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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Voyeurism and Exhibitionism: HOA Approved by Jenny E.

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Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the April 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist.

It's a dance-off! From glitterballs to back alleys, this longlist episode delivers a full-blown turf war between Team Street and Team Disco.

Join us as we break down the judging process and freak out over our favourite titles, lines and takes on the prompts.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of All in God's Plan by Marianna Saran. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

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The looong tease is over! Join us now for the climax, as we reveal the winners of each erotic fiction category, plus the overall winner of the Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction, with all six steamy stories read to completion by your hosts. We hope FLESH Fiction was as good for you as it was for us! With thanks to our generous sponsors: Adult Matchmaker https://adultmatchmaker.com.au/ AdultShop https://adultshop.com Ashton Publishing Group https://www.ashtonpublishinggroup.com Love & Lust Gosford https://loveandlust.com.au Naked Wines https://www.nakedwines.com.au Odyssey Toys https://od...

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Thanks Be Given by Kenny Penn. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

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Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the 'Other' Erotica category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, author Elise Scott, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Recycled by Ryan Fleming. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

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Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Literary Erotica category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, author Elise Scott, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

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Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Kink & Taboo category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, author Elise Scott, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Floccinaucinihilipilification by Mohnam/Kurosh. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

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Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Fantasy & Supernatural category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, author Elise Scott, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

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Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Erotic Romance category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, romantic comedy author Julia Boggio, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Whoever Wrote This Hold Music Needs To Pay For Their Sins by Elanor Menzel. This story appeared in the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

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Join as we reveal the stories that made the podium in the Erotic Comedy category of the 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for FLESH Fiction.

We’ll chat with our guest judge, romantic comedy author Jo Lyons, and together delve deep into the judging process for this category.

Finally, at the end of the episode, we’ll read our second-place story in all its NSFW glory!

It’s guaranteed to get your pulse racing…

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We heard you like it looong . So, allow us to pleasure you aurally for the next three and a half hours, as we delve deep into FLESH Fiction.

We'll warm up with some stats from the competition, before checking in on consent with guest Judge, Elise Scott. Then we'll turn up the heat, sharing our favourite titles and hottest lines, before answering your burning anatomical questions with Dr Linda Atkins. And, finally, when you can't take the anticipation any longer, we'll bring on the climax, where we reveal the 49 members of the Not Quite Write Prize for...

Ed and Amanda reveal the wildcards, shortlist and WINNER of the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction.

Listen to find out which team emerged victorious, and which author takes home the AU$1,500 first prize and coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy.

Read the shortlisted and winning stories on our website. https://notquitewritepodcast.com/prize/awards/

Learn about the anthology https://notquitewritepodcast.com/anthology

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Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the January 2026 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist.

Our first ever write-off was a true showdown, pitting Team Law (Amanda) against Team Outlaw (Ed).

We'll pull back the curtain on the judging process, and shout out the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!

As a little bonus, we are dropping a limited-time-only sneak peek of the first episode of The Niche, our Patreon-only bonus show, launching soon. In which Ed introduces Amanda to the concept of the vajankle, and explains his half-baked 5% theory.

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Third Times the Charm by Mohnam/Kurosh.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of A Letter on Honor and Dust and the Weight of Grief by Alyson Tait.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of God Cries Your Name in the Gull's Wild Flight by Linda Atkins.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Repulsinated by Jennifer Lyons-Bell.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Kissing the Boots Goodbye by Pennie Nichols.

This story appeared in the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Ed and Amanda reveal the wildcards, shortlist and WINNER of the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "Show, don't tell."

Who will take home the AU$1,500 first prize and see their name emblazoned on the coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy?

Plus, all shortlisted stories from all four rounds will feature in the Not Quite Write Prize Anthology 2025, available soon on our website.

Read the shortlisted and winning stories on our website.

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Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the October 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "Show, don't tell."

First, we kick off with a deep dive into competition stats. Then stay tuned as we answer listener questions. We'll shoutout the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

Join us, as we stick the boot in for this very looonnnggg kiss goodbye to the Anti-Prompt!

See the full longlist on our website https://notquitewritepodcast.com/prize/awards/ Grab a copy...

Ding-dong, the Anti-Prompt is dead! Ed and Amanda reveal the new Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction prompt format. We'll explain how the new team-based competition structure will work, and reveal the brand-new prizes up for grabs in 2026!

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Somebody call Mathemachicken: the math ain't mathin'!

That's right, Ed and Amanda have called it early, prematurely celebrating 100 combined episodes and "bonus" episodes of the Not Quite Write Podcast and Not Quite Write Interviews in "regular" episode #23!

We'll start by dredging up the distant past to reveal how and where we first met, and how the podcast came to be. From there, we hope you'll indulge us as we revisit some of our favourite moments from the first three years of the Not Quite Write Podcast. It's been a wild ride!

A huge...

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Hand Over Hand by Marina R. M. Lane.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of The Teapot is Haunted by Eilish Forwells.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of The Tapestry of You by Natalie Bucsko.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Cleansing Fire by Exeter Stevens.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Agent Jackson’s Action Faction by MJ McElhaney.

This story appeared in the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “use active voice”.

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Ed and Amanda reveal the wildcards, shortlist and WINNER of the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "use active voice."

Engage in some active listening as we put on our best passive voices to read the Top 6 stories aloud!

Who will take home the AU$1,500 first prize and see their name emblazoned on the coveted Not Quite Write Prize trophy?

Read the shortlisted and winning stories on our website.

Learn about the anthology https://notquitewritepodcast.com/anthology Connect with us at https://notquitewritepodcast...

In this bumper episode, Ed and Amanda reveal the 40 members of the July 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction longlist, featuring the anti-prompt: Break the rule, "use active voice."

First, we kick off with a deep dive into competition stats. Then stay tuned as we answer listener questions. We'll shoutout the best takes on the prompts, and some of our favourite titles and lines.

So, crack out that origami paper and get folding; this ep's gonna be lit!

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What do James Joyce, Adolescence, and 'vajankles' have in common? This episode of the Not Quite Write podcast, of course!

In this episode, we fully embrace our own juvenile tendencies as we indulge in some highly literary toilet humour.

We also open the mailbag to answer your burning questions and share our erotic fiction and TV show recommendations, before elevating the brow in our discussion of the TV series Adolescence.

But the real question is: who let these guys have wine? Listen as Ed and Amanda crack open the bottles a little too...

Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Beachmasters by Justin Kramasz.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of The Silence, the Sea, and the Burning Stars by Alexandria Bellani.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Leaking Compartments by Mohnam/Kurosh.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of At Least it's not real Diarrhoea by Sarah Kennedy.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

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Listen in as the judges of the Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction deliver an unfiltered critique of Grimoire She Wrote by SJ Snyder.

This story appeared in the April 2025 Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction, which featured the anti-prompt: Break the rule “kill your darlings”.

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