The Movie Rubric
Many critics assign numbered scores to movies, but very few use a universal system across the board that the audience themselves can use. Here on The Movie Rubric, we narrowed down the 5 most important categories to a films success, and made a grading rubric that we will use to score each movie, much like a teacher would grade a paper, to make sure we give each movie a fair shake, and the same criteria. Join us as we do our best to sound smart, and try even harder to not sound stupid, and review some of the best and worst...
The Pixar Tier List
Sit down with us here at the Movie Rubric as we we review and place each Pixar movie in this special episode: The Pixar Tier List!
Episode 72: Toy Story 5
There's a Rubric in my Boot!
Episode 71: Masters Of The Universe
By the power of Rubric, I have the grading scale!
Episode 70: Obsession
Welcome back to The Movie Ru.... where are you going? I thought we were having a nice listening party? I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A NICE LISTENING PARTY. STAY!
Oopsie, I'm sorry about that. Thank you for listening!
Episode 69: Sheep Detective
Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! Put on your best scally hat, light a pipe, and sit down with us as we review the newest Moo Dunnit: The Sheep Detective.
Episode 68: Michael
Heee Heee! Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! Sit down with us as we review the biopic of everyone's favorite King of Pop, Michael!
Episode 67: The Star Wars Special
Welcome back! Sit down and join the Movie Rubric as we take a trip down memory lane and review and rate every Star Wars movie, even the good ones!
Episode 66: The Last Jedi Live Listen Along!
Welcome Back! Join us for our first ever "live" Listen-Along!
Episode 65: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Welcome a back, it's a us, the Movee Rubric!
Episode 64: Undertone
Hello, and welcome back to the Mo... wait, did you guys here that?
No seriously, it sounded like something was in the house.
I'm gonna go check it o-
Spoopy ghost noises
Episode 63: Project Hail Mary
Welcome back! Sit down with us as we review the newest hit movie from author Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary! applause applause applause
Episode 62: March Madness 2026
It's the moooooost, wonderful tiiiime, of the yeeeeeear.
Welcome back to what has become one of our favorite yearly traditions, March Madness!
Episode 61: GOAT
Welcome back! Step into the court of Vinewood with us as we review the newest "should have been a video game movie": GOAT.
Episode 60: Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die!
Put on your favorite flavor of VR headset and dive into some time travel shenanigans with us in this episode reviewing Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die.
Episode 59: Iron Lung
Strap in boyo's, we're about to descend. Settle in with us at the bottom of the blood ocean as we discuss Markipliers Indie Film: Iron Lung
Valentines Day Special: The Hottest Men Tier List
Wowa-wee-wa, what a bunch of good lookin' dudes! This year for Valentines day, we sat down to debate which on screen man we have seen recently is most deserving of the title, hottest man.
Episode 58: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Welcome back! Join us as we review a movie that may or may not have zombies in it. (Spoiler Alert, it does)
Episode 57: Mercy
Strap yourselves in to your nearest AI assisted chair and tune in with us as we use cutting edge rubric technology to investigate whether or not Chris Pratt's newest film "Mercy" is guilty of being doodoo or not.
Episode 56: Stranger Things Season 5
Whoah, why is everything wrong, a TV show? That's kinda backwards, upside down even from our normal content. What's going on!? Oh well, I guess Stranger Things Have Happened...
Episode 55: Primate
Ooooo oooh ooh ag uh ugh ooooh oh ah ah ah!
Episode 54: Anaconda
Our final episode of Season 3! Join us as we review the oddly polarizing Jack Black and Paul Rudd buddy comedy thriller, Anaconda!
A 2025 Year In Review
Welcome back Rubric Heads! Sit down with us and enjoy our 2025 year in review! Thank you for taking time out of your lives to listen to us rant, and enjoy movies alongside us! Happy new year!
The 2025 Christmas Special
Welcome back! Thank you for tuning in this Holiday Season. We hope you had a great year, and have a great Christmas. Please join us next year for another year of (checks notes) movies!
Episode 53: Five Nights At Freddy's 2!
Welcome back! Sit down and join us as we review everyone favorite furry financed horror/dramedy, Five Nights At Freddy's 2!
Episode 52: Running Man
Welcome back! Sit down with us and join us as we review Edgar Wrights newest Thriller, Running Man!
Episode 51: Predator Badlands
Join the Movie Rubric as we sit down to review the newest installment in the ongoing Alien/Predator shared universe, Predator Badlands!
Episode 50! The Worst Movies of All Time Tournament Bracket
On our third year anniversary, we are happy to present to you what we think is 64 of the worst movies ever made, put into a tournament bracket.
Thank you for listening!
Episode 49: Regretting You
Join the gang as we review Coleen Hoovers newest film, Regretting You!
Episode 48: Chainsaw Man
Welcome back to The Movie Rubric! In this weeks episode we forwent deodorant, grabbed our cutest body pillow waifu and forayed into the theater to see Chainsaw Man: Reze!
Episode 47: One Battle After Another
Join us as The Movie Rubric sits down to review the newest PTA movie, One Battle After Another!
Episode 46: The Naked Gun
The boys are back, listening to our favorite Black Eyed Peas Song, and watching The Naked Gun.
Episode 45: Weapons
Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! In this episode we break down one of the newest mystery thrillers from Zach Creggor, Weapons.
Episode 44: Fantastic 4
FANTASTIC FOOOOOOOOUR!!!!
Plus a hottest men's tier list.
Featuring my dog
Episode 43: Superman
Welcome Back!
In this week's episode we are joined by returning member Josh Glass as we sit down to review the highly anticipated Superman reboot by James Gunn!
Episode 42: 28 Years Later
Welcome back to The Movie Rubric!
On this episode we sit down and review Dany Boyd's newest "Zombie" film, 28 Years Later.
Episode 41.5: The Disney Tier List
Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! On this weeks episode we figured we would strive to make as many people mad as possible with our hot takes, and rank the best and worst of Disney's animated media! Check out our Facebook to see the completed tier list in all of its glory!
Episode 41: Lilo and Stitch (Live Action)
In this episode, the crew sits down to review Disney's latest attempt at getting you to remember when they were at their peak with their live action remake of Lilo and Stitch.
Episode 40: Thunderbolts*
Welcome back!
Sit down with us as we review Marvels newest film, Thunderbolts*, what many are calling one of the movies since Endgame!
Episode 39: The Minecraft Movie
Flint and Steeeeeeeel
Chicken Jooooockey
We are Steeeeeeieieieieieive.
Episode 38: Death Of A Unicorn
Sit on down and snort some unicorn dust with us as we review A24's newest horror/comedy, Death of a Unicorn.
