Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
#184: Sorry For Living
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We catch up on the week that somehow includes a crashed work party, a kid’s class trip, and a last-minute exam scramble. Then we pivot into movie night with Cliffhanger and Anger Management before turning the whole thing into a “how to” guide for social chaos and workplace self-sabotage.
• crashing a work party without being a menace
• winning a last-minute party competition and debating fairness
• Mother’s Day treats, hair fixes, and small-life resets
• class trip biking, beach time, and why we talk to kids over adults
• missing an exam slot, k...
#183: Fermus Mermus
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We start with chaotic real-life updates that bounce from a messy-but-successful gymnastics competition to Stockholm food stops, storms, and surprising cinema moments. Then we review Mr. Deeds and Creed II, derail into Mad Libs madness, and end on what money stress and a future crisis really feel like.
• running a gymnastics meet with improvised fixes and accidental applause
• Stockholm mall trip and the “all the Five Guys in Sweden” achievement
• movie theater stories including a Michael Jackson screening laugh attack
• Mr. Deeds plot rundown, cast highlights, and the New Hampshire fi...
#182: Whatever You Do, Don't Do That
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We go from weekly life updates and burnout warnings to a personal story about raising a first child young, moving countries, and learning how much support systems matter. Then we shift gears into movie night and a deep dive on why a gymnast can suddenly lose backward skills when the brain’s threat system overrides training.
• juggling work, school, parenting, and stress while still feeling “fine”
• dropping a stressful math class to lower pressure
• a 14-year-old’s birthday and a fast rewind through early parenthood
• the reality of US maternity lea...
#181: Medical Staring
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We bounce from movie night banter to an unexpectedly deep, very silly breakdown of why humans and animals yawn. Along the way, we talk gym horror stories, hair and eyebrow updates, and the life problems that feel huge when you’re tired.
• pre-show chaos about competition talk and Stallone going forever
• gym highlights including the stair climber fear factor
• sweaty treadmill neighbor and the rules of personal space
• new glasses, hair color expectations, and first-time eyebrow pain
• Murder Mystery 2 recap and what makes it work as a sequel
• Rocky Balboa...
#180: Best Sentence I Ever Heard
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We drag ourselves through end-of-week exhaustion, then somehow turn it into a full movie night debrief and a real conversation about keeping routines alive. We review Rocky V and Murder Mystery, revisit how our movie night tradition started, and end with what it feels like to be a dreamer around people who love to shut dreams down.
• energy drink cravings and the comfort of routine when we’re tired
• gym consistency, feeling lost on machines, and small wins that build confidence
• Rocky V thoughts, the sequel pattern, and why the tone fe...
#179: For All The Creeps
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We go from movie night vibes to unexpectedly sharp hot takes, bouncing between Rocky IV, Just Go With It, and the small habits that quietly run our lives. We argue about motivation, planning, and identity, then end by naming the tiny annoyances that feel way too big in real time.
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• quick life highlights and the warm weather shift
• reactions to the Michael Jackson movie and why it hits emotionally
• why Rocky IV feels like peak Rocky and peak 80s
• what works in Just Go With It and why the...
#178: Rather Be Blind Than Wrong
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We bounce from movie night chaos to a surprisingly useful fitness reset, starting with Get On Board and ending with a Rocky-inspired plan you can do without stepping into a gym. We roast the try-hard approach, build a lazy-friendly routine that actually fits real life, and admit what’s currently ruining our lives.
• glasses problems and the misery of eye exams
• weekly highlights including gymnastics and a well-timed butt fall
• Get On Board review and why it feels overdone
• spotting early Adam Sandler movie connections and familiar faces
• Rocky III review...
#177: Wasted Time Travel
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We bounce from real-life catch-up into movie night, rating the vibe of Happy Gilmore 2 and debating what Rocky II gets right and wrong. Then we unleash a long Mad Libs run that turns into surreal improv before we ask what’s ruining your life right now.
• thinking it’s Friday when it’s Thursday
• “wasting” time travel and why it feels pointless
• getting a job update and going back to full-time work
• weekend schedule stress and the joy of free workouts
• Happy Gilmore 2 as a nostalgia-heavy comeback sequel
• Rocky II as slower d...
