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In this episode of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast we explore the concept of sexy versus chaste cruising, has cruising become more sexy or more chaste?

We chat about various cruise lines, ship vibes, food, entertainment, and onboard experiences. We compare Virgin, Cunard, Celebrity, Fred Olsen, and others to determine what makes a cruise line feel sexy, trendy, safe, or traditional, and you might be surprised who turns out to be "sexier" that we thought!

As usual we also chat about some of the recent cruise news story, and...

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In episode 53 we are going down a rabbit hole of Linzi's favourite topic, mysteries and conspiracies! Looking at cruise destinations that visit locations you'd find in episodes of Ancient Aliens, The Why Files or Ancient Apocalypse!  

To say Linzi is excited about this episode would be an understatement! 

As usual, we will also have a chat about recent cruise news and we have an absolute belter of a new song from Marky, check the end of the episode for the full length version. 

00:00 Introduction to Conspiracy Cruising

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In Episode 52 of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast we talk about one of our favourite topics. Food! 

And in particular the best dishes we've had on board, and what would make up our perfect fantasy meal. 

As usual we also have a chat about some of the more interesting recent cruise news stories, and another of Marky's Songs. This week the challenge was a musical number. 

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In the latest Cruise Cast we delve into our own personal cruising regrets, and poor choices. Discussing various experiences that left us wishing we had made different choices. 

From regrettable excursions to poor dining decisions and cabin selections, and even cruise ship choices. 

There will be a part 2 to this topic at some point, that may involve us have a few glasses of wine first to pluck up courage to tell those stories.

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In our 50th episode of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast we are celebrating all things romance, and look at the best cruise lines, ships and itineraries for that extra something special. 

 As usual we also take a look at some of the more recent cruise stories and another of Markys songs to play us out, with a romantic power ballad

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00:00 Setting the Mood for Romance

03:01 Romantic Ships and Destinations

12:45 The Allure of Sexy Ships

15:28 Intimacy in Smaller Ships

18:59 Ch...

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In the this episode we dive into the Fjords, looking at which ship or cruise line is best for doing this in Springtime from the UK, or Netherlands. We look at the value for money vs experience and which one we'd personally pick. 

With Dozens of different cruise ships and lines going to the Fjords each year, the costs and options are huge, and that't why we thought we'd have a bit of a deeper dive into this ofter asked question, about one of the worlds top bucket list vacations. 

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In episode 48 of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we discuss the various annoying and disrespectful behaviours observed on cruises, such as loud FaceTime calls in restaurants, smoking in non-designated areas, and children running in adult-only zones. We also take a look at some of the more interesting recent cruise news stories and as usual end with one of Markys Songs

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In the latest cruise cast, we are having are diving into the best new cruise ships for 2026. The newest cruise ships that are due to launch in 2026, River, Ocean and Yacht cruising. 

We are also looking at our own cruising plans for 2026 and announcing our next upcoming cruise. And Marky was challenged to create a Ibiza classic song for this week to celebrate our upcoming Virgin Group cruise which overnights on the Island in June 2026.

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In this episode, Linzi and Mark dive into common cruising myths, aiming to debunk or confirm them. 

Discussing topics such as seasickness, boredom on cruises, the misconception that cruising is only for older people, and the belief that cruises are floating petri dishes. They also touch on the inclusivity of cruise packages, the environmental impact of cruises, and the idea that inside cabins are windowless dungeons. 

The episode concludes with some cruise news, including updates on new cruise destinations and changes in cruise line policies.

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In this episode of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we delve into the various big gambles you can take when booking a cruise vacation, and nothing to do with the Casino or Bingo. 

From guaranteed cabins to mystery cruises and maiden voyages. We discuss the risks and rewards of each option, share personal experiences, and include a very cheeky cruise confession. The episode wraps up with some cruise news, including a light-hearted story about social media influencers and a celebratory christening of a new cruise ship.

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In this episode, we delve into the world of cruise loyalty schemes, discussing their effectiveness, the perks they offer, and the changes happening within various cruise lines. We explore popular programs like Virgin's Sailing Club, Celebrity's Captain's Club, and Royal Caribbean's Crown & Anchor tiers, while also evaluating less effective programs. 

