GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

Kylie Jenner in a 50 million dollar fantasy bra?! The people seem so angry I was scared they might slap her perfect tits off! I start off this episode by getting into America's most loved (hated?) live streamed fashion show. So much to say! Next, I discuss my confusion around Megan Fox's latest business venture into an OnlyFans type platform called "Subs". How much money did she make? Will she show hole? Nothing is for certain as of now. After that, I praise the new show Crystal Lake and it's star, Linda Cardellini. I'm ready for season two! Throw another...

There is life before YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026) and life after YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026). This episode me and my bestie Connor (@connorxbowman) get into, what could quite possibly be, the most fascinating documentary of all time. Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim have created the most mind-bending showcase of disgraced Theranos owner, Elizabeth Holmes, and her narcissistic (well hung) husband, Billy Evans. We talk about everything from Elizabeth's Chuck E. Cheese lookin' face to Billy's bizarre control over his imprisoned wife's X account. There is so much to unpack here! Listen now

There was Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford, Nas vs. Jay-Z, Taylor Swift vs. Kanye, AND NOW... Kelly Clarkson vs. the "curiosity shop", Art of Play. After I start the episode by announcing my excitement for the Girls (2012-2017) revival, I get into the viral feud between the original American Idol winner and a Brooklyn store owner that is gatekeeping a mechanical bird. Who would've guessed this would be the most exciting drama of 2026?! Then I get into the more serious (and violent) drama surrounding Selma Blair and her recent plane debacle. Surprisingly, this wasn't her first mid-air SNAFU! Next...

AHHHHHH!!! What is that?! Is it an evil clown disguised as a republican news anchor? Oh. It's the wife of a billionaire... I start off this episode by addressing the elephant in the room: Susan Dell's bizarre facial transformation and its viral moment online. After that, I give a quick update on Gypsy-Rose Blanchard before discussing the latest fashion week feud between EJ Johnson and Rihanna. If this mini-scandal has taught us anything, it is to not cross BadGalRiRi or she will destroy you on Instagram with one word. Next, I give my thoughts on both Ryan Murphy's Lizzie...

The VMAs happened! Apparently, Madonna had a laser shoved up her ass and she had to let us all know. Also, Taylor Swift may or may not have invented an award just to ensure she could break her VMA tie with Beyoncé. B!tch. After that, BREAKING NEWS: Gypsy-Rose Blanchard might be involved in another murder?! THE SECOND TOWER HAS BEEN HIT! Next, I discuss the disturbing case of the Cornell 7 and my strong belief that greek life should be dismantled at universities. Then I discuss the new documentary on Hulu all about The Swan (2004-2005) and how it's n...

WTF?! Taylor Swift has no left armpit and she's pointing at a puddle on the floor?!?!? These are the two images she chose to promote her new song about Covid. After I complain about Taylor's recent artistic releases, I get into the most anticipated documentary of the year (decade?), You Can See Everything (2026). Is Elizabeth Holmes the most powerful liar girl of all time?! Next, I get into Channing Tatum's recently discovered burner account on Instagram. Do we believe that the mastermind behind @bidness_nonya could be anyone other than Chan? The jury is still out. Then I discuss...

Mother is mothering!!! Yes, not one, but TWO mothers to the gay community have become mothers themselves! Both Lady Gaga and Lena Dunham have welcomed children to planet E. Yay, mamas! After I congratulate them and comment on my personal disdain for children, I then of course have to talk about yet another icon's passing. We unfortunately lost Bob Mackie. He was the ultimate costume designer whom invented the word "iconic" with his artistry. Sad!!! Next up, I discuss the Emmys - or more so, the mind-bending ensemble that Shailene Woodley wore to the Emmys... WOAH. After that, I...

Guess what?! More death. Yes, sadly this week we lost the feminist icon, Gloria Steinem. Believe it or not, she did WAY MORE than have a guest appearance on season 2, episode 4 of And Just Like That... As Che Diaz would say, she was always "stepping her pu$$y up". After that, I get to talking about the scandalous cancellation of John Galliano's Met museum exhibit. Will this man ever be able to redeem himself?! It appears not. However, he will always have a legacy of great gowns... beautiful gowns. Next, I talk about everyone's latest true crime obsession, Lindsay...

