Please Don't Spoil The Movie
Please Don't Spoil The Movie is a movie recap podcast where we sisters Jade & Jordon reminisce about the movies that have and continue to shape our lives. Join us every week as we run down our most beloved movies that are worth retelling and spoiling! Follow Us: Instagram - @pleasedontspoil
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) - The Cultural Impact of Mini-Me
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This week on Please Donât Spoil The Movie, weâre spoiling the second installment of the comedy action franchise starring Mike Myers, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Austin is back, but this time he must travel to 1969 to defeat Dr. Evil once again only this time, without his mojo. Tune in as we talk about Wuthering Heights, some unbelievable plots, and the wonderful addition of Mini-Me.
Jawbreaker (1999): Murder Can Really Put a Damper on High School
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Okay⊠itâs been a minute welcome back to Please Donât Spoil The Movie. This week, weâre recapping the 1999 dark comedy Jawbreaker.  The film follows a group of popular high school girls whose prank goes horribly wrong, setting off a chain of lies, power plays, fabulous outfits, and very bad decisions. Tune in as we get into our recent watches, Coachella, new jobs, and a little chaos along the way.Â
Heartbreakers (2001): Is Scamming Men Actually Philanthropy?
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This week on Please Donât Spoil The Movie, weâre spoiling the 2001 romantic comedy Heartbreakers, starring Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt. The film follows a mother-daughter duo who make a living scamming wealthy men through elaborate cons, until things start to get complicated. Tune in as we talk our recent watches, scamming, and chaotic relationship dynamics.
Cool Runnings (1993) - Who Said Jamaicans Can't Bobsled?!?
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This week on Please Donât Spoil The Movie, weâre spoiling the 1993 sports comedy Cool Runnings. The film follows a group of Jamaican sprinters who unexpectedly form the countryâs first Olympic bobsled team. Tune in as we talk about Terri Joe, the Olympics, and why this movie still makes us emotional.
Up, Up and Away (2000): The Disney Channel Superhero Movie We Forgot About
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This week on Please Donât Spoil The Movie, weâre spoiling the 2000 Disney Channel Original Movie Up, Up and Away. The film follows a teenage boy born into a family of superheroes who hasnât developed powers of his own, just as a new villain threatens his friends and family. Tune in to hear us discuss job hunt struggles, family expectations and our busy schedules.Â
Roll Bounce (2005): Underrated Then, Still Underrated Now
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Happy Black History Month! This week on Please Donât Spoil The Movie, weâre spoiling the 2005 coming-of-age comedy Roll Bounce. Starring Bow Wow, Meagan Good, and Jurnee Smollett, the film follows a group of kids who bond over their shared love of roller skating during one unforgettable summer. Tune in as we talk recent watches, our favorite vampire roller skater, and do a little roasting along the way.
âWhy Go Through Life Unnoticed?â - Aquamarine
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In this episode of Please Donât Spoil The Movie, we spoil the 2006 teen fantasy rom-com Aquamarine. The film follows two best friends who discover a mermaid hiding in a beach club pool and agree to help her find true love before her dad drags her back to the ocean. Tune in as we talk aerial silks, our recent watches, and all of our mermaid theories.
"A Good Reporter Is Always On The Job." - Get A Clue
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Hello 2026, and Welcome back to Please Donât Spoil The Movie Podcast. In this episode, we spoil the 2002 mystery Disney Channel Original Movie starring Lindsay Lohan and Brenda Song. High school gossip columnist Lexy sets in motion a series of events when she publishes an article about her two teachers dating. After her teacher goes missing, with the help of her friends, they set out to solve the mystery. Tune in to hear us discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Eternity, and X Files.Â
"Kevin's Not Here!" - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
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Happy Holidays and welcome back to Please Donât Spoil The Movie!
In this episode, weâre spoiling the 1992 sequel Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Kevin McCallister is back at it again with his usual shenanigans but this time heâs taking them to the Big Apple. From conning his way into the Plaza Hotel to running into his old archenemies, the Sticky Bandits, Kevin once again has to save Christmas. Tune in to hear us also get into Wicked: For Good, Frankenstein and holiday family drama.
"Peter once asked me when I fell in love with Jack" - While You Were Sleeping
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Happy Holidays, and welcome back to Please Don't Spoil The Movie! In this episode, we get into the holiday mood with the 1995 romantic comedy film starring Sandra Bullock, While You Were Sleeping. Lucy is a lonely transit worker who gets mistaken for the fiancée of her crush while he's in a coma. Things get even more complicated when she falls in love with the coma boy's family and his brother. Tune in to hear us discuss Jacob Elordi, manifesting your perfect man, and the importance of family.
"Omission Is Betrayal" - Little Black Book
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Welcome back to Please Don't Spoil The Movie! In this episode, we spoil the 2004 romantic comedy Little Black Book starring Brittany Murphy. The movie follows Stacey as she, with the help of her boyfriend's PalmPilot, interviews his exes to uncover the truth about their relationship, only to realize it's not at all what she expected. Tune in to hear us discuss Jordon's wedding, the Murdocks, and chaos demons.Â
"Trapa" - Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge
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Happy Spooky Season, and welcome back to Please Don't Spoil The Movie. In this episode, we spoil a sequel that is almost just as good as the original, Halloweentown 2: Kalabar's Revenge. When the avenging son of Kalabar commences his plan to destroy Halloweentown, the Cromwell clan must unite to save Halloweentown and the mortal world. Tune in to hear us chat about car accidents, the color gray, and our favorite holiday, Halloween.Â
ENCORE : "Being Normal Is Vastly Overrated" - Halloweentown
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Encore Episode! In this classic episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we revisit our recap of the 1998 Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown. The film follows Marnie Piper, a young girl who discovers she's a witch and must help her grandmother protect the magical world of Halloweentown from an evil threat. Join us as we dive into evil plans, beauty standards, and Halloween magic!
"We Are The Weirdos, Mister" - The Craft
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, weâre kicking off spooky season early by spoiling the 1996 teen witch classic, The Craft. After transferring to a Los Angeles high school, Sarah befriends three witches, and together their growing powers spiral out of control, leading to jealousy and betrayal. Tune in as we chat about our upcoming trip to Japan, revenge, and the dark side of girl power.Â
"The CIA Ain't Got Sh*t On A Woman With A Plan!" - Two Can Play That Game
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Welcome back to Please Don't Spoil The Movie! In this episode, we spoil the 2001 romantic comedy Two Can Play That Game, starring Vivica A. Fox and Morris Chestnut. When ShantĂ©, a romance expert, catches her boyfriend Keith cheating, she launches her Ten Day Plan to win him back and set things straight. Tune in as we discuss dating strategies, Monique and Jadeâs reality TV debut, âAre You My First?â Â
ENCORE : "Dear Darla, I Hate Your Stinking Guts!" - The Little Rascals
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, weâre revisiting one of our all-time favorites, the 1994 comedy classic The Little Rascals. A group of mischievous boys face their biggest crisis yet: Alfalfa falling head over heels for Darla, threatening their âNo Girls Allowedâ club.Â
"May I Admire You Again Today?" - Pretty In Pink
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we spoil the 1986 classic Pretty In Pink starring Molly Ringwald. Andie comes from a work-class family which has never been a problem, until she falls in love with a richie boy named Blane... and she also wears a pink dress to prom. Tune in to hear us discuss bad wigs, Glee and Jade's reality TV debut!!!
"Emiliooooooo" - A Night at the Roxbury
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Welcome back! In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we spoil the 1998 film A Night at the Roxbury, based on the recurring SNL sketch. Two dimwitted brothers dream of getting into the hottest nightclub in town and finally get their shot after a chance run-in with a celebrity. Tune in to hear us talk about the club, Will Ferrell, and What is Love."Â
"Wish us back!" - A Wish Upon A Star
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we spoil the 1996 fantasy comedy A Wish Upon a Star. Sisters Haley and Alexia who are complete opposites, switch bodies after wishing on a shooting star and discover a newfound respect for themselves and each other. Tune in as we discuss Katherine Heigl, Japan, and bridal stuff.
You Look Like A D*** Cockatoo - Monster-In-Law
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 In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie we recap the 2005 romantic comedy Monster-In-Law, starring Jane Fonda and Jennifer Lopez. Viola, an overbearing mother-in-law, goes to outrageous lengths to sabotage her sonâs relationship with his new fiancĂ©e, Charlie. Tune in to hear us chat about looking for international flings, Jenny from the block and toxic mother-son dynamics.Â
"Follow The Yellow Brick Road?" - The Sweetest Thing
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we spoil the 2002 romantic comedy The Sweetest Thing, starring Cameron Diaz. Forever player Christina finds herself unexpectedly hung up on a guy she just met. Join us as we chat about iconic fashion montages, movie bloopers, and classic college TV shows.Â
"Big Mistake. Big. Huge." - Pretty Woman
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Welcome back! In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we spoil the iconic â90s romantic comedy Pretty Woman, starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. Edward, a charming businessman, unexpectedly falls for Vivian, a spirited sex worker he hires to accompany him for a week. Listen now as we discuss body doubles, shopping sprees, and the final season of You.
"May God Have Mercy On Your Soul." - Billy Madison
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we spoil an Adam Sandler classic, Billy Madison. A 27-year-old man-child goes back to school to prove to his dad that heâs mature enough to take over the family hotel business. Tune in as we talk about Michael B. Jordanâs new movie Sinners, the privilege of being a nepo baby, and unfortunately flaming dog shit.
"Who's Seymour Butts?" - Heavyweights
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie we spoil the 1995 family comedy, Heavyweights. Gerry is forced to go to a camp for overweight boys but when a crazed fitness guru takes over Gerry and his friends fight to take back their camp. Tune in to hear us discuss White Lotus season 3, Kenan Thompsonâs amazing career, and good old infomercials.Â
"So who are we making jealous?" - Drive Me Crazy
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie we recap the teen romantic comedy, Drive Me Crazy. Long-time next-door neighbors Nicole and Chase agree to date each other to attract interest and jealousy in their respective romantic interests. Tune in to hear us discuss Grey's Anatomy, money laundering movies, and great movie soundtracks.Â
"I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine" - Easy A
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we dive into the 2010 teen rom-com Easy A, starring Emma Stone, Amanda Bynes, and Penn Badgley. Olive Penderghastâs little white lie about losing her virginity turns into the biggest scandal at school as rumors spiral out of control. Tune in to hear us discuss Natasha Bedingfield, Emilia PĂ©rez, and The Scarlet Letter.Â
"Does it hurt like the Dickens, baby?" - Smart House
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, weâre throwing it back to the golden age of DCOMs with Smart House! This Disney classic follows a teenage boy who wins a high-tech dream home, only for its AI system to go rogue and turn into an overbearing mother. Tune in as we dive into the dangers of AI, 1950s motherhood, and unexpected horror elements in this family-friendly film! Â
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" - Rush Hour
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Welcome back to Please Don't Spoil The Movie! Sorry for the late episodeâlife has been having its way with us. This week, weâre spoiling the 1998 buddy cop classic starring the iconic duo, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan! An LAPD detective and a straight-laced Hong Kong inspector join forces to rescue a kidnapped girl, take down an international crime ring. Tune in as we chat about losing jobs, the British (yikes), and Rotten Tomatoes.
"Do you see her anywhere? News flash: youâre not gonna." - Uptown Girls
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Welcome back to Please Don't Spoil The Movie! In this episode, weâre diving into the comedy-drama Uptown Girls, starring Brittany Murphy and Dakota Fanning. The film follows a spoiled socialite whoâs forced to grow up when she becomes the nanny for a precocious young girl, leading to an unexpected friendship and personal growth for both. Tune in as we break down the movie, chat about SZA and Keke, tackle financial struggles, and, of course, talk about dads!
It's called "B*tch in Uniform" - Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
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Join us on this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie as we spoil the 2008 teen romantic comedy, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. This coming-of-age comedy follows 14-year-old Georgia Nicholson navigating crushes, friendships, and the chaos of teenage life while plotting to win over her dream boy, Robbie. Join us as we discuss Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nosferatu, and how far Eastbourne is from New Zealand.Â
"Just drive your meat wagon." - Deliver Us From Eva
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Welcome back to this weekâs episode of Please Donât Spoil The Movie! This time, weâre spoiling into the 2003 romantic comedy "Deliver Us from Eva", starring Gabrielle Union and LL Cool J. The story follows three frustrated brothers-in-law who hire smooth-talking Ray to distract the overbearing Eva from meddling in her sistersâ lives (and their trust fund), only for the plan to backfire when unexpected sparks fly. Join us as we discuss intimacy coordinators, the latest updates in reality TV, and our favorite movies of 2024!
"Free Frosty! Free Frosty!" - Christmas with the Kranks
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Happy Holidays! In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie we spoil the 2004 anti-Christmas comedy, Christmas with the Kranks. When the Kranks try to ditch Christmas for a tropical getaway, chaos and comedy ensue as their neighbors revoltâand a last-minute surprise turns their holiday upside down! Tune in to hear us discuss, Wicked, going on cruises, and ruthless neighbors.Â
"Aw... Shiitake Mushrooms." - Spy Kids
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie we spoil the 2001 action-adventure film, Spy Kids. This movie follows siblings Carmen and Juni Cortez as they discover their parents are retired spies and must use their own newfound spy skills to rescue them from a villainous TV host. Tune in to hear us discuss our dreams of one day becoming secret agents, spy gadgets, and family.Â
"Come down out of that tree." - Love Don't Cost A Thing
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we dive into the 2003 romantic comedy Love Don't Cost a Thing, starring Christina Milian and Nick Cannon. Follow along as we recap the story of Alvin, a nerdy high schooler who pays the popular girl to pretend to be his girlfriendâonly to learn that love and self-worth arenât for sale. Tune in to hear us discuss Peopleâs âSexiest Man Alive,â the struggles of being popular and cars.Â
âHereâs A Clue: Purple Is A Fall Color." - Scooby-Doo The Movie
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Welcome back to Please Don't Spoil The Movie! This episode, weâre diving into the 2002 live-action mystery-comedy Scooby-Doo. After Mystery Inc. disbands, Scooby and the gangâFred, Daphne, Shaggy, and Velmaâare called to Spooky Island to investigate eerie happenings at a Spring Break hotspot. Tune in as we talk Halloween vibes, crime-solving adventures, and even wrestlers!
"Being Normal Is Vastly Overrated" - Halloweentown
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we recap the 1998 Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown. The film follows Marnie Piper, a young girl who discovers she's a witch and must help her grandmother protect the magical world of Halloweentown from an evil threat. Join us as we dive into evil plans, beauty standards, and Halloween!
"Frost Yourself!" - How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
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Welcome back to Please Don't Spoil The Movie! In this episode, we recap the 2003 rom-com How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, starring Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. This film follows a writer and an advertising executive who, each with their own secret agenda, enter into a relationship where she tries to drive him away while he tries to make her fall in love with him. Tune in as we dive into the New York Knicks, diamond deals, and some questionable dating advice!
âWhat? Like itâs hard?â - Legally Blonde
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we break down the iconic 2001 rom-com Legally Blonde! Elle Woods, a fashionable sorority girl, enrolls in Harvard Law School to win back her ex but ultimately discovers her own potential and excels as a lawyer, proving she's more than just a pretty face. Tune in to hear us discuss law school, stealing people's boyfriends, and murder.Â
"Shaboom!" - A Simple Wish
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In this episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie, we dive into a forgotten gem: A Simple Wish. This 1997 family fantasy-comedy follows the magical adventure of a young girl, Anabel Greening, who gets mixed up with a bumbling fairy godfather, an evil witch, and a wish gone hilariously wrong. Tune in as we explore the surprising lack of diversity in the fairy godparent community, the dream of making it to Broadway, and Nebraska.
"The Preferred Term is Hero Support." - Sky High
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Welcome back to this week's episode of Please Don't Spoil The Movie! In this episode we spoil the 2005 superhero Disney comedy, Sky High. Will Stronghold, the son of two legendary superheroes, struggles to live up to his legacy at a high school for super-powered teens. Tune in to hear us discuss superpower classism, sidekicks, and sweet sweet revenge.