Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
194: Cappuccino Worm
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We time-travel through August 6, 1994 with box office hits, snack nostalgia, music, and fashion, then swing back to present-day life updates that somehow start with socks and end with chaos. Movie night brings Hubie Halloween and Splash to the table before we turn Cards Against Humanity prompts into interactive AI stories that get way too real and way too weird.
• revisiting 1994 movies and a weekend box office snapshot
• breaking down 90s diet culture and the low-fat carb era
• naming peak 1994 snacks like Lunchables and toaster strudels
• talking top songs and the grun...
#193: Snaps His Fingers
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We start with chaotic life banter, then swap quick movie-night takes on The Bachelor Party and Sandy Wexler before we accidentally create a cozy interactive bedtime story that turns surprisingly sweet. We end by picking favorite 1993 movies, admitting what’s currently “ruining” our lives, and leaving with a simple recipe for a perfect night.
• Cold open jokes about hiding problems and pretending it never happened
• Weekly recap with bowling, candy-store temptation, buying a TV, mini golf, an amusement park, and horse volunteering
• Thoughts on The Bachelor Party as a stupid-funny T...
#192: Fish Pie
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We start with summer travel highs and lows, from a train trip to Astrid Lindgren’s World to the not so fun reality of bodies that hate long days in transit. Then we review The Week Of and The Money Pit before we spiral into AI astrology readings that accidentally turn into a real talk on communication, boundaries, and how we handle conflict.
• Train trip recap with playground priorities, candy, ice cream, and tired bodies
• Why travel feels exhausting, headaches, nausea, and the sitting still problem
• The Week Of review, ch...
#191: Leave The Fruits Alone!
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We come back together for a chaotic catch-up that turns into two movie reviews, a travel diary, and a lot of side quests about fruit, airports, and being tired. We talk through why The Burbs works as a horror comedy, why The Cobbler surprised us, and what it feels like when real life gets just as absurd as the movies.
• debating 1990 movies and going off on airport behavior
• reviewing The Burbs and why suburban snooping is both funny and annoying
• calling out the wild neighbor moments, especially the fridge raid
• talk...
#190
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We jump from chaotic life updates into movie night mode, rewatching Big and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan with equal parts nostalgia and side-eye. We laugh at the absurd bits, call out what feels creepy or dated, and end by asking you to tell us what to do next.
• Work jokes about never stopping until you hit the wall
• Travel timing, being tired, and whether Tuesday is realistic
• Big as a Tom Hanks rewatch with wish fulfillment and toy-company fantasy
• The romance angle in Big and why it reads creep...
#189
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We record a quick video call catch-up after a hot, sleepless night and compare two very different “siblings” movies. We review Stallone’s Paradise Alley and Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill, then argue about what makes a character funny versus just plain annoying.
• video call recording and a quick apology for the sound
• what we watched and the mismatched viewing order
• Paradise Alley set in the 1940s and the brothers’ money scheme
• the youngest brother pushed into wrestling and taken advantage of
• discomfort with the monkey scenes and why it lingers
•...
#188: Eating The Cabinets
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We’re juggling last-minute travel chaos while I get ready to fly from Sweden to the United States to renovate my mom’s kitchen, and we somehow turn it into ghost-dream talk and a whole lot of teasing. Then we settle into movie night reviews before we end on rapid-fire Mad Lib stories that get weirder every minute.
• procrastinating a big trip and convincing ourselves we’ll do everything tomorrow
• renovating a family kitchen and the feelings that come with going back
• dreams about my mom showing up and how we make sen...
#187: Raiders of the Lost Skarsgard
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We trade a chaotic catch-up for a full night of stories, movie opinions, and trivia that somehow teaches us real music facts. A birthday cruise, a new tattoo, and an unserious game night turn into a surprisingly cozy hang.
• birthday cruise recap, dancing nerves, and a massage nap
• spa hot tub and sauna awkwardness, plus the sensory shower hallway
• new butterfly tattoo for mom, wound squeamishness, and daily walks
• Bulletproof review with Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans
• Escape Plan 2 and Escape Plan 3 reactions and sequel expectations
• “how well do you know me”...
#186: Hair Doctor
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Lauren’s birthday turns into a loud, cake-fueled hangout where we bounce from real life fatigue to movie night opinions without pretending we have it all together. We review Demolition Man and The Ridiculous Six, then land on honest talk about routines, motivation, and choosing a big new goal anyway.
• birthday banter and why the day “counts” early
• a week of low energy, pollen exposure, and feeling run down
• cake, boat trip planning, and packing that turns into closet chaos
• productination as procrastination that still gets something done
• Demolition Man recap...
#184: Sorry For Living
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We catch up on the week that somehow includes a crashed work party, a kid’s class trip, and a last-minute exam scramble. Then we pivot into movie night with Cliffhanger and Anger Management before turning the whole thing into a “how to” guide for social chaos and workplace self-sabotage.
• crashing a work party without being a menace
• winning a last-minute party competition and debating fairness
• Mother’s Day treats, hair fixes, and small-life resets
• class trip biking, beach time, and why we talk to kids over adults
• missing an exam slot, k...
#183: Fermus Mermus
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We start with chaotic real-life updates that bounce from a messy-but-successful gymnastics competition to Stockholm food stops, storms, and surprising cinema moments. Then we review Mr. Deeds and Creed II, derail into Mad Libs madness, and end on what money stress and a future crisis really feel like.
• running a gymnastics meet with improvised fixes and accidental applause
• Stockholm mall trip and the “all the Five Guys in Sweden” achievement
• movie theater stories including a Michael Jackson screening laugh attack
• Mr. Deeds plot rundown, cast highlights, and the New Hampshire fi...
#182: Whatever You Do, Don't Do That
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We go from weekly life updates and burnout warnings to a personal story about raising a first child young, moving countries, and learning how much support systems matter. Then we shift gears into movie night and a deep dive on why a gymnast can suddenly lose backward skills when the brain’s threat system overrides training.
• juggling work, school, parenting, and stress while still feeling “fine”
• dropping a stressful math class to lower pressure
• a 14-year-old’s birthday and a fast rewind through early parenthood
• the reality of US maternity lea...
#181: Medical Staring
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We bounce from movie night banter to an unexpectedly deep, very silly breakdown of why humans and animals yawn. Along the way, we talk gym horror stories, hair and eyebrow updates, and the life problems that feel huge when you’re tired.
• pre-show chaos about competition talk and Stallone going forever
• gym highlights including the stair climber fear factor
• sweaty treadmill neighbor and the rules of personal space
• new glasses, hair color expectations, and first-time eyebrow pain
• Murder Mystery 2 recap and what makes it work as a sequel
• Rocky Balboa...
#180: Best Sentence I Ever Heard
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We drag ourselves through end-of-week exhaustion, then somehow turn it into a full movie night debrief and a real conversation about keeping routines alive. We review Rocky V and Murder Mystery, revisit how our movie night tradition started, and end with what it feels like to be a dreamer around people who love to shut dreams down.
• energy drink cravings and the comfort of routine when we’re tired
• gym consistency, feeling lost on machines, and small wins that build confidence
• Rocky V thoughts, the sequel pattern, and why the tone fe...
#179: For All The Creeps
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We go from movie night vibes to unexpectedly sharp hot takes, bouncing between Rocky IV, Just Go With It, and the small habits that quietly run our lives. We argue about motivation, planning, and identity, then end by naming the tiny annoyances that feel way too big in real time.
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• quick life highlights and the warm weather shift
• reactions to the Michael Jackson movie and why it hits emotionally
• why Rocky IV feels like peak Rocky and peak 80s
• what works in Just Go With It and why the...
#178: Rather Be Blind Than Wrong
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We bounce from movie night chaos to a surprisingly useful fitness reset, starting with Get On Board and ending with a Rocky-inspired plan you can do without stepping into a gym. We roast the try-hard approach, build a lazy-friendly routine that actually fits real life, and admit what’s currently ruining our lives.
• glasses problems and the misery of eye exams
• weekly highlights including gymnastics and a well-timed butt fall
• Get On Board review and why it feels overdone
• spotting early Adam Sandler movie connections and familiar faces
• Rocky III review...
#177: Wasted Time Travel
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We bounce from real-life catch-up into movie night, rating the vibe of Happy Gilmore 2 and debating what Rocky II gets right and wrong. Then we unleash a long Mad Libs run that turns into surreal improv before we ask what’s ruining your life right now.
• thinking it’s Friday when it’s Thursday
• “wasting” time travel and why it feels pointless
• getting a job update and going back to full-time work
• weekend schedule stress and the joy of free workouts
• Happy Gilmore 2 as a nostalgia-heavy comeback sequel
• Rocky II as slower d...
#176: Help, I'm Excited!
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We record with no edits and let our week unfold, from broken glasses and exhaustion to a movie night double feature that turns into an underdog comparison. Then we lay out the pros and cons of being a woman, trade stories and jokes, and end by asking you to weigh in on a debate people love to fight about.
• Unedited recording challenge and why we do it
• Violent cuddling breaks glasses and the stress of not being able to see
• Waiting for work and the frustration of an unpredictable schedule
•...
#175:You Were The Big Bang
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In which Lauren & Mattias present their assigned kangaReviews for Cobra & The Breaksfast Club. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Jesus pulling on his cross and the adult version of a boy band.
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#174: All The Accents
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In which Lauren & Mattias break down the ros and cons of being a man. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as not being a threat and mustache masses.
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OpeningMeditating &BreathingOur texts from the last weekWeekly check inMovie on! Big DaddyStop! Or My Mom Will ShootAssigning KangaReviewsIntermissionFacts about Men:Pros & Cons of Being a ManFew people knows itMattias takes a colorblindness testWhy can't Mattias cry?Wrap upWhat's ruining our lives Fan mailSupport the show
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#173:Obesity Jeans
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In which Lauren & Mattias break down Mattias DNA results and compare each other. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as carb demigods and getting fitter faster.
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#172: Oregano Screenplay
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We catch up on a busy Stockholm weekend, a Friday the 13th funeral, and a pair of movie watches that leave us with very different feelings. Then we spiral into an Oscars movie quiz and admit, once again, that we are not good at Oscars movies.
• student ticket mishaps and being lost in a venue
• allergies, night nose and random body complaints
• Stockholm trip for a gymnastics dance course and getting a certificate
• fancy hotel stay, bathtub joy and watching Melodifestivalen
• Friday the 13th funeral, sandwich cake and complicated fee...
#171: Unfortune Cookie
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We bounce between spring walks, stubborn allergies, and a grab bag of movie takes before diving into four unhinged rounds of Mad Libs. The thread is simple: keep moving, keep laughing, and make space for small complaints that make us feel human.
• allergy fog vs getting things done
• food habits and snack regret
• workouts, water aerobics, and leading spin with 60s–80s music
• awkward restaurant moment and the “unfortunate” fortune cookie
• movie night takes on Copland and Little Nicky
• four rounds of Mad Libs mayhem
• what’s ruining your...
#170: Birds Were Dripping
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In which Lauren & Mattias tell the history lesson of how St.Patricks day started. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hiding in the bathroom and blisters.
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#169: Toast Their Necks
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate Mattias birthday and learn the proper way to celebrate birthdays. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as last minute gas and soaked bathrobes.
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OpeningWeekly check inSemlasMattias birthday!10 facts about MattiasMovie on! 50 First DatesOscarIntermissionBirthday celebrationsappropriate ways to celebrate birthdaysWhat if you don't like the person?What's the best way to ruin someone's day?Top Ten best presents and worst birthday presents to giveWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#168: Person Slapper
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In which Lauren & Mattias figure out how Mattias could take advantage and make a living off of his secret talent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as water balloon tears and forgetting names.
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#167: Don't Execute Your Children
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In which Lauren & Mattias teach how to raise children with ADHD and/or autism. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as the majority of us wanting to leave and choosing what food to wear.
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OpeningPartyWeekly check inRobot vacuumsMovie on! The WaterboyGet CarterIntermissionHow to raise children with ADHD and/or autismHow to survive school morningsDifference between kids being kids & kids on the spectrumWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#166: Why I'm Not A Doctor
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn how to deliver and receive bad news. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as being a fulltime bank robber and having tooth colds.
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OpeningBeing sick & story tellingWeekly check inMovie on! The Longest YardVictoryGermans roles in moviesIntermissionHow to give potentially bad newsBad ways to deliver bad newsRandom ggod news among the badHow to respond to bad newsHow NOT to respond to bad newsWrap upWhat's ruining our lives What we learned todaySupport the show
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#165: Follow The Blood Trail
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In which Lauren & Mattias play a new game based on actors and films. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as looking us up and magical hidden forbidden kingdom.
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OpeningWeekly check inMovie on! F.I.S.TJudgment NightIntermissionCinephile:FimographyWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#164: Listeners Are Gonna Listen
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In which Lauren & Mattias recall their great adventure to the USA. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as stuffed bullet wounds and touching the ocean secondhand.
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OpeningLeftovers Weekly check inMovie on! Young Guns 2Bullet To The HeadIntermissionGreat trip the the USAWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#163: Pretty In Prison
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#162
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#161: Distracted By The Ambulance
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In which Lauren & Mattias play all 160 of their soundbites. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics. such as .
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#160: Bumpy Like Your Face
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In which Lauren & Mattias . They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as .
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OpeningChristmas Carol episodePast: Weekly check inMovie on! D3: Mighty Ducks 3Lethal Weapon 2IntermissionPresent: Christmas presentsFuture: Vacation travel plansWrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#159: 12 Days of Breakdowns
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In which Lauren & Mattias break down the 12 days of Christmas and what they represent. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as not licking things and past hair coloring decisions.
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OpeningChocolate, Licorice, & ChaiMonsters & Growing oldWeekly check inMovie on!D2: The Mighty DucksLethal WeaponIntermission12 Days of Christmas BreakdownWhat does every day represent?Wrap upWhat's ruining our livesSupport the show
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#158: I Get Lost Easily
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In which Lauren & Mattias do some Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Chestnuts and a forever pause.
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#157: Can You Believe?
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In which Lauren & Mattias ramble on about whatever comes up in their heads. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as heavy toes and face sponges.
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OpeningHeavy toesWeekly check inBunniesThanksgivingDentist storiesMovie on! Another StakeoutBird On A WireIntermissionRamblonMicroFaceDragon secretsRambo RainbowFantasy, Narnia, & SupermanWrap upWhat's ruining our livesFan Mail[drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastSupport the show
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#156: You're Wrong About That
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In which Lauren & Mattias celebrate 3 years of Roasty Toasty Ghosty! They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sneezing and being limited.
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#155: Dry Bird Turkey
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In which Lauren & Mattias explain Thanksgiving. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as hydration problems and connecting with characters.
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#154: Racoon In The Oven
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In which Lauren & Mattias do a crash course on how to cook. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as friend love and people in your pants.
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OpeningWord of the day: HumbleWeekly check inAbout the LeftoversScary Movie 3Movie on! License To WedLock UpIntermissionFrendamore & trademarks Crash course: how to cook foodExtreme precautions for before cooking foodThings you should not do our avoid while cooking Wrap upWhat's ruining our lives[drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcastS...
