Holodeck Divas - A Star Trek Podcast
From the creators of Dark Side Divas, join Stef (The Woman) and Chris (The Gay Guy) to discuss one of their favorite Science Fiction Series: Star Trek! Armed with their savage wit, charm, and trademark adult humor, join the Divas as they celebrate the different shows that make up the Star Trek universe.
Diva Trek TNG - Yesterday's Enterprise
We go from something we didn't like, to something we love. In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the celebrated Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Yesterday's Enterprise" (s3e15). This episode is one of those Star Trek episodes where time is messed with, and we see what happens when Romulans are assholes and cause a time rift to happen. Everything on the Enterprise changes, and there's only one person who knows something is wrong. Listen to hear what the divas have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - A Matter of Perspective
In one of the craziest episodes Stef and Chris have ever recorded, in this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "A Matter of Perspective" (s3e14). Commander Riker is accused of murder, but does any of it make any sense? Why is this episode considered a "bottle episode?" TRIGGER WARNING: We do discuss sexual harassment and violence in this episode. What do the divas have to say? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - Deja Q
The divas have returned! Also Q is back! What!? In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Deja Q" (s3e13). A lot of famous Star Trek GIFs originated from this episode, and for good reason! It turns out this is one of the funnier episodes, but it has a surprisingly deep Sci-Fi conundrum. What do the divas think about this episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - The High Ground
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The High Ground" (s312). Dr. Crusher is crushing it in this episode, though she does get kidnapped. This episode didn't turn out the way most of the show runners wanted, plus Stef and Chris may agree with some of them. Listen to hear why!
Diva Trek TNG - The Hunted
The crew of the Enterprise deal with a different kind of super soldier, and this episode has a lot to say about on how war veterans are treated. Couldn't have anything to do with our real life, right? RIGHT?! Anyway.... In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Hunted" (s3e11). Captain Picard may be welcoming a new world into the federation, but there's some moral questions about how they treat their soldiers. Does this episode hold up? Listen to the episode and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - The Defector
We love a good messy Romulan episode!
The crew of the Enterprise suddenly receive a urgent communication from a Romulan Scout Ship who is being chased by a Romulan Warbird. What is going on?! In this episode of Holodeck divas we discuss the thrilling Star Trek The Next Generation episode "The Defector" (s310). In a episode that mirrors the historical events of the Cuban Missle Crisis, Jean Luc Picard must decide what actions to take and feels the weight of history as his decisions could lead the Federation into war with the Romulan Empire...
Diva Trek TNG - The Vengeance Factor
It is the official position of the diva's podcast network to support women's wrongs, especially when they are seeking revenge for the death of their family. Isn't that fun?! In this episode of Holodeck divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Vengeance Factor" (s3e9). The crew of the Enterprise discovers that a federation spaceport was attacked, with people badly injured, and it turns out the cast of Mad Max with bad mullets did it. What will the divas think about this episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - The Price
Warning for this episode: One of the divas don't like this episode. Actually they hate this episode. Guess which one?
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Price" (s3e8). Councilor Troi wants chocolate, but instead she gets a super manipulative and narcissistic lover. Meanwhile a group of delegates are debating over who owns the supposedly stable space hole. This is the actual plot of the episode y'all. We aren't making it up. Listen to hear more!
Diva Trek TNG - The Enemy
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Enemy" (s3e7). The Enterprise discovers a strange message that leads them to a storm planet where a few Romulans crashed, and things get intense from there. The themes of this episode are very timely. What do the divas think of this episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - Booby Trap
Hehe the word "Booby" is in the title, and that's the level of maturity we are going to bring to this episode. For this edition of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Holodeck Divas episode we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Booby Trap" (s3e6). Geordi wants to find love, and accidently predicts the rise of men who will become addicted to their AI bots. Meanwhile the entire Enterprise is in a lot of danger and everyone is going to die of radiation. Oh no! Listen to hear what the divas have to say about this...
Diva Trek TNG - The Bonding
Y'all we are back from hiatus and we are talking about death, and how we SHOULD feel about it. Oh my.
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Bonding" (s3e5). Just a reminder: This is a show about our opinions, and it's just our opinions. If you love this episode, great! There is nothing sexist or racist about this episode, it's just VERY uncomfortable and it is deeply triggering for one of the co-hosts. Worf leads a group to a world that has...
Diva Trek TNG - Who Watches the Watchers?
What IS the prime directive? What are the moral implications of violating a less developed society? What happens when people worship you as a god? In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Who Watches the Watchers" (s3e4). Small spoiler, this wasn't the divas favorite season 3 episode, and they explain why. We do see a lot of Picard grandstanding, and maybe the writers of the episode didn't like religion very much? Listen and find out what Stef and Chris have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - The Survivors
More colonists are under attack!
The crew of the Enterprise receive a distress call from a group of colonists, but discover a world that has already been destroyed. Someone has survived though! In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Survivors" (s3e3). A few legends make an appearance in this episode, and we go through their gigantic resumes. We also see what happens with Picard plays things close to the chest. How did Stef and Chris feels about this episode? Listen and find out! <...
