Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey are back with another rendition of GENIUS ALERT, and this time they’re joined in the stu by comedian, clown, and bisexual icon Zack Zucker, whose variety special “Stamptown” is out now on Netflix. They talk Zack’s trajectory from suburban Hudson Valley boy to internationally renowned clown, the LA clown scene, getting rimmed on stage in London, and his profound adoration of SURVIVOR. He leads Larz and Carz into a recap of his favorite Survivor episode: Episode 10 of Season 20 “Going Down in Flames" from Heroes vs. Villains.

The Hero and Villain tribe finally me...

Lara and Carey return to God’s greatest prize (UTAH) for another chapter in the ongoing saga that is… Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they discuss the possibility of Verity as gay canon, the mysteries of Dakota Johnson, Lara clearing up confusion over 60 Minutes, the glory of Gilded Age smooth brain, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi’s height appropriate relationship, the Cornell President’s alleged foot and run, Carey’s own vehicular-weight humiliation as a freshman in high school, and more.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies prepare for Bronwyn’s girls trip to her Big Appl...

Lara and Carey are back with another installment of GENIUS ALERT with screenwriter, creative director and cultural scholar Patrik Sandberg, who makes his grand SUP return today. Together they delve into the seminal and earth-shattering three episode splendor of SCARY ISLAND, from season three of RHONY.

With Ramona’s rindom 17th anniversary vow renewal to Mario on the horizon, she organizes a pseudo bachelorette trip to St. John in the Virgin Islands with Bethenny, Alex, Sonja and Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Jill and Countess hang back in the Big Apple, where Jill stews over the continued fallout of...

Lara and Carey are back in Brigham Young’s Utah for the second episode of the new RHOSLC season. But first they discuss the shoncking splatter fest displayed by the victor of a fitness competition in China, the new street drug ready to snatch Fentanyl’s demonic wig, and Farah Abraham’s goth daughter.

On RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow introduces the world to her dear friend and former glam girl, Quai, who’s leveled up in life with a rich, golden-nippled husband, a new 10,000 sq. foot home and literal mountainside all to herself. Quai tries to defend her girl...

Lara and Carey are back for another rendition of Genius Alert, and this time they’ve enlisted the brilliance of 5x Emmy-winning writer and reality TV scientist, Ali Barthwell. They discuss Ali’s new book “Reality TV for Snobs,” which acts as a definitive guide to the essential reality shows of the 21st century, including Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and, of course, America’s Next Top Model; the latter of which Ali stops by the SUP Stu on her way to ANOTHER Emmy awards (for her work on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver) to discuss. Yes, that’s right: the t...

Lara and Carey are back in the promised land for a new season of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and 2026 is off to a devastating start. After being released from an 86-day stint in prison, Robert Jr. tragically passes away, leaving a bereaved Mary to soldier on in the face of utter despair. The women temporarily bury their many hatchets to rally behind their favorite First Lady and celebrate young RJ’s life, despite its tragic end.

Wild Rose takes a vow of sobriety after lobbing insults at Meredith and Lisa during boozy drag brunch, wh...

Cultural commentator, writer and TikTok powerhouse Leslie Ye (AKA Prozac Barbie) joins Lara in the SUP stu for a tête-à-tête regarding an episode from the one-season-wonder that took 2010 by storm: Kell on Earth! As Carey rebuilds after a devastating strep throat diagnosis, Lara and Leslie dive into the lasting impact of Kelly Cutrone's no-nonsense workplace approach, her incredible life as a single mom and PR maven, and the solitary table AC unit hell that is the People's Revolution office.

In Episode 4, the People's Rev underlings are rocked by the demands of London Fashion Wee...

Lara and Carey welcome Los Angeles native, electro-clash icon and podcast prophet Heather Jewett to the SUP stu for another chapter of GENIUS ALERT! First they discuss Heather’s musical past in legendary indie band Gravy Train!, getting cancelled on early 2000s lesbian message boards, taking the temperature in the Lindsay Clancy trial, and the sweeping crisis of straight men turning to the outdoors.

