Rat's Ass Podcast
The Rat's Ass Podcast is a humorous, interactive, and topic driven show loaded with loose behavior. Hosted by Mojo Elliott, an ex radio programming guru & morning personality from Los Angeles. New episodes post on Monday and Thursday.Website/Blog: ratsasspodcast.com Socials: Facebook, Instagram, X (formally Twitter), Blue Sky & TikTok. Search: RatsAssPodcastThe Rat's Ass Podcast is a division of Mark Elliott Media, LLC in Los Angeles, California
Am I Still Deranged?
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo reveals the Sweet 16 of Radio Wars! Smile, or you could find a target on your back! Producer Fleabag whips out a new TikTok music quiz to clear his $5,000 debt. The worst TV Ad right now! The 7 types of women men should stay away from! On Head Trauma (The Mystery Voice) plus your usual lunacy and loose behavior including I Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
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Pick'em, Lick'em & Stick'em!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo reveals the most sexually active Countries, according to science, the sky is falling again. What are the fastest growing states in America. What's up with this $30 glass jar Americans are hot for and it was their bag baby. On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Sleaze, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes post on Monday & Thursday.
Grounded & Pounded Again!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo brings up air travel. Taco Bell has found another way to torture your body. Gen Z really needs our help! How do you like it under the covers and how about a good Rock-Tale? On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty But It's Not) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes post on Monday & Thursday!
Grounded & Pounded Again!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo brings up air travel. Taco Bell has found another way to torture your body. Gen Z really needs out help! How do you like it under the covers and how about a good Rock-Tale? On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty But It's Not) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes post on Monday & Thursday!
Two Coke Cans Stacked?
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, No News November continues with Mojo laying out the Top 5 jobs in America that require no education or experience. Is Flat Tipping a good idea or a bad idea? What has that SOB Tom Brady done now? It appears size does matter after all and the $5,000.00 music challenge in on! On Head Trauma (Pick Your News) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
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Just Say No To The P Word!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo finishes 1st! The times are changing but not this time! Is it in the cards to exit California? 3 Simple Shallow Rules for Men, It's Back to the 80's! Gen Z has a problem! On Head Trauma (Movie Mashup) plus our usual Lunacy and Looney Behavior including I Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!
The Power Of Christ Compels You!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo explores holiday burnout already! The challenge has been made, now we wait! When should you put the cell phone down? We might have a cat fight brewing and have you heard the 2025 word of the year yet? On Head Trauma (I Start It, You Finish It) plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from out Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcast on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!
Wonder Bread Or Mac n' Cheese?
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo calls out the man who claims he grew up on Mac n' Cheese and Wonder bread. Why do you mean you're not dressing up for Halloween? Today's Burning Questions is...are you easily spooked? Do I ever run into celebrities, I will name names and the $2,400.00 Music Quiz. On Head Trauma (The Screen Test) plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
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AI Robot Predicts The Future!
One this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo dishes on why Trumps Big Beautiful Ball Room makes sense. Proof names can be fun or disturbing. An interview with an AI Robot, The triple or nothing music quiz and what's that smell? It's Roger Goodell. On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including Mojo's Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes Arrive on Monday and Thursday!
When Hooters Was Happening!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo says Farewell to a King! Have you checked your family jewels? We've got a double or nothing music challenge. The spookiest thing about Halloween and The Best of Hooters! Head Trauma (The Mystery Voice) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including I Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday.
The Funniest Joke Ever Told!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo welcomes rat-shit crazy season! The funniest joke ever told! Meet the mother with the steel vagina! Are we seeing the last days of MTV? Who is the best at serving Fast Food Fast? On Head Trauma (Pick Your News) plus your usual lunacy and loose behavior including the Mojo Fuggen Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Email and One More Thang. The conversation continues between podcast on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New episodes arrive on Monday and Thursday.
A Super Bowl Halftime Solution!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has a Super Bowl 60 Solution! Guess who got Trumped Again? Who Wants Candy? The Winner of the 2025 Butt Ugly Contest. The Truth About The Village and in the 90's, What TV show had the hottest chicks? On Head Trauma (The Movie Mashup) plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including Weird, Wacky, and Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes on Monday & Thursday!
Men! Run For Your Lives!
On this Rat's Ass Podcast w/Mojo Elliott includes a fit check! Is anyone else Swiftlash? WTF is a Hub-son? What really happened to the media? Get ready for a major concert announcement! The Five phased women use that should tell a man to run for his life. On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty...But It's Not) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including the Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes available on Monday & Thursday!
