Poddy Animals Podcast

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By: Theo, Scoot, Eli and Denise

We talk about everyday life and current events. Come join us and hang out with your hosts, Theo, Scoot, Eli, and Denise.

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Poddy Animals Episode 139
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Theo discusses all his health concerns!

California was talking about having Masterbation stations for the homeless!

What do you do if your buddy hires a stripper for your bachelor party and the stripper is your soon to be wife's mother?

What is the worst excuse that you have used to call off from your job?

Topic- How would you feel if your significant other sold your things to pay off some personal debt while you were deployed?

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Poddy Animals Episode 138
#138
10/28/2026

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   Lady makes a living selling neighborhood gossip!

   Texas daycare is caught running a baby fight club!

   What happens when auto repairs places make the wrong repairs?

   Topic- Have you ever done anything creepy or weird to your signifcant other's                     belongings while you were in a relationship?

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Poddy Animals Episode 137
#137
09/27/2026

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 Is AI going to take over? 

Grand daughter spends the night and decides to go to the bathroom on Pop Pop Theo's side of the bed!

Guy who drives hearse for a living gets pulled over in car pool lane with the body inside. Does he have a right to be there?

Topic- If your significant other gets Amnesia, how long do you stick it out?

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Poddy Animals Episode 136
#136
08/26/2026

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 Denise and Theo take a vacation to Amish country where Denise believes that she could make it in life by going Amish.

Flight instructor jumps mid-Flight and leaves his student to land the plane.

Ball bra and Clam cooler for his and her needs! Could be huge!

Topic- How would you feel if you donated an organ to your significant other and after they recovered they left you?

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Poddy Animals Episode 135
#135
08/14/2026

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 Canada wild fires and working outside in it! Lady steals a bottle of wine and hides it in a secret place.

In Japan, they are now meditating in coffins.

Lady delivers nine babies!

Topic of discussion- What if you found out that your significant other was on the Tea App?

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Poddy Animals Episode 134
#134
07/17/2026

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 The weather in Ohio has been really hot lately. 

In PA they charge $0.10 per bag for takeout at Mcdonald's.

Giraffe on the loose for 5 days.

Batman in Mexico doing crime fighting!

Is there anything in your home that belongs to your significant other that you would like to get rid of?

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Poddy Animals Episode 133
#133
07/02/2026

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Theo goes in to get a camera shoved up his pee hole. Scoot thinks Theo is over thinking his health issues. 

we discuss the songs that are being made for kids. Scoot's dog gets a broken leg at the dog park.

Would you give up your seat to your stepdaughters graduation if the real Dad just came back into her life, and the mother/ your wife was on board with it?

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Poddy Animals Episode 132
#132
06/03/2026

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  We talk Memorial day weekend! Guy drives his Tesla into the water because it has wade mode. Another guy sabotages a levee so that his wife can't get home and he can continue to hang with his boys. Guy donates his Mom's body for research and the research company sells it to the Army and they blow it up.

Have you ever laughed at an inappropriate time? Listen in to hear the madness!

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Poddy Animals Episode 131
#131
05/17/2026

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  Day care for older people is a thing! Spirit Airlines goes belly up! Theo says that social security is a joke and that he will probably never see a dime of what he has put in. New Trend Alert! Guys hitting themselves in the face with hammers to get that chiseled look. 

Topic- If they allowed this option, should airlines show you a sitting chart where babies or small children are sitting before you purchase your ticket? Maybe some kind of discount!

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Poddy Animals Episode 130
#130
04/24/2026

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Theo and Denise take the Grandkids to the park and the four year old is afraid of everything. 

Quadruple amputee shoots and kills his passenger while driving! Guy gets released from jail for a DUI and climbs back into a parked cruiser after his release and is found dead days later. 

Topic- How would you feel if a car repair service was using your vehicle for errands when they were finished before giving you back your vehicle? 

Following the topic, Theo proposes to Denise! For real this tim...


Poddy Animals Podcast 129
#129
04/10/2026

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Theo turns 53 and Eli forgets to wish him a Happy birthday!  

From snow, to tornados, to meteor's in Ohio! 

Preacher wants his congregation to bring in tax returns to see how much that you should donate. 

Denise gives us some news from around the world! 

Topic-If you are a Stepfather to your stepdaughter for half her life and are pretty much paying for her wedding. How would you feel if she asked her biological Father to walk her down the aisle?

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Poddy Animals Episode 128
#128
03/26/2026

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Eli discusses his church raffle and tells us that it is between 8 churches and not just his. 

Theo and Denise always end up in a weird situation at the restaurant. 