Then Heather invites Larz and Carz to come with her down the rocky road of her favorite episode of reality television ever: “Sylvia” in season 2, episode 19 of A&E’s immortal Intervention. Sylvia...

Lara and Carey turn the page on another chapter of the inaugural Genius Alert series, this time calling in fellow Los Angeles reality scholar/social media star, Farai Bennett. They discuss Farai’s anti-Valley but (pro-SUP Valley) recaps mentality, Lara’s relationship to the VPR universe at large, and more. Together the three take on a doozy of an undertaking… recapping parts 1-4 of Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in the seminal sixth season (eps 14 & 15) of the show that changed it all.

In 2011, where they lay their scene, Kim and Mama Kris dive into the abyss...

Lara and Carey return with one last dispatch for the season three reunion of The Valley, but first they discuss Carey’s breaking medical news, Meghan and Harry’s California exodus back to the UK, a brand new blueberry recall, an Amazon drone mishap in Texas, a Chinese robot’s over-ambitious sprint, LA’s delivery robots meeting in the dead of night, and more.

Back on The Valley, Danny’s boozy shenanigans at Jasmine’s wedding are finally revealed and Team Booko goes into full crisis management mode. Danny blames not only Jinet but Jax for any negative...

Lara and Carey return for part II of the season three reunion for The Valley, but first they discuss the war against Bethenny’s Supermodel Cafe in The Hamptons, a mother/daughter duo’s war against Big Data Centers in the name of Christ, the bust of a well-oiled cocaine ring at a Penn Stare, and Marc Jacobs being open to styling Luigi Mangione.

Then on the Valley reunion, lunchtime is officially over, and Jesse and Michelle talk through their 1,000-year-long divorce and their tenuously peaceful co-parenting dynamic. Lacy calls out the perceived misogyny against her and...

Lara and Carey lock back into the San Fernando Valley, but first they discuss Jax’s now-deleted tirade against Brittany on Instagram, Clavicular’s harrowing new transmoggification, the confounding wigs in the forthcoming The Beatles biopic, taking things to a place of Donna in The Grateful Dead, and more.

Then on part one of the Valley season three reunion, the cast assembles to air their grievances and show off their cockroach brown bow dresses. Michelle plays coy about Dr. Dre, much to Jesse’s annoyance, Brittany reveals just how much she’s still paying for Jax in their...

Lara and Carey dive headfirst into another chapter of the inaugural GENIUS ALERT series, this time enlisting the help of bonafide genius, friend of the pod, musician and Los Angeles pod maven herself, Chloe Coover. They discuss Chloe’s lit’ral birthday, the Los Angeles of yesteryear, and the fall of celebrity culture.

Then they go back in time to the halcyon days to discuss Chloe’s favorite reality TV episode of all time: episode six of the first and only season of the seminal Pretty Wild. Aka “Vanity Unfair.” The Neiers sisters Alexis and Gabby, their adop...

Lara and Carey are joined by one of New York City’s greatest imports, Josh Lora aka TELL THE BEES, to recap his favorite reality TV episode, “Bras and Brawls Pt. 2 “ in season two of The Real Housewives of Miami. The commentator discusses his apocalyptic experience in LA so far, how he got his start on TikTok, his eternal “A Little Life” beef, being a Non-Math Gay, and more.

On RHOM, Lisa’s lingerie party to raise money for breast cancer research is already off to a shaky start, as Joanna’s PETA ire lands on Marysol and he...

Lara and Carey return for the season finale of The Valley, but first they discuss Lara’s upcoming Italian eclipse moment, the new but not surprising Jared Leto sex pest doc on BBC, testing their skills on the two questions that led to Ben Affleck’s Who Wants to be a Millionaire? victory, Bethenny Frankel’s new supermodel cafe, and Bryan Johnson’s longevity fatigue.

Back on The Valley, Halloween approaches. But first, Lala meets with Nia for coffee in a Moulin Rouge outfit; while feeding Saerpent, Nia’s discloses more about her traumatizing past and longing fo...

