Night School Horror

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians... Mista Malave is still missing, so we've officially stopped filing the paperwork.

Today's Lesson: Episode 7 — Hello Rosie!

This week, Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Alex A-Town Ryan head to Cannibal Town, where the smiles are warm, the tea is fresh, and the finger foods are... well, best not to ask. The class breaks down Rosie's scene-stealing debut, Alastor's increasingly suspicious master plan, Charlie finally embracing her role as a leader, and Vaggie's unforgettable training with Carmilla Carmine. Along the way, the gang debates whether "Out for Love" is one of the st...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…It's time to grab your halos because we are heading to HEAVEN!

Today’s lesson: Episode 6: Welcome To Heaven:

Charlie and Vaggie finally make their trip to Heaven to plead the case for redemption, but what starts as a guided tour through fluffy koalas, rainbow sprinkles, and Darren Criss singing about the perfect afterlife quickly turns into a heavenly courtroom drama. Meanwhile back in Hell, Angel Dust, Husk, Cherry Bomb, and the newly crowned fan-favorite Sir Pentious hit the club scene, where Pentious proves that awkward rizz may be dead... but buyi...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians...At this point, Mista Malave has officially vanished. No note. No phone call. No excuse. The faculty has reviewed the situation and unanimously agreed to give him a big ol' F.

Today's Lesson: Episode 5 — Dad Beat Dad:

Tommy James keeps the semester rolling alongside Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan, who immediately confesses that he cracked under pressure and watched Episode 6 ahead of schedule. The man's supposed to be taking this class one episode at a time and instead he's speed running the curriculum.

This week, we check into on...

Welcome back to I Killed My Tamagotchi!

The tape's rolling and Alex "A-Town" Ryan drops a confession that completely changes the way he experienced some of the biggest shows of the '90s.

That revelation sends Tommy and Alex down a slime-covered rabbit hole through the golden age of Nickelodeon game shows. From Double Dare and GUTS to Legends of the Hidden Temple and Figure It Out, the guys debate which shows they could have actually won, which kids had no business being contestants, and whether Double Dare may have been secretly rigged all along.<...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…Mista Malave skipped class again. Honestly, at this point Charlie’s gonna stop offering redemption and just charge him a late checkout fee.

Today’s lesson: Episode 4 - Masquerade:

Tommy James takes the wheel while Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan break down one of the realest episodes in Hazbin Hotel so far. Under all the neon lights, jokes, drinks, and hotel lobby nonsense, this episode hits way harder than expected.

We dive into Angel Dust finally letting the mask slip, Husk becoming the exhausted hotel bartender/therapist nobody asked...

Welcome to the very first episode of I Killed My Tamagotchi!

Things immediately go off the rails when Tommy James opens the show with a confession so shocking that Alex "A-Town" Ryan spends the rest of the episode questioning their entire 25-year friendship.

From there, the guys dive into the Disney Renaissance and rank the songs that defined a generation. From The Little Mermaid and Aladdin to Mulan, The Lion King, Hercules, and more, they debate classics, share childhood memories, and discover just how differently they view some of Disney's most beloved films.

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Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. Class is back in session as Night School Horror continues its descent through Hazbin Hotel one episode at a time. Unfortunately, Mista Malave decided to cut class again…which feels a little Respectless if you ask us.

Today’s lesson: Episode 3 — Scrambled Eggs:

Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace continues leading Tommy James and Mr. A-Town Ryan deeper into the chaos of the Hazbin universe as the group breaks down trust, loyalty, and why Velvette is the backbone of the Vees. Tommy also refuses to let go of the idea that Rosie Pe...

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. After a brief hiatus for Mother’s Day and the internationally unrecognized holiday known as Tommy James Day, Night School Horror is back in session to continue dragging Mr. A-Town Ryan and Mista Malave deeper into the beautifully unhinged world of Hazbin Hotel.

Unfortunately, Mista Malave had to cut class this week… but don’t worry, the man still did his homework using ChatGPT.

Today’s lesson: Episode 2 – Radio Killed the Video Star:

Mr. A-Town breaks down the episode’s story setup, shares how he’s feeling about the show so far, a...

Hold onto your halos—your devil horns are already screwed on tight. Night School Horror is heading straight into Hazbin Hotel, and yeah… we’re doing the whole damn thing, episode by episode.

