Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast
For those who grew up loving Twilight, and those just joining the Twilight Renaissance! We watch the Twilight movies one scene at a time -- dissecting the lore, analyzing characters, and make sense of the science Stephenie Meyer created along the way. Hosted by Chicago comedians Ben Hebert and Sarah Murphy! Follow the podcast: https://www.instagram.com/bitesizedpod_/ Twilight: Episode 1 - Episode 69 (nice) New Moon: Episode 70 - Present
Bit-Off Ep. 1
Join Sarah and Editor Ben as they watch and discuss a deleted scene from The Twilight Saga: New Moon!
You can find this kind of thing and much more at www.patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 120 - Bella Swan Edward Cullen Cottagecore Tradwife Fanfic
In the very one-hundred-and-twentienth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 50 (1:49:31-1:50:44)! They talk about forest frolicking, Shark Tank, and search engine optimization!
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Ep. 119 - [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS]
In the very one-hundred-and-nineteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 49 (1:46:43-1:49:31)! They talk about Bella rotations, Edward chokeslams, and fight choreography!
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Ep. 118 - Aro Through My Heart
In the very one-hundred-and-eighteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 48 (1:42:48-1:46:43)! They talk about seasonal depression, Edward's neck, and Forever Twilight in Forks!
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Ep. 117 - Die Fartermaus
In the very one-hundred-and-seventeenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Cody Lee Walker discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 47 (1:41:27-1:42:48)! They talk about opera, vampire secretaries, and farting!
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Ep. 116 - LOVE IS REAL
In the very one-hundred-and-episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 46(1:38:50-1:41:27)! They talk about henchmen, Alice's parking job, and the beautiful irrationality of love!
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Ep. 115 - The Twelfth Bing Bong
In the very one-hundred-and-fifteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 45 (1:36:47-1:38:50)! They talk about cinematography, color theory, and and a big clock that go bing bong!
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Ep. 114 - Sun Facts
In the very one-hundred-and-fourteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 44 (1:35:15-1:36:47)! They talk about the sun, Alice's crimes, and vampire fact vs. myth!
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Ep. 113 - Three Cool Chairs and Also Edward is There
In the very one-hundred-and-thirteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 43 (1:34:16-1:35:15)! They talk about cool chairs, inflight movies, and Michael Sheen's award nominations!
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Ep. 112 - Flying Virgin
In the very one-hundred-and-twelfth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 42 (1:32:41-1:34:16)! They talk about podcast history, air shows, and read to you!
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Ep. 111 - Bad Connections All Around
In the very one-hundred-and-eleventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 41 (1:29:48-1:32:41)! They talk about phone calls, being vulnerable, and movie theatre etiquette!
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Ep. 110 - Ah! A Girl!
In the very one-hundred-and-tenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 40(1:27:02-1:29:48)! They talk about vampire jumpscares, werewolf grudges, and Edward's travels!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 109 - No Regrets, All Kisses
In the very one-hundred-and-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 39(1:23:37-1:27:02)! They talk about failed relationships, vampire odors, and yell at a fictional teenager because they can't yell at their teenage selves!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 108 - The Harry J. Fishwater Memorial Episode
In the very one-hundred-and-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 38 (1:22:25-1:23:37)! They talk about a great man who meant a lot to a lot of people.
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 107 - Follow the Bubbles, Bella!
In the very one-hundred-and-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 37(1:20:10-1:22:25)! They talk about high school fashion, vampire buoyancy, and read some real emo shit!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 106 - Oblivia Swan
In the very one-hundred-and-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 36 (1:16:44-1:20:10)! They talk about Harry's bad lying, Chris Weitz's amazing cinematography, and Charlie's complete lack of attention to his surroundings!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 105 - Boy Patrol
In the very one-hundred-and-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 35(1:15:58-1:16:44)! They talk about boys, patrols, and the looming threat of a bug!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 104 - The First Annual Bella Stop Talking Day
In the very one-hundred-and-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 34(1:13:52-1:15:58)! They talk about humansplaining, werewolf self-hatred, and Laurent's shiny head!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 103 - Emily McMuffin of the Washington McMuffins
In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 33 (1:11:14-1:13:52)! They talk about giant muffins, a beautiful cabin, and meet Emily Fishwater!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 102 - JortsCon 2009
In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 32(1:09:10-1:11:14)! They talk about more jorts, quesadillas, and get all French!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 101 - Belly Button Standoff
In the very one-hundred-and-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Ben discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 31 (1:04:39-1:09:10)! They talk about belly buttons, werewolf telepathy, and teenage angst!
