Get Lost with Nick Hefke

Eu cheguei em Stuttgart achando que ia encontrar paz, tomar um café e talvez escrever num diário igual um monge reformado. Em vez disso, fui recebido com um dedo do meio, uma stripper surtada e as 72 horas mais caóticas de irmandade que já vivi. Essa é a história de cerveja, decisões erradas e um último “vai se foder” entre irmãos. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I came to Stuttgart thinking I was gonna find peace, maybe drink coffee and journal like a reformed monk. Instead, I was greeted by a middle finger, a cracked-out stripper, and the most chaotic 72 hours of brotherhood I’ve ever survived. This is the story of beer, bad decisions, and one final “vai se foder” between brothers. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Depois de seis semanas de puro caos, meus últimos dias em Budapeste com o Jesús tomaram um rumo inesperado — hostel vazio, noites insanas e até uma visita à delegacia, onde ele tentou (sem sucesso) inventar um assalto. As risadas terminaram com uma despedida de coração apertado, e de repente eu estava na Costa Amalfitana com meu pai e meu irmão, trocando a loucura por banquetes em família e a magia do verão italiano. É a história de fechar um capítulo e abrir outro da forma mais inesperada possível. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm...

After six weeks of nonstop chaos, my last days in Budapest with Jesús took a turn — dead hostels, wild nights, and a police station visit where he tried (and failed) to fake a robbery. The laughter ended with a heartfelt goodbye, and suddenly I was on the Amalfi Coast with my dad and brother, trading in madness for family feasts and Italian summer magic. It’s the story of closing one chapter and opening another in the most unexpected way. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of perso...

A última viagem dos “boys” juntos foi na Romênia e a gente saiu de cena com estilo. Trens duvidosos, um “hostel” de 7 dólares que parecia a casa de um desconhecido, eu trancado do lado de fora às 4 da manhã e uma maratona de vinte strip clubs em apenas duas noites. Caos, bebida barata e nossa despedida épica no Leste Europeu. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The boys’ final ride together lands us in Romania — and we go out with a bang. Sketchy trains, a $7 “hostel” that was basically just some dude’s house, me getting locked out at 4 a.m., and a marathon of twenty strip clubs in two nights. This was chaos, cheap booze, and our last hurrah in Eastern Europe. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

De trens noturnos de 14 horas a Airbnbs duvidosos, nada poderia nos preparar para o caos do Ultra Music Festival em Split, na Croácia. Entre perder amigos na multidão, encontrar pingers na hora errada e festejar como se tivéssemos acabado de atualizar nossos testamentos, essa foi a noite que quase nos destruiu. Aperte o cinto — este é o Ultra como você nunca ouviu antes." Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

From 14-hour nightmare trains to dodgy Airbnb beds, nothing could prepare us for the chaos of Ultra Music Festival in Split, Croatia. Between losing friends in the crowd, finding pingers at the wrong time, and partying like our wills were updated, this was the night that nearly broke us. Buckle up this is Ultra like you’ve never heard it before Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

De desviar de campos minados ativos a cair na noite nos strip clubs de Sarajevo, a Bósnia levou a gente por uma jornada que nunca vimos chegando. Entre refeições de 15 reais, bunkers da Guerra Fria e a quase loucura de pular de uma ponte lendária, essa viagem foi crua, bizarra e inesquecível. Prepare-se para o desvio pelos Bálcãs que ninguém comenta — mas todo mundo deveria. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

From dodging live minefields to partying in Sarajevo’s wild strip clubs, Bosnia took us on a ride we never saw coming. Between $3 meals, Cold War bunkers, and almost jumping off a legendary bridge, this trip hit raw, weird, and unforgettable. Get ready for the Balkan detour nobody talks about — but everyone should. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Presos entre guardas de fronteira mal-humorados e doses infinitas de rakija, acabamos em Montenegro e descobrimos por que Kotor pode ser o segredo mais bem guardado dos Bálcãs. De noites insanas em hostel e passeios de barco por águas cristalinas até banquetes de frutos do mar que custavam menos que uma cerveja no Brasil, essa é a história de caos, risadas e muitas decisões ruins. Aperte o cinto — Montenegro não deu mole com a gente. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advert

Stranded between dodgy border guards and endless shots of rakija, we stumbled into Montenegro and discovered why Kotor might be the Balkans’ best-kept secret. From wild hostel nights and boat rides through crystal-blue waters to seafood feasts that cost less than a beer back home, this is the story of chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of bad decisions. Buckle up — Montenegro got us good. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