Guy's car gets towed out front and his kid is in there. Car was in Impound for 2 days before they found the child. 

Couple gets 21 kids through surrogates, even looking on Facebook market place for takers. 

Topic- Would you exclude your significant others affair child from your biological kids birthday, even though you two are stil...


Poddy Animals Episode 127
#127
03/16/2026

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The crew is fed up with Ohio weather! 

Pastor claims to heal people with his farts!

Guy sells testicles for 2.7 million!

Wheelchair riders at airports are getting out of hand!

Topic- If you're offered $10 million dollars but every purchase you make for the rest of your life is public info, do you take it?

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Poddy Animals Episode 126
#126
02/26/2026

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We talk moving to Florida. Guy sells cars on Facebook and then steals them back to try and resell.  Squatter hunter goes in to annoy squatters so that you can get your house back. 

Spill'n the tea with D-  Germany is now making it so that you can call off of work due to a hangover. Japan has a bar you can go to and drink for free if you are thinking about quitting your job. Guy sets up phone line so that spam and robo callers have to pay him per...


Poddy Animals Episode 126
#126
02/20/2026

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Scoot is thinking about moving to Florida. Guy selling cars, steals them back and tries to resell. 

In the news! Germany is now using a hangover as a severe illness to get the day off from work. Japan has a bar for people who are thinking about quitting their job and you drink for free.

Topic- How would you react if the clinic that you stored your embryos at, inserted the wrong ones?

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Poddy Animals Episode 125
#125
02/09/2026

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Theo and Denise go to a fundraiser and hit on two raffle baskets. Guy goes to a house to clean and after he finishes he finds out it is the wrong house. Female coach suits up to play on girls basketball team. 

Topic- How would you feel if your boyfriend/husband was secretly donating sperm for money?

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Poddy Animals Episode 124
#124
01/26/2026

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Theo and Denise visit Little Debbie park in Tennessee on their way to Georgia. Scoot's stove catches on fire twice. Florida man wakes up to another man groping his genitals. Girl playing basketball gets punctured by a piece of the wood from the court. Do you like working from home? Listen in while we discuss it!

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Poddy Animals Episode 123
#123
01/08/2026

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We talk Christmas, and leaving for vacation instead of buying gifts. Scoot tells us a story of how his dog is eating Christmas gifts and his floor.

Tow truck driver drives off with illegally parked car, not realizing a 4 year kid is still in there.

Topic- Would you consider having a child if you or your spouse had a genetic disorder, like, dwarfism, blindness or limblessness for examples?

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Poddy Animals Episode 122
#122
12/21/2025

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Scoot is back to tell us all about his Florida trip. Florida attorney says masterbating in front of kids is not illegal. Guy gets points on his license for riding skateboard in the street. 

Topic of discussion- Are safe havens for babies a good or bad thing and why?

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Poddy Animals Episode 121
#121
12/07/2025

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We talk Thanksgiving and Hallmark movies! Guy cuts into charging station to steal the copper and gets electrocuted. Family is now suing! Health Dept pours bleach into street vendors food containers. 

Topic- If you could get the absolute and total truth from one question, what would your question be?

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Poddy Animals Episode 120
#120
11/16/2025

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Theo gets threatened by kid on Halloween. Holiday Inn wants to do breakfast smelling alarm clocks. Kid steals food order from neighbors door and gets sick due to his nut allergy. Walmart has holding cells by the registers for shoplifters.

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Poddy Animals Episode 119
#119
11/04/2025

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Guy with HIV sprays hospital workers with his blood. Guy steals car with baby in the back, returns with baby to berate the mother. Female prisoner impregnated by male prisoner on another floor. Listen in to find out how!

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Poddy Animals Episode 118
#118
10/20/2025

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Guy tries to turn himself in to collect the reward money. Southwest will soon start making you buy an extra seat if you are over weight. Denise enters a scary Halloween contest. Topic of discussion- How long after your spouse dies, do you continue to wear your wedding ring?

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Poddy Animals Episode 117
#117
10/06/2025

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Theo and Denise get cornered at the grocery store by a lady selling Doobie brothers tickets. Parasailing guide gets accused of groping customer while in the air. Funeral home has to rent a U-Haul because the deceased was too big. Is a safe haven for drug addicts to do their drugs a good idea?

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Poddy Animals Episode 116
#116
09/23/2025

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Theo and Denise check out the new glass bridge in Ohio and head to the Lorain Lighthouse for a tour. If you were a public defender, could you turn down certain cases? Scoot dislikes A.I. and says that it will cause issues in the future. Lady at Phillies game argues for baseball that was never hers in the first place. Should you be in trouble if you do not report married people from your job who are having an affair with other people. Thanks for listening!