In this series, Sabrina Ace (Florida’s Favorite Creep) and Tommy James (The Movie Guy Bay Bay) drag Mathew Malave and the king of television, Alex A-Town Ryan, through a fiery crash course in demons, redemption, and aggressively catchy musical numbers. A-Town is going in blind, watching each episode ahead of recording so you get that fresh, unfiltered reaction, while the rest of us try not t...

Mista Malave steps in as host and throws A-Town Ryan and reigning Second Rounds On Us Champion Tommy James into the deep end of Absurd Logic, where the rules are simple: take two completely unrelated TV shows and somehow make it make sense. 

We’re talking chaotic crossover pitches featuring worlds that were never meant to collide—like Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Westworld, Scrubs, and Breaking Bad. It’s comedy, drama, and straight-up nonsense fighting for credibility.

Each competitor has to sell their mashup like it deserves a greenlight, breaking down character interactions, conflict, tone, and som...

Fresh off his totally deserved (he’ll tell you himself) championship win, Tommy James takes the host chair to run everyone’s favorite beautifully unhinged game: Absurd Logic.

This round, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace squares up against Mista Malave in a battle of creativity, chaos, and questionable decision-making. The challenge? Take a completed sitcom, keep only two human characters, and replace the rest of the cast with Muppets. Yes… seriously.

What follows is a mix of surprisingly thoughtful casting choices, arguments about “story integrity” that absolutely should not exist in this context, and pitches that...

In this episode of the 2026 Who You Got Challenge, the crew takes on The Smooth Bracket — a tournament packed with characters that range from unstoppable icons to picks that make you immediately question someone’s judgment.

Joining Tommy James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and defending chaos enthusiast Mista Malave is special guest Bobby from The GNP Project, while Challenge Administrator A-Town Ryan keeps the madness from completely derailing the bracket.

On paper, this thing looks simple: legendary characters enter, one walks out. In reality? It turns into a strategic circus.

Megatron starts throwi...

The 2026 Who You Got Challenge for MegaCon Orlando continues on with The Creep Bracket—a lineup so chaotic it probably violates several laws of physics, logic, and basic common sense.

Joining the madness are Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, Mista Malave, Tommy James, Mike “Schmidthauser”, and our suffering Challenge Administrator Mr. A-Town Ryan, whose job is basically to keep this circus from completely burning down.

This bracket throws together characters who probably should never share the same arena. We’re talking Ben 10’s Omnitrix, Sonic’s speed, Shrek’s questionable swamp strength, magic, alien tech, demons from hell...

The 2026 Who You Got Challenge truly begins with Malave’s side of the MegaCon bracket, and things get messy fast.

Mista Malave, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, Tommy James, and Mr. A-Town Ryan step into the arena to break down a lineup of fictional fights that absolutely no one on the internet agrees about.

Under the Fair Grounds rules, characters are capped, prep time exists, and “because they’re OP” isn’t an argument. Every matchup gets dissected the way it should be — strengths, weaknesses, strategy, and the occasional reality check when someone tries to sneak in a cos...

The Who You Got Challenge is officially out of retirement — rebuilt from the ground up for 2026. Old brackets? Gone. Previous records? Cleared. Excuses? Deleted.

This year starts with the MegaCon Draft.

Reigning champion Mista Malave returns to defend his reputation. Tommy James is here to cause problems. And making her official challenge debut, Sabrina Ace steps into the game.

Four categories:Movies. TV. Comics/Literature. Video Games. Origin rules apply. If they can’t be defeated, they don’t get drafted. No immortal hacks. No cosmic “well technically.” If they’re unbeatable, they’re unpickable...

Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace and The Evil Barbie Edy head straight into the worst tourist trap in America: Derry, Maine — where balloons float, morals don’t, and Pennywise is basically the HOA president.

The duo tears into Welcome to Derry, dissecting how this prequel ties back to IT, why the town itself should be declared a biohazard, and which characters desperately need therapy, relocation, or both. They dive into the messy friendship drama, the racial tension baked into the story, Marge’s struggle to fit in, and Lily’s ongoing commitment to making terrible life choices.<...

Class is back in session, and the phone won’t stop ringing...so naturally, Mista Malave and Sabrina Ace decided to answer it. This week, your unqualified educators of evil dive headfirst into The Black Phone 2, Blumhouse’s latest reminder that sometimes it’s better to let unknown numbers go to voicemail.