It's a sick, cruel, and unfair world... Dolly Parton has died. I spend a large portion of this episode paying my respects to the blonde, busty artist that she was, while also sharing all of her greatest and most generous accomplishments. Oh, but guess what?! More people died! I also discuss the loss of the beloved actor, Tim Curry. Be sure to pour SEVERAL drinks out for these cultural icons. Next, I switch things up by discussing how Addison Rae might in fact be God based on her recent Instagram caption. After that, I touch on AnnaLynne McCord's wedding...

Hi! My name is Chanty Beluga! Did you know Gwyneth Paltrow is throwing a dinner in my honor at her Hamptons home? L-O-L ... Before I get into the lore of the new internet star named *Chanty Beluga*, we first must pay our respects to the late and great, Hayden Panettiere. Hayden is unfortunately one of several great child stars that has recently left us way too soon. After I share all of the details and theories surrounding Hayden's death, I get into the new vocal stim that is sweeping the nation... Chanty Beluga. Sometimes the world's greatest stars are...

Oh no! Another Disney adult has taken their fanfic too far and practically assaulted the poor twink portraying Peter Pan at Disneyland last week! I kick off this episode by giving everyone the scoop on @babytoni99 and her disturbing fondness for waifish lost boys that live in Neverland. After that, I spill the tea on the urgent matters surrounding the potential Barbie sequel, and what I believe should happen if there's a follow up film. Barbie should have s€x! Next up, Brad Pitt is drinking again after seven years of sobriety and I support this. Would love to pa...

James Haven is gay! "Who is that", you ask? Why, he's the brother of Angelina Jolie, who mouth kissed her on the red carpet back in 2000 at The Oscars. After congratulating James on his homosexuality, I then dive into the vary harrowing topic of Perez Hilton's gruesome mental breakdown on TikTok live. This might be the spookiest public meltdown of all time, so we wish that both Perez and his family can heal from this travesty. On a lighter note, Tate McRae made quite the deceptive sponcon video the other day. DID THE MAKEUP WIPE EVEN TOUCH HER FACE...

I'm still complaining about Taylor Swift's wedding!!! Well, mainly just comparing it to Emma Roberts' recent wedding to Cody John, and how this type of soiree is the chic event Taylor SHOULD have thrown. I digress... After that, I touch on the recent trend of celebrity kids dropping their father's last names. In the case of Suri Noelle (née Cruise), I understand because I too would not want to have any association to the church of scientology! Next up, I discuss The Invite (2026) and how straight people might actually be just as slutty as gay people. Do you k...

The Odyssey sucked!!!!!!!!!!!! I start out this episode by apologizing for missing last week due my trip to NYC. I saw Oh Mary! and it was f**king incredible. There was a slight hiccup though... Meg Stalter almost didn't perform due to bronchitis! Thank god our girl pulled through. After that, I make sure to address that Lindsey Graham died and how the internet treated the death like a comedy bit. He was gayer than a Care Bear! Next, I talk about my new hero, Robin Byrd, and her hot, new documentary, Bang My Box (2026) on HBO. This woman...

MADISON SQUARE F**KING GARDEN?! Where will their honeymoon be? At The Sphere in Vegas?? This episode contains a lot of complaints and criticisms about a certain celebrity wedding that recently occurred in NYC. However, before I bitch about that, I have a little Lindsay Lohan update. Not only is our girl 40, but there is also a Parent Trap sequel in development. My feelings on this are mixed, but excited for Lindsay, nevertheless. After the Lindsay news, I really lean into hating on Taylor Swift and her first husband's wedding. Basically, this wedding is the type of party the...

BREAKING: Jussie Smollett and Karamo Brown are a couple. There hasn't been this iconic of a liar duo since Milli Vanilli! I start off this episode with an update on our girl, Daveigh Chase (it's not good), and then I swiftly dive into deep shit-talking about the new gay it couple that is Jussie and Karamo. Do we think they will commit to each other as fiercely as Jussie committed to his false narrative?! After that, I switch topics and give my review of Steven Spielberg's Disclosure Day (2026). I didn't hate it! In fact, I love the silly click...

