Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
#157: Can You Believe?
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In which Lauren & Mattias ramble on about whatever comes up in their heads. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as heavy toes and face sponges.
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OpeningHeavy toesWeekly check inBunniesThanksgivingDentist storiesMovie on! Another StakeoutBird On A WireIntermissionRamblonMicroFaceDragon secretsRambo RainbowFantasy, Narnia, & SupermanWrap upWhat's ruining our livesFan Mail[drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#156: You're Wrong About That
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate 3 years of Roasty Toasty Ghosty! They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sneezing and being limited.
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#155: Dry Bird Turkey
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In which Lauren & Mattias explain Thanksgiving. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hydration problems and connecting with characters.
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#154: Racoon In The Oven
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In which Lauren & Mattias do a crash course on how to cook. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as friend love and people in your pants.
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OpeningWord of the day: HumbleWeekly check inAbout the LeftoversScary Movie 3Movie on! License To WedLock UpIntermissionFrendamore & trademarks Crash course: how to cook foodExtreme precautions for before cooking foodThings you should not do our avoid while cooking Wrap upWhat's ruining our lives[drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastS...
#153: You Can't But The Ding
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In which Lauren & Mattias do Halloween Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as a vacationfromfalling and being disappointedby the point.
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#152: Shaken, Not Disturbed
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In which Lauren & Mattias go submarine-deeps on the topic of quicksand. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as kids tv shows and being on fire.
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OpeningWeekly check inThe history of IcarusMovie on! Mad Max Beyond ThunderdomeNight at the Museum: Secet of the TombIntermissionSubmarine-deeps: QuicksandBasic factsBurning aliveHow deep does quick sand go?Can you dive into quick sand?What would happen if I did a handstand in quicksand?How to recognize quick sand?Where do you end up when you drown in quick sand?W...#151: We're Not Creepy People
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In which Lauren & Mattias tell about their recent adventures. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as a therapy thermos and lung breakers.
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#150: Angry Short Person
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In which Lauren & Mattias re-review previous films and tell a history lesson about Napoleon Bonaparte. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sand allergic dogs and the sad life of actors.
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OpeningWeekly check inMovie on! Mad MaxNight at the MuseumIntermissionKanga-reviewsVi hade iallafall tur med vädret igenTerminal VelocityHistory Lesson: Napoleon BonaparteWrap upWhat's ruining our lives Live Mad Libs! November 1, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#149: Toeless Moe
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In which Lauren & Mattias assign each other kanga-reviews and play Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as freezing pies and cinnamon bunnies.
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#148: Drink Clouds
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In which Lauren & Mattias deep dive into Google's word of the day and talk about sneezing. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as things that annoy us and lozenges.
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#147: #sharp
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In which Lauren & Mattias test their knowledge in the game "Dumb Ghosties". They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as stretching bones and surprise parties.
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OpeningAutumn & happy thingsSelf loveWeekly check inMovie on! The PatriotFather's DayIntermissionDumb GhostiesWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! October 11, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#146: Carb Problem
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In which Lauren & Mattias dig deep into Lauren's DNA. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hay cravings and dish bones.
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OpeningSkin coldRushingWeekly check inMovie on! BraveheartFlubberIntermissionLauren's DNA breakdownNutrition & FitnessPersonalityAncestryWrap upWhat's ruining our lives Live Mad Libs! October 11, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#145: Judged It From Behind
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In which Lauren & Mattias rank Charlie Sheens movies. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as allowing others to speak and ducks.
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#144: Soothe Your Soul
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In which Lauren & Mattias teach how to fight a cold. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hairball tea and liver cake.
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#143: Aren't Conversations Annoying?
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In which Lauren & Mattias provide a conversational skills crash course. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as drama and saying hi to cats.
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OpeningFruits?Weekly check inMovie on! JumanjiThe ArrivalIntermissionCrash course on conversational skillsWhat to do when you mess up or feel awkwardHow to not be socially awkwardWhat if you just aren't good with wordsWrap upLive Mad Libs! Septemmber 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#142: That Game Has Consequences
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In which Lauren & Mattias talk about vegetables and do some more Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as time travel and holes in butts.
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OpeningFeelings about vegetablesTime travelWeekly check inMovie on! The Little RascalsThe Boys Next DoorIntermissionMore time travel & Mad LibsWhat is ruining our livesThe end of the worldWrap upLive Mad Libs! August 23, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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#141: Finger Stabbing
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In which Lauren & Mattias read out a script and put their deadpan skills to the test. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as alcoholic intelligence and eyelash massages.
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OpeningFinger stabbingWeekly check inNew morning routineMovie on! RansomThe Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)IntermissionFighting & RumorsActing & SchizophreniaTry not to laugh"The Snackless Journey" - scriptDeadpan phrasesWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! August 23, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#140: Burying Yourself Alive
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn the future of AI and play Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as lucky guesses and bed pot.
