Rat's Ass Podcast

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By: Mojo Elliott

The Rat's Ass Podcast is a humorous, interactive, and topic driven show loaded with lunacy and loose behavior. Hosted by Mojo Elliott, an ex radio programming guru & morning personality from Los Angeles. New episodes post on Monday and Thursday.Website/Blog: ratsasspodcast.com Socials: Facebook, Instagram, X (formally Twitter), YouTube, and TikTok Search: RatsAssPodcast

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The 80's and the Ladies!
#71
Today at 4:16 PM

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has managed to piss off a few Democratic nitwits! Gen Z, you need to hear what we're about to tell you. You won't believe this damn scam and the two coke can man loses his lawsuit! On Head Trauma (Fleabags Music Mania) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including The Angry American, Bonk-Bonk on the Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between shows on Facebook, X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday...


The Problem With Porn!
#70
Last Thursday at 4:43 PM

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo introduces you to the Democrats new demon seed. Do you really trust the Government to oversee AI? First, it was men in women's sports. now guess where men boldly want to go next? And guess who has the Liberal Lezzies pissed off again? On Head Trauma (The Secret Sound) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including TDK's Rock Tale, Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, The Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on Facebook, X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com <...


Reading The Room!
#69
09/14/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo tackles the Commie Twins, Blue State Democrats are working on getting a cap popped in their ass. This time...it was a Kennedy doing the assassinating. Does Xavier Becerra even know who he's running against? Apple has a big surprise coming soon! On Head Trauma (Star Quotes) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including The Angry American, Bonk-Bonk On The Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on Facebook, X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

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Free Willy Silly!
#68
09/10/2026

One this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo wants to know what you'd do with a $5,000 dividend? There is a ;movie that offers a solution to our Shira Law problem in the USA. Xavier has been found and we'll get a sighting soon. Also, the scoop on how Moose Knuckle Mike & Camel Toe Candy saved their marriage. On Head Trauma (Liar Liar) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You, Bonk-Bonk on the Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff! The conversation continues between shows on...


Get Ready To Pad Up!
#67
09/03/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo let's you in on a little joke that's playing out. Then Dems in LA are pulling another Okie Doke. You've Heard of Door Dash, but what about Dong Dash? Guess who's back together again? On Head Trauma (The Movie Mashup) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including What Say You, Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on Facebook, X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday and Thursday! <...


Punked By A Punk!
#66
08/31/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo reveals you're getting punked by a punk! Something that'll make you go hmmm. The TV Ratings are in and what is up with stinky Gen Z men? On Head Trauma (Pick Your News) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including the Angry American, Bonk-Bonk on the Head, Mojo's spin on sports, celebrity cheese, your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on Facebook, X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


They Took The Bar!
#65
08/27/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo discuss circumcision. It's never about getting even, it's about getting one up. Do you like tales from the Crypt? What happened after two old friends spoke for the first time in 33 years? On Head Trauma (The Mystery Voice) plus your usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You, Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, the Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on Facebook, X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


Still Serious and Delirious!
#64
08/24/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo's ship almost came in over the weekend. Lets kick socialism in the taint because we can! Conservative women are under attack and where's the beef coming from? On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty, But It's Not) plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including the Angry American, Bonk-Bonk on the Head, Mojo's spin on sports, celebrity cheese, your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on Facebook, X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday and Thursday.


Blinded By The Light!
#63
08/20/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo exposes the Democrats latest Fugazi. The DSA proves why they are the Dip Shits of America party. The benefit of ignoring the government and human rights, who really decides what's right and wrong? Also, beware of the He Man Woman Haters Club. On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including What Say You, Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, the Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues on Facebook, X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

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The Countdown Is On!
#62
08/17/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo shares what's next for Gavin Newson and who will succeed him as Governor of California. President Trump makes a bold prediction and what states kill men faster than any other in America? On Head Trauma (The Show Biz Quiz) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including The Angry American, Bonk Bonk on the Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff! The conversation continues on Facebook, X and at RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive every Monday & Thursday!