Helena Bonham Carter won't stop farting!!! Or at least that's what the internet is alleging. I start off this episode by getting into The White Lotus season 4 casting drama, and the bizarre details as to why Laura Dern has replaced Helena. After that, I discuss why male rhinoplasties can be a social misstep - as exemplified by that douchebag, Clavicular. Next up is Lizzo's new album that is performing poorly to say the least. By the way, did or did Lizzo not stick a banana up her pu$$y?! Please advise. Then I give an in depth analysis on...

STORMAGANZA AHEAD!!! This week I talk about a lot of upsetting things, but my snarky attitude makes them palatable (I think?). Sadly, we have to pour one out for another child star gone too soon. Daveigh Chase, the beloved actress who scared the shit out of us in The Ring (2002) has passed away. I can't take all this heartbreak! Thankfully, to lighten things up, I discuss the new outrageous comedy film, Stop! That! Train! (2026), and let you all know that Delta Work is WRONG and this movie is amazing. Next up, I discuss why the latest Scary Movie (2026) installment...

I'm pretty sure I said the word "gay" at least 500 times this episode. Did you know it's pride month?! I kick off this week's episode with a surprising brand partnership between Tom Brady and new coconut water called "Good Nut". A lot of people think coco water already tastes like semen, so why not just call it like it is! After that, I detail my takeaways from the new horror movie, Backrooms (2026), and why its concept is so unsettling. Does anyone remember the hellish children's play center called "Leaps and Bounds"? It's a very triggering memory! Next, I remind...

WHY DIDN'T LAURIE BECOME A POP STAR?! This deep dive episode is dedicated to everyone's favorite sleazy saga, Euphoria. While me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), would have liked to unpack Euphoria in its entirety, we only had enough breaths in us to focus on season 3. What a season it was! We talk about everything from the internet's hot takes, to Cassie's 50 foot woman tits, to Laurie's potential career endeavors had she not (spoiler!) hanged herself. She could've been the next Miss Rachel! Listen now

Lions, and tigers, and Azealia Banks wearing a crop top that says "lobotomy" in Hebrew - oh my! I kick this week's episode off by dissecting the recent viral video of Judi Jupiter abruptly interviewing Azealia Banks in NYC. Who knew that Azealia can play [kinda] nice sometimes! After that, I happily go on about Demna's latest Gucci show, but more specifically, how good Lindsay Lohan looked in attendance. Scrunched curls are back, baby! Next up is the scandalous new Netflix documentary, The Crash. Word to the wise - if you want to prove to the world that you're...

LOOK OUT TAYLOR SWIFT! There are two new pop divas to reckon with! The first one being my long time favorite, Trisha Paytas. I start out this episode by discussing Trisha Paytas in detail along with her multitude of career endeavors. What can't she do?! Next up, I get into my other favorite celebrity of the moment, Meg Stalter, and gab about her new hit single "Prettiest Girl In America". The song that will be the anthem of pride month! After that, I switch topics and discuss the new viral horror movie, Obsession (2025). If this movie teaches us anything...

Just a few updates this week! Charli XCX continues to give us s€xsi, unique, "rock" music, while other people continue to annoy the sh!t out of us. And by "other people" I'm directly referring to Blake Lively and James Charles. This week I kick off the episode by establishing my fondness for Charli's new song "Rock Music" while also clarifying that I'm no longer worried for her post-Brat era discography. After that, I have to b!tch about Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, and how their recently settled legal battle amounted to nothing but a landslide of negative tw...

The sequel sucked and Lena is in pain! THAT'S ALL!!! This episode I go DEEP on two very significant topics: Anne Hathaway's latest drag coded film, The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) and Lena Dunham's seminal new memoir, Famesick. As you can see by the length of this episode, I have a lot to say. I talk about everything from why Miranda Priestly has lost her cool to how Stanley Tucci is too sexy to be on anyone's "ugly f**k list". I also go in on why we should all shame ourselves for shaming Lena Dunham so bad a decade...

Madonna is back! Well, actually she never went anywhere, but she's here to tell you she's creating a new persona. One that involves Sabrina Carpenter, evidently. Listen to me get into Coachella weekend 2 and the fabulous duet between these pop divas. I discuss everything from Madge's stolen corset, her new sequel album, and my hot take on her aversion to collaborating with women she feels threatened by. After that, I go off on Anne Hathaway's latest film, Mother Mary (2026), where she plays a sopping wet pop star. Sadly, the film did not live up to my high (gay) expectations...

Hello hello hello! Have you ever willingly made a complete fool of yourself for the slim chance of television stardom? Well, if you have, then you have a lot in common with our modern messiah, Valerie Cherish! Oh yes, this week's episode is all about The Comeback and the show's legendary star. Join me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), as we discuss all of our favorite aspects of this incredible series, as well as break it down season by season. SPOILER ALERT: season 3 is the weakest, but we are hopeful it'll improve before it fully wraps. We cover everything...

Bieber slayed at Coachella!!! Just kidding, it kinda sucked. But you know who didn't suck? ADDISON RAE. Listen to me go deep on all of the highlights from Coachella weekend one. After that, I can't contain my excitement for the recently announced Martha Stewart biopic starring Cate Blanchett in the titular role. Also, did you know Cate Blanchett hates leaf blowers? Next up, I have to address the internet feud regarding Alex/Alix who look eerily alike, but apparently hate each other. Guess what? We still don't know why! Finally, I get into the Laguna Beach twenty year reunion...

Long episode! What can I say, I just love to talk about drama. Specifically, The Drama (2026) is a film I have a lot to say about. Would you call off a wedding after learning your soon-to-be spouse almost committed an unforgivable act of terror? Well, this film teaches us is that maybe you should. After that mess, I get into the unexpected and polarizing career pivot for Kylie Jenner's hard seltzer brand, Sprinter. Booze is out, you say? Well then, have a sip of my new wellness water! Next, I dive into my all time favorite show, Love on...

BIMBOFICATION! The new kink that's sweeping the internet thanks to republican husband, Bryon Noem! Yes, I am sure to break down this saucy, bizarre scandal in granular detail this episode. Honestly though, I hope Bryon owns his sexual oddities and starts an onlyfans to monetize! Become a full Barbie icon, my guy. After that, I switch topics completely and talk about my new favorite surface level (but stunning) documentary by Sofia Coppola about her gay bestie Marc Jacobs. Little me was obsessed with all things Marc, so to see these two on screen talking about Liza Minelli and Bob...

Ladies! If you are going to throw a metal bar stool at your man... be damn sure that he is not recording you! This week starts off with a bang as I dive into the entirety of scandal surrounding the very abrupt cancellation of the new season of The Bachelorette. Will Bachelor Nation survive after this?! After that mess, I get into the very anticipated new season of The Comeback. Valerie Cherish feels like part of my soul at this point, so a deep dive episode on all three seasons might be necessary! After that, I discuss the new...

AHHHH!!! Heidi Klum flopped so hard that it felt like a hate crime! This episode is mostly about the biggest night in Hollywood: The Oscars. Who won, who lost, and who looked like a dirty dish rag. Spoiler alert! Heidi Klum had a devastating fashion faux pas that I go on about for almost 20 minutes. Beyond all the Oscar discourse, I also talk about other important topics, such as Nicole Kidman's orgasmic appreciation for Tweety bird. Lastly, I have to complain about Chappell Roan and her recent Karen-esque behavior in Paris. Listen now!

Timothée Chalamet says no one cares about ballet and opera!!! Apparently, such comments will get you an internet beating and the potential loss of an Oscar. Aside from those harsh comments, Daryl Hannah was upset by the harsh portrayal of herself on Ryan Murphy's Love Story and has taken to the New York Times to air her grievances. If someone called me a cokewh0re, and I had never done coke, I'd correct them too! Moving on from that drama, I explain why the movie Slanted (2025) is a flop, despite it having some winning jokes throughout. Turns out, a...

