The Hard2Watch Podcast
The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on XFollow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get...
135 - Roy Sullivan (Or Lightning Crashes)
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Today The Monk tells us about the man who got hit by lightning the most times in recorded human history and Zeus is pissed yo!
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134 - Deer Crossing Part 2
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Deer Crossing gets brought to justice once and for all. Get ready to learn how one movie completely unravels into like 6 different movies in the final ten minutes of the goddamn runtime....this is why we live to drown our sorrows in the pumpkin water....
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133 - Deer Crossing Part 1
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Today is the day that we finally see the release of part 1 of the H2Dub takedown of Deer Crossing. This show was originally recorded well over a year ago and Cap and The Monk still haven't fully recovered from the trauma of watching this horse tier movie. Now's your chance to finally get dragged down with us!
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132 - Bond Theory (Or Random Rambles 8)
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Cap and The Monk talk show news, movie trivia, and Theories on Jimmithy Bond and more! Click the AMA link in the show notes and start asking questions!
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131 - Waxing Philosophical (Or What to do With Your Junk)
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Cap and the Monk discuss the Bible and the philosophy of how to properly handle a body swap.
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130 - The Year Of The Horse (Or A History Of Equine Inequity)
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We find ourselves hopelessly trapped in another year of the horse. If things look bleak, there's a reason, and Cap is here to present some historical context to why every year of the horse is an absolute mess! Plus, some bagging on the flat earth kangaroos and more!
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129 - H2Dub Vs Flat Earthers (Or Public School Failed You)
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Today Cap and The Monk bring Flat Earthers to justice for their crimes against sanity and the basic understanding of math and physics...and Cap blames this mania on the year of the horse!
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128 - Bells Of Innocence Part 3
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The trilogy of terror that is The Hard2Watch review of Bells of Innocence concludes as we wrap up our chuck Norris Tribute Month! Find out if the story gets wrapped up in a coherent a satisfying way....spoiler alert, it doesn't. Plus Palm Beach Pete gets taken to Monk's court!
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127 - Bells Of Innocence Part 2
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Cap and The Monk are back to face off against Bells of Innocence again. A Horrible Horror movie, question mark? Horrible yes, horror movie? Maybe in the loosest sense. Plus is the mysterious octopus getting added to that Hard2Watch animal rouges gallery?! Find out today!
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126 - Bells Of Innocence Part 1
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Chuck is back and this time he's fighting ghosts or something in a modern day old west town, question mark? Buckle up boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are taking down a so-called Christian "Horror" film allegedly starring Chuck Norris!
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125 - Forest Warrior Part 2
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In part 2 of Chuck Norris's Forest Warrior we find out just how dangerous these woods kids can get as well as what happens when a man is willing to murder a bear to take his bear wife, plus what happens when a mini Monk luchas too close to the sun!
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124 - Forest Warrior Part 1
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Roundhouse kicking off Chuck Norris memorial month, H2Dub tackles Chuck Norris in Forest Warrior. Here's a story about the murder of a mountain man, his subsequent murder of multiple animals to steal their life energy and powers, a little girl who is having a psychotic break, a logging company, and...Animorphs, question mark?
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123 - R.I.P. Chuck Norris
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Cap and The Monk pay tribute to the late martial arts legend. Rest in power Chuck!
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122 - The Hitman Part 2
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It's time for the thrilling conclusion, question mark? Of Chuck Norris is The Hitman! There's going to be one-liners that make no sense, a plot that's full of holes, racism will be solved with story time and a punch in the face and Cap and The Monk will give their final review score! Plus a round house kick!
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121 - The Hitman Part 1
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Chuck and Aaron Norris are back again as the actor/director duo of another cop out of water vehicle. This time Carlos rips a page out of Seagal's playbook and is betrayed by his partner and then turns into a cold blooded killer with a heart of gold....question mark? Find out today!
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120 - Monk's Book Corner Featuring Diamonds Are Forever Part 2
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Bond Jimmithy Bond, is off to Vegas to do some gambling on the strip, kill another cab driver, and maybe even take in a movie. What's going on with the diamond smuggling ring he's been sent to investigate? Well fuck you for asking because he won't be solving anything yet again, in the thrilling conclusion to The Monk's Book Corner featuring the UK's greatest literary bell end James Bond in Diamonds are Forever!
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119 - Monk's Book Corner Featuring Diamonds Are Forever Part 1
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Jimmithy is back and this time breaking from character he is going to act like the worst secret agent ever! That's right, our boy still sucks at being a super spy and at gambling and at remembering to do what he's told. Plus, Cap hates all of your halftime shows and your missing celebrity parents!
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118 - Monks Court The People Vs The People Vs H2Dub Vs The Apocalypse
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Today the battle for the H2Dub Vs the Zombie Apocalypse poster is settled in Monk's Court. Judge Monk is presiding as self proclaimed #1 hardons Layla and Rob plead their case for to be the winner of the contest with Captain LAMOTU as prosecution. There can be only one winner and the loser will be sentenced to foot pervertry!
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117 - Guns and Gargoyles (Or It's Grotesque) with WillyWillWorXs
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Cap and The Monk are joined once again by special guest, artist WillyWillworxs to talk about a very special episode of the Disney animated tv series Gargoyles. It's all about gun control and what member of what team is the best. Plus, how Kong can beat Godzilla with hurled turds and the Monk spends most of the episode eating soup because he's a hack and a fraud!
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116 - A Dangerous Man Part 2
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Cap and The Monk are back to polish off the turd that is A Dangerous Man. Steven Seagal and company continue to make baffling decisions, terrible tactical moves, and spit nonsense dialog all while Steven's much slimmer stunt double does all the work in the fight scenes. Plus, a tiny Asian man gets stuffed into a cubby, Seagal puts that stupid fuckin jacket back on and....maybe Cap will even serenade you...
