Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
#171: Unfortune Cookie
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We bounce between spring walks, stubborn allergies, and a grab bag of movie takes before diving into four unhinged rounds of Mad Libs. The thread is simple: keep moving, keep laughing, and make space for small complaints that make us feel human.
• allergy fog vs getting things done
• food habits and snack regret
• workouts, water aerobics, and leading spin with 60s–80s music
• awkward restaurant moment and the “unfortunate” fortune cookie
• movie night takes on Copland and Little Nicky
• four rounds of Mad Libs mayhem
• what’s ruining your life ch...
#170: Birds Were Dripping
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In which Lauren & Mattias tell the history lesson of how St.Patricks day started. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hiding in the bathroom and blisters.
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#169: Toast Their Necks
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Mattias birthday and learn the proper way to celebrate birthdays. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as last minute gas and soaked bathrobes.
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OpeningWeekly check inSemlasMattias birthday!10 facts about MattiasMovie on! 50 First DatesOscarIntermissionBirthday celebrationsappropriate ways to celebrate birthdaysWhat if you don't like the person?What's the best way to ruin someone's day?Top Ten best presents and worst birthday presents to giveWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#168: Person Slapper
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In which Lauren & Mattias figure out how Mattias could take advantage and make a living off of his secret talent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as water balloon tears and forgetting names.
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#167: Don't Execute Your Children
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In which Lauren & Mattias teach how to raise children with ADHD and/or autism. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as the majority of us wanting to leave and choosing what food to wear.
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OpeningPartyWeekly check inRobot vacuumsMovie on! The WaterboyGet CarterIntermissionHow to raise children with ADHD and/or autismHow to survive school morningsDifference between kids being kids & kids on the spectrumWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#166: Why I'm Not A Doctor
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn how to deliver and receive bad news. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as being a fulltime bank robber and having tooth colds.
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OpeningBeing sick & story tellingWeekly check inMovie on! The Longest YardVictoryGermans roles in moviesIntermissionHow to give potentially bad newsBad ways to deliver bad newsRandom ggod news among the badHow to respond to bad newsHow NOT to respond to bad newsWrap upWhat's ruining our lives What we learned todaySupport the show
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#165: Follow The Blood Trail
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In which Lauren & Mattias play a new game based on actors and films. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as looking us up and magical hidden forbidden kingdom.
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OpeningWeekly check inMovie on! F.I.S.TJudgment NightIntermissionCinephile:FimographyWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#164: Listeners Are Gonna Listen
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In which Lauren & Mattias recall their great adventure to the USA. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as stuffed bullet wounds and touching the ocean secondhand.
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OpeningLeftovers Weekly check inMovie on! Young Guns 2Bullet To The HeadIntermissionGreat trip the the USAWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#163: Pretty In Prison
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#162
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#161: Distracted By The Ambulance
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In which Lauren & Mattias play all 160 of their soundbites. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics. such as .
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#160: Bumpy Like Your Face
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In which Lauren & Mattias . They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as .
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OpeningChristmas Carol episodePast: Weekly check inMovie on! D3: Mighty Ducks 3Lethal Weapon 2IntermissionPresent: Christmas presentsFuture: Vacation travel plansWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#159: 12 Days of Breakdowns
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In which Lauren & Mattias break down the 12 days of Christmas and what they represent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as not licking things and past hair coloring decisions.
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OpeningChocolate, Licorice, & ChaiMonsters & Growing oldWeekly check inMovie on!D2: The Mighty DucksLethal WeaponIntermission12 Days of Christmas BreakdownWhat does every day represent?Wrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#158: I Get Lost Easily
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In which Lauren & Mattias do some Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Chestnuts and a forever pause.
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#157: Can You Believe?
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In which Lauren & Mattias ramble on about whatever comes up in their heads. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as heavy toes and face sponges.
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OpeningHeavy toesWeekly check inBunniesThanksgivingDentist storiesMovie on! Another StakeoutBird On A WireIntermissionRamblonMicroFaceDragon secretsRambo RainbowFantasy, Narnia, & SupermanWrap upWhat's ruining our livesFan Mail[drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#156: You're Wrong About That
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate 3 years of Roasty Toasty Ghosty! They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sneezing and being limited.