The Grabber’s back with a more “hands-on” curriculum, Ethan Hawke’s giving full Freddy Krueger exchange-student energy, and somehow Finney’s too busy training dragons to show up for class, so the spotlight falls on Gwen, the only one still doing the homework.

We’re talking...

Tonight at Night School Horror, class is in session, and the lesson? Never let Netflix do your homework for you. We’re diving headfirst into Monster: The Ed Gein Story, a show so “based on true events”.

The faculty tears into everything from Charlie Hunnam’s Oscar-worthy audition for Creepiest Mama’s Boy Alive to the series’ creative “liberties” (read: lies so bold they deserve their own SAG card). Along the way, we unpack the messy blend of mental illness, media exploitation, and true crime clickbait that somehow turned a grave robber into binge-worthy content.

From Psycho to T...

Tommy James and Big Money Eddie put on their hazmat suits and wade through the radioactive mess that was the Alien Earth finale. Spoiler alert: it sucked. From limp storytelling and cardboard “character arcs” to the ever-present fingerprints of corporate greed, our boys dissect how Hollywood once again proved it can milk a franchise until it’s bone-dry. Along the way, they chew over the role of horror in the Alien universe, gush (and gag) about the beauty of the xenomorph design.  In the end, the lesson is clear: if you’re a Hollywood writer, maybe stop writing like your audi...

Grab your tissues, your chew toys, and maybe a stiff drink, because this episode of Night School Horror gets weirdly emotional. The Movie Guy BayBay, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and Mista Malave dive nose-first into the indie gut-punch Good Boy. From Indy the dog’s POV (seriously, give that pup an Oscar), to the big themes of life, death, and the subtle reminder that we’re all just killing time until the Grim Reaper shows up—this one’s a ride. Expect dramatic cinematography breakdowns, existential dread dressed up as sarcasm, and emotional punches you won’t see coming. Beca...

Strap in, students, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie are back in session, and this time they’re dissecting episodes 5 and 6 of Alien Earth. Yes, the show where corporate greed is scarier than the monsters, pacing issues move slower than a Xenomorph on Ambien, and somehow… the aliens are the ones we feel bad for.

The boys wade through philosophical plant life, identity crises, and the looming “machines rise up” subplot that absolutely no one asked for, but we’re all here for anyway. Predictions fly, shade is thrown, and somewhere in the chaos Tommy proves that the scarie...

Tommy James and Mista Malave crack open The Conjuring: Last Rites and let’s just say the spirits aren’t the only things restless. From Michael Chaves’ direction to the Smurl family case, they dig into mirror metaphors, character arcs, and the eternal soap opera that is the Warrens. Expect previous film war stories, eye-rolling at the plot holes, and a brutally honest breakdown of what worked, what didn’t, and where the franchise should’ve quit while it was ahead. Oh, and yes.....they rank the whole Conjuring universe, so prepare for blasphemy.

On this episode of Night School Horror, Tommy James and Big Money Eddie sink their teeth into the indie horror-comedy Draculaw. They pick apart its charm, budgetary bruises, and that whole “time as an energy vampire” thing—because nothing says horror like losing a weekend to deadlines. From pacing quirks to soundtrack surprises, the hosts balance praise with playful stabs of criticism, proving once again that low-budget doesn’t mean low-bite.

Class is in session, and this week Tommy James and Big Money Eddie crack open the latest episode of Alien: Earth. The boys question whether the franchise is boldly going… or just cashing checks. From creepy kid characters to corporate overlords, from AI asking “do you love me?” to the soundtrack making sure you do, nothing escapes detention. Expect talk of cyborg xenomorph nightmares, real-world capitalism bleeding into sci-fi, and whether Timothy Olyphant just graduated top of the class.

Welcome back to Night School Horror, where we learn that apparently Portland, Oregon loves to Naruto run and Tommy’s Aunt Edna/Gladys keeps breaking damn sticks like she’s auditioning for Pennywise in the remake to National Lampoons Vacation.

This week, Tommy and Sabrina open our doors to a new student Edy (@fieryfinalgirl) to campus as the class spirals into horror obsessions, Halloween Horror Nights hype, and the gloriously unhinged film Weapons. Think Tarantino, voodoo, witchcraft, and just enough gore to make you gag and giggle. The faculty debates if Weapons is horror, thriller, or just a fe...

