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Cap and The Monk are back for the review of the most horrifying movie yet! The Huge Jacked Man in X-Men Origins Wolverine. is this the worst movie ever made? Are the X-men a bunch of Hackulent Fraudulators? Is this movie good? All these answers are maybe answered today...or at least in part because this is going to take a lot more than a single episode to cover...

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The H2Dub turns 150 today and as is our custom on our season finales, we present to you a super variety show with a little ramble, a little happenstance, a little bedtime story and for the first time ever...maybe a little....animal court?

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The time has finally come for us to find out who would win in a fight: Frankenstein's monster or the Mummy....that is...after we struggle through about another hour of them not even knowing that the other one even exists. Cap and The Monk continue this complete tear down of a movie with a title that only actually happens for about 6 minutes right at the ass end of the so-called film.

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It's spooky season again and this time Cap and The Monk are pitting two of the monsters from previous seasons against each other in a battle to the death! Whoever wins, we lose....because we had to watch this terrible movie.

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Looks like someone has sleepy eyes. Good thing Cap is here to read you another heart warming family bedtime story to put you to sleep. Tonight we find out what happens to a Queen and her two princes when the king leaves for war and her Mother in Law is somehow left in charge...or do we?

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In part 2 of The Monk's Book Corner reviewing the novel From Russia With Love, Jimmithy Renee Bond is back on the case and he's got himself a new Turkish Felix to help him on his mission. Will his new friend get what's coming to him? Plus the most satisfying ending to a Bond novel in the history of the series!

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Monk's Book corner is back with another Jimmithy Renee Bond adventure. This time Flemming waits until nearly halfway through the damn book before he lets Jimmithy into the picture. Will this limit the damage? Will Flemming continue to hate red heads? Will there be bacon and eggs? Find out all this and more in part 1 of the review!

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With all the celebrities that we love and cherish dropping like flies this year, Cap asks the burning questions about the afterlife and The Monk insults Sabarro!

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Cap and The Monk continue to review the many beatings that John Wick for Jesus, Aaron Beckman takes at the hands of small women in part 2 of the action packed review of Beckman. This episode has not been edited for family viewing.

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David A.R. White plays John Wick for Jesus in "Beckman" and it's once again Cap and The Monk's cross to bear to watch it and see why it sucks. Find out how they screwed up the first half of the movie today in part 1!

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Just prior to the outbreak of WWI a group of British University students decided to play a prank on the HMS Dreadnaught, a state of the art warship by putting on black face. This is their ridiculous story...

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Captain LAMOTU questions why bad writing persists in human society when we could choose quality entertainment, why no one has any fuckin sense in a writers room and takes Neil Druckman to task for thinking he can teach us a moral lesson when the only reasonable outcome to the aftermath of Joel Miller's death is bloody merciless revenge!

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We finish skinning this shark today and even mercury poisoning would have been more pleasurable than having to watch it. This Tubi original is brought to justice at last by listener request!

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If you thought that Sharknado was a good movie so you trusted the producers to bring that energy to the moon...get ready to be disappointed by Shark Side of the Moon. Cap is going to be pissed in this one, buckle up...

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Happy 250th Birthday Merica! Today we celebrate by talking about some of the lunatics that have governed the great nation of The United States of America. Fuck King George!

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It's getting sleepy in here once again, so tuck yourself in and get ready to hear just how F'd up sleeping beauty was in it's original form as Cap tells you another book accurate bedtime tale!

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Today The Monk tells us about the man who got hit by lightning the most times in recorded human history and Zeus is pissed yo!

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Deer Crossing gets brought to justice once and for all. Get ready to learn how one movie completely unravels into like 6 different movies in the final ten minutes of the goddamn runtime....this is why we live to drown our sorrows in the pumpkin water....

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Today is the day that we finally see the release of part 1 of the H2Dub takedown of Deer Crossing. This show was originally recorded well over a year ago and Cap and The Monk still haven't fully recovered from the trauma of watching this horse tier movie. Now's your chance to finally get dragged down with us!

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Cap and The Monk talk show news, movie trivia, and Theories on Jimmithy Bond and more! Click the AMA link in the show notes and start asking questions!

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Cap and the Monk discuss the Bible and the philosophy of how to properly handle a body swap.

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We find ourselves hopelessly trapped in another year of the horse. If things look bleak, there's a reason, and Cap is here to present some historical context to why every year of the horse is an absolute mess! Plus, some bagging on the flat earth kangaroos and more!

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Today Cap and The Monk bring Flat Earthers to justice for their crimes against sanity and the basic understanding of math and physics...and Cap blames this mania on the year of the horse!