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Poddy Animals Episode 115
#115
09/07/2025

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Ice cream truck showing up at weird times of the night in Virginia. Some say it is the reason for the high number of missing kids. Guy kills his uncle over eating his honey bun. If you have cameras on your house, would you help the police or neighbors if something happened and you caught it on video?

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Poddy Animals Episode 114
#114
08/07/2025

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Denise buys and tries pecan ice cream after miss reading the label. What a nut! Cops mistake ashes of deceased child for drugs and almost arrested the Father. Chuck E. Cheese gets arrested! Well, sort of! Guy goes into check on his Mom in MRI room and get sucked into the machine.

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Poddy Animals Episode 113
#113
07/30/2025

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Denise talks about her trip to Hawaii. Guy throws party at a clients house while they are out of town. Scoot tells us the dirt on assisted living places. after they have to put his mother in law in one. 

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Poddy Animals Episode 112
#112
07/16/2025

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Sit back and relax and enjoy all the craziness on the show.

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Poddy Animals Episode 111
#111
06/19/2025

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Theo talks about working out of town. Eli and Scoot refuse to spend $60 on a steak. Whole Foods in Ohio has a full bar and club inside of it

Topic-  What would you do if you found out that your brother was actually the Father of your child?

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Poddy Animals Episode 110
#110
06/07/2025

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Sperm races in California! Mets superfan Seymour Weiner passes away! Would you be ok with your family using your cremated ashes in a game night hourglass? Lady cheats on Fiance and gets knocked up. DNA test shows the baby is from who she cheated with, so she gets an abortion. A few months go by and DNA place reaches out to tell her they messed up and it was actually her Fiance baby. Now she is suing!

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Poddy Animals Episode 109
#109
05/14/2025

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The crew discuss what they did for Easter. Would you be ok with with the amount of a speeding ticket based on income? Mom wants her Ex to take his step children to Disney with his real daughter that they share custody of.

What would you do if you dated a girl from church, but found out a year later that she use to be a stripper?

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Poddy Animals Episode 108
#108
05/02/2025

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Theo refuses to go on any site seeing adventures involving helicopters. Eli tells us a tale of " The Village Fucker". 

Topic of the week- Would you want to know your own future knowing that you could not change it?

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Poddy Animals Episode 107
#107
04/20/2025

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Pastor holds congregation until they reach their money goal. Denise is thinking about going to church with Eli to learn about the movement. We get an email from a guy asking about a job editing for the show. Pilot forgets his passport and the plane has to turn around.\What would you do if your kid wanted you to get vaccinated before being around your grandbaby? Listen in to what we would do!

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Poddy Animals Episode 106
#106
04/03/2025

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Theo turns 52! Scoot sends Theo a slightly used sex toy for his birthday through the mail. A hair stylist drags customer by her hair after she sent money to the wrong pay app. Couple has to sit next to passenger who died mid-flight for 4 hours.

Topic- If you woke up back in 1995 and everything up until now was a dream, what is the first thing that you would do?

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Poddy Animals Episode 105
#105
03/24/2025

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Theo's anxiety is getting worse. Lady breastfeeds her dolls. Guy cuts off his penis with an ax while high on shrooms. Topic- Do you sue your friend if his dog bites you and cause some damage?

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Poddy Animals Episode 104
#104
03/13/2025

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Scoot does not do Valentines Day. Theo and Denise are caught in a snow storm on their Valentines Day getaway.  

Topic of discussion- Would you dare take a lie detector test with a loved one asking the questions?

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Poddy Animals Episode 103
#103
03/02/2025

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company is offering mile high air balloon club rides. Lady gets attacked by polar bear. One state introduces law to outlaw masturbation. Grown man still dresses as baby and even has a nanny.

Topic- Would you take a lie detector test with your significant other asking the questions?

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Poddy Animals Episode 102
#102
02/14/2025

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Eli is worried about getting deported back to Puerto Rico. Denise tells us about her trip to South Carolina.

 Landlord charges lady that passed away her full year rent that she had left on lease. 

Church charges monthly dues!

Topic- What is a red flag that was cause you to leave a date?

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Poddy Animals Episode 101
#101
01/24/2025

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Theo gets his weekly prostate exam! Scoot is addicted to Cassata cake! Scoot cannot figure out how to use self check out! Guy gets donated liver and ends up with cancer. 
Topic of discussion- Are women more complicated than men?

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