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OpeningWeekly check inMovie on! AssassinsMän som hatar kvinnor (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo)IntermissionFuture lessons: AI & TerminatorMad Libs!Wrap up(drunk) Live Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#139: Driving From The Back Seat
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In which Lauren & Mattias come up with alternative meanings to popular text acronyms. They review their recent movie night films and discuss vrious topics such as rebellish people and biting fat.
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OpeningSassy episode Weekly check inJurassic World: Rebirth Happy birthday sisterMovie on!Conspiracy TheoryKommissarie Späck IntermissionAlternative text acronym meaningsWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#138: That Minute Lasted A Second
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn the history and origin of popcorn at movie theaters and learn pig Latin. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as bacon cheese and eggs & screaming on the inside.
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OpeningCookie monsterPig lation and made up languagesWeekly check intattoos and faintingMovie on!snacksShadow ConspiracyBeck: Skarpt LägeIntermissionSnack deep dive continuation: PopcornOrigin of popcornButter in popcornhistory of eating popcorn at movie theatersLearning pig latinWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast#137: Did You Even Have A Hammer?
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In which Lauren & Mattias find out what Open AI knows about them and the podcast. They review their recent move night films and discuss various topics such as hanging eyeballs and laundry issues.
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OpeningOrdering pizzaEye problemsWeekly Check InMovie on!Forever YoungVi Hade Iallafall Tur Med Vädret IgenIntermissionFacts about Roasty Toasty Ghosty, according to Open EyesFinnish fika?Lesser known facts about the hostsBad moments on the podcastHow the hosts metWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport t...
#136: Loud Silence
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In which Lauren & Mattias dig deeper into Mattias possible OCD and sing patriotic songs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as pocket spaghetti and illegal fun.
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OpeningNational anthemFan mailWeekly check inInstructor course weekendOCD test for MattiasIntermissionMovie on!Tango and CashVi Hade Iallafall Tur Med VädretSome American news headlinesPatriotic Mad Libs KaraokeWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! July 12, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#135: Not Into Reverse Psychology
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In which Lauren & Mattias record the episode out of order and talk about their adventures in Stockholm and seeing Green Day. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as medication drugs and going back in time.
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OpeningWeird namesWeekly check inMidsummer weekendThe Super Marios Bros. MovieStockholm adventures & Music festivalsIntermissionSound checkOCD & Childhood problemsMovie on!Tequila SunrisePillertrillarenWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! July 12, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#134: Mind Your Own Business
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In which Lauren & Mattias share tips for polar bears who want to survive the summer. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as naked polar bears and blueberry pants.
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OpeningMidsummer weekend!Misery?Weekly check inMovie on!Good Advice Svensson Svensson IntermissionBreaking iceSummer survival tips for a polar bearIcebergs daily routineSpecial skills to survive summerWhat's ruining our livesWrap upFan MailLive Mad Libs! July 12, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#133: I Trip All The Time
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Lauren's birthday in a unique way. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as squeaking in Swedish and crappy scripts.
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OpeningLauren's birthday!Weekly check inMovie on!Three MusketeersSunes SommarIntermissionPresent opening10 facts about LaurenWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! July 12, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#132: Passive Aggressive Fika
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In which Lauren & Mattias talk about fika eitquette. They review their recent movie day & night films, and discuss various topics such as being allergic to love and competitive coffee.
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OpeningSwedish national anthemBesties or partners?Weekly check inBrännässlorMovie on!Movie day:Jönssonligan & den svarta diamanten
Jönssonligans största kuppJönssonligan spelar högt
IntermissionMovie night:Beyond the LawDen Bästa SommarenFika Crash Course!OriginHow to fikaExtremely inappropriate fika behaviorRules of fikaWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSwedish national anthem (Take two)Live Mad Libs...#131: Serious Cactus
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In which Lauren & Mattias talk about the new Karate Kid: Legends film and warm up for their upcoming Live Mad Libs event. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as railroad booms and twisting jokes.
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OpeningMystery jokeWeekly check inMission Impossible: Final ReckoningKarate Kid: LegendsIntermissionMovie on!PaybackJönssonligan på MallorcaMad LibsWeight updateWhat's ruining our livesFan MailWrap upLive Mad Libs! June 7, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#130: Forgot The Word For Dementia
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In which Lauren & Mattias tell the history of Sweden. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as frogs and non horny helmets.
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OpeningGoogle search historyCool faceBedtime storyWeekly check inCruises & EurovisionBirthdays & PassportsMovie on!Hot Shots! Part DeuxJönssonligan Dyker Upp IgenIntermissionU2Podcast ending point?History Lesson: SwedenWeight updateWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! June 7, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#129: Face Toilet
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In which Lauren & Mattias do a crash course on how to brush your teeth. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as helium and the menu at pizza hut.
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OpeningPaying with itemsHeliummesses, jokes & hairWeekly check ingrillingpizza hutpassportspotatoesIntermissionMovie on!Hot ShotsJönssonligan får guldfeber
Crash course on dental health:Our dental health confessionsHow to properly brush your teethFew people knows it: teethFurry tonguesWhat's ruining our lives?Weight updateWrap upLive Mad Libs! June 7, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast...#128: In Short, Ouch
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In which Lauren & Mattias discuss and break down pollen and how it affects allergies. They review their recent movie night films and chat about various topics such as candles in a bathtub and being suggestively sticky.
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OpeningSuggestively StickyPersonalities, faces & decapitationsStretchmarksWeekly check inMovie on!What Women WantJönssonligan & DynamitHarryIntermissionPollen & AllergiesAbout pollenAvoiding allergiesFun facts about pollenSnorting bee pollenRemedies for allergiesWeight updateWhat is ruining our lives?Wrap upLive Mad Libs! June 7, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#127: My Drunk Diary
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In which Lauren & Mattias play Force or Flex! How many did you guess right? They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as coughing and going to water.
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OpeningWeekly check inMovie on!No Code of ConductVarning för JönssonliganIntermissionSleepingThe Rock & Star WarsForce or Flex?Favorite Star Wars & The Rock moviesWrap upWeight updateWhat is ruining our lives?Fan MailLive Mad Libs! June 7, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#126: The Best Buzz Buzz Ever
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In which Lauren & Mattias play Mad Libs! They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as authentic chinese people and making things worse.
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OpeningReady for bed & giving ourselves unnecessary workCrunchy pizzaWeekly check inMovie on!Navy SealsGöta kanal - Vinna eller försvinna
IntermissionSharks & Mad LibsWeight updateWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! May 3, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#125: Potatoes Are War Starters
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In which Lauren & Mattias do kangaReviews on their assigned rewatches. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as rumors and big sacks of O'boy.
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OpeningWeekly check inDebate deccisions & potato warsIntermissionMovie on!Air AmericaGöta kanal 3 - Kanalkungens hemlighet
kangaReviewsStrulChessWeight updateWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! May 3, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#124: Loser Still Having A Job
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In which Lauren & Mattias catch up on their lives and assign each other movie rewatches. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various subjects such as eating feet and fiddling.
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OpeningSuper weekly catch upIntermissionMovie on!Movie DayA LegendPanda PlanTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant MayhemMovie NightMoney TalksGöta Kanal 2: KanalkampenKangaReview assignmentsWeight updatesWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! May 3, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#123: Three Days of Nights
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In which Lauren & Mattias provide job interview etiquette. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as making mistakes and torture.
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OpeningConfusing schedulesWeekly check inMovie on!PlatoonGöta kanal eller Vem drog ur proppen?IntermissionCrash Course: How to perform at a job interviewWeight UpdateWhat's ruining our livesWrap upFan MailLive Mad Libs! May 3, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#122: Hooks On The Ceiling
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In which Lauren & Mattias play the recording from their most recent Live Mad Libs event, due to their hecti schedules. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as bad guys in movies and sea horses.
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OpeningJinglesA different kind of episodePast episode issuesShort weekly check inMovie on!MaverickTvå Killar Och En TjejIntermissionLive Mad Libs recording (March 22, 2025)Live action DisneyCandyOpeningCheck inMovie on!The JackalThe PrinceMad Libs Warm Ups & Playing with the peopleWrap upSupport the show
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#122: Allah Baba
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In which Lauren & Mattias have trouble with words.
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#121: Judge Butt
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In which Lauren & Mattias rank the Bruce Willis movies they've seen - the best, worst and honorable mentions. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as the breaking dead and kung fu hugh fives.
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OpeningJudging buttsWeekly check inTugg Burgers & Fish spaSpecial lunches & FikaDiet breakMovie on!The Chase En Killle Och En TjejIntermissionBruce Willis movies:Top tensBottom FivesHonorable MentionsWhat'r ruining our lives?Wrap upLive Mad Libs! April 5, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#120: My Name Is Drunk
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In which Lauren & Mattias bring back history lessons with the classic tale of the worlds first pie, along with some fun mad libs in preparation of going live. They review their recent movie night films and discuss several various topics including inside out migrants and limping sharks.
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OpeningBubbles & DentsWeekly check inMelodifestivalen FinalFan MailMovie on!Red 2Lyrro: Ut & InvandrarnaIntermissionOpenings & WhiskeyHistory Lesson: the very first pieFavorite piesMad LibsWeight updateWhat’s ruining our lives?Wrap upLive Mad Libs! March 22, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the sh...
#119: Threatening Sheep In The Prison
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In which Lauren & Mattias have no idea what they want to talk about. They discuss their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as burning fish and eating pokemon.
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OpeningActing like cool people and toe lossDreaming and waking up2 second songsMorpheus/MattheusWeekly check inOscarsSemlasPet vacuumMovie on!REDYrrol - En kolossalt genomtänkt filmIntermissionConversation with Open Eyes (OpenAI)Fasting and Lent challengesCoffeeSwedish lessonTongue twistersInsultsWeight updateWhat’s ruining our livesWrap upIn which Lauren & Mattias have no idea what they want to talk about. They discuss their recent movie night fil...