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115 - A Dangerous Man Part 1
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When Steven Seagal plays yet another avocado shaped former CIA/Special Forces operator turned vigilante, only one duo has what it takes to criticize the lazy ass writing, wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overuse of a stunt double 40lbs lighter than the so-called star! H2Dub is getting to the bottom of what Steve was doing after he left Jefferson Parrish at the end of Lawman season 1, "A Dangerous Man." Spoiler Alert: This movie is butts.
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114 - The Monk's Book Corner Featuring Moonraker Part 2
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This week not even the squishy protests of The Micro Monk can stop The Monk's Book corner from finishing the tale of Jimmithy Renee Bond Vs The United Kingdom in Moonraker! Put on your white tuxedo jacket and thrill to the tale of Bond driving like and asshole, eating bugs, getting steam cleaned, and generally bringing down the crown with one pathetic attempt at espionage after another, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!
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113 - The Monk's Book Corner Featuring Moonraker Part 1
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Jimmithy Bond is back to his old antics as The Monk's Book corner tells Cap all about the UK's "greatest" "spy" question mark? In his latest series of gambling losses, asshole food orders, and wearing a tuxedo at all times. How will Jimmy B bring down the crown this time? Will Mi5 finally get fed up and shoot him into space? Will he order more bacon and eggs? Find out today in part one of the epic review of the Moonraker novel!
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112 - 2025 Was Hard2Watch (Or You Dirty Rat)
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2025 has come and gone and Cap and The Monk have your yearly recap of all the things that were Hard2Watch! Teleportation, driveway theft, and rodents being brought to justice oh my! Plus so much more!
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111 - Home Alone 5 Part 3
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It's all led up to this! The traps finally come out and the wheels really come off in terms of writing...and we haven't even begun to talk about Snow Kid. Plus: How The Boat saved Christmas! All that and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!
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110 - Home Alone 5 Part 2
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Merry X-Mas and Happy Holidays to all the Hardons out there! Cap and The Monk's present to you?! Part 2 of our epic 3 part Home Alone 5 review! So gather round the tree with you closest family, friends, pets, and enemies and open up a big box of christmas cheer with H2Dub! Ho Ho Hoooooonooooooooo!
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109 - Home Alone 5 Part 1
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Because the Hard-ons demanded it: H2Dub goes to war with Home Alone 5. A new hero, question mark? Is on the scene in the form of Finn Baxter and he and Cap and The Monk are here to take him to task for trying to get his grubby mitts on our boat! Settle in for some Holiday cheers and jeers.....mostly jeers.
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108 - The Sarajevo Santa (Or The Ghost Camaro Of Christmas Past)
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It's time to kick off the season of giving with another classic X-Mas happenstance! When a country falls apart and the remains of it go to war with each other, one man will rise up, build a battle car and go deliver food and legos to the kids! This is the story of Helge Meyer and his Ghost Camaro.
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107 - Lawman 13
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We say goodbye to Lawman month as Steve says goodbye to the boys after easily his roughest day on the force. Season one ends with a bang as there's crime all over the place and no officer Eric to be seen! We finally did it. We finished season 1 of Lawman. How many random objects has Seagal eaten? How many children has he wrist controlled? How fat is fat bald cop? Will Cap and The Monk answer any of these questions? Find out today!
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106 - Lawman 12
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In the Penultimate episode of Steven Seagal Lawman season 1 we see Steve and the boys finally find that car accident Tubi threatened us with in a previous blurb and the SWAT team goes to battle with the nutria that are attacking Jefferson Parrish.
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105 - This Is H2Dub News A Thanksgiving Special (Report)
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Tonight we preempt your regularly scheduled Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special to bring you an H2Dub News Special Report on the newly self appointed "President of The New Constitutional Republic Of The United States Of America"
For more on this we head to the H2Dub News room with your lead anchors Captain LAMOTU and Judge The Felonious Monk.
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104 - Lawman 11
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Steve and the Gang are back again and Jefferson Parrish continues to learn that Chief Steve has the intellect and thoughtfulness of a stick bug. Plus Steven Seagal Vs cellulitis!
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103 - Lawman 10
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Seagal is back on the streets with his boys. Officer Eric, better get your knight stick, they might get locked in the trunk.
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102 - The Mummy Resurrected Part 2
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Today we finish getting assaulted by The Mummy Resurrected Part 2. Papa has a belly full of rocks and a pocket full of sand and he's ready to go spelunking!
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101 - The Mummy Resurrected Part 1
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It's been 5 months since Cap and The Monk last recorded an episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. What happened to our heros? Did Seagal get em? Find out today on a thrilling new H2Dub! Plus the boys review a horrible horror movie! Happy Halloween!
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100 - Keepin It At 100 (Or C You In The Funny Papers)
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The long awaited 100th episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast is here! Cap and The Monk clown on fools, talk about Steven Seagal's arms and tell you another bedtime story, plus a special guest appearance from Imperial Inquisitor Grimdark to tell us how to praise the Emperor!
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99 - Captain LAMOTUs Bedtime Tales V (Or Hands Off My Apples)
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I can see that you are getting awful tuckered. Trow on your footie jams because it's time for another Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales! We're going really hands on this time....in a manner of speaking
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98 - Above The Law Part 3
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Nico Pastrami finishes his battle with Citizen CIA and the city of Chicago in the epic conclusion to The Hard2Watch marathon 3 part review of Above The Law! Also: Horses are the worst.
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97 - Above The Law Part 2
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Cap and The Monk continue to bring Steven Seagal to justice in part 2 of their review of Above The Law. Chicago will never be the same....and neither will Nico Tortellini!
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96 - Above The Law Part 1
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No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch.
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