Trying out something new out this episode - my CLONE will be hosting!!! JK, I do not have a clone, or at least not yet! Firstly, I of course have to address the latest internet conspiracy surrounding Jim Carrey. Can't a guy just get a chemical peel and some filler without being berated with clone accusations?! I mean, c'mon. After that, I take a long time explaining why Scream 7 (2026) is the worst film of the franchise. A POS, if you will. Then, sadly, I have to touch on Britney Spears' latest run-in with the law. We will always be...

Did anyone die this past week?! Thankfully, no. HOWEVER, Benny Blanco did fart and put his dirty feet on the couch. An abomination that viewers were recently subjected to. Aside from that travesty, viewers have also been tuning into Love Story - the 1000th Ryan Murphy show to drop in the past year. Love Story is very true to the chic, minimalist aesthetics of its two leads, although the real star of the show is Dree Hemingway's portrayal of Daryl Hannah. If we didn't know better, one might assume that this story ends up looking like an episode of...

WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO-HOO! That lyric hit me like a freight train. You know what else did? Both the new, groundbreaking adaptation of Wuthering Heights (2026) AND the new America's Next Top Model documentary on Netflix. This past week has been a significant one for any of the coquette girlies that might be on an SSRI. This episode, I of course do a deep dive on all of these new, significant pieces of artistic content. Lana sticking her head in an oven in the music video for her new single "White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter" is definitely something I was...

BREAKING: Bad Bunny performed at the Super Bowl this year and did not speak English. Did you hear?! WILD. This episode I of course give my take on the [not so] scandalous scandal regarding this year’s Super Bowl halftime performance and all the hullabaloo that came with it. However, I first have to pay my respects to the great James Van Der Beek aka Dawson Leery who sadly passed away this week. Too much death in 2026! I also touch on the new 200 million dollar music deal Britney Spears made the other day. Did I mention I’ve slept with...

"I MUST EXPRESS MYSELF. IF YOU DON'T LET ME, I WILL GO INSANE AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!" This, of course, is a slightly modified line from Beetlejuice (1988) spoken by the late Catherine O'Hara. Yes, unfortunately we have lost another icon. Everyone pay your respects to this fabulous diva by watching one of her many great works in both film and television. She deserves it! In other, slightly more uplifting news, the Grammys happened. Well... Addison did not win :( . At least we got to see Chappell Roan flashing her tits on the red carpet! She really ate...

THE WORLD IS IN PERIL! Well, at least we have a woman on TikTok to entertain us with her bizarre eating habits. Through the dark times we must always find a bit of light to guide us forward, and for me, that light is a blonde english teacher named Courtney Cook. She eats soup dumplings, she drenches everything in mayo, and she reassures us that we're "not stressin'". After I gab about Courtney, I move on to a more disappointing topic. As suspected, Ryan Murphy's new show The Beauty is a flop. However, it was quite fun to see...

I DO NOT WANT TO RECONCILE WITH MY FAMILY!!! That's what I texted my family group chat after they criticized my Ambrosia salad on Christmas. Similarly, the son of our queen Victoria Beckham has also severed ties with his family. The majority of this episode is all about the current drama between Brooklyn Beckham and his fam. There's so much to cover! Like how his wife Nicola tried to unalive her nanny. After that drama, I move on to the gay spectacle happening with the cast of Queer Eye. Karamo really said "I HATE YOU ALL" and dipped. Lastly...

Jennifer Lopez looks like sh!t and Julia Roberts spewed hate during her award presentation! Well, not exactly, but both of those statements are versions of takes I have on this year's Golden Globes. Listen to me share my thoughts on host Nikki Glaser, Ariana Grande's eyebrows, and Paul Thomas Anderson's tendency to flip-flop in catering between gays and straights. After all that noise, I move on to the more peaceful topic of a violent horror film about a rabid chimpanzee. I highly suggest everyone go see the movie Primate (2025) if you want to develop a phobia of monkeys...