#176: Help, I'm Excited!
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We record with no edits and let our week unfold, from broken glasses and exhaustion to a movie night double feature that turns into an underdog comparison. Then we lay out the pros and cons of being a woman, trade stories and jokes, and end by asking you to weigh in on a debate people love to fight about.
• Unedited recording challenge and why we do it
• Violent cuddling breaks glasses and the stress of not being able to see
• Waiting for work and the frustration of an unpredictable schedule
•...
#175:You Were The Big Bang
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In which Lauren & Mattias present their assigned kangaReviews for Cobra & The Breaksfast Club. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Jesus pulling on his cross and the adult version of a boy band.
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#174: All The Accents
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In which Lauren & Mattias break down the ros and cons of being a man. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as not being a threat and mustache masses.
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OpeningMeditating &BreathingOur texts from the last weekWeekly check inMovie on! Big DaddyStop! Or My Mom Will ShootAssigning KangaReviewsIntermissionFacts about Men:Pros & Cons of Being a ManFew people knows itMattias takes a colorblindness testWhy can't Mattias cry?Wrap upWhat's ruining our lives Fan mailSupport the show
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#173:Obesity Jeans
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In which Lauren & Mattias break down Mattias DNA results and compare each other. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as carb demigods and getting fitter faster.
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#172: Oregano Screenplay
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We catch up on a busy Stockholm weekend, a Friday the 13th funeral, and a pair of movie watches that leave us with very different feelings. Then we spiral into an Oscars movie quiz and admit, once again, that we are not good at Oscars movies.
• student ticket mishaps and being lost in a venue
• allergies, night nose and random body complaints
• Stockholm trip for a gymnastics dance course and getting a certificate
• fancy hotel stay, bathtub joy and watching Melodifestivalen
• Friday the 13th funeral, sandwich cake and complicated fee...
#171: Unfortune Cookie
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We bounce between spring walks, stubborn allergies, and a grab bag of movie takes before diving into four unhinged rounds of Mad Libs. The thread is simple: keep moving, keep laughing, and make space for small complaints that make us feel human.
• allergy fog vs getting things done
• food habits and snack regret
• workouts, water aerobics, and leading spin with 60s–80s music
• awkward restaurant moment and the “unfortunate” fortune cookie
• movie night takes on Copland and Little Nicky
• four rounds of Mad Libs mayhem
• what’s ruining your...
#170: Birds Were Dripping
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In which Lauren & Mattias tell the history lesson of how St.Patricks day started. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hiding in the bathroom and blisters.
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#169: Toast Their Necks
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Mattias birthday and learn the proper way to celebrate birthdays. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as last minute gas and soaked bathrobes.
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OpeningWeekly check inSemlasMattias birthday!10 facts about MattiasMovie on! 50 First DatesOscarIntermissionBirthday celebrationsappropriate ways to celebrate birthdaysWhat if you don't like the person?What's the best way to ruin someone's day?Top Ten best presents and worst birthday presents to giveWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#168: Person Slapper
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In which Lauren & Mattias figure out how Mattias could take advantage and make a living off of his secret talent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as water balloon tears and forgetting names.
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#167: Don't Execute Your Children
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In which Lauren & Mattias teach how to raise children with ADHD and/or autism. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as the majority of us wanting to leave and choosing what food to wear.
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#166: Why I'm Not A Doctor
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn how to deliver and receive bad news. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as being a fulltime bank robber and having tooth colds.
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OpeningBeing sick & story tellingWeekly check inMovie on! The Longest YardVictoryGermans roles in moviesIntermissionHow to give potentially bad newsBad ways to deliver bad newsRandom ggod news among the badHow to respond to bad newsHow NOT to respond to bad newsWrap upWhat's ruining our lives What we learned todaySupport the show
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#165: Follow The Blood Trail
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In which Lauren & Mattias play a new game based on actors and films. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as looking us up and magical hidden forbidden kingdom.
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#164: Listeners Are Gonna Listen
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In which Lauren & Mattias recall their great adventure to the USA. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as stuffed bullet wounds and touching the ocean secondhand.