We look at the importance of delivering on promises made to loyal customers and we end with a discussion on what an ideal loyalty scheme would look like.

And as usual, take a look at some of the more i...

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In this episode of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast ,we explore the nuances of specialty dining on cruise ships, discussing what makes these dining experiences special, the expectations that come with them, and sharing personal anecdotes from their own dining experiences. 

Delving into the challenges and inconsistencies that can arise in specialty dining, emphasising the importance of quality and service. The conversation also touches on recent cruise news, including changes in itineraries and dining policies.

And we have another Marky Song!

00:00 Introduction to Specialty Dining
02:02 Defining S...

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In this episode, Linzi and Mark discuss the often overlooked topic of disappointing cruises. They explore the gap between expectations and reality, share personal experiences of disappointment, and delve into service quality and standards across different cruise lines. The conversation also touches on recent cruise news, including P&O's controversial changes to their adult-only ships and Virgin's new fare structure, which has sparked significant backlash. The episode concludes with updates on Marella's ship developments, leaving listeners with insights and reflections on their own cruising experiences.

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00:00 Introduction to Disappointing...

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In this episode of the Suite Nature Cruise Cast, we delve into the world of event cruising, discussing the value and experiences associated with cruises designed around specific events like the Northern Lights and eclipses.
Exploring the pros and cons of paying a premium for these unique experiences, share insights on other types of event cruises, and provide updates on the latest cruise news.

The conversation is even more light hearted than usual thanks to being recorded quite late on a saturday night and limoncello being involved 😂

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In episode 40 of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast we take a dive into Celebrity Cruises new River Cruiseing Options. 

Discussing pricing, onboard experiences, dining options, and unique features that set these cruises apart. They explore the spacious cabin designs and the destinations planned for the initial offerings, while also touching on industry news and the implications of cruise line decisions on itineraries.

00:00 Introduction to Celebrity River Cruises
02:43 Pricing and Booking Insights
05:35 Onboard Experience and Amenities
08:44 Dining Options and Culinary Experiences
11:36 Innovative Features a...

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In this episode, we delve into the world of "Cruising Muggles" people who've never cruised before, and have some common misconceptions or questions left unanswered. 

We also have a look at some of the recent cruise news storys, including unlimited margaritas, cruise debates and more 

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Have you ever booked a cruise excursion based on an enticing description, only to discover the reality falls disappointingly short? That's exactly what sparked our deep dive into excursion etiquette this week – a promised maze experience that turned out to be nothing more than a drive-by glimpse from a coach window.

Excursion descriptions often gloss over crucial details like how much time you'll actually spend at destinations versus traveling between them. We share our frustrations with this lack of transparency and discuss what cruise lines should disclose when selling these increasingly ex...

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Join us as we delve into the latest updates to the Princess Plus and Princess Premier packages. 

Discover what these changes mean for your next cruise, including the removal of premium desserts and juice bar access. Are these changes a deal-breaker, or do they enhance the value of your cruise experience?

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In this episode, Linzi and Mark discuss the evolving experience of dining on cruise ships, particularly focusing on the main dining rooms. They explore whether these dining experiences have lost their charm, especially with the rise of specialty dining options and changes in dining culture. The conversation also touches on recent cruise news, including the impact of cruise ship policies on passenger experiences.

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In this episode,We discuss the evolving nature of formal wear in cruising, questioning whether it is becoming outdated as cruise lines target a new generation of cruisers. 

We explore the historical context of formal wear on cruises, the current trends, and the potential future of themed nights. 

The conversation also includes updates on cruise news, including Royal Caribbean's new beach club and Carnival's switch from Pepsi to Coca-Cola. 

Additionally, we also touch on a new behind-the-scenes show about cruising, highlighting the balance between brand awareness and pot...

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In this episode of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we discuss the ins and outs of buying drinks packages on cruises and whether purchasing a beverage package, or not, is always the right decision. 

Weighing the pros and cons based on various scenarios such as port-intensive itineraries and weather conditions. As always we share personal anecdotes and with have a fantastic cruise confessions and wrap up this episode with a delve into some of the recent cruise news stories we found interesting, including celebrity godmothers, Carnival NOT banning something and explore t...

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In this episode of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we discuss the recent and continued cutbacks in the cruising industry, exploring various changes such as room service policies, dining experiences, and staffing levels. 