O que acontece quando dois americanos perdidos e um australiano igualmente desorientado acabam no Kosovo no dia 4 de julho? Fogos de artifício inesperados, rakia baratíssima, patriotismo exagerado… e uma crise completa de percevejos. Venha pela aventura nos Bálcãs, fique pelo trauma emocional. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What happens when two clueless Americans and one equally lost Aussie stumble into Kosovo on the 4th of July? Unexpected fireworks, dirt-cheap rakia, aggressive patriotism… and a full-blown bedbug crisis. Come for the Balkan adventure, stay for the emotional damage. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dois americanos de ressaca e um australiano maluco largam o Pink Palace na Grécia e se jogam na Albânia no ferry mais suspeito do planeta. O que começou como uma missão pra “encontrar Jesus” virou dois dias de maconha com gosto de orégano, caos regado a raki e um reencontro inesperado com o sósia do Johnny Depp. Bem-vindos à Albânia — linda, ridícula e totalmente despreparada pra gente. Quer que eu faça também uma versão curtinha (1 frase), bem chamativa, pra usar em plataformas de podcast onde o texto fica cortado? Hosted by Simplecast, an...

Two hungover Americans and one wild Aussie ditch Greece’s Pink Palace and stumble their way into Albania on the sketchiest ferry ever built. What starts as a mission to “find Jesus” turns into two days of oregano weed, raki-fueled chaos, and a surprise reunion with Johnny Depp’s doppelgänger. Welcome to Albania — beautiful, ridiculous, and absolutely unprepared for us. Want me to also make a shorter, punchier version (like 1-sentence, straight-to-the-point) that works well on podcast apps where the preview cuts off fast? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection...

Fui pra Corfu, na Grécia, atrás de história e cultura — mas o que encontrei foi o Pink Palace Hostel, onde a única matéria no currículo era body shot com chantilly, booze cruises e decisões péssimas. Foram quatro dias de puro caos: giros no café da manhã, roupa opcional e um cara literalmente chamado Jesus liderando a festa. Essa é a história de como Corfu me deu as melhores memórias, as piores ressacas e tirou uns cinco anos do meu fígado. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information...

I went to Corfu, Greece looking for history and culture — instead I found the Pink Palace Hostel, where the only curriculum was whipped cream body shots, booze cruises, and bad decisions. For four days straight it was chaos: gyros for breakfast, clothes optional, and a guy literally named Jesus leading the party. This is the story of how Corfu gave me the best memories, the worst hangovers, and five fewer years on my liver. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Achei que estava só reservando um hostel barato em Budapeste — mas, na real, me inscrevi num apagão de 3 dias com desconhecidos, cachorros de rua e um chileno chamado Pedro. Neste episódio, eu revivo o caos do Retox Hostel: os shots, a loucura e o momento em que eu realmente achei que minha alma tinha saído do corpo. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Um fim de semana em Cracóvia se transformou na montanha-russa mais insana da minha vida — comecei com nove shots de vodka com desconhecidos, fui parar em Auschwitz, e terminei liderando um show de futebol americano no meio da praça com milhares de pessoas assistindo. O que era pra ser só uma viagem de festa virou uma história absurda, intensa e inacreditável sobre caos, conexão e o quão pequeno o mundo realmente é. Aperta o cinto — essa história parece cena de filme. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our col...

One weekend in Krakow turned into the most unpredictable rollercoaster of my travels — from taking nine vodka shots with strangers, to standing in Auschwitz, to leading a full-blown football show in front of thousands of people in the city square. What started as a party trip became a wild, emotional, and downright unbelievable story about chaos, connection, and how freakishly small the world really is. Buckle up — this one’s a movie. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Se liga: eu comecei minha primeira aventura pela Europa com uma escala de 12 horas em Bangkok que virou baldes de bebida, corrida de moto bêbado e uma fuga desesperada pro aeroporto. Cheguei em Praga todo acabado, sem ideia do que fazer, decidido a transformar um hostel morto na minha própria festa. Foi assim que a Europa resolveu me dar as boas-vindas Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Strap in as I kick off my first-ever European adventure with a 12-hour Bangkok layover that spiraled into buckets of booze, a drunken motorbike ride, and a desperate airport dash. I finally made it to Prague—hungover, clueless, and determined to turn a dead hostel into my personal party. This is how Europe decided to say welcome. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Eu achei que tava me mudando pro quarto perfeito na Gold Coast — até descobrir que meu senhorio era um psicopata que tentou me atacar com uma Epipen. Tive que fugir e acabei encontrando o hostel de festa mais insano e lendário onde já morei. Essa é a história hilária, caótica e 100% real de como bater no fundo do poço me levou pros melhores dias da minha vida. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I thought I was moving into the perfect Gold Coast room—until my landlord turned out to be a total psycho who attacked me with an EpiPen. Forced to flee, I ended up finding the wildest, most legendary party hostel I’ve ever lived in. This is the hilarious, chaotic, and 100% true story of how hitting rock bottom led me to the best time of my life. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Tudo começou com um anúncio aleatório no Gumtree e virou o trabalho mais insano da minha vida — festas com 30 madrinhas bêbadas todo fim de semana dentro de uma limusine VIP... sem camisa. Por dois anos, fui animador, terapeuta e gerente do caos na Gold Coast da Austrália. Aqui está o que realmente rolava dentro daquela limo. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What started as a random ad on Gumtree turned into the wildest job of my life — partying with 30 drunk bridesmaids every weekend in a VIP limo... shirtless. For two years, I was the hype man, therapist, and cruise director of chaos across Australia’s Gold Coast. Here’s what really went down inside that limo. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A escala de 48 horas do Nicholas vira um caos completo — começa com um adeus emocionado em Cancún e termina numa noitada duvidosa em Tijuana. No meio de boates suspeitas, decisões questionáveis e papo cabeça com desconhecidas às 3 da manhã, ele se vê numa encruzilhada: Sydney ou Gold Coast? Passado ou futuro? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nicholas’s 48-hour layover turns into total chaos — from an emotional goodbye in Cancun to a sketchy night out in Tijuana. Somewhere between cartel clubs, questionable decisions, and late-night soul talks with strangers, he’s forced to choose: Sydney or Gold Coast? Past or future? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Eu achava que minha viagem de mochilão pela América Latina tinha acabado — até que uma brasileira que conheci por apenas um dia no Peru apareceu em Cancún. O que veio depois foi uma das semanas mais insanas e inesperadas da minha vida: chefes particulares, coberturas no meio da selva, submarinos e algo muito mais profundo do que só uma ficada de viagem. Essa é a história de como uma conexão de uma noite virou uma experiência cinco estrelas que mudou tudo. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collect...

I thought my backpacking trip through Latin America was over — until a Brazilian girl I met for just one day in Peru showed up in Cancún. What followed was one of the wildest, most unexpected weeks of my life: private chefs, jungle penthouses, submarines, and something way deeper than just a travel fling. This is the story of how a one-night connection turned into a 5-star experience that changed everything. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dois americanos. Uma ilha proibida. Sem permissão, sem passagem de volta — só um plano insano de entrar em Cuba quando era proibido e arriscar uma multa de \$10.000 só pra ver qual era a vibe. Essa é a história selvagem, hilária e totalmente fora da lei de como a gente fez isso… e quase não saiu de lá. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Two Americans. One forbidden island. No permission, no return ticket — just a reckless plan to sneak into Cuba when it was off-limits and risk a $10,000 fine to see what all the hype was about. This is the wild, hilarious, and totally unsanctioned story of how we did it… and barely made it out. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Eu peguei um Chicken Bus pela América Central, quase fui preso na fronteira de Belize, tomei cerveja flutuando num rio no meio da selva e ainda escalei um vulcão com febre — enquanto ele entrava em erupção bem na minha frente. Essa é, sem dúvidas, a história de viagem mais insana que eu já contei. Aperta o cinto, porque essa aventura foi completamente fora de controle. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sure — here’s a tight, punchy episode description that hits all the keywords, humor, and curiosity triggers: > I took a chicken bus through Central America, nearly got arrested at the Belize border, beer-chugged down a jungle river, and hiked a volcano with a full-blown fever while it erupted in front of me. This is the wildest travel story I’ve ever told — complete chaos from Belize City to Guatemala to Cuba. Buckle up, this one’s unhinged. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Achamos que Belize seria o paraíso — mas desde o momento em que cruzamos a fronteira, algo parecia errado. Um ônibus escolar caindo aos pedaços, imigração hostil e um hostel insano chamado Dirty McNasty’s… estávamos no meio do caos. Sem dormir, fumando erva ruim e vivendo noites insanas — bem-vindo a Caye Caulker. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

everything felt off. A sketchy school bus, hostile immigration, and one insane hostel called Dirty McNasty’s later... we were in deep. No sleep, trash weed, wild nights—welcome to Caye Caulker. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Quando G Baby perde o voo, eu fico sozinho em Cancún — onde apago com um maluco de 200 quilos chamado Timmy, escapo de uma treta com cartel e acabo me beijando com uma brasileira na piscina do terraço. Justo quando estou tentando me recuperar em Playa del Carmen, G Baby finalmente aparece… e decidimos transformar o resto da viagem em um filme. Isso aqui é o caos mochileiro no seu auge. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

When G Baby misses his flight, I’m left solo in Cancún — where I black out with a 200-kilo wild man named Timmy, dodge cartel drama, and fall into rooftop pool makeouts. Just as I’m picking up the pieces in Playa del Carmen, G Baby finally shows up… and we decide to turn the rest of the trip into a movie. This is backpacker chaos at its absolute peak. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.