Do You Like Controversy?
#61
08/13/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo goes off on the NBA, Communism, Iran, and Gavin Newsom! What are the most popular swear words? On Head Trauma (The Burning Question?) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You, I Saw It On The X, the Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on Facebook, X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday


Yo Mama Said What?
#60
08/10/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo, there is a shift happening in America. Let's talk capitalism versus Socialism, there are some pissed off Rock Programmers in the USA, and would you go to a nude steakhouse? On Head Trauma (The Secret Sound) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including the Angry American, Bonk-Bonk On The Head, Mojo's Spin On Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues on Facebook, X and A@ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


What Happened To Mooning?
#59
08/06/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo tells the story about an old man that saves a toddler, explores mental illness, and what if you could buy a condo on the moon? Guess what's making a comeback? On Head Trauma (Star Quotes), plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including TDK with a cool Rock Tale, Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues on Facebook, X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday


I Played Dirty Pool
#58
08/03/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo discusses the shoot out at the In-N-Out and who his new DEI neighbor is. A message for the Corporate Rock Programmers and a hot new trend for Gen X. On Head Trauma (Liar-Liar) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including The Angry American, I Saw It On The X, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between shows on Facebook, X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


Kiss The Woobus!
#57
07/30/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has the latest straight from the jackasses mouth! The Fauci Fugazi! The Mayor of New York Shitty strikes again and what does it mean to "Kiss The Woobus." On Head Trauma (Movie Mashup) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You and ;Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, The spin on sports, Celebrity Cheese, your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff! The conversation continues on Facebook, X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


The Shower Versus The Grower!
#56
07/27/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has a tale about art imitating life. Was it a good night or a bad night for Donald Trump? Something evil and twisted happened on Saturday you don't want to miss and what's so special about July 28th? On Head Trauma (Pick Your News) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including The Angry American, Bonk-Bonk on the Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on Facebook, X and 2 RatsAssPodcast.com

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All About The Throb!
#55
07/23/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo reveals who found their nut sack! Find out who was all show and no go! How California can get rid of Gavin Newsom now and the War on Salad! On Head Trauma (The Mystery Voice) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including What Say You and Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, The Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from out Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


I Am Not An Animal!
#54
07/20/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo explores the difference between news networks and influencer networks. You won't believe this crazy conspiracy theory, what is going on at X? The top 4 most hated states in America! On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty, But It's Not) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including the Angry American, Bonk-Bonk On The Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, your Email from your Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


Rings & Things!
#53
07/16/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast Mojo offers up a special edition of the Angry American. The Democrats Lose Their Minds Again. If you drive a Ford, don't miss this and Gen Z has found another way to be a pain in the ass! On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You, I Saw It On The X, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

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Who Spanked The Monkey?
#52
07/13/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo taps into the damned if you do, damned if you don't phenomena. Who is afraid of the big bad wolf? Find out! The smiling jackass swerves out of his lane again and the verdict is in on another season of the Rat's Ass Podcast. On Head Trauma (Showbiz Quiz) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including the Angry American, Bonk-Bonk On the Head, Mojos' Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

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No Excuses & No Apologies!
#51
07/09/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo does some Rostin' and Tostin' of Sunny Hostin, Damn that Graham, What makes the Democrat drop a deuce every time and is Fox News losing it's luster. On Head Trauma (Burning Question) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including What Say You, Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, the Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday


The Man Is Immature!
#50
07/06/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo demonstrates how the left does the voodoo they do on you. Slumlord Gavin Newsom's Final gift to California. Women be pissed at Mojo, find out why! And what are the worst TV finale's of all time. On Head Trauma (The Movie Mashup), Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday and Thursday!


Wet Dreams & Nightmares!
#49
07/02/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast....Mojo discusses the next Mayor of New York Shitty. The Supreme Court is not so supreme after all. The story about two jagoffs and a flag and meet Dr. Chat GPT! On Head Trauma (Pick Your News) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including TDK with a damn good Rock Tale, Saw it on the X, Celebrity Cheese, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday <...


She Doesn't Scissor With The Sista's!
#48
06/29/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo shares the point most men reaches in life. The Obama screw up nobody gave a rat's ass about. Should men and women use the same bathroom? Who shoots a naked bike rider? What if Caitlin Clark scissored with the Sista's? On Head Trauma (The Mystery Voice) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including the Angry American, Bonk Bonk on the Head, Mojos Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

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My Hideous Damn News!
#47
06/25/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo uncovers why it's okay to like people different than you. New York doubles down on stupidity! Some hideous news you won't believe and Gen Z solutions. On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus your usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You, Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, your Email from our Gmail, and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday


Titty Titty Bang Bang!
#46
06/22/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo explores the difference between Texas women and California women, a World Cup phenomena, has America finally tossed the Boss? And lets end of the Top 10 list. On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty But It's Not) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose behavior including the Angry American, Bonk-Bonk On The Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from Our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday


Pass On Busting Ass! (Dallas)
#45
06/18/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo explores why Democrats hate America so much. Guess who's fidgeting around like a one legged cat trying bury crap on a frozen pond? Are you ready for a new taste sensation sweeping the nation? Are TV ads going way too far these days? On Head Trauma (The Show Biz Quiz) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including What Say You, Weird Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com <...