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The trilogy of terror that is The Hard2Watch review of Bells of Innocence concludes as we wrap up our chuck Norris Tribute Month! Find out if the story gets wrapped up in a coherent a satisfying way....spoiler alert, it doesn't. Plus Palm Beach Pete gets taken to Monk's court! 

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Cap and The Monk are back to face off against Bells of Innocence again. A Horrible Horror movie, question mark? Horrible yes, horror movie? Maybe in the loosest sense. Plus is the mysterious octopus getting added to that Hard2Watch animal rouges gallery?! Find out today!

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Chuck is back and this time he's fighting ghosts or something in a modern day old west town, question mark? Buckle up boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are taking down a so-called Christian "Horror" film allegedly starring Chuck Norris!

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In part 2 of Chuck Norris's Forest Warrior we find out just how dangerous these woods kids can get as well as what happens when a man is willing to murder a bear to take his bear wife, plus what happens when a mini Monk luchas too close to the sun!

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Roundhouse kicking off Chuck Norris memorial month, H2Dub tackles Chuck Norris in Forest Warrior. Here's a story about the murder of a mountain man, his subsequent murder of multiple animals to steal their life energy and powers, a little girl who is having a psychotic break, a logging company, and...Animorphs, question mark?

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Cap and The Monk pay tribute to the late martial arts legend. Rest in power Chuck!

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It's time for the thrilling conclusion, question mark? Of Chuck Norris is The Hitman! There's going to be one-liners that make no sense, a plot that's full of holes, racism will be solved with story time and a punch in the face and Cap and The Monk will give their final review score! Plus a round house kick!

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Chuck and Aaron Norris are back again as the actor/director duo of another cop out of water vehicle. This time Carlos rips a page out of Seagal's playbook and is betrayed by his partner and then turns into a cold blooded killer with a heart of gold....question mark? Find out today!

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Bond Jimmithy Bond, is off to Vegas to do some gambling on the strip, kill another cab driver, and maybe even take in a movie. What's going on with the diamond smuggling ring he's been sent to investigate? Well fuck you for asking because he won't be solving anything yet again, in the thrilling conclusion to The Monk's Book Corner featuring the UK's greatest literary bell end James Bond in Diamonds are Forever!

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Jimmithy is back and this time breaking from character he is going to act like the worst secret agent ever! That's right, our boy still sucks at being a super spy and at gambling and at remembering to do what he's told. Plus, Cap hates all of your halftime shows and your missing celebrity parents!

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Today the battle for the H2Dub Vs the Zombie Apocalypse poster is settled in Monk's Court. Judge Monk is presiding as self proclaimed #1 hardons Layla and Rob plead their case for to be the winner of the contest with Captain LAMOTU as prosecution. There can be only one winner and the loser will be sentenced to foot pervertry!

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Cap and The Monk are joined once again by special guest, artist WillyWillworxs to talk about a very special episode of the Disney animated tv series Gargoyles. It's all about gun control and what member of what team is the best. Plus, how Kong can beat Godzilla with hurled turds and the Monk spends most of the episode eating soup because he's a hack and a fraud!

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Cap and The Monk are back to polish off the turd that is A Dangerous Man. Steven Seagal and company continue to make baffling decisions, terrible tactical moves, and spit nonsense dialog all while Steven's much slimmer stunt double does all the work in the fight scenes. Plus, a tiny Asian man gets stuffed into a cubby, Seagal puts that stupid fuckin jacket back on and....maybe Cap will even serenade you...

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When Steven Seagal plays yet another avocado shaped former CIA/Special Forces operator turned vigilante, only one duo has what it takes to criticize the lazy ass writing, wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overuse of a stunt double 40lbs lighter than the so-called star! H2Dub is getting to the bottom of what Steve was doing after he left Jefferson Parrish at the end of Lawman season 1, "A Dangerous Man." Spoiler Alert: This movie is butts.

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This week not even the squishy protests of The Micro Monk can stop The Monk's Book corner from finishing the tale of Jimmithy Renee Bond Vs The United Kingdom in Moonraker! Put on your white tuxedo jacket and thrill to the tale of Bond driving like and asshole, eating bugs, getting steam cleaned, and generally bringing down the crown with one pathetic attempt at espionage after another, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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Jimmithy Bond is back to his old antics as The Monk's Book corner tells Cap all about the UK's "greatest" "spy" question mark? In his latest series of gambling losses, asshole food orders, and wearing a tuxedo at all times. How will Jimmy B bring down the crown this time? Will Mi5 finally get fed up and shoot him into space? Will he order more bacon and eggs? Find out today in part one of the epic review of the Moonraker novel!

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2025 has come and gone and Cap and The Monk have your yearly recap of all the things that were Hard2Watch! Teleportation, driveway theft, and rodents being brought to justice oh my! Plus so much more!

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