Your Favorite Movie Therapist and The Cigarette Smoking Man crack open Episode 3 of Alien Earth “Metamorphosis.” We mourn the surprisingly anticlimactic death of Ashley the Xenomorph, while also celebrating the glorious comeback of acid blood, the franchise’s most reliable supporting character. Timothy Olyphant continues to add depth and swagger, while the hybrids keep things messy, weird, and fascinating in all the best soap-opera-from-space ways.

From Peter Pan parallels to philosophical callbacks that scream Prometheus, this episode serves up big ideas—and even bigger WTF moments. Wendy’s "transformation" raises some serious questions, the facehugger reclaims its throne as...

In this episode of Night School Horror, your Favorite Movie Therapist Tommy James and The Cigarette Smoking Man Big Money Eddie spark up and sink their teeth into the first two episodes of Alien: Earth. We break down the tension, the gore, the melodrama and yes, the kind of genre-mashing that feels like a facehugger showed up to prom uninvited.

We chart the evolution of the Xenomorph (who we've now named Ashley), debate the best kills so far, and wonder out loud if this series actually knows where it’s going. Spoiler: Tommy and Eddie are locked in...

In this fresh slab of cinematic dissection, the Night School Horror faculty sink their teeth into the new body horror romp TOGETHER starring Dave Franco and Alison Brie. We tear apart the film’s tangled relationships, questionable character arcs, and the way marketing promised us a buffet of gore but served a sad little appetizer. Expect a spirited autopsy on modern body horror, a peek at its cult-flavored mythology, and plenty of side-eye for scenes that landed with a thud. We also revel in the moments where horror and humor actually got along, debate whether it’s worth your prec...

Night School Horror is now part of Pop Culture Pros—and we’re celebrating by dragging a rusty hook through I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of them. Tommy James and Mista Malave take a bloody stroll down slasher lane, praising Ozzy Osbourne’s horror legacy and roasting the new reboot for its try-hard Gen Z vibes, limp legacy cameos, and forced dialogue. The kills are gorier, sure—but the depth? Missing. From moral panic to predictable twists, the boys rip into trauma themes, empty arcs, and post-credit cash grabs. It’s the horror breakdown you didn’t know you n...

Welcome back to Camp Creep, where the fire’s crackling, the marshmallows are mostly ash, and the dinosaurs are somehow still being rebooted. One minute, Tommy James is just getting his steps in, and the next—BOOM—he’s teleporting into Sabrina Ace’s personal audio nightmare: a soundscape straight from Jurassic Park. Is it a T-Rex? A raptor? Chris Pratt trying to act with his hand out again?

As the s’mores burn and the sarcasm flows like dino DNA in a malfunctioning lab, the duo unpacks the timeline from Spielberg’s majestic thunder lizard opera to Jurassic Wo...

Pull up a soggy log and pass the stale marshmallows—because tonight, Big Money Eddie and Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace, are cracking open the camcorder and rewinding the cursed tapes of found footage horror! From shaky-cam classics to laughably lost causes, this campfire convo at Camp Creep dives deep into the dusty archives of the genre. They debate what actually makes found footage work, roast some overhyped flops, and unearth those hidden short films that leave a bigger impact than an entire haunted forest. VHS franchise? Maybe. Character development? Questionable. Comedy in found footage horror? Surprisingly welcome. If y...

Gather 'round, campers… the fire’s lit, the s’mores are possessed, and the ghosts are vibin’ to a killer playlist. In this toe-tapping, throat-slashing edition of Campfire Sit Down, the Music Man is back—Mista Glorious Gore becomes Mista Malave once again—and he’s joined by The Movie Guy Bay Bay, Tommy James, for a blood-soaked mixtape mashup of mayhem. From “I Will Survive” as the anthem of a Final Girl massacre, to the eerie elegance of Amy Winehouse haunting a stylish sequel to Talk To Me, we’re giving iconic hits a homicidal remix.

Expect spooky rendit...

Climb aboard the cursed camp bus with The Movie Guy Bay Bay and Florida’s Favorite Creep as they swap stories from summers past and singing song that should absolutely summon a demon. But just when the vibe turns nostalgic, Death punches a hole in the bus roof and reminds everyone it still rides for free.

This bus ride unpacks the sixth (and possibly deadliest?) entry in the Final Destination saga, Final Destination: Bloodlines currently available on Digital and Physical media. From spine-rattling 4DX experiences to magnetic MRI murder machines and fate-flirting fools who think they can outw...

Welcome to Final Destionomics—your crash course (sometimes literally) in the twisted economics of the Final Destination franchise. In this rigorously unaccredited class, Professors Sabrina Ace, Tommy James, and Big Money Eddie break down Death’s most extra moments: exploding planes, rogue logs, killer gymnastics, and tanning beds hotter than Florida in July.

In this session, we study Death like it’s trying to graduate summa cum laude in irony. Why does it love chain reactions? Why is it obsessed with Rube Goldberg machines of doom? Why does every minor inconvenience lead to an OSHA violation?

This...

Class is in full freakin’ session, and today’s lesson plan is simple: talk trash, slap buzzers, and try not to embarrass yourself on horror trivia’s blood-soaked battlefield. To celebrate 10 years of Second Rounds On Us, Night School Horror turns Jeopardy into a contact sport, with Tommy James moderating the madness like a sleep-deprived substitute teacher with nothing to lose. Sabrina Ace and Big Money Eddie go head-to-head in a no-syllabus showdown that proves horror knowledge and chaos are best served loud, wrong, and drunk on confidence. Think you’re smart? Prove it. Or just scream your answer louder t...

Welcome to Sinners N' Blues, where this week’s class plunges headfirst into the smoky, soulful shadows of Sinners—a genre-bending fever dream soaked in Southern blues, vampiric vibes, and the magnetic chaos of Michael B. Jordan doing the absolute most.

Joined by guest lecturer Mr. A-Town Ryan (who thought he was here for a chill movie night and ended up getting emotionally waterboarded), we unpack Coogler’s hypnotic vision of sin, sacrifice, and southern-fried immortality.

Discussions include: The myth-making magic of modern folklore, Whether MBJ’s wardrobe deserves its own Oscar and finally would you trade...

Welcome to Bibbidi Bobbidi Botox, where fairy tales are fed through a meat grinder and beauty standards are stitched together with regret. In this elective from hell, the Night School Horror faculty rip into The Ugly Stepsister, a tale soaked in blood, botox, and body horror. Prepare for a curriculum that includes facial reconstruction, cocaine inspired lashes, and a fashion-forward use of insects no runway could survive. We’re not just analyzing trauma—we’re contouring it.

Do you have an Ugly Stepsister dying to go to the ball? Enroll today (aka smash that subscribe button) and leave...

Saddle up and sprinkle that key with a little Jesus juice—it’s time to ride into the most unholy Wild West this side of Hell. In Zane It Ain’t So!, your favorite deranged faculty at Night School Horror digs deep into Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, where blood barriers meet brimstone bureaucracy and Billy Zane is serving sinister sex appeal with a side of sass.

We’ll decode the lore like we found it on a motel nightstand, marvel at Jeryline’s final girl evolution from housekeeper to hell-slayer, and discuss how The Collector is basical...

Class is in session, and today’s lesson is pure maternal mayhem. Never Let Go throws Halle Berry into full “Mama Bear on meth” mode, in a world where every man needs therapy, a flamethrower, or both.

Your emotionally unstable faculty dives into trauma-soaked floorboards, exorcism-as-parenting, and the eternal mystery: Is Halle Berry acting… or just sick of our shit?

Expect bad wigs, worse accents, and rants about the Crystal Lake reboot no one asked for.

Enroll now and leave a 5-star review — or Halle’s strapping you to the floorboards and letting the house do...

Class is officially back in session, and the chalkboard's already bleeding. In The Hype Train Part 2, the Night School Horror faculty reunites for another deeply unaccredited dive into the most unhinged corners of the horror hype machine. Sabrina returns from her mysterious sabbatical dragging emotional trauma and maybe an actual leash. Tommy launches a full-blown attack on books (and the people who dare to read them). Meanwhile, Mista Malave vanishes mid-lecture, possibly summoned by a haunted Bluetooth toothbrush.

We sniff out horror stories told through dog eyes (it’s giving Air Bud meets The Babadook), spiral into gr...