Diva Trek TNG - Ensigns of Command
A group of aliens who are evil blankets want the Enterprise to move a group of human colonists in three days, or else everyone dies! That really is the plot of this episode. For this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Ensigns of Command" (s3e2). Data has to be a negotiator, but it doesn't come easy for him. Someone also has a huge crush on him and it feels weird. What else do the divas have to say about this episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - Evolution
We have reached the third season!
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation season 3 premire "Evolution" (s3e1). Wesley accidently lets his experiment eat the entire Enterprise, while another doctor is obsessed with an exploding star. Speaking of doctors, we see the return of another doctor! How did Stef and Chris feel about the episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek - Shades of Grey
We finish season 2, with an episode that is VERY divisive in the Star Trek fandom. In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the season 2 finale episode of Star Trek - The Next Generation "Shades of Grey" (s2e22). Commander Riker was stabbed by a beast claw, and we suddenly have a clip show. That really is the plot and if you want further explanation, you'll have to listen to this episode!
Diva Trek TNG - Peak Performance
Why does this episode remind us of Nintendo's power glove? Remember the power glove?! Anyway, in this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Peak Performance" (s2e21). There is a famous "that guy" who is overseeing a crazy war game exercise which pits Captain Picard and Commander Riker against each other. Riker recruits a group of people from the Enterprise and encourages them to improv, which is basically cheating. What do the divas say about this episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - The Emissary
The crew of the Enterprise is tasked with capturing a mysterious box… which just so happens to contain Worf’s ex-girlfriend. In this episode of Holodeck Divas, Stef and Chris dive into Star Trek: The Next Generation’s “The Emissary” (S2E20), where a crew of Klingons wakes up after decades of cryosleep and immediately decides the Federation is still the enemy.
As if that weren’t enough, Worf is suddenly talking about marriage. Honor, war, awkward romance, and some truly wild Klingon energy. What do Stef and Chris make of it all? Hit play and find out.
Diva Trek TNG - Manhunt
Trigger Warning for this episode:Â We know this episode demonstrates a lot of problematic behavior, and all things being equal, we would be outraged. Alas, it's a Lwaxana Troi episode! We explain early in the episode. In this episode of Holodeck Divas, we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Manhunt" (s2e19). Lwaxana Troi is looking for a mate, while the Enterprise's crew is responsible for escorting her to a summit since she's now an ambassador. Meanwhile, there are weird assassin fish people. Listen to this podcast to hear what Stef and Chris have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - Up the Long Ladder
Oh no Worf is sick, and then he isn't. We aren't sure what that has to do with the rest of the story, but Worf getting sick does happen. In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Up the Long Ladder" (s2e18). Stef and Chris were extra chaotic in this episode, and that should tell you how they feel about the episode, though there's some fun stuff to talk about. Listen to hear what the divas have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - Samaritan Snare
What does Picard having heart issues have to do with Geordi being kidnapped? Absolutely nothing, and that's part of the problem with this episode. In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Samaritan Snare" (s2e17). Spoiler Warning: This wasn't our favorite episode. Listen to hear why!
Diva Trek TNG - Q Who?
We knew Q was going to be in the episode because of the title, but we didn't know it was THAT episode! In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Q Who?" (s2e16). Q shows up to the Enterprise to cause some chaos, but is he actually doing something good? We witness the debut of one of the scariest villains in all of Sci-Fi. Listen to what the divas have to say about this important episode.
Diva Trek TNG - Pen Pals
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Pen Pals" (s2e15). The Enterprise travels to a system no one has been to yet, and every planet is about to explode. Wesley receives his first command, and Data introduces all of the sci-fi conundrums! What do the divas have to say about this episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - The Icarus Factor
TRIGGER WARNING: We are talking about abusive parents in this episode, which Stef and Chris may make a bunch of dark jokes about (it's a defense mechanism).
Is suffering from "daddy issues" the same thing as a Sci-Fi conundrum? Let's fine out! In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Icarus Factor" (s2e14). We meet William Riker's Dad, and things go sideways very fast, but Dr. Pulaski seems to be in love with him. WHAT?! At least there's an enjoyable Worf-related B plot. Listen...
Diva Trek TNG - Time Squared
Small spoiler for this episode: This wasn't our favorite episode but we're told we are very entertaining when we don't like a episode. In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss another Maurice Hurley written episode of Star Trek - The Next Generation, Time Squared (s2e13). Captain Picard suddenly has a totally different personality, and Riker can't make a omelett (which has nothing to do with the rest of the story). Join us as we "celebrate" this episode of TNG.
Diva Trek TNG - The Royale
What happens when members of the Enterprise are trapped in a second rate novel that doesn't make any sense? In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Royale" (s2e12). The Enterprise discovers that a group of Klingons found something strange near a planet that has pee storms, and it turns out it is an artifact from the 21st century. Listen to this episode to hear what Stef and Chris have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - Contagion
Captain Picard visits his friend, he dies, but the jokes just keep on coming. Wait what?! That's actually a thing that happens in the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Contagion" (s2e11). Small spoiler, the divas actually liked this episode but it clearly had some problems, which we assume is due to the season 2 production rush. There are a few great moments in this episode, and some that are...well...you should listen to the episode to find out!
Diva Trek TNG - The Dauphin
Why is there an evil bear?! In this episode of Holodeck Divas, we go from the highest of highs to whatever this episode is. We discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Dauphin" (s2e10). The Enterprise must escort a girl and her bodyguard to a different planet so she can become a leader of her people and end of civil war, but instead of exploring any of those concepts we decide to make this a story about Wesley Crusher's first love. WHAT?! There are some good moments that the divas talk about. Listen to what...
Diva Trek TNG - The Measure of a Man
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation Episode "The Measure of a Man" (s2e9). This episode is widely regarded as one of the first great Next Generation episodes, and is often listed in a top 10 "best episode" list. Data is being told that he is going to be taken a part for science, with no guarantee that he can be put back together. Thus ignites a debate (and trial) over Data, and whether or not he is a sentient being. Naturally the divas take the time to insert some bad...
Diva Trek TNG - A Matter of Honor
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "A Matter of Honor" (s2e8). Stef and Chris love Klingons, so the thirst is real in this episode. Riker goes on a "student exchange program" and becomes the first officer on a Klingon ship, while the Enterprise receives a new crew member who vapes a lot. What do the divas think about this episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - Unnatural Selection
The crew of the Enterprise is faced with a dilemma, trying to figure out why an entire ship of people died of old age at the same time. Meanwhile, Picard decides that now is a great time to do a performance evaluation for the new doctor. Does this episode hold up? Listen to hear what the divas have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - The Schizoid Man
In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "The Schizoid Man" (s2e6). In this episode Chris makes a major correction that basically explains how chaotic the production of season 2 was. Then we jump right into the episode. Data is being taken over, again, by a crazy scientist who is also a sexist. How will the rest of the crew deal with it, and do Stef and Chris think this is a good episode? Listen and find out!
Diva Trek TNG - Loud as a Whisper
What happens when a polycule gets blown up during a negotiation and no one has any common sense what-so-ever? You get the Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Loud as a Whisper," (s2e5). The show tried to do some good by being inclusive and have a story featuring people with different disabilities, but the script had some issues. Listen to the episode to hear what Stef and Chris have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - The Outrageous Okona
Are you ready for a outrageous episode? We are talking about this episode of Holodeck divas, not the Star Trek we are about to cover, and if you listen you'll hear why!
We discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation Episode "The Outrageous Okona." The Enterprise picks up a pirate, who has a terrible wig and a libedo that impresses Riker. Picard wishes for death as we head into a bad version of a Romeo and Juliet show. Listen to hear why!
Diva Trek TNG - Elementary Dear Data
Is it this episode not just "elementary" but good? We have good news for you! In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - Next Generation Episode "Elementary Dear Data," (s2e3). We get our first official holodeck adventure and everyone is excited to be LARPing, except maybe Worf. Join Stef and Chris as they discuss why they enjoy this episode so much!
Diva Trek TNG - Where Silence Has Lease
What does the name of the episode have to do with the story? We don't know either. WE ARE BACK Y'ALL! In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Where Silence Has Lease" (s2e2). In the episode, things happen we think? We know that there are holes, and where there are holes the divas are sure to make jokes about it. Listen to hear what the divas have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - The Child
Season 2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation kicks off… with a forced pregnancy plotline. So yeah, we're not off to a great start.
In this episode of Holodeck Divas, we dive into “The Child” (S2E1), where Counselor Deanna Troi becomes mysteriously pregnant and absolutely no one handles it well, including the writers. Stef begins to question her entire relationship with Star Trek, while Chris gleefully points out plot holes you could fly a starship through.
Let’s just say: it’s not our favorite episode.
Trigger warning:Â We discuss some...
Diva Trek TNG - The Neutral Zone
We are at the end of season 1 of Star Trek The Next Generation. Is the final episode worthy of Star Trek greatness, or does it match the energy of the entire season? Also why are we repeating storylines? Join Stef and Chris as they discuss the Star Trek TNG episode "The Neutral Zone" (s1e26). The name implies there are Romulans, so we can't wait to see an entire episode dedicated to only Romulans. Right? RIIIGGHHTT?
Diva Trek TNG - Conspiracy
The Federation is in trouble! In this episode of Holodeck Divas we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Conspiracy" (s1e25). Captain Picard receives an urgent message with from an old friend, and is informed of a conspiracy happening at the highest levels of the Federation. What is the conspiracy, and can the crew of the Enterprise stop it? Also why can't anyone just look at the back of people's head? Listen to hear what Stef and Chris have to say!
Diva Trek TNG - Skin of Evil
We have arrived at one of the most consequential television episodes in the history of Star Trek, but do The Divas like it? In this episode of Holodeck Divas, we discuss the Star Trek - The Next Generation episode "Skin of Evil" (s1e23). Deanna Troi's shuttle crashes on a planet that we have renamed "Viagra two," Picard is on a mission to save her. Unfortunatley, we see the death of a primary crew member and all kinds of weird shit happen with a giant slime monster. How do Stef and Chris feel about this episode? Listen and find...