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#155: Dry Bird Turkey
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In which Lauren & Mattias explain Thanksgiving. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hydration problems and connecting with characters.
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#154: Racoon In The Oven
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In which Lauren & Mattias do a crash course on how to cook. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as friend love and people in your pants.
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OpeningWord of the day: HumbleWeekly check inAbout the LeftoversScary Movie 3Movie on! License To WedLock UpIntermissionFrendamore & trademarks Crash course: how to cook foodExtreme precautions for before cooking foodThings you should not do our avoid while cooking Wrap upWhat's ruining our lives[drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSup...
#153: You Can't But The Ding
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In which Lauren & Mattias do Halloween Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as a vacationfromfalling and being disappointedby the point.
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#152: Shaken, Not Disturbed
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In which Lauren & Mattias go submarine-deeps on the topic of quicksand. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as kids tv shows and being on fire.
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OpeningWeekly check inThe history of IcarusMovie on! Mad Max Beyond ThunderdomeNight at the Museum: Secet of the TombIntermissionSubmarine-deeps: QuicksandBasic factsBurning aliveHow deep does quick sand go?Can you dive into quick sand?What would happen if I did a handstand in quicksand?How to recognize quick sand?Where do you end up when you drown in quick sand?What a...#151: We're Not Creepy People
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In which Lauren & Mattias tell about their recent adventures. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as a therapy thermos and lung breakers.
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#150: Angry Short Person
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In which Lauren & Mattias re-review previous films and tell a history lesson about Napoleon Bonaparte. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sand allergic dogs and the sad life of actors.
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OpeningWeekly check inMovie on! Mad MaxNight at the MuseumIntermissionKanga-reviewsVi hade iallafall tur med vädret igenTerminal VelocityHistory Lesson: Napoleon BonaparteWrap upWhat's ruining our lives Live Mad Libs! November 1, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#149: Toeless Moe
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In which Lauren & Mattias assign each other kanga-reviews and play Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as freezing pies and cinnamon bunnies.
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#148: Drink Clouds
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In which Lauren & Mattias deep dive into Google's word of the day and talk about sneezing. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as things that annoy us and lozenges.
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#147: #sharp
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In which Lauren & Mattias test their knowledge in the game "Dumb Ghosties". They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as stretching bones and surprise parties.
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OpeningAutumn & happy thingsSelf loveWeekly check inMovie on! The PatriotFather's DayIntermissionDumb GhostiesWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! October 11, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#146: Carb Problem
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In which Lauren & Mattias dig deep into Lauren's DNA. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hay cravings and dish bones.
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OpeningSkin coldRushingWeekly check inMovie on! BraveheartFlubberIntermissionLauren's DNA breakdownNutrition & FitnessPersonalityAncestryWrap upWhat's ruining our lives Live Mad Libs! October 11, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#145: Judged It From Behind
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In which Lauren & Mattias rank Charlie Sheens movies. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as allowing others to speak and ducks.
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#144: Soothe Your Soul
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In which Lauren & Mattias teach how to fight a cold. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hairball tea and liver cake.
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#143: Aren't Conversations Annoying?
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In which Lauren & Mattias provide a conversational skills crash course. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as drama and saying hi to cats.
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OpeningFruits?Weekly check inMovie on! JumanjiThe ArrivalIntermissionCrash course on conversational skillsWhat to do when you mess up or feel awkwardHow to not be socially awkwardWhat if you just aren't good with wordsWrap upLive Mad Libs! Septemmber 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#142: That Game Has Consequences
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In which Lauren & Mattias talk about vegetables and do some more Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as time travel and holes in butts.
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OpeningFeelings about vegetablesTime travelWeekly check inMovie on! The Little RascalsThe Boys Next DoorIntermissionMore time travel & Mad LibsWhat is ruining our livesThe end of the worldWrap upLive Mad Libs! August 23, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast
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#141: Finger Stabbing
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In which Lauren & Mattias read out a script and put their deadpan skills to the test. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as alcoholic intelligence and eyelash massages.
