The Drew Lane Show

Dakota Johnson won’t shut up about her sex life, Halle Berry loses in court, Tom Brady’s team photo, Dylan Larkin suspended, Rolling Stone’s Top 200 Rock Songs of The 21st Century, Maz “shoes up”, and Jim’s Picks: Top 10 “Perfect” Songs. Breaking News: Halle Berry lost her ass in court. The Cornell 7 are asking for things. They want Letitia James removed as Special Prosecutor. Tom Brady’s wiener is super busy with models again. Matthew Perry’s Boys Will Be Boys is the worst show to ever air on television. Brand New Bonerline. Dakota Johnson & MGK are having the best sex ever. W...

“The One About Matthew Perry” premiered on Netflix, Alexander Brothers sentenced to 30 years, Joe Buck v. Troy Aikman, Kordell Stewart Slash & Burn doc on HBO, Nicolas Cage fails as John Madden and Corey Feldman’s stuck in the last row. RIP Donnie Iris. If Stevie Wonder could see what Carmen Efferson has done with his LA home, he’d be really angry. Sports: Creepy kicker Justin Tucker gets a 2nd chance with the Kansas City Chiefs. Kerby Joseph has returned to Detroit Lions practice. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are beefing. The Manning Brothers > Pat McAfee. Dan Orlovsky has no idea wha...

Paul Pierce NBA millions are gone, Best Screams in Music History, creepy Thomas Markle, Chris Brown spared jail, and Drew’s on Ozempic. PLUS – WATP Karl with Opie’s hack Halloween bits, Howard Stern’s C**ktober, and the show that replaced us on WLLZ. 100.3 WNIC begins playing Christmas music next Thursday. Jay Towers, meanwhile, has Bobby Brown’s son working him out in the gym. RIP: Former NHL player Ron Duguay passed. Star of Kate & Alice Susan Saint James passed. Tom Skerritt passed. WNBA Drama: Victories are dedicated to ‘the gays’. Robin Roberts is livid that the WNBA means nothing and ha...

Detroit Lions win a wacky NFL game, Eli Zaret in-studio, entitled Britt McHenry fired, YouTuber Ethan Klein’s affair ends his show, Stevie Wonder evicts girlfriend, and Meghan Markle’s victory lap over the horrific Thomas Markle allegations. Eli drops by to recap the Detroit Lions victory of the Green Bay Packers. GB RB Josh Jacobs makes his triumphant return to the NFL. GB K Trey Smack is bad at kicking footballs. A tough Minnesota Vikings defense comes to town next week. TE Sam LaPorta still has a little drama surrounding him. Aaron Rodgers popped off on the NFL after a Pit...

Theo Von’s Netflix special gets panned, Justice for Nolan Wells march, more Shane Gillis fallout, Kid Rock’s new album, the most catfished woman, a new Bonerline, Maz on Sports, and Jim’s Picks: Top 10 Most Overrated 1970s bands. Milwaukee Brewers fans are getting screwed by The Golden Ticket. Cashier gets accused of being racist at Buffalo Wild Wings. Some people are saying the woman taking the video was racist. Nolan Wells is ALL ABOUT social media and getting views. Thai Rivera is on the case. Some people are saying Theo Von’s special on Netflix was BRUTAL! What do you t...

Buzzfeed takes on Travis Kelce over lame 15-year-old tweets, Prince Harry’s know-it-all GQ interview, Demonic North West, Antonio Brown to do stand-up, Carrot Top returns to the stage, Jay-Z picks himself for Super Bowl Halftime, and Spike & Hank interview Taryn Asher. The World Series is set with the Milwaukee Brewers vs the Tampa Bay Rays. Carrot Top made his return to the Luxor stage in Las Vegas following a suicide attempt. Drew caught Trudi’s newest favorite movie, Animals. Drew is not impressed. Christina Applegate does not have MS anymore. Jay-Z has chosen himself as the next Super Bowl Half...

Tot Mom lectures about Shane Gillis & the death penalty, Michael McDonald’s long-lost son, Meghan Markle v. Netflix, J Lo quits acting, The Tale of Norm Macdonald, Coach Brendan Schaub, Karen v. Karen, and we got our 50,000 YouTube subs. We have reached 50,000 subscribers on YouTube. Thank you and shout out to those sending gifts that confuse Drew. Mo can drive you anywhere you want. You should hire him. Reminder that Trudi is making a paid appearance without us at Eloise Asylum in Westland. Singer Michael McDonald was laying pipe at 13-years-old & just met the kid he gave up for adoption. Ka...

Elon Musk’s flying Roadster, Eli Zaret joins us after a Michigan QB change, Prince Harry & Meghan’s Nottingham failure, OJ Simpson’s accomplice, Corey Feldman’s Angel contract, and Trudi gets a stalker Eli Zaret stops by to recap the Michigan Wolverine’s victory over Penn State. Tommy Carr > Bryce Underwood. Indiana lost in epic fashion to Ohio State. Notre Dame was kinda screwed. A 24-team college football playoff is stupid. Jahmyr Gibbs vs Barry Sanders: Who ya got? Detroit Lions DB Kerby Joseph is getting paid a lot to do nothing. The Detroit Red Wings are playing ok but they hav...

The Markles are coming back to America for the Holidays & Drew’s mental health is at risk, Dave Landau graces us with his presence, Shane Gillis is angering all the WOKE FAKE influencers, Diddy has a broken head, and Kelly Clarkson does her best Ellen DeGeneres impression. The Shane Gillis joke just won’t go away. Unfunny woke idiots are so mad about it and won’t let it go. Sorry. Shane is going to be just fine and much more successful than you. Russell Brand’s trial is probably going to go great for him. Bella Hadid has a whore co...

Shane Gillis under attack for his SNL monologue, WATP Karl joins us after Stuttering John lost his lolsuit, Selma Blair arraigned, Gypsy Rose Blanchard beefing with sister-in-law, James Charles makes himself cry, Pablo Torre takes on Kelly Clarkston, and Miley Cyrus is basically a dude. Pablo Torre is getting to the bottom of the Kelly Clarkson bird battle. Dane Cook’s documentary is out on Apple TV. You can buy it if you are wealthy. In short, he has a really bad brother. Lyla eats gum live on the show. The Cornell 7 story doesn’t make fraternities look very good. Jane...

Kelly Clarkson beefing online with a novelty store, Selma Blair’s plane meltdown, Mike Love: Surfin’ USA Sitting Down, nepo-baby Dan Levy v. Shane Gillis, Cornell 7, Diddy rushed to hospital and Man v. Tiger. Happy Columbus Day to everyone except Zohran Mamdani. Marc doesn’t understand the Banana Bowl championship- is it dancing or baseball? Dying Celebrities: Barry Manilow is not able to complete his shows because he is feeble. Some people are saying Mike Love is dying ASAP. Frankie Valli remains hidden by the mob. Nepo-babies Hannah Einbinder & Dan Levy are upset at Shane Gillis and his “misogynistic” SNL monologue...