We delve into specific examples from cruise lines like Cunard, P&O and Princess, highlighting how these changes impact the overall value and experience for cruisers, or in fact, don't at all. 

The conversation also touches on cruise news, including Celebrity's ship refits and a legal battle with Skagway over new tax policies, as well as so...

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In this episode of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we discuss the challenges and considerations of booking a last-minute cruise and what compromises you might need to accept. 

We explore the balance between desperation and toleration when it comes to cabin choices, cruise lines, and dining options. The conversation also touches on recent cruise news, including updates on cruise lines and a light hearted take on a recent smuggling incident. 

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In this episode, we explore the concept of 'double dipping' in cruising, discussing whether it's worthwhile to revisit the same excursions, itineraries, and cruise ships.

Sharing our personal experiences and preferences, highlighting the joy of familiar favorites while also considering the value of new experiences. 

The conversation also touches on Royal Caribbean's recent overbooking issues and Celebrity Cruises' innovative date night offerings, showcasing the evolving landscape of the cruise industry.

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In episode 30 of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast we were inspired by JJ Cruises' recent solo cruises, to talk about whether some types of cruises are better solo, especially if one of you has more of an interest in a certain cruise type?

As usual, the Cruise Cast is recorded in real time, unscripted and unedited, so anything can happen, and we never quite know where a conversation is going to go

We also give our thoughts on a few of the recent cruise news stories to get our...

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Booking to go on a cruises Maiden voyage use to be a bucket list for many cruisers, but since 2020, so many of these first (or first few) cruises are having major issues. From entertainment and restaurants not being ready, to unfinished construction work, and even engine problems; and in Episode 29 of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we ask, "Is A Maiden Voyage Just Too Risky?"

We talk about our own experiences aboard maiden voyages, as well as looking at other more recent challenges with delays and problems such as NCL Aqua...

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In this episode, having just returned from our first Windstar Cruise, we explore the concept of luxury in travel, particularly focusing on whether luxury experiences are exclusive to smaller ships and yachts; or can the bigger ships compare? 

We share our personal experiences aboard a small yacht, discussing the exceptional service, culinary delights, and intimate entertainment options that contribute to a luxurious atmosphere. We look at the differences in service levels and food quality between small and large cruise ships

We also take a look at a few of t...

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In episode 27 of the Cruise Cast, which is also it's first anniversary, we are looking awkward moments experienced while cruising. 

As usual we share personal anecdotes and scenarios that highlight the humorous and uncomfortable situations that can arise on a cruise, from art galleries to dining experiences. 

As usual we also take a look at the some of the rcent recent cruise news, including the departure of a notable captain and the trial of a beverage package by Virgin Voyages.

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This episode of the Cruise Cast explores the seemingly ever increasing size of cruise ships, deliberating whether larger ships enhance or detract from the cruise experience. We discuss the balance between passenger convenience and the thrill of mega ships and we have a new Cruise Confession and our take on recent  cruise news.

00:00 Introduction to Cruise Ship Size
02:25 Pros of Larger Cruise Ships
09:59 Challenges of Big Ships in Ports
14:47 The Experience of Crowded Destinations
19:55 Cruise Confessions and Personal Stories
30:10 Cruise News and Innovations

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In this episode of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we delve into the topic of bedtime on cruises, discussing the importance of a comfortable bed, the best locations for sleep on a cruise ship, and the various cruise lines that offer the best sleeping experiences. 

We also touch on the role of TV in bedtime routines, the significance of night lights, and share exciting cruise news, including Celebrity's new river cruise venture and the development of a new cruise port in Belfast.

00:00 Setting the Mood for Bedtime on Cruises

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Ever imagined sailing the seas with your favorite sci-fi characters or rocking out at a Rock Festival at sea? Linz and Marky are your captains on a whimsical voyage through the world of themed cruises. We kick off with the allure of immersive experiences like the Star Trek cruise, where fans can mingle with celebrities and participate in exclusive activities, and compare it to other niche themes such as crafting or even solving puzzles on the "Puzzled About Everything" cruise. With the unique blend of rock and wrestling on Chris Jericho's Rock and...

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In our look back at our (nearly) first year of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we've put together our favourite bits, and some of our favourite (or least favourite) "Mood Music". 

