Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode, we are discussing one of the very last Halloween films in the franchise that we haven't already covered, the fifth movie, "The Revenge of Michael Myers." Special topics for your consideration include: more grown ass teenagers, a really dookie-looking Michael, not letting Loomis anywhere near a child, this movie presupposing that you have also seen the one before it and somehow the one after it, and dangerous white water rafting.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month it's "Goldfinger." We are...

Hey, no new episode this week so here is a classic from the the first year of the podcast. Enjoy Neon Maniacs!

In this week's episode, we're doing a little weird orphan stuff with the 2007 supernatural horror film "The Orphanage." Special topics for your consideration include: rallying around the family with a pocketful of seashells, useless husbands, lifelong glasses, confusing parenting choices, and Catholic raps.

Like orphan-themed horror? May we recommend Episodes 395 and 399, the "Orphan" franchise? 

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month it's "Goldfinger." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF Y...

In this week's episode, we are discussing a very serious treatise on the roles of politics, religion, and generalized Authority in our society with the 1981 film "Evilspeak." Just kidding, it's garbage. Special topics for your consideration include: Clint Howard and his teeth, Luca Brasi the pro wrestler, tits and butts, hog rage, and being a pervy baddie bitch.

1981 was a great year for cinema. My favorite episodes that we have recorded for 1981 films are Episode 41- "The Last Shark" and Episode 305 - "My Bloody Valentine."

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen...

In this week's episode, we are still working on our cultural relevance by covering another fantastic film from 2026, the Damian McCarthy film "Hokum." Special topics for your consideration include, the body of Adam Scott's work, a deep and abiding kove of folklore, searching the medicine cabinet, children's television performers, just a little bit of tripping, and very bad movies. 

Yinz like this guy's work? We loved "Oddity." It's Episode 496.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a n...

In this week's episode, we're going down a very silly path with the 1989 comedy/horror film "C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D." Honestly it's hard to believe it's real. Special topics for your consideration include: a shocking comparison to a film we reference too regularly, being a professional hater, weird swimwear, exercise motivation, and sassy children.

Hey we did these movies in order! We covered the original in Episode 253.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the deeply feminist film "The Descent Part Two." Special topics for your consideration include: toilet usage, rampant misandry, a unwilling Nokia sponsorship, bad cops, and shitty baseball geography.

It's been AGES since we covered the original back in Episode 116. That was 2017, babies!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a new action movie in a genre chosen by Ambulance. Allen Ambulance. We are also getting into the meat of our second...

In this week's episode, we are discussing the date movie of the summer with the 2026 film obsession. Are we able to make jokes out of this? I'm not sure, but we're gonna try! 

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We'll have a poll up soon to choose a new action movie in a genre chosen by Ambulance. Allen Ambulance. We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON.

Due to an act of nature we were unable to record this week. Everyone is fine, but you won't be able to hear on thoughts on Obsession until next Monday. In the mean time, we bring you the complete Titanic saga from the Covid times when we lost our gotdamned minds. We hope you enjoy this return to simpler times when the world was collapsing. Is it still? Maybe. But we still got each other. Be good to yourselves & those around you. See you next week. 

What happens when we are both banned from picking movies? Guess we'll find out next week. This week, however, we are discussing the absolutely inane millennial sequel, "Final Destination 2." Special topics for your consideration include: putting Tony Todd under a bushel, total shitass friends, making babies with a cop (ew), several Devon Sawas, the nature of pigeons, and the most convoluted of plot devices one could imagine.

Of course we've covered 1 and 3! They are Episodes 99 and 382, respectively. 

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, incluidng t...

Hoo boy. In this week's episode, we're discussing why on earth Lee Cronin had to put his whole ass name on this movie (wrong answers only). Special topics for your consideration include: bad momming, stereotypical scarabs, ancient languages, claw machine games, and toenail shit.

Want to hear us discuss some other Mummy films? We've got Episodes 207, 485, and 547.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, incluidng this month's entry, "The One." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!"...

In this week's episode, we're mourning the loss of a real one in Sam Neill with the 1981 body horror/psychological thriller "Possession." Special topics for your consideration include: synthwave, sitting perpendicular, ass-kicking chefs, bananas up for grabs, and Cincinnati. 

This one reminded me a lot of my favorite David Cronenberg movie, "The Brood." It's Episode 177.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, and if you get in now, you can vote for this month's movie. We are also getting into the meat of our second s...

Listen yinz, if you are one of those people who feels compelled to leave a poor review for us on Apple Podcasts because we are being too political, you may want to sit this week's episode out. We are discussing the 2020 film "The Hunt," and special topics for your consideration include: deplorables, white elites, Pizzagate, "Mallrats," and some actors we really really like.

We've been on a hot streak of movies in which people are hunted, so just go back and listen to some of the episodes from the last month to enjoy this genre!

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Babies, we're on vacation this week! You know who isn't on vacation? Ice-T. He's being hunted for sport in "Surviving the Game."

In this week's episode, we are discussing the granddaddy of all gore and splatter films: the 1963 Herschell Gordon Lewis movie "Blood Feast." What a goddamn delight. Special topics for your consideration include: the study of Egyptology, a confusing timeline, never really having to learn about characters, sneaking up on someone in the flat ground, and r/whybrows.

Interested in some other bananas 1960s horror? May I recommend one of my favorites, Episode 123- "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes...

Guys, before we begin, I need you to know that this is all Allen's fault. This week we're discussing the 2026 film "Faces of Death." Film is a loose descriptor. Special topics for your consideration include: what the kids are on these days, lake life, Budd Dwyer, shitty documentaries, and student films. 

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF Y...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the sequel to a movie that we absolutely adored-- it's the 2026 film "Ready or Not 2: Here I Come." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable cavalcade of beloved stars, shirtless men, the real Satanists, "Warriors"-esque factions, great names for cats, and fuckin golf carts.

Did you miss us discussing the first film in the series? It's Episode 371.

You  can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket to Hawaii." We are also getting i...

In this week's episode, we are discussing a film chosen for its dubious honor of having an actual 0% on Rotten Tomatoes after release (don't worry, it's up to 9% now!): the 2026 movie "Psycho Killer." Special topics for your consideration include: the shoddiest of police work, using a vocoder in your day-to-day, hand tattoo placement, Pennsylvania lore, and the work of a private detective.

I dunno, maybe watch "Se7en" instead? It's Episode 251.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes, including oir upcoming episode on "Hard Ticket...

In this week's episode, we are going back to a comfortable and safe space for us, the 1980s slasher, to discuss the film "Hell Night." Special topics for your consideration include: Linda Blair's coke habit, the Van Patton boy, confusion over the number of corpses, confusion over a beheading, confusion about a general plot, and Rick James.

Want my advice? Go with Episode 192- "Night of the Demons" or Episode 265- "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" instead. Those at least have tits!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a...

Hey EMTs, we took a vacation this week so we're leaving you with our most recent action movie episode, "Lady Bloodfight." It's the 5th film in the "Bloodsport" franchise and it is terrible, but it's a whole lot of fun to talk about. If you want more of our scintillating conversation about action movies, head on over to patreon.com/werewolfambulance. Outherwise we'll catch you next week!

It's a bait and switch, babies! Turns out it's harder to find our original movie choice than expected, so we called an audible (that's a sports joke) and subbed in the 2017 Japanese film "One Cut of the Dead" and truly what a happy mistake this turned out to be. Special topics for your consideration include: films within films within films, sick t-shirts, poking babies in the face, and truly doing it for the love of the game.

We talk a lot about our patron saint Don Dohler in this episode. You can hear us discuss his films...

In this week's episode we are discussing a newer film-- the 2025 supernatural folk horror movie "Keeper." Special topics for your consideration include: witchy shit, the proper ways to eat cake, pulling a "She's All That," the Sutherland family, and for some reason...Barstool Sports.

Osgood Perkins is all right. You can hear us talk about his movies in Episode 161- I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House, Episode 513- Longlegs, and Episode 534- The Monkey.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes...

In this week's episode, we are discussing a bit of a snoozefest: the 1971 Vincent Price film "The Abominable Dr. Phibes." Special topics for your consideration include: large adult sons, criminally underusing Vincent Price, being a real good showman, absolutely everything we know about plagues, and hiring an assistant.

Want to watch Vincent Price chew up the scenery a little bit? You could check out Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" or Episode 429- "Witchfinder General."

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! Do you...

In this week's episode, we are discussing what is regularly bandied about as a slasher classic: the 1979 film "When a Stranger Calls." Special topics for your consideration include: being a cute little baby koala, distinctive art, not letting women do their goddamn jobs, and fantastic mustaches.

Want to hear us talk about another slasher classic? You could do worse than Episode 113- "Black Christmas."

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" and we're doing "Lady Bloodfight" which I...

In this week's episode, we're back to one of our favorite wells of inanity-- the weird Italian shit of the 1970s and 80s. This time it's the 1980 Umberto Lenzi zombie/tits movie "Nightmare City." Special topics for your consideration include: a metaphor for incel culture, tits, being all one color, tits, the Bristol scale, tits, and tits. 

This was the first film we covered by this director but we did reference Lucio Fulci a few times, so give our episodes on his movies a listen: Episodes 72, 227, 281, and 388-- "The Beyond," "Zombi 2," "City of the Living Dead," and "H...

In this week's episode, we are taking a stroll down the most toxic of emotions (nostalgia) with the 2025 reboot of I Know What You Did Last Summer. Special topics for your consideration include: men who wear jewelry, an extreme misunderstanding in the nature of a sex scene, podcast awards, and The Cure.

We covered the original and sequel of this franchise in episodes 8 and 328, respectively. You can also catch more JLH in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait."

The  regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a...

In this week's episode, we're discussing a very divisive film: the 2025 remake of "Deathstalker." Special topics for your consideration include: "Clash of the Titans," "Jason and the Argonauts," "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," "Evil Dead," "Hellraiser," and so many others!

We covered "Hellraiser" in Episode 51 and "The Evil Dead" in Episode 281. Maybe start there!

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month plus we're starting Series 2 of "Line of Duty" very soon!

Trigger warning: a lot of rape talk in this one, thank you so much Roger Corman.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the absolute sleazefest of a sword & sandal film "Deathstalker." Pretty much all the topics for your consideration are tits, so... tits!

Obviously Riger Corman's greasy little fingers are all over many films we've covered, so maybe just try Episode 219- "Attack if the Crab People." It's a batshit delight.

Yinz know that we love a rock block!

In this week's episode, we are back to the well of a franchise that we both love and have not visited for way too long. It's the 5th installment in the Paranormal Activity series, "The Marked Ones". Special topics for your consideration include: a bit of cultural confusion, spinsters just trying to live their goddamn lives, why we should really stop skipping movies in the series at random, spinning sign guys, and racks for days.

We've covered the first three Paranormal Activity movies, albeit out of order (doi). They are Episodes 83, 296, and 430.

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In this week's episode, we are wrapping up our Kristy Swanson Rock block with the 1986 Wes Craven film "Deadly Friend". Special topics for your consideration include: MAGA SINCE 1969 BABY, old ass teen professors, the dangers of ignoring child abuse, Wes Craven's take on necessary gore, and probably one of the best kills we've ever seen on this show.

We've done so many Wes Craven sounds that I can't be arsed to list them all here, maybe just try Episode 493- "Shocker."

The regular lineup of links!

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In this week's episode, we are discussing a pick from our favorite listeners on the Discord, the 1991 AC/DC-less film "Highway to Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: the other Lowe brother, making a copy of a copy of Johnny Depp, the appearances of children because we're classy like that, the very fine Stiller family, and a big divergence in the ratings phase.

Genuinely this movie can be compared to no others, for better or for worse. Go listen to Epispde 17- "Return of the Living Dead" and Episode 339- "Return of the Return of the...

In this week's episode, we are talking about the 2025 reimagining of the Wolfman, a subject that you think it would be hard to fuck up! From the mind that brought you Insidious or whatever, here you go. Special topics for your consideration include: daddy issues, a combination of boredom amd disdain from people actually involved in the project, getting very upset at spiders, and whether or not this child actually *has* ESP??

Oof. Go watch the film from Episode 217- "The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf" instead, you can thank me later.

The regular...

Join us as we embark on this journey to share our love of a wonderfully bananas British Police drama, Line of Duty. In this inaugural episode we get to know our main characters, spoil futures season, and have a good time making fun of somethings we very much love. 

We'll be back to horror movies next. Hope you enjoy this little sidequest. 

And this week's episode, we are discussing the third installation in this series, the 2025 zombie film 28 weeks later. Special topics for your consideration include; rite of passage for children, zombie body shaming, the inexplicable will to live, mom problems, and some really good gore.

We have covered the first two movies in the series and hey look! We did them in order. They are Episode 101 and Episode 553 respectively.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes omcludonf this month's...

WE'RE BACK BABIES!

Hey yinz, we are taking another week off to deal with *waves arms at the world* we'll be back soon with a new episode, but until then, please enjoy this batshit episode. It's a classic for a reason. 

Hey guys, we are going to be taking a little bit of time to deal with some life stuff. We know it's been a lot lately and we also think that bluer skies are ahead. Thanks for sticking with us. Love yinz. 

Hey, first things first: catch us tomorrow as guest hosts on the God Awful Movies podcast! It's a Neil Breen movie which, as it turns out, means that it is BATSHIT.

In this week's episode, we're joined by a fan favorite guest (everyone's cousin Vicky) to discuss her pick, the 1999 blockbuster "The Mummy." You're gonna love it.

Have we done the OG 1932 film? Of COURSE we have! It's Episode 207 and features another absolutely delightful guest.

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes including...

In this week's episode, we are taking a break from all of the hype and drama of new horror cinema with the 1975 star-studded film, "The Devil's Rain." Special topics for your consideration include: having only two paces to your movie and having them both be unbearable, leaving your servant to die, butthole eyes, and an incredible transformation. And weirdly, a baby John Travolta?

This movie is batshit insane and for some reason made me think of Episode 370- "Burnt Offerings."

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action...