Michelle & Travis

Whenever the free sign goes up, people come out of the woodwork. 

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Whenever anything gets put on a curb, people come out from under their rocks to find it. 

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Where there are possibly bears, you will not find Travis. 

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A guy with the world's smallest penis needs your help. 

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Travis stresses the importance of bathroom etiquette. 

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We get a follow-up from last week's 'Ask Michelle Anything'. 

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If you're mad at your neighbor and want to take some form of action, look for a security camera first. 

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Just stay off planes and rollercoasters right now for your own safety. 

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A college cheating scandal has caught Michelle's attention. 

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When other areas of the country are dealing with major problems, West Michigan has more parking controversy. 

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Finally, we get a win for common sense!

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Smoking weed as you get older might be the move to avoid dementia. 

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Travis joined a prestigious club over the weekend. 

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Does no sex actually make you sharper from a mental standpoint? That might be why the Knicks won a title. 

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Would you take money out of a lost wallet? No matter how big of a dirtbag you are, we promise this caller has you beat. 

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So, the noise might be increasing from the new amphitheater in Grand Rapids. 

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Dark humor is a sign of intelligence, according to experts. 

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There's certain information you should just leave off the internet about yourself. 

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Michelle has a staring problem. 

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If you're buying a home, you'd probably want to know what the neighbor situation is like especially if it's bad. 

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Travis has a raccoon problem. 

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You get the best of both worlds with this show, truly. 

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Fake it til you make it, we suppose. 

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What two fears is every person born with? 

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A listener's story has Travis hot and bothered. 

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Neighbor wars rage on in Travis' neighborhood. 

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Michelle put a diaper on yesterday and her life is now officially over. 

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Take your team building and shove it. 

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Nothing says America! quite like visiting Waffle House and Walmart. 

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Michelle learns that there's a museum dedicated to the vagina and she's not happy about it. 

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Ask Michelle Anything takes a wild turn. 

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Apparently, kids that are starting college now can barely read. What other things can't they do? 

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Pranking people is just a thing of the past with technology advancing. 

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Is this the worst generation of men that are coming up? 

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Travis claims he's going to be the 'cool' parent as his son gets older. 

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You've hit a low point in your life if you're making jewelry for people made out of bodily fluids. 

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This Day In History gets a little feisty this morning. 

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Why are wealthy people the most tone deaf? 

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Comedian Dave Dyer joins the show today. 

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If you hear your crank whistling, you should probably seek medical attention. 

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