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OpeningLeftovers Weekly check inMovie on! Young Guns 2Bullet To The HeadIntermissionGreat trip the the USAWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#163: Pretty In Prison
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#162
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#161: Distracted By The Ambulance
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In which Lauren & Mattias play all 160 of their soundbites. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics. such as .
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#160: Bumpy Like Your Face
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In which Lauren & Mattias . They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as .
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OpeningChristmas Carol episodePast: Weekly check inMovie on! D3: Mighty Ducks 3Lethal Weapon 2IntermissionPresent: Christmas presentsFuture: Vacation travel plansWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#159: 12 Days of Breakdowns
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In which Lauren & Mattias break down the 12 days of Christmas and what they represent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as not licking things and past hair coloring decisions.
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OpeningChocolate, Licorice, & ChaiMonsters & Growing oldWeekly check inMovie on!D2: The Mighty DucksLethal WeaponIntermission12 Days of Christmas BreakdownWhat does every day represent?Wrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#158: I Get Lost Easily
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In which Lauren & Mattias do some Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Chestnuts and a forever pause.
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#157: Can You Believe?
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In which Lauren & Mattias ramble on about whatever comes up in their heads. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as heavy toes and face sponges.
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OpeningHeavy toesWeekly check inBunniesThanksgivingDentist storiesMovie on! Another StakeoutBird On A WireIntermissionRamblonMicroFaceDragon secretsRambo RainbowFantasy, Narnia, & SupermanWrap upWhat's ruining our livesFan Mail[drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#156: You're Wrong About That
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate 3 years of Roasty Toasty Ghosty! They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sneezing and being limited.
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#155: Dry Bird Turkey
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In which Lauren & Mattias explain Thanksgiving. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hydration problems and connecting with characters.
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#154: Racoon In The Oven
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In which Lauren & Mattias do a crash course on how to cook. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as friend love and people in your pants.
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OpeningWord of the day: HumbleWeekly check inAbout the LeftoversScary Movie 3Movie on! License To WedLock UpIntermissionFrendamore & trademarks Crash course: how to cook foodExtreme precautions for before cooking foodThings you should not do our avoid while cooking Wrap upWhat's ruining our lives[drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastS...
#153: You Can't But The Ding
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In which Lauren & Mattias do Halloween Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as a vacationfromfalling and being disappointedby the point.
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#152: Shaken, Not Disturbed
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In which Lauren & Mattias go submarine-deeps on the topic of quicksand. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as kids tv shows and being on fire.
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OpeningWeekly check inThe history of IcarusMovie on! Mad Max Beyond ThunderdomeNight at the Museum: Secet of the TombIntermissionSubmarine-deeps: QuicksandBasic factsBurning aliveHow deep does quick sand go?Can you dive into quick sand?What would happen if I did a handstand in quicksand?How to recognize quick sand?Where do you end up when you drown in quick sand?W...#151: We're Not Creepy People
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In which Lauren & Mattias tell about their recent adventures. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as a therapy thermos and lung breakers.
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#150: Angry Short Person
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In which Lauren & Mattias re-review previous films and tell a history lesson about Napoleon Bonaparte. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sand allergic dogs and the sad life of actors.
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#149: Toeless Moe
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In which Lauren & Mattias assign each other kanga-reviews and play Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as freezing pies and cinnamon bunnies.
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#148: Drink Clouds
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In which Lauren & Mattias deep dive into Google's word of the day and talk about sneezing. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as things that annoy us and lozenges.
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#147: #sharp
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In which Lauren & Mattias test their knowledge in the game "Dumb Ghosties". They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as stretching bones and surprise parties.
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OpeningAutumn & happy thingsSelf loveWeekly check inMovie on! The PatriotFather's DayIntermissionDumb GhostiesWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! October 11, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#146: Carb Problem
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In which Lauren & Mattias dig deep into Lauren's DNA. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hay cravings and dish bones.
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#145: Judged It From Behind
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In which Lauren & Mattias rank Charlie Sheens movies. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as allowing others to speak and ducks.
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