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EPISODE 100
In the very ONE-HUNDREDTH episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Ben play Twilight trivia to celebrate episode 100!
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Ep. 99 - Smashion Jorts
In the very ninety-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 30(1:03:43-1:05:39)! They talk about gaslighting the Swans, vampire fighting, and werewolf fashion!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 98 - Launana
In the very ninety-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 29 (59:43-1:03:43)! They talk about Laurent, the Minions, and finally meet some werewolves!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 97 - The Worst Sixty Seconds of the Movie So Far
In the very ninety-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 28 (58:43-59:43)! They talk about Bella walking through the woods and that's it because that's pretty much the only thing going on in this absolute nothing of a scene!
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Ep. 96 - Jacob's Future is Unwritten
In the very ninety-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Mindy Shore discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 27 (55:18-58:43)! They talk about Bella's hobbies, Jacob's tattoos, and Edward's politics!
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Ep. 95 - Harry Fishwater's Mojo Dojo Casa House
In the very ninety-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 26 (54:10-55:18)! They talk about football, fan fiction, and hang out with the boys!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 94 - An Exploration of Interior Architecture
In the very ninety-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Allen Lucas discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 25 (50:29-54:10)! They talk about Canadian indie films, the symbolism of mirrors, and interior architecture!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 93 - Frickin Faceshoot
In the very ninety-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 24 (49:53-50:29)! They talk about holding hands, Bella's alternate futures, and a vampire movie that isn't Twilight!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 92 - Brought to You By Burger King
In the very ninety-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 23 (49:13-49:53)! They talk about movie posters, product placement, and try to sell out!
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Burger King press release: https://www.qsrmagazine.com/news/bk-launches-new-moon-promo/
Ep. 91 - Mike Newton, You Stole my Heart
In the very ninety-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 22(47:07-49:13)! They talk about makeout movies, friend dates, and show out appreciation for the Newton boy!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 90 - Thank You, Brother Jacob
In the very ninetieth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 21 (44:30-47:07)! They talk about dirty bicycles, Jacob being nice, and meet a new member of the family!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 89 - Just Rough Housin With the Boyz
In the very eighty-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 20 (42:14-44:30)! They talk about cliff diving, clownfish, and ice pp.
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Ep. 88 - CBT
In the very eighty-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 19 (40:48-42:14)! They talk about Charlie's past, Bella's dreams, and there's a whole thing about a walrus!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 87 - That One Time Bella Threw Pizza So Hard it Turned Into a Wrench
In the very eighty-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 18 937:41-40:48)! They talk about werewolf muscles, Goofus & Gallant, and our undying love of Chris Weitz!
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Ep. 86 - Bella! How the Hell Have You Been, Loca?
In the very eighty-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 17 (35:40-37:41)! They talk about dirt bikes, hobbies, and maybe being a little bit Team Jacob!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 85 - A Pete in the Hand is Worth a Chet in the Bush
In the very eighty-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Liz McCreight discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 16 (32:03-35:40)! They talk about Anna Kendrick, motorcycle gangs, and bar names!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 84 - "Women Be Shopping"-Charlie Swan
In the very eighty-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 15 (30:30-32:03)! They talk about women, shopping, and women shopping!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 83 - There's a Possibility... Bella's Sad
In the very eighty-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Emily Bouroudjian discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 14 (28:16-30:30)! They talk about Shakespeare, sending emails, and our favorite places to be sad!
We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email [email protected] or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!
Ep. 82 - Sad Girls Can't Run
In the very eighty-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Jess Mull discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 82 (25:50-28:16)! They talk about walking, werewolves, and lesbians!
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