With contributions from many of our special guest co-hosts too. 

Ever wondered if a catchy intro track could make or break a podcast episode? We certainly have, and our quest to find the perfect mood music has taken us on a wild ride, from the swashbuckling notes of Pirates of the Caribbean to the unexpected charm of an '8...

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Going on a Cruise over the festive season, or even over Christmas itself can seem like a dream vacation, but do these festive cruises live up to the promise, or are you left feeling like you got a lump of coal in your stocking?

Just off of our Queen Victoria Christmas Markets Cruise in December 2024, we thought it was the perfect time of year to discuss these festive cruises on the Suite Natured Cruise Cast. 

As well we look at some of the more recent news stories and give o...

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Ready to navigate the world of cruise drinks packages? We sat down with Gavin and Luke, the dynamic duo known as the Cruise Monkeys, to explore whether these packages are just for heavy drinkers or if they offer real value for budget-savvy travelers. Our chat uncovers how P&O's selection, including the intriguing Kung Fu Girl wine, can enhance your cruising experience. Plus, we dive into how these packages might nudge passengers toward more onboard spending, from shopping sprees to a few rounds at the casino after a cocktail or two.

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In episode 20 of the Suite Natured Cruise Cast, we discuss the best and worst cruise lines for first-time cruisers, focusing on families and couples. Sharing our personal experiences and insights on various cruise lines, including Royal Caribbean, Disney, Cunard, and Virgin. 

We also touch on the ideal length for a first cruise and another entertaining cruise confessions and our take on the recent cruise news.

00:00 Introduction to Cruising for First-Timers
00:46 Best Cruise Lines for Families
11:12 Worst Cruise Lines for Families
17:06 Best Cruise Lines for Couples
22:06 W...

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Join us on an exhilarating voyage through the world of premium cruising as we welcome Emma from Emma Cruises, who sheds light on the amazing "ship within a ship" concept. 
Discover the allure of exclusive areas, like private lounges and restaurants, that transform your cruise into an intimate escape from the hustle and bustle of the main ship. As we spotlight the experiences offered by cruise lines like MSC, Norwegian, and Royal Caribbean, we're left to ponder whether other lines like Princess and Cunard measure up to this ultra-personalized adventure.

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Did you ever think cruising might be stretching your wallet too thin? Join us as we embark on a humorous and nostalgic voyage through our cruising past. Linzi and Marky kick off the episode with a lively discussion about mood music, surprising ties to the three ages of Elvis, and some cheeky Father Ted moments that will surely tickle your funny bone. We're also teasing an exciting end-of-year awards ceremony, celebrating the best of mood music and more, making sure you stay entertained before we set sail towards our main topic.

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Join us as Jared and Jordan from JJ Cruise help us untangle whether the latest innovations like Royal Railway's immersive dining or La Petite Chef's theatrical meals are genuine game-changers or mere gimmicks that don't add to the whole cruise experience. From the enchantment of Spellbound aboard the Sun Princess to the growing trend of onboard tattoo parlors, we dissect the true value and staying power of these new experiences. 

Ever wondered about the hype behind private islands? Get the scoop on our adventures at Royal Caribbean's Coco Key and Norwegian's p...

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Is hot weather cruising really all sun-soaked bliss, or are there hidden perks to braving the chilly seas? Join us as we unpack the contrasting experiences of hot versus cold weather cruising, sharing personal anecdotes from our adventures with Virgin, MSC, and Celebrity. From the convenience of lighter packing to the festive atmosphere of outdoor sail-away parties, we'll highlight the joys of warm-weather voyages while acknowledging that not every cruiser dreams of endless sunshine. Whether it's exploring vibrant ports or dancing the night away at theme parties, warm climates offer unique charms that...

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What if you could transform skepticism into delight with just a single experience? Join us as we welcome Gail and Mike, a couple from Liverpool who initially had some BIG reservations about setting sail with Virgin Voyages. Gail, especially, wary from negative press and misconceptions, shares her journey from hesitation to enthusiasm after their four-night trip out of Portsmouth. We'll explore how firsthand experience can radically change perceptions and why giving things a chance can lead to unexpected joys and memorable moments.

 Gail and Mike bust the myths surrounding the cruise's v...