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OpeningFinger stabbingWeekly check inNew morning routineMovie on! RansomThe Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)IntermissionFighting & RumorsActing & SchizophreniaTry not to laugh"The Snackless Journey" - scriptDeadpan phrasesWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! August 23, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#140: Burying Yourself Alive
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn the future of AI and play Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as lucky guesses and bed pot.
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OpeningWeekly check inMovie on! AssassinsMän som hatar kvinnor (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo)IntermissionFuture lessons: AI & TerminatorMad Libs!Wrap up(drunk) Live Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#139: Driving From The Back Seat
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In which Lauren & Mattias come up with alternative meanings to popular text acronyms. They review their recent movie night films and discuss vrious topics such as rebellish people and biting fat.
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OpeningSassy episode Weekly check inJurassic World: Rebirth Happy birthday sisterMovie on!Conspiracy TheoryKommissarie Späck IntermissionAlternative text acronym meaningsWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#138: That Minute Lasted A Second
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn the history and origin of popcorn at movie theaters and learn pig Latin. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as bacon cheese and eggs & screaming on the inside.
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OpeningCookie monsterPig lation and made up languagesWeekly check intattoos and faintingMovie on!snacksShadow ConspiracyBeck: Skarpt LägeIntermissionSnack deep dive continuation: PopcornOrigin of popcornButter in popcornhistory of eating popcorn at movie theatersLearning pig latinWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast...
#137: Did You Even Have A Hammer?
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In which Lauren & Mattias find out what Open AI knows about them and the podcast. They review their recent move night films and discuss various topics such as hanging eyeballs and laundry issues.
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OpeningOrdering pizzaEye problemsWeekly Check InMovie on!Forever YoungVi Hade Iallafall Tur Med Vädret IgenIntermissionFacts about Roasty Toasty Ghosty, according to Open EyesFinnish fika?Lesser known facts about the hostsBad moments on the podcastHow the hosts metWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the s...
#136: Loud Silence
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In which Lauren & Mattias dig deeper into Mattias possible OCD and sing patriotic songs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as pocket spaghetti and illegal fun.
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OpeningNational anthemFan mailWeekly check inInstructor course weekendOCD test for MattiasIntermissionMovie on!Tango and CashVi Hade Iallafall Tur Med VädretSome American news headlinesPatriotic Mad Libs KaraokeWrap upWhat's ruining our livesLive Mad Libs! July 12, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#135: Not Into Reverse Psychology
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In which Lauren & Mattias record the episode out of order and talk about their adventures in Stockholm and seeing Green Day. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as medication drugs and going back in time.
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OpeningWeird namesWeekly check inMidsummer weekendThe Super Marios Bros. MovieStockholm adventures & Music festivalsIntermissionSound checkOCD & Childhood problemsMovie on!Tequila SunrisePillertrillarenWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! July 12, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#134: Mind Your Own Business
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In which Lauren & Mattias share tips for polar bears who want to survive the summer. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as naked polar bears and blueberry pants.
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OpeningMidsummer weekend!Misery?Weekly check inMovie on!Good Advice Svensson Svensson IntermissionBreaking iceSummer survival tips for a polar bearIcebergs daily routineSpecial skills to survive summerWhat's ruining our livesWrap upFan MailLive Mad Libs! July 12, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#133: I Trip All The Time
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Lauren's birthday in a unique way. They review their recent movie night films, and discuss various topics such as squeaking in Swedish and crappy scripts.
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OpeningLauren's birthday!Weekly check inMovie on!Three MusketeersSunes SommarIntermissionPresent opening10 facts about LaurenWhat's ruining our livesWrap upLive Mad Libs! July 12, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#132: Passive Aggressive Fika
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In which Lauren & Mattias talk about fika eitquette. They review their recent movie day & night films, and discuss various topics such as being allergic to love and competitive coffee.
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