Blerdy Massacre

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Black + Nerd = Blerd. Join our hosts Xero Gravity & Sharai The Slayer as they Blerd out all over nerd earth through chaotic, topical conversations that any nerd of color would peel an ear for. Horror, sci-fi, fantasy, pop-culture; all of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Bawdy of Christ
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#39
Today at 11:00 AM

All this body horror talk has the Blerds in the mood to rewatch some goopy tings. Here's a list!


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Gotham Gets Goopy
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#38
11/03/2026

Is Clayface the goopy body horror and DC comics mashup we all hoped it would be? Check in with your Blerdy crusaders this week to find out!


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The Roast of Tom Cruise
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#37
10/27/2026

This mission is possible! He have been waiting for this one with all the strays.


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Lights, Camera, Action
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#36
10/20/2026

We’re reporting live from the intersection of comic books and horror with a list of movies that remind us reading is fun and mental.


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Feeling Evil At Fantastic Fest
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#35
10/13/2026

Get you a festival that matches your freak. However, you can’t have Fantastic Fest because that belongs to our evil asses.


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Daddy Dead Care (The Cycle Review)
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#34
10/06/2026

We caught The Cycle at Fantastic Fest and need to tell y’all about it before it hits Shudder this month.


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The Roast of Oprah
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#33
09/29/2026

You get a roast! You get a roast! Everyone gets a roast even if they’re Oprah!


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Black Horror Recap
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#32
09/22/2026

We know Black creatives have been showing up and showing out these last 365 (as usual). But do you?


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She’s A Maniac
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#31
09/15/2026

We finally got to check out Frankie, Maniac Woman and you know we had thoughts.


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Josef’s A Creep (A Weirdo)
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#30
09/08/2026

You know your Blerds are obsessed with Peachfuzz Incorporated! That’s why we're catching you up on our generation's favorite serial killer ahead of season 3 of The Creep Tapes hitting Shudder. 


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The Year In Gay with Nay
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#29
09/01/2026

This year needed Nay Bever back on a podcast ASAP. That's why we invited her to a very special Today in Gay inspired episode.


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Midsummer Scream 2026 Live Podcast Recording: Won't She Do It? Femmes Slay The Industry
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#28
08/25/2026

Join Blerdy Massacre Podcast for 50% conversation, and 50% celebration among Black femmes across various fields of the film industry. Xero Gravity and Sharai The Slayer host a get together with Akela Cooper (Malignant, M3GAN), Monica Moore-Suriyage (La Ciguapa Siempre, Give Me An A) and Zainab Sillah (Culture & Impact Manager- Monkeypaw Productions) to discuss how femmes get it done in the chaotic Hollywood system, and compare theories as to how we look so fly doing it.


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The Roast of Ryan Murphy
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#27
08/18/2026

We decided it was time to give Ryan Murphy his own roast after years of catching strays on this podcast.


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Because We Can: The Beast Must Die (1974)
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#26
08/11/2026

It’s time for a werewolf break as we throw it back to the 1970s this week. Check out The Beast Must Die and then see if ya Blerds are feeling this werewolf movie or not. 


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Welcome, Join Us (Cult-isode)
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#25
08/04/2026

Cults are scary. Which is why we’re talking about cult horror movies that stressed us out!


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Baby, This Is Child’s Play with Hippy Potter
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#24
07/28/2026

It’s a Blerd extravaganza when Hippy Potter stops by Blerdy HQ! Make sure to follow Thaddeus on Instagram to see these cute toys and get your whole damn life.


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The Roast of Tyler Perry
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#23
07/21/2026

It’s Christmas in July because we’re FINALLY roasting Tyler Perry.


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We Ain’t Strung At All
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#22
07/14/2026

We tried to get through another review and picked Strung. Did this Tyler Perry and Jason Blum co-production break our roast streak? Or is it our last straw?


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You're Not My Dad!
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#21
07/07/2026

Stepfather (2026) begs the question, why choose between a roast and a review when we can do both at the same time? 