Give Yourself A Wedgie!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo explores the men who sit down to pee. Is crushing Netflix the right thing to do. The Bad Bunny Backlash has taken a turn for the worse. On Head Trauma (I Start It, You Finish It) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including I Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang. The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
There's A Brand New Dance!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, welcome to Mojo's Rocktober! What if you threw a party and nobody showed up? Do you still have your Netflix subscription? Is being fast and Black now racist? There is a new dance called the Bad Bunny Backlash! Who has the best Sub in 2025. On Head Trauma (Mystery Voice) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including the Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes post on Monday and Thursday!
Wanna Pet My Bunny?
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo welcomes Bad Bunny to Super Bowl XL, Eric Adams is Outty! I Feel A Netfilx Limited Series coming starring the Obamabominables coming on! Dating in the 2K's is getting a reboot. On Head Trauma (Total Recall), Plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New Episodes arrive on Monday & Thursday!
What Goes Good With Booze!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast...Did the POTUS and FLOTUS throw down on Marine One? Get Ready for a Comey Coma! Sidney Sweeny is about to rev up the race cards again. A Hot Holiday surprise is coming you'll want hear about. How does a pizza delivery guy end up on a hit song? On Head Trauma (Liar Liar), Plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including the Friday Fuggin' Funny! Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
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Put Your Jimmy Away!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast with Mojo Elliott, Jimmy's back but for how long? It's going to take 107 days for this pain to go away. Who needs a pen? Guess who got a spanking on Tuesday? Goggle & YouTube have some explaining to do! On Head Trauma (The Secret Sound) Plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New episodes post on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
Friends Fight & Reunite!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo gets into the truth about Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie was in charge on Sunday. Friends fight but they reunite! Guess who got rocked and bottom knocked? How long does it take an experienced Radio Programmer to know a great song when they hear one? On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty, But It's Not) plus your usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including I Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
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Ice Cold Booty Juice!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has read the room and the results are in. Do you like Booty Juice? What about the other Jimmy? Now that's a tasty cheeseburger! A tale of two childhood friends who lost touch and their reunion will bring tears to your eyes. On Head Trauma (The Movie Mashup), The Friday Fuggin' Funny! Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New episodes arrive on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Legends Never Die, Right?
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has reservations for a party of 5 today., Will the killer lose his lover? We say goodbye to a legend! What Johnny said has led me to rethink my stink! The real story behind Kiss Alive 75. On Head Trauma (Star Quotes), plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang. The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.co
New episodes arrive on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
The Best At Getting It On!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo hits the headlines hard! Oh boy...let the firings begin! Could a statue dedicated to incompetence be coming soon? You won't believe where people are getting their health info from! What Zodiac signs are the best at getting it on! On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including I Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New episodes arrive on Monday, Wednesday & Friday!
Beware Of The Okey Doke!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo wants you to beware of the Okey Doke, On Head Trauma (No Brainer Trivia), Plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including the Friday Mo' Fuggin' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang. The conversation continues on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New Episodes are available on Monday, Wednesday, & Friday!
TMI...Too Much Information!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo asks is it time to put Whitey back in the box? Why are New Yorkers getting the bejesus scared out of them? Is the Devil a Democrat? Charlie Sheen admitting to doing what? It was a stunt! On Head Trauma (The Screen Test) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continuers on X and 2 RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes arrive on Monday, Wednesday & Friday.
I Have A Confession To Make!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has a message for the boobs at YouTube. When you go to a baseball game, know the rules of the jungle. Why women are no longer safe when traveling on public transit. Meet Reverend James David Manning and embarrassing confessions. On Head Trauma (I Start It...and You Finish It) plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including I Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from out Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes arrive on Monday...
My Family Couldn't Stop Me!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo shares a personal dilemma, the war on fentanyl is heating up. Guess what dumbass is out of his lane now? The Dems were denied their gotcha moment! Are you ready for another Clinton for the next 25 years? There is a really good book that'll help you get your head straight. On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty, But It's Not), plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including the Friday "Mo Fuggin" Funny, the Celebrity Cheese, your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast...
Frat Buddies For Life!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo meets a frat brother, Guess who has risen from the Dead? When 3 Commie's get together, what could go wrong? New York, Chicago and Los Angeles, Oh My and there will be no more nad's in DC in 2026. On Head Trauma (Movie Mashup) plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes post on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
One For The Saints & Sinners!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo celebrates one year with some flashbacks and flash forwards. The Love Me/Hate Me Email segment, Is Slumlord Governor Gavin Newsom about ready to check in at the Hotel California? Is it the guns or the people using them? On Head Trauma (Total Recall), Plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior including Celebrity Cheese, The Friday Mo Fuggin' Funny, and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes post on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Huggy Bear and Kissy Face Get Real!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo congratulates Cracker Barrel, Have you met Gavin Trump? Is America about to turn Chinese? Who are Pete & Bobby? Guess who's taking playing huggy bear, kissy face to a new level? On Head Trauma (Pick Your News) Plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thing. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes post on Monday, Wednesday & Friday
On A Mission From God?
