Stan the Jokeman Show
It wasn't/isn't boring. I'm happier 'kinda sober' as opposed to 'never sober'. I stopped blaming people for my own shit a long time ago. I skipped high school for marriage and college, then dropped out of that. Not often, but sometimes I was right for selfish reasons! It's too bad I can't remember EXACTLY when that happened! I'm not right all the time, but here's what i got...
GOP 's Gone Yellow song w/ lyrics below

America's sick and tired of you
Who gives a Trump, we're all through
the GOP'S GONE YELLOW
Trump took the stage, while I waited the day through
then away the spoiled brat flew,
now i'm a stranded fellow
Trump's speech....self serving moans and groans
Trump's skin is thin with orange tones
republicans have so gone yellow
THROWIN FITS...cause they can't have their way
ATTACKING WOMEN, bi trans straight or gay
They're so hate filled in...
Trump Flies Around in Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein Jet with Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin & Remains Incapable of Accepting Responsibility for ANYTHING!

Oklahoma HAS BEEN LABELED a 'terror state' at this point and the silence of the gop cowards in this state is deafening!
Oklahoma Has Become a True Terrorist State UNfit and Safe for Any Family!

your wife forfeits rights IMMEDIATELY upon moving to Oklahoma.
if your precious child is born incorrectly here, AS OKLAHOMA LAW stands, they are guilty and denied medical care too!
EVERYONE has automatic weapons without license, permit, training or accountability
The mindless here REFUSE to admit their own guilt and continue to use GOD to not only hide their shame, but ATTACK your innocent family!
They are truly the wicked prophesied and offenders of children!
MAGA MAN song by Stan the Jokeman Dedicated to the Cowardly MAGA boys of Oklahoma! Share if You Agree!

STRONGLY DEDICATED to the wimps of Oklahoma who stood idly by and allowed OLDER WEALTHIER MEN to brow beat 'em down and allow 'em to rape their wives too!
YOU COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU STAND UP?!
'Rollin' Outta MAGA Town' an American Ballad by Stan the Jokeman At Random on Rumble w/lyrics and link below!

Check out my new platform on Rumble along with Bombing Down Poinsettia Audio podcast book
https://rumble.com/v5g2f2t-rollin-outta-maga-town-an-anti-trump-american-ballad-for-the-ages-wlyrics-b.html
If you like it, prove it please and share or like!
LAURALLESS LOOMER, DONALD TRUMP FELL FOR WHORED HER WAY INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, MELANIA's OUT THE FREAKIN' DOOR
DON TRUMP LIES AND HE CRIES, DON'T GET WHAT THE HELL, EVERYONE'S IS UPSET FOR MTG IS THE LAP DOG, LAURA LOOMER IS THE 2 FACED WHORE
NO MORE POWER TRIP TIES, WEAK ASS MAGA TRUMP HUMPED US...
OKLAHOMA OUTRAGED is an UNDERSTATEMENT!

A black man was just run out of town today!!!!!!! What in the hell is the matter with SELF TITLED, 'Republican' unmen?!!!!!!!
Don Backs Down 100% re-Written & re-Mastered with Lyrics and Rumble Link Below https://rumble.com/v5chs31-bombing-down-poinsettia-chapter-1-oklahoma-by-the-sea-my-audio-podcast-vers.html

DON BACKS DOWN, WHEN KAMALA IS IN TOWN
BILLY BAD ASS IS IN THE HOUSE NOT MAKIN' A FREAKIN' SOUND,
let's watch Trump Back down, GOP CAN'T STAND THEIR GROUND,
THEY FORGOT THE WORLD TURNS ROUND,
Who's gonna keep the spoiled brats from tearing democracy right down
Kamala stands her ground
pissy Don is a gutless clown
HEEEYYYYY DONNIE..........PRISON IS THE ONLY WAY OUT
HEEEYYYYY DONNIE..........HOW THE HELL DOES THIS SOUND?
You can have Hannibals Cell downtown
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Don Backs Down 100% re-Written & re-Mastered with Lyrics and Rumble Link Below

https://rumble.com/v5cgyqt-don-backs-down-could-it-be-donald-j-billy-bad-ass-trump-is-cowering.html
DON BACKS DOWN, WHEN KAMALA IS IN TOWN
BILLY BAD ASS IS IN THE HOUSE NOT MAKIN' A FREAKIN' SOUND,
let's watch Trump Back down, GOP CAN'T STAND THEIR GROUND,
THEY FORGOT THE WORLD TURNS ROUND,
Who's gonna keep the spoiled brats from tearing democracy right down
Kamala stands her ground
pissy Don is a gutless clown
HEEEYYYYY DONNIE..........PRISON IS THE ONLY WAY OUT
HEEEYYYYY DONNIE..........HOW THE HELL DOES THIS SOUND?<...
DONALD TRUMP is Going to Run Away! (Actual Audio) Indicates So w/ lyrics on video!

https://rumble.com/v5c7lg2-donald-trump-runs-away-wlyrics-below-by-stan-the-jokeman-who-else-would-it-.html
A very Sincere, HELLO, to my DEAR FEW LISTENERS ON THIS CHANNEL! I moved to video on Rumble!
Yeah, I'm migrating into video, but just wanted to drop off a good parody!
Great FUN newscasts on the new channel, so please check it out, AND LIKE IT OR SHARE IT PLEASE!
Your loud old friend! Hope you join me over there! thanks!!
Stan
DonElon song aka Donnie Long by Stan the Jokeman w/lyrics below!

Check out the video on: https://rumble.com/v5bgj1p-don-elon-song-aka-donnie-long-wlyrics-below.htmlHI GUYS, JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS ONE LAST PARODY OUT BEFORE HEADING OVER THE HORIZON! I was working on it yesterday before I just gave up! Thanks for the hits today! I have little doubt it's the politicians and folks who send me the threats and shit! Laugh it up fuckers!I'm not gone.....eventually people will dig this shit, then it'll be your ass.HAHAHA, ANYWAY, CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ON Rumble and thanks if ever dug itMUSK AND TESLA, BUILT AN ARMORED CARMOUNTED MACHINE GUNS KILL...
Adios Amigos from the Domestic Violent Impoverished 49th Educated State of Oklahoma & Stan the Jokeman Show

When folks don't give a fuck...............shut up
Monkey Pox is Back and So Is a Stan the Jokeman Original! Special Thanks to Pete Gabriel for the Idea and Tune!

According to the WHO Monkey Pox is back and shall be just something else Trump supporters catch for NOT protecting themselves or family!
Tale of 2 Nikkis: Nikki Haley to Replace Vance & Nikki Sixx's Motley Gone to Shit - 50th Anniversary for Women - Strong Free Women of Kansas Set Great Example for Subservient Women in America

The Rampant Stupidity Ballad!GOOD NEWS FOR MAGA WOMEN IN AMERICA!!!!!!Women are allowed to destroy their own credit without any fuckin' helpParkay is a Pile of Shit when it comes to womenJosh Hawley.....another spoiled self server is in REAL TROUBLE WITH THE BUSHWACKERS!One, twice, three times a dumb assTommy Lee's kid got kicked off the golf course in California!Vince Neil doesn't know the words to his own fucking songs!Nikki Sixx needs to pocket his ego, get behind and line up his FORMER great rock band that has fucking pissed me off to no end!!!!! YOU'RE...
Dropping Vance is Trump's Only Chance & I Predict it's Coming! PLUS, Trump Kills the Value of His Own Stock While Simultaneously Breaking Federal Law!

STUPID ASS not only killed the value of his own stock on Elon's podcast last night, but simultaneously violated federal law and is NOW BEING SUED BY THE UAW!I PREDICT JD VANCE IS GONE! They'll find a way to replace him!
Presidential Candidate Donald J Trump is Flying Around in Jeffrey Epstein's Jet - Covid Crabs on the Prowl w/lyrics below by Stan the Jokeman

Epstein's Plane plane you say That Plane, Trump Got a good deal
The ghost of Jeffrey sold it Don for less than 17 mil
Guess the deal was great, Trump flies state to state
name the plane jailbait, or CHUCKIE CHEESE thrills..
HEY WHIPE THAT PLANE DOWN BEFORE YOU GET ONBOARD
SEVEN DUST THE CARPET, AND CHAIRS - IT'S WHERE DON TRUMP ONCE WHORED
Covid Crabs on the prowl - At trump rallies they howl
IT'S SO DAMNED REAL......OOOOOOOO
EPSTEIN'S PLANE!!!!!!!
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Kamala Harris Has a Larger Penis Than Donald Trump & Bombing Down Poinsettia Rumble Update

How it feels being 55Trump's Obsession with crowd size says a lotDear Stan lettersOklahoma News!
Elon Musk & Donald Trump Team Up For No Good & Trump's Sweet Ass o' Mine w/ lyrics below

If you ever spoke out against Trump and it got back to him, you better be afraid! ACCORDING TO THE MOST RECENT ALLEGATIONS, they've been collecting all of our information!"Trump's Sweet Ass o' Mine - Stan the Jokeman original: Elon is rotten in Trump he SeeSomeone equally spoiled and brattywhere it's never your fault and you're given your fit throwin' waySpy on folks n crap your pantsn brow beat goofs like jd vanceMusk-a-Trump hump and dump, comes off kinda catty gay?Elooonn loves Don's Sweet Ass so fineit's a complicated friendshipBUTTHOLES intertwinedIt's in Don's Eyes, an Elon SurpriseInterviews and...
Corey F*ckin' Feldman for President & on Tour with Limp Bizkit! Corey Haim's Suspected Killer Makes Announcement on Howie Mandel Podcast!!

The old 'frog brother' has been left behind and is now looking for a new gig!
Have you loaned Felman
Oklahoma Women Failed by Oklahoma REPUBLICAN UNmen - DIRECT COMPARISON: Kamala Harris/Donald Trump YOU DECIDE - Benefits of Union - VJ Day & How To Celebrate - Ryan Walters the Most Hated Man in Oklahoman!

Lou Cipher gets things going on a FRIDAY by being fingered banged by a PRINCE ROBOTKamala Don outtake comparisons to draw on! YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND!VJ DAY and how to celebrate it!The State of Oklahoma Hates State Superintendent Ryan WalterOKLAHOMA MEN stand idly by and watch their women be violated, hence the #1 divorce rate in America. WOMEN cannot count on men here to defend them
Circle Jerks of Trumps House an American ballad w/lyrics below Check out the slidshow on Rumble!

"Circle Jerks of Trump's House" an American ballad ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC
JD PROBLY HAS AFFAIRS WITH THOSE HE DOESN'T TRUST
AND ORDERS HIS SUSHI WELL DONE
STILL IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT, THERE'S BEEN NO DROPPING OF HIS SACK
AND RNC CAN'T BUY HIM CONVICTION
DONALD DUCKING OUT OF THE NEXT DEBATE
WHILE KAMALA DOES IT THE AMERICAN WAY
TWO FACED DON TRUMP, CAN'T BACK HIS OWN SHIT
GOP'S TERRIFIED OF WHAT HE MIGHT SAY
The Circle Jerks of TRUMP'S House
Adin Ross & Jenna Ellis Are 2 Silly Youngsters Who've Been Played By DONALD TRUMP WHO BLEW UP MY PHONE ALL NIGHT!!!!!

Trump 's Selling out America song by Stan the JokemanI have to get a new phone number because Trump won't leave me aloneDuane Thompson passes awayYoung man LITERALLY butchers his father in CONNETI CUT YOUR ASS UP!Jenna Ellis and Adin Ross with Actual audio!
Presidential Contender Kamala Harris Asks for a Walz With Some True History Regarding Who This Man Actually Is!

Before the RNC can claim he's a 'Pelosi Operative' or some nonsense, I figured I'd stop in and give you a heads up about the new VP pick for Presidential Candidate Harris.
Elon Musk Hate Mail MONDAY via Dear Stan Letters - Donald Trump Sides With Putin Again Against America (actual audio) & Has a Serious Case of Jungle Fever!

Elon Musk Fans Have discovered my show along with some of other fine fucked up folks!Trump sides with Russia again this past weekend and MAGA continues to cheer on the fall of America!Trump is firing his Siberian hooker!
Don Trump Stay or Don Trump Go ballad of a Chicken Sh*t w/lyrics by Stan the Jokeman

Don Trump Stay or Don Trump go
ABC they have the flo
Kamala's waiting don't ya know
Trump's excuses start to flow
NO MORE BS TO BESTOW
DON TRUMP STAY OR Don TRUMP GO
OLD DON TRUMP HE'S LOSING IT
JD'S 2 FACED AND UNFIT
THE MORONS MAKE THE PERFECT COUPLE
SHITTY BRITCHES AND BARNEY RUBBLE
KAMALA'S WAITING DON'T YA KNOW
DON TRUMP STAY OR DON TRUMP GO
TRUMP AGREED ON ABC NOW.......SAID HE'D DEBATE...
Imagine a Better Oklahoma

From jacked up license plates to NUTTY UN-Christian, anti-American, UN-Constitutional leadership I truly believe Oklahomans could better themselves, WHICH INCLUDES ME!
Don Don't Say Black song w/lyrics below, RE-MASTERED Entirely, Now that the New Shocks Are On My Wife's Jeep!

Sorry for the delay on today's parody!DON DON'T SAY BLACK! don don don, don't say black...........don.......don't say the word black againDon't say black.......Don Trump.......you're not making againDonald Trump dove into Chicago all just to reach outFirst question out the freakin' gate made the little boy poutLost for words he found bitchy reasons to shoutcause Trump can't take the blows, but he loves to dish outhey donDON'T SAY BLACK.........
Don Don't Say Black song w/Black Journalist Chicago Conference audio AND lyrics!

DON'T SAY BLACK............DON TRUMP......DON'T SAY THE WORD BLACK AGAIN
TRUMP'S BLACK........DOESN'T MAKE MUCH FREAKIN' SENSE AGAIN
STUID ASS WENT TO CHICAGO, SAID HE WANTS TO REACH OUT
HER FIRST QUESTION WAS THE TOUGHEST TO TAKE, SO HE STARTED TO POUT
BOY DON CAN'T TAKE THE BLOWS, BUT HE CAN SURE DISH IT OUT
Stupid Ass Statement of the Week...Mid Week - Kamala Harris Appearance - Oklahoma MAGA Superintentional Ryan Walters is Daring Oklahoma Parents to Protect Their Children or Go to California!

The first and second place recipients announced right out the gate, and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO PLACED FIRST!The 2nd place recipient of the Stupid Ass Statement of the Week AwardKamala Harris is going to handler her business regardless!Oklahoma continues to follow the path of Mein Kampf!
Elon's a P*ssy song with commentary on Musk's X Attack on the Big Lebowski Bridges & Vice President Kamala Harris

PROVING MY POINT ONCE AGAIN: Sissy boy muskrat can't back his own shit up, so he shuts down and throws gas on any question HE'S THE GUTLESS pussy he is!:Elon 's a Pussy aka Twit Shit song lyrics 2024 ©Jokeman Produtions LLC Stan the Jokeman Show something's wrong with ELON today....I know exactly what it isit shouldn't be no damned surpriseon X Elon shut me down today CAUSE i won't give in TO HISHEY X-LAX WIPE THE TEARS FROM YOUR EYESHAVIN' A FREAKIN' FITMUSK 'S GONE TWITT SHITIT WAS JEFF BRIDGES NOW ELON BITCHES AND CRIES A LITTLE BIT(M...
Don Backs Down tune with Lyrics below by Stan the Jokeman

Let's all Watch Don Back Down
Chicken Shit IS A gutless clown
He'll hide in the house when Kamala is in town
She's hear ta spank that clown
GOP can't stand their ground
as the world turns round
and we'll keep the wicked brats from dragging USA down
AND take the woman who's brown
WHILE pasty orange backs down!
HEY........DONNIE.....prison's THE ONLY WAY OUT
HEY....... DONNIE.....your the most famous inmate around
YOU CAN HAVE...
OKLAHOMA Republican Extremist Defies Both GOD and the American Constitution to FORCE their IDEAS on innocent Children!

DEATH by roller coaster!The Midwest inflation con continues to be ignored by the localsOKLAHOMA defies the American Constitution to FORCE their IDEA of our GOD on innocent children!DEAR STAN LETTERS!
"Let's Vance" w/lyrics: A Sleeper Sofa Love Story by Stan the Jokman

Let's Vance
searching for dolphins and pics of jen anniston nude
let's vance
thrusting your hips into the sleeper sofa you screw
LET'S SWITCH
Changing masks again, who the hell can he be
LET'S FLINCH
Jim Hamel signed the Trump pledge, AND DROPPED TO HIS KNEES
AND WHEN THEY SAID TRUMP, WE SAW A NEW JD
GROW FACIAL HAIR, so he wouldn't SEE, HIS FACE marshmellowy
AND A CAT LADY WILL NEVER DO! JD BOUGHT AN lovely IMMIGRANT TO...
DONALD TRUMP is truly the anti-Christ and HE MADE THAT VERY CLEAR TODAY!

Here's something for you to pray about tomorrow self titled "Christian" Trump supporters!
The Dumbest Thing Said All Week! (Actual Audio) You'll Never Guess Who Said It!

I sure do enjoy easy work, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FOOLS PROVE MY POINT!
GREAT NEWS OKLAHOMA CRACKER BARRELERS!!!

FINALLY, a great 'reborn' Oklahoma story involving a local used to be favorite eatery!
The Friday Non Kamala Harris or Don Trump Show: "Oklahoma is NOT "Ok" and Oklahomans DID IT!"

I focus this entire segment TODAY on MY HOME STATE OF OKLAHOMA and in particular, Oklahoma women who abandoned their own virtues and common sense.
Jump Trump song EDITED by Stan the Jokeman w/lyrics below

I F**KED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWN
HE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST P*SS IN TOWN
SO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEEL
YOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEAL
CAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THERE
WITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
THE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENE
ANTI-AMERICAN DREAM
BETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMP
OFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMP
IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D...
Jump Trump EXPLICIT song w/lyrics below by Stan the Jokeman

I FUCKED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWN
HE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST WHOOSE IN TOWN
SO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEEL
YOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEAL
CAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THERE
WITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
THE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENE
ANTI-AMERICAN DREAM
BETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMP
OFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMP
IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D JUMP
<...DONALD TRUMP Calls for the Death of the Disabled - Brood Mare Nikki Haley Has a Crystal Ball Along with Her Many Faces & Strong Women Like Kamala Harris Continue to Represent Fearlessly!

Nikki Haley needs to just go ahead and pose for a nudie magazine! SHE'S SO UNPREDICTABLY PREDICTABLE!! SPREAD YOUR BUTT CHEEKS NIKKI!Guy McAlester accidentally craps his britches LIVE on the air!Garden hoses.....not just for the garden!Donald Trump Lies about being a Confused 2 faced Liar!MAGA refuses to acknowledge the hurt they've caused. There in lies the problem! It's as simple as that!Stuttering is hilarious!Trump continues to incite violence in a subtle way!
Studio 39% & DEAR STAN LETTERS!

Its all about the number 39 today folks! That's the number of economy/budget conscience Americans!DEAR STAN LETTERS GALORE!