Carey and Lara are back with a penultimate recap of everyone’s favorite hetero nightmares, but first, Lara takes time out to speak out on a new initiative she’s undertaking to fight for the movie-going spirit of Los Angeles. They also talk Nicole Kidman’s possible new beau or possible new gay, newly surfaced video of Clavicular’s middle school graduation, Danny Booko’s TMI battle with porn addiction, and a harrowing Schwartz paparazzi pic.

Back on The Valley, Schwartz dotes on Kiana, Michelle sells Sunset, and Zack and Benji have a difficult convo about theoretica...

Lara and Carey return to talk Lara’s upcoming international adventure, moving heaven and earth for the upgrade, Carey’s high altitude bathroom rituals, a harrowing new “Special Forces” cast featuring Brandi Glanville and George Santos, a history-making “Golden Life” update, and finally seeing The Rizzler as a national treasure. They also discuss the breaking news that Jax and husband Brittany’s longtime, Canada-based publicist are bumping purses. A reader recounts their debaucherous night in Toronto with Mr. Taylor himself.

Back on The Valley, the crew reels from their disastrous vacation in Mexico; Nia (with Saerpent) prepares to le...

Lara and Carey return to the birthday trip of nightmares, but first they discuss Jenn Pendranti’s son allegedly committing arson and Justin Baldoni and his wife’s rindom new Instagram video, beamed in from Nashville.

Back on The Valley, the day of judgment begins: Danny’s birthday, and Brittany forgot to wear her stomach compressions overnight! Brittany, Lala, and Jinet sit out Danny’s Miami Vice booze cruise, and Janet confides in Lala about a past trauma that’s resurfacing, via Danny’s drunken terrorism. On the boat, the crew heads to an island buffet, where Michel...

Lara and Carey reunite after his whirlwind Fire Island adventure. They discuss his gay ass vacation, Madonna’s LGBTQ opus, the artist selling trash cubes from Taylor’s Fall of Rome wedding, Lena Dunham’s continuing to triumph over evil, and more.

Then back on the unholy birthday trinity trip in Mexico, Schwartz’s bday lunch from Hell rages on, as Jinet breaks down to Jason over Danny’s drunken behavior. Michelle keeps lamenting Jesse and Lacey’s PDA, as Lacey arrives right on time for Zack’s birthday leg. Luke talks Donte with Brittany and Lala, and Brit...

Lara and Carey lock back in for the second installment in SUP’s brand new series: GENIUS ALERT. This time, they enlist comedian/social media star Charles Hsu to pick his favorite episode of reality TV ever: “Slutty Island” on RHONY Season 5. First, the three discuss Charles’s introduction to SUP, how Sonja Morgan inspires his characters on TikTok, the Love Island industrial complex and taking things to a place of sliming/hot dogs.

On RHONY, Carole hosts the women on a lux excursion to St. Barths, and Luann is in the hot seat after allegedly cheating...

In a brand new SUP series “GENIUS ALERT” Lara and Carey are joined by the inimitable duo from New York, Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler, hosts of the iconic Girls Rewatch podcast, to recap their favorite reality show episode of all time. They discuss their brief foray into LA and Evan’s perma-war with Bethenny Frankel, tracking her TikTok posting schedule and exploring the trials and tribulations of her post RHONY celebrity.

Then the four get right into Evan and Amelia’s pick of the litter: season 2, episode 6 of RHOBH… “Let the Games Begin.” Back in the golden day...

Lara and Carey return to Puerto Vallarta to check in with the San Fernando Valley’s greatest luminaries. But first they discuss tragic news about Lady Martha’s beloved bet bird Hecate, the future of Ladies of London: The New Reign, the artist formerly known as Club Chalamet meeting her match in a fellow Connor Storrie super-fan in Paris, and more details about Taylor Swift’s terrifying wedding at Madison Square Garden.

Back in Mexico, Schwartzapalooza comes to a screeching halt when the crew heads upstairs: Lala stays on Danny’s ass about his anti-Janet social media be...

Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando to follow up with their favorite denizens of Hades, but first they discuss ‘Disclosure Day,’ Granpapa Speilberg, Emily Blunt’s performance of a lifetime, and thinspo aliens. They also talk the Modelland takeover of the internet, and Tyra Banks’s wonder emporium. Plus, a quick recap of the Summer House bonus episode at the very end!

Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Mexico for the triple birthday extravaganza; Zack and Jasmine get butt facials and Brittany tells Doute she’s over her perma-stanning of Danny & Ni...

Lara and Carey return for one last tango in Charleston (on a soundstage in New York), but first they discuss The Social Reckoning trailer, Mikey Madison’s mysterious line read, and the rindom abyss of X (formerly known as Twitter). 

In the final part of the Southern Hospitality season four reunion, Emmy rounds out her confounding apology over Unsafe Gate, and Brad —rightfully— is unconvinced. Emmy evokes “As Such” once more when Will is once again mentioned. Justin explains his fluid sexuality, fights off gay baiter claims (while managing a microagression of his own); Michols and Lake go to...

Lara and Carey discuss Lara’s new closet renovation, Carey incorrectly stating then finding out exactly where Lara’s closet is actually located. They also recap final part of the Summer House reunion they learned (not much), what they didn’t (a lot), Jesse’d tears, the boxes that no doubt await Amanda’s future, and West’s gurning. They also report breaking news of Milan’s Giudice’s shocking run-in with the law.

Back on The Valley, Brittany continues to drain into her bags, and thankfully may be done with Brandon for good; she reveals Nia dropping the...

Lara and Carey are back with the first part of the Southern Hospitality reunion — the first official SoHo reunion filmed on an actual soundstage in New York. But first they discuss Amanda Batula’s hairstylist speaking out in defense of that reunion bun, Kathy Hilton getting kicked out of WeHo Pride, Dorit Kemsley’s plastic surgery truth in her new memwah, and what it means to age in Los Angeles, versus everywhere else in the world.

On SoHo, the reunion kicks off with Maddi and Joe Bradley uniting in hetero hell against the “Vanilla Villa” group chat, comp...

Lara and Carey return for a new recap of The Valley, but first, they breakdown part II of the earth-shattering Summer House reunion, West’s diabolical essence, the Kyle Cooke Industrial Complex, Amanda’s fish bun and Gilded Hubbard’s Monster Truck Rally energy. Back on The Valley, Nia and Danny continue their marital ruse, as Lara and Carey ponder the secrets of Baby Adelaide. Jinet tends to a handicapped Jason, as Brittany’s post-mommy makeover bedrest exposes Brandon’s flopness and physical evidence of Danny’s secret glug-glugging. Jasmine and Melissa plan their rindom engagement party, and Zack plans his bi...

Lara and Carey are back with genius new rage bait from our Lady of Arugula Gwyneth Paltrow, Bryan Johnson’s new vagina crusade, and Gayle King’s shocking tale of her ex-husband’s infidelity.

On the season finale Southern Hospitality, Leva suffers through yet another Joe Bradley ChatGPT business pitch while Republic gears up for an end of summer Nawlins’-themed staff party. Lake hosts everyone at her debut Charleston art show, lamenting her flop father’s absence and committing to her ultimate destiny of Gallery Girl. Michols pretends he wasn’t demoted at work while TJ debuts hi...

Lara and Carey talk Disclosure Day, give the galactic implications, the alien honeypot method, and what advice they’d give interstellar visitors. They also recap part one of the Summer House reunion: Amanda’s barred out deceit, West’s muted cowardice, Bailey’s evisceration of Ben, Kyle’s DJ antics, another brush with HubHouse’s gilded manor, and SH lore.

Back on The Valley, Luke gets a fishin’ and f*ckin’ day while Michelle complains to Lala about her never-ending divorce and her financial mess with Jesse. Doute and Zack have a tough love talk with Nia over Danny’s...

