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Longtime friends and bandmates Bridget and Wendy review one movie each week over fancy coffees every Sunday morning. Includes lots of swearing, laughing, and dog panting. Sometimes other friends join in. You'll like this if you like "How Did This Get Made?" or "Unspooled."
EP 139: CRUELLA - A well-cut skirt is a lifesaver, girls
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Special guest co-host Cooper chose Cruella and Wendy loved it! May all the children we never have be born with two colors of hair split down the middle. Always get your skirt tailored, it could save your life. And just let women be strong and mean on their own without a love interest. Brush that moth off your shoulder and get to work before the Baroness slices you up for a color swatch.
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EP 138: PANGOLIN: KULU'S JOURNEY - You Could Put a Plate of Ants in Front of Us and We Wouldn't Eat Them Either
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This week the documentary of Kulu the Pangolin broke our hearts. If you don't know what a Pangolin is (I didn't) and/or like weird animals this is a really sweet story. Check it out.
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EP 137: AMERICAN PSYCHO - Not the Dog, Patrick!! Not the Dog!!
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This week we have Bella guest-hosting! She's the perfect person with the perfect credentials to dissect Christian Bale's representation of Patrick Bateman - a very unstable and insecure trader on Wall Street who hates everything and everyone, including himself. Great reason to go on a killing spree I guess.
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EP 136: BUGONIA - Duh, You Need Your Hair to Communicate with the Andromedons
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WTF Emma Stone? This is a wild ride and we're never sure whether she's an alien (unlikely) or not (possible?).
Conspiracy theorists unite - maybe we're an alien race, maybe Earth is flat, maybe we've never been in outer space, but we definitely know that an Andromedon's nervous system is different and Benadryl cream keeps them complacent.
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EP 135: FRESH - How to Escape a Cannibal When You Don't Have a Butt
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This morning we contemplated whether we could or would eat human meat to survive in order to trick a cannibalistic captor. Meh, probably yes, but hopefully wouldn't like it.
It's probably delicious though....
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EP 134: SUNLIGHT - I Mean, Who Doesn't Want to Cuddle a Woman in a Giant Furry Monkey Suit?
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This week we take a wild ride in a stolen Airstream with a man and his companion, a woman in a monkey suit.
Ride along as we dig up a grave, road trip and cuddle.
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EP 133: TUSK - Howard Totally Fucked that Walrus
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This week is a doozy. Some creepy guy wants to turn Justin Long into a walrus. Yes, that's what I said. "Turn him into a walrus" so that he can fight him.
There's nothing you can un-see or un-hear about Justin Long's walrus screams. Eesh.
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EP 132: BIRDBOX - Those Aren't Speed Bumps, They're Dead Bodies
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This week we need our fancy sleep masks (blindfolds are so 2018) to protect us from gazing at the "entity" and un-aliving ourselves. We learn that there are only two types of people in the world: assholes and the dead, and why a machete is useful in a rowboat.
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EP 131: DEMOLITION MAN - How Many Rats Does it Take to Make a Rat Burger Anyway?
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This week we talk Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man. We learn that the future has no toilet paper, only 3 silver seashells on a shelf by the toilet to clean your booty...somehow? And can they handle the aftermath of eating a rat burger?
We both retain the conviction that everyone should have a bidet. What the fuck, future? Shells? I'd get a verbal citation every time I pooped too. Dicks. Yes, we use "wads of paper" - don't judge, stupid future.
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EP 130: GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK - "Are You Some Kind of Finger Man, Margaret?"
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What can you cook with one egg, you ask? Not much. What can't Chuck Norris kick? Nothing.
This week we learn that to one poor soul, "choppers are like birds", and that although Chuck Norris' hair glows in the dark and sometimes looks green, he can kick in a windshield while levitating and also kill the driver at the same time.
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EP 129: THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Lips and Assholes
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Good Morning!!! Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Join us as we wince along with John Candy as he navigates vacationing with his family with the intrusion of his brother-in-law and family whose intentions are more than what they seem.
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EP 128: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY - I'm Cut in Half Real Bad, Dewey
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This week we take a musical journey through the ages with Dewey Cox, a legendary musician who cut his brother in half which spawned a musical career that was unrivaled.
"In my dreams you're blowin' me......
some kisses...."
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EP 127: VIEW FROM THE TOP - More Warm Nuts?
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Good Morning!!! This week we board the plane with Gwyneth Paltrow, a budding flight attendant who is hard core in her training yet has never flown in a plane!
Join us as we discuss hickeys and men in uniforms while cheering on one of the most earnest, self sufficient female characters in any rom com we've ever seen.
One of my all-time favorite movies!
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EP 126: SPEED - Baby Keanu Goes Down the Bus Hole
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Good Morning!! This week Bridget popped her Speed cherry. She'd never seen it before! We both wanted to put baby gum-chewin' Keanu in our pocket.
We learned that all scenarios involving public transit could kill you. Unless you have l'il Sandy at the wheel and Keanu crawling down thru the bus hole, but in a sexy way.
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EP 125: COOL RUNNINGS - Wanna Kiss My Lucky Egg?
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This week we feel hot and cold and colder as we travel from Jamaica to the freaking great north known ss Canadia to careen down an icy tube at ninety miles per hour. #nobigdeal
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EP 124: BEST IN SHOW - Will You Stop Naming Nuts?
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Good Morning!! Let's explore the world of dog shows in this mockumentary. Join us as we learn about Wendy's lack of strong feelings about pine nuts and the sexual position known as the Congress of the Cow.
Spoiler alert, the Norwich Terrier wins.
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EP 123: SINNERS - It's Like a Virus, the Vampireness
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This week we bit off a lot! Sinners, the movie that's going to sweep up all the awards! Boom!
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EP 122: FRANKENSTEIN! - Am I Crazy or is That Monster Super Hot?
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Good Morning!!! This week we met the hottest corpse monster ever in Jacob Elordi. We loved this movie's themes, feels, and eye candy so much. It's mournful, beautifully dreary and man do they drink a lot of milk. Weird.
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EP 121: HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS - I'll Bet Those Costumes Reek.
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Good Morning!!! You'll definitely want a Beaver costume of your own for warmth after watching our naked hero trying to survive in the snowy Wisconsin wilderness. With elements of silent films, looney toons, and video games, this movie takes you on a seemingly endless journey of trial and error while trying to kill hundreds of beavers.
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EP 120: ZODIAC - Love a Good Cipher, Hate a Giant Bowtie
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Yayyyy! Alyssa's back to guest host this week! Listen in as we discuss the movie Zodiac - the still unsolved case of the Zodiac Killer. Yes, yes it does star our respective heartthrobs - Jake Gyllenhaal and Mark Ruffalo, so that's something nice to look at at least, if you can stand the plaid blazers.
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EP 119: DON'T LOOK UP! - Your Diet is Now Over
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Ho Boy. This week we face our terrestrial demise as a comet accelerates toward Earth in this satire of how stupid and self-absorbed we all are.
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EP 118: ANACONDA - Whose Idea Was it to Put a Squirrel In My Mouth?
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This week we took a trip to the theater (with a stop at the butter station of course) to fully experience both the length and girth of a giant snake puppet. Listen as we mourn it's death when Paul Rudd "rudders" it.
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EP 117: MOMMIE DEAREST - Why Do You Have Wire Hangers in the First Place???
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This week is another doozy. We've all heard the famous quote "No Wire Hangers" but did you know that garden shears are a great way to manage stress in the middle of the night? Don't worry, just wake up the kids and make them pick up the shrubbery you've chopped to bits.
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EP 116: THE SUBSTANCE - A Beautiful Face in a Pile of Goo
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EP 115: ALMOST FAMOUS - Famous Last Words: I'm on Drugs!!
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This week my special guest co-host Dan and I look back on the wonderful drug-fueled and bell-bottomed lives of rockstars and their groupies in the 70s when music didn't suck.
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EP 114: THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY - You Don't Hit Someone That Many Times with an Oar Unless You Care
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This week we follow the talented Mr. Matt Damon as he grifts his way across Italy. We both agreed that Jude Law is boring but gorgeous despite his mooseknuckle swimming trunks. Just be sure to watch your back - you never know when a piano tuner might kill you.
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EP 113: RISKY BUSINESS: Sometimes You've Just Gotta Say What the Fuck is Salisbury Steak Anyway?
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Wendy was a Risky Business virgin! Just take those old records off the shelf and join us as we discuss baby Tom Cruise, TV dinners and shiny call girls.
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EP 112: ISN'T IT ROMANTIC - Isn't it Beguiling?
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Who doesn't love a Rom-com? The "beguiling" Rebel Wilson, that's who.
Hold on to your heart, HALLMARK just got REAL.
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EP 111: BEING JOHN MALKOVICH - For $200 I'll Let You Crawl Into This Hole
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This week we creep around in John Malkovich's head through a portal that spits you out on the New Jersey Turnpike. Line up folks, get your fifteen minutes of mundane.
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EP 110: WORKING GIRL - Arbitrage Sabotage!
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This week we head to Wall Street for Working Girl! Although the term doesn't mean quite exactly what it did in the 80s, it's close. Watch as our working girl dons her Reeboks and slouchy socks to work her way through the busy streets of NYC only to have to change into high heels and get screwed over once she hits the office.
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EP 109: TROOP ZERO - Christmas in Wiggly
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Alyssa's back to guest host our movie this week, Troop Zero!!
We'll follow along as these little kids teach adults a lesson in friendsportsmanship. Starring Viola Davis and Allison Janney, this movie is a real gem.
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EP 108: THE FLY - A Wet Sticky Mess of Big Fly Energy
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This week we took a swat at The Fly (1986) starring a hamburger-faced Jeff Goldblum with Zoolander-level gymnastic skills and possibly a butt-double?
"Drink Deep or Taste Not the Plasma Spring" everyone - whatever that means.
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EP 107: WONDER WOMAN: Taylor Swift with a Cartoon Whip
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Those crazy Amazon women, amirite? We "try" to follow Diana, queen of Themyscira as she takes us on a very long and somewhat boring journey, bringing the only color and half-naked woman into the trenches of WWI.
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EP 106: THE WRONG MISSY - Don't Fuck with Hellstar!!!
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This week we have a special guest host - my friend Corey! Let's dive off the beautiful cliffs of Hawaii after 17 Tropical Itch cocktails and find out that true love can be realized during an impromptu threesome.
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EP 105: AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON - | It Was Just a Scratch! Wolfing Out with David, an American Idiot
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This week, travel back in time to 1981 when the special effects seemed VERY special for the time period. We liken turning into a monster once a month to having your period, obviously - in agony and ready to kill anyone who gets in your way!
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EP 104: HUBIE HALLOWEEN | A Boner Donor in Salem Massachusetts
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It's Spooky Season, so let's hang out in Salem Mass with aweer Hubie (Adam Sandler). He loves Halloween but is afraid of animatronics. I mean, who isn't? And who is behind the creepy stuff that's going on under the full moon?
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EP 103: SPINAL TAP - But, This One Goes to Eleven. It's ONE Louder.
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This week I finally got Wendy to watch This is Spinal Tap! Such an iconic film with soooo many quotable lines you just can't stop laughing at this washed up band and their delusions of making a comeback. No script, just adlibbed - as Al Roker said "we would not have 'The Office' if it weren't for Spinal Tap." Love me some Al Roker lol.
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EP 102: CAPTAIN RON - Mary Poppins with an Eye Patch
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Welcome our next guest host this week - Billy!
Join us as we sail the seas with an old favorite - Capt. Ron! Together we discuss our fear of open water, Overboard movie vibes, and how skinny Martin Short is.
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EP 101: LARS AND THE REAL GIRL - What Would Jesus Do? Bring That Sex Doll to Church of Course!
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This week we have another guest host! Brandy, (such a fiiiine girl) sits down with me outside with a cicada chorus to discuss Lars and the Real Girl starring Ryan Gosling as a really strange guy and his anatomically correct girlfriend.
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EP 100: WINE COUNTRY - You Don't Know Me!!! You Don't Know My Shoes!!!
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We are so excited to publish our 100th episode today! And we have a special guest host this week - the one and only Alyssa, #1 fan and supplier of 'Marc Jensen coffee'.
We watched one of her All-Time favorite flicks - Wine Country! We will offer you some feedback about slapping cuttlefish while hung over and how long paella really takes.
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