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo puts a nail in the Epstein Case. What the Democrats want you to believe about them, this week. Five actresses who say they regret getting naked and have you ever wondered what old retired prostitutes talk about? Head Trauma (The Mystery Voice), Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and One More Thang. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes post on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
Never Screw With A Logo!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo says goodbye to the Bunny. Uncle Cracker gets the Axe but why? POTUS turns blue for a night. Whare name would you give the first city on Mars? New news about Howard Sterns retirement! On Head Trauma (The Screen Test) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including The Friday Mo Fuggen' Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and One More Thang. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes Post on Monday, Wednesday and Friday
How Do You Like Your Mumbo Jumbo?
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo reveals who wants to get to heaven by raising a little hell. You won't believe this liar liar pants on fire mumbo jumbo.. Grab a spoon for some tasty turd sauce. They're cooking illegals at the border, find out how and did you know white people have never invented anything in America? On Head Trauma (I Start It and You Finish It) plus our usual lunacy & loose behavior. including Weird, Wacky, and Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang. The conversation continues between podcasts...
If You're Not In Traction, You Got No Action!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo, explores the possibility Putin sharted himself. Bend over California, it's screwing time again. Big changes are coming at MSNBC. Are you a dangerous person, we'll find out and we go back to the 80;s! On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New Episodes drop on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Who Throws A Sandwich, Really?
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo grapples with the art of sandwich tossing, Trump Versus Putin! Another Dem goes Rat Crap Crazy, The Slumlord's Jazz Hands were working overtime, and the Ozzy Osbourne stories keep coming! On Head Trauma (It Sounds Dirty, But It's Not plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including the Friday Mo' Fuggen Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang. The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes post on Monday, Wednesday, & Friday!
A Lack Of Sleep Makes Me A Creep!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo tackles Trump's DC invasion. Is California Slumlord Governor an absentee Governor? Should parents be held accountable for their teens actions? Thinking about moving to Denver? Better think again! What are the 8 signs you have a great girlfriend fellas? On Head Trauma (The Movie Mash) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including Weird, Wacky & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Sleaze, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New episodes post on Monday, Wednesday & Friday
A Message Of Love!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo has a message of love for another podcaster, th new feature "What's Your Point", Is Facebook & Instagram up to their old tricks? Forget women's jeans, how about Men's jeans? Who has the most vandalized star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? On Head Trauma (The Mystery Voice plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More thang! The conversation continues between podcast on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New Episodes post on Monday, Wednesday & Friday
Suddenly She Was Naked!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo introduces "What's Your Point", Do you suffer from White Envy, Who's rooting for New York? Is expensive coffee a thing of the past? and is it weird if someone doesn't like cartoons. On Head Trauma (Pick Your News) plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including the Friday "Mo Fuggen" Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from out Gmail, and One More Thang! The conversation continues on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New episodes post on Monday, Wednesday and Friday!
One Big Cluster Fook!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo throws out the format and flies by the seat of his pants hitting one hot topic after another. On Head Trauma (Star Quates) plus our usual Lunacy and Loose Behavior including Weird, Wacky, & Ridiculous People, Celebrity Cheese and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ RatsAssPodcast.com
New Episodes drop on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
Sydney Moves Up On The Sexy Scale!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo discovers they're guilty as hell but no one seems to care. Are you really going to miss PBS and NPR? Sidney Sweeney just jumped from a 7 to a 9 on the sexy scale. I have an "I told you so" for you and just in time for Halloween, a new taste sensation is on the way! On Head Trauma (The Screen Test), plus our usual lunacy and loose behavior including Saw It On The X, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail, and One More Thing! The conversation continues on X...
When Sexy Isn't Sexy At All!
On this episode of the Rat's Ass Podcast, Mojo explores why New Yorkers can't find a U-Haul, Are the Democrats finally telling the truth? When sexy isn't really sexy at all. Is Kamala Harris about to scar us? How the movie Animal House demonstrates today's political culture! On Head Trauma (Total Recall) plus our usual Lunacy & Loose Behavior including The Friday "Mo Fuggen" Funny, Celebrity Cheese, Your Email from our Gmail and One More Thang! The conversation continues between podcasts on X and @ ratsasspodcast.com
New episodes drop on Monday, Wednesday, & Friday!