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The Smith Family Roast
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#20
06/30/2026

Why roast one person when you can roast a whole family? Get ready to feast and take a plate home this week.


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Voodoo Vanguard a.k.a. Kamil Oshundara
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#19
06/23/2026

We caught up with our good sib Kamil Oshundara to talk about art, monsters, and Hollywood’s obsession with a spiritual practice they refuse to understand.


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The Uncle Larry Special
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#18
06/16/2026

Larry Fessenden remains our favorite Uncle Larry. Which is why we stopped dropping stray compliments and made a whole episode dedicated to this legend.


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Mama Did What Now?
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#17
06/09/2026

We heard a rumor there was a new Joko Anwar film hitting Shudder. So, we clearly injected it into our eyeballs and have a review for you.


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Joko Anwar Ain’t Fucking Around
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#16
06/02/2026

Joko Anwar has dealt us too much psychic damage for us to not stan. We’re here to tell you where to find your next nightmare as we recommend our favorites from this king’s filmography. 


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The Roast of Nicki Minaj
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#15
05/26/2026

We usually support women’s rights and women’s wrongs, but we cannot support anything Nicki Minaj has done in a hot minute. Grab a plate because we are about to serve another Blerdy roast.


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The 80s Are Unmatched
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#14
05/19/2026

The 1980s were the best era for horror and we’re opening the library to talk about the movies that made it so.


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Akela Cooper 101
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#13
05/12/2026

Thee Akela Cooper stopped by Blerdy HQ to clear our acne and lower our blood pressure. She also dropped a bunch of knowledge and answered our 900 questions about Malignant and M3GAN.


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A Family Affair at Overlook Film Fest
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#12
05/05/2026

You know we love to make the trip to see some movies, eat some crustations, and hug some uncles every year. However, Overlook Film Fest outdid itself this time.


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The Roast of Chris Brown
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#11
04/28/2026

It’s Chris Brown’s turn to get cooked and the Blerds are serving this fool burnt!


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Put Em In A Coffin (Sarcophagus).
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#10
04/21/2026

The Blerds watched Lee Cronin's The Mummy and you know they have some thoughts. Put this review in your earholes ASAP!


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Video Nasty w/ Shanita Bump
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#9
04/14/2026

Hope y’all feeling nasty this Tuesday because we in here with Thee Shanita Bump! Pay the pound of flesh at the door and grab a seat.


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Hello, Dolly!
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#8
04/07/2026

We heard there was a maniac in the woods and went to investigate. We would like to introduce you to Dolly and beg Max the Impaler to do more horror movies.


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The Uncle Kojima Special
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#7
03/31/2026

We’re less spiteful but still on brand as we gush about Hideo Kojima and his video games that raised us.


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Link-Up at the Intersection w/ Monica Moore-Suriyage
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#6
03/24/2026

We caught up with Monica Moore-Suriyage to chat about her film La Ciguapa Siempre, intersectionality, and being a part of Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror.


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Grind is Worth the Hustle
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#5
03/17/2026

Gig economy got you down? Then you might want to listen to us dig into this new anthology coming out of SXSW. Ed Dougherty and Brea Grant’s Grind knows side hustles lead to real horror and we’re here for it.


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The Roast of Chris Pratt
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#4
03/10/2026

It’s time to flame America’s least favorite Chris and everyone knows why.


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Blerdy Massacre Live at Soul Shadows 2026
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#3
03/03/2026

We respectfully asked, "What's so funny?" at this year's event in LA. 


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Picking Up the Sticks Again
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#2
02/24/2026

Not all video game adaptations are created equally and we’re ready to have that conversation. 


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Bottom 10s
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#1
02/17/2026

You know we can’t start a new season without looking back at the movies we had beef with last year.



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This Could’ve Been An Email
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01/27/2026

The Blerds showed up for the new Sam Raimi movie and are here to unpack the gore, the company policies that led to this, and the violence. Tap in for a sick little review and tell your friends the Blerds are back at the mic for a very special episode.


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