In the penultimate Southern Hospitality recap, Lara and Carey rage with the employees of Republic against the dying of the Southern Carolina light. But first they discuss Air France getting taken to a place of manslaughter, Nick Lachey’s first class run-in with his ex Jessica Simpson, and a woman’s divine right to stick her kids in coach.

Back on SoHo, the crew prepares for Republic’s annual white party, featuring Lovecraftian horrors; Joe prepares a rindom business plan and runs it by Mummy. Maddi enlists the Mother of All DJs herself, Meredith Marks, to headli...

Lara and Carey return for one last night in paradise, as the San Diego trip from Hell comes to a close. But first they discuss horror movies in 2026 and the anti-grandma agenda of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. They also give their thoughts on the trailer for the Summer House reunion: West going mute, Ciara putting it all on the line, Gilded Age Hubbard achieving American icon status, and Kyle slipping through the cracks…

Back on The Valley, Glug Glug’s drunken terrorism continues as Lala galvanizes Nia to defend herself, just a little bit. The men pa...

Lara and Carey return to Punta Cana for one last gig in paradise with the Southern Hospitality gang, but first they discuss Apple Martin’s high fashion debut, Dorit’s already-iconic book tour, and PK making the roads of Los Angeles a less safe place.

Back on Southern Hospitality, the crew assembles for one last dinner before Maddi’s big 9 pm DJ spot. Michols and Emmy’s conflict drives She Hulk into another, shuncking and dry-heave meltdown, leaving everyone at the table speechless. At Maddi’s big set, Emmy creates a chaos-diversion by throwing Michols under the bus wi...

Lara and Carey hoof it over the hill to check in with the dregs of The Valley once more, but first, they discuss Ciara Miller needing to avoid the urge to go on Threads, West having to apologize to Jenn Fessler’s family, and a Ryan Lochte jumpscare like no other.

Back on The Valley, the San Diego Horror continues, as the crew takes to the pier for a sports bar dinner: Danny “Glug Glug” goes shot for shot with Schwartz and goes into a place of Startin’, Lacy and Jinet try to hash it out and Dout...

Lara and Carey discuss Dorit and PK’s seismic debt, RHOBH’s renaissance, Amanda Frances’s chilling ascent, Rachel Zoe’s cultural impact, Kyle’s internal world, Sutton’s Southern gothic repression and more. 

On Southern Hospitality, the crew continues their Punta Cana sabbatical, as Emmy’s demonic possession nears completion. Everyone (minus Emmy) heads off to a nightclub, and the next morning at breakfast, Lake and Molly try to work out their beef as Emmy’s repellent aura forces a safe word invention to mitigate discomfort from the rest of the group. Maddi and Joe tal...

Lara and Carey discuss hantavirus woes, the Ladies of London tragedy, Kris Jenner Ozempic “truth,” and more.

Back on The Valley, Brittany, Zack, Jinet and Jason meet Schwartz’s gorgeous and shockingly formidable new legitimate model gf during a cursed TomTom brunch. Lacy, Doute and Nia hunt for costumes as Lacy reveals her (unsurprising) nemesis in the group. Hint: it’s not Michelle and she’s rindom!

The group then catches a ride of the terror train down to San Diego for their big group trip; Zack and Jinet cozy up, much to the dismay...

Lara and Carey discuss Lisa Barlow’s genetic proof of gay icon and Gizelle from Real Housewives of Potomac and Angelina Jolie uniting over the power of sorority.

Back on SoHo, Joe Bradley continues his flop tour by throwing Maddi a surprise pirate-themed booze cruise for her birthday; her being 11 years sober, not liking surprises and wanting a private celebration be damned! Lily Grace returns from her ketamine fog to ask Leva for a second chance at Republic. Then the crew heads to the Dominican Republic for a DJ Maddi hotel gig. Michols, excited to share hi...

Lara and Carey discuss their legendary episode of The Ultimate Spend, Carey’s inner auctioneer, even newer Summer House reunion audio leaks, a terrifying development in West’s personal life, the unfortunate truth about dumb dick and how not even someