin's big brother Adam joins the pod
- School schedule at Freak Academy
- White people phrases tier list
- Darius
- Chicken talk
- Slims catfished someone on YikYak
- Han's birthday party
- We're making an OnlyFans
- Online gambling
- Jon Taffer: Strip Club Rescue
- Karaoke bar stories
- Benadryl
- Football players should kiss
Question of the week: What's your signature flavor?
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Ep. 23 - Had To Echo Sax Remix
- Chromeo concert; Austin hates The Midnight
- Baseball talk
- Austin got a girlfriend
- No Jumper
- Cake talk
- Han made chili; Austin hates onions
- Swallowing gum
- Blood & Piss
- Neil Degrasse Tyson
- The military offers free sex toys
- Big news
- We believe in Joe Hendry
- Phone number in our episode description DOES WORK.
Question of the week:
Are you #PickyNation or a #RealEater?
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Ep. 22 - Confused Brothers
Han's back!
- Chipotle lore
- Football talk
- Austin airs a grievance
- Coyote Joe's
- Soda talk
- Halloween costumes
- NFL Blitz 2000
- Beard talk
- NFL on Fox theme should be the national anthem
- Galaxy Gas
- What's the worst car trend?
- Best/worst vanity plates you've seen?
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Ep. 21 - Had To Goes Hollywood (feat. Tone)
Tone joins us as today's guest,Â
check out his clothes on Instagram and TikTok: @broken__ego
- Stephen A. Smith on body pillows
- Throat tattoos. Ayyooo?
- Young Thug almost gets a mistrial
- Adult film addiction
- Football and Rap talk
- VladTo
- Fortnite lore videos
- Obligatory fast food talk
- Funk Flex T.I. diss
- Celebrity height
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