It's A Dry Heat! (Palm Springs)
#44
06/15/2026

On this episode on this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo asks Is the Iran Deal Really Done? Economic Realities You Need To Be Aware Of. Elon Mush just put a bigger bullseye on his back and how to understand people in less than 2 minutes. FInd out about Rock Wars! On Head Trauma (The Burning Question) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including The Angry American, Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Your Email from out Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

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Me & My Air Chair!
#43
06/11/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo Elliott says it's time to get it on and bang a gong in Iran! Oh my God, the Fraud in LA! Who really got the life sentence in Texas? Is the Space X a buy? On Head Trauma (Movie Mashup) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including a cool Rock Tale from TDK, Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, the Spin on Sports, and Real or Riff Raff The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday! <...


Things A Racist Might Say! (San Diego)
#42
06/08/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo told you so and he's going to tell you so. The Save Act needs saving. What in the Sam Hill is going on at Fox News? Reparations are complete BS. On Head Trauma (Liar, Liar) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including the Angry American, Bonk Bonk On The Head, Celebrity Cheese, Mojos Spin on Sports, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


The Really Screwed Up Episode! (San Francisco)
#41
06/04/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo wants to know if America has lost it's damn mind. California screws itself up the old bung hole again. The Black Crowes go off the rails! Where are the best places to buy sex? and What's beaming on streaming? Plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You! Mojo's Fuggien Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


Double Secret Location (Carmel)
#40
06/01/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo kicks off his Double Secret Location Tour! Do you feel bad for New York Shitty? Will LA vote to keep stepping in Deep Shiitake? WTH is Trump Waiting For? What is it like living like it's the 80;s in 2026? On Head Trauma (Mystery Voice) Plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including The Angry American, Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

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Life's A Beach!
#39
05/21/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has some Love American Style, California is falling deeper into the bowels of Hell. Is the treat of AI giving you the blues? It's time for the Domino's to fall where they may and who gives a Schlitz? On Head Trauma (Fleabags Wiz Quiz) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including TDK with a ice cold Rock Tale, I Saw It On The X, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com <...


Morbid & Psychotic Reaction!
#38
05/18/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo is guilty of doing a dirty deed. Guess who is afraid AI is going to rig future elections? Is it time to blow up TMZ? Have you heard of Dr. Plump? If you're looking for a compelling side hustle? On Head Trauma (Sounds Dirty But It's Not) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including the New "Do You Know What I'm Saying", Bonk Bonk on the Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X...


Head On A Swivel! (Denver)
#37
05/14/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo and Denver didn't see eye to eye! Trump meets Jinping in China. Is Spencer Pratts run for LA Mayor over? California gives new meaning to doing hard time. and before you throw out your masks, think again! On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including the Angry American, Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, the Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes post on Monday & Thursday!


Things You Should Never Tell Mom! (Tucson)
#36
05/11/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, has Mojo discovered the MAGA Democrats? California Governor Gavin Newsom has a new shitty idea. What happened when Mojo showed up at Nancy Guthrie's House and do you listen to AM/FM Radio anymore? On Head Trauma (The Showbiz Quiz) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including TDK's Rock Tale, Weird Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Your Email from our Gmail and Real Or RIff Raff. The conversation Continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


Screw Your Head On Straight! (Phoenix)
#35
05/07/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo's Have A Good Time But Get Out Alive Tour continues from Phoenix, AZ and he has a message for the POTUS, A chat about the have's and have not's. What the hell is this looksmaxxing men are into these days? And parents what are you doing to your teens? On Head Trauma (Burning Question) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You, Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, The Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X...


Is That The Footlong? (San Diego)
#34
05/04/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo is in San Diego for his Have a Good Time but Get Out Alive Tour! Can the Save Act be saved? Airfares are going tup and it's not what you think! has California Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom bit off more than he can chew? Who's into the Lite Beer Wars? On Head Trauma (The Movie Mashup) plus your usual lunacy & loose behavior including The Angry American, I Saw It On The X, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff! The conversation...


One Zesty Mo Foe!
#33
04/30/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo defines what a do nothing Democrat is. Should politicians be banned from using social media? Five tips that'll make you a dangerous person and Mojo's view on The View. On Head Trauma (The Secret Sound) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including What Say You? Bonk Bonk on the Head, Mojo's Spin on Sports, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!


It's All About The Power!
#32
04/27/2026

On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has the 5 signs of being a psychopath and a message for a rising Liberal Lunatic. Where are the No Kings protestors when you need them? He's only 20 but has half of America pissed off and Praise be to Whitey. On Head Trauma (Pick Your News) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including The Angry American, Weird, Wacky, and Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and Real or Riff Raff. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com

New Episodes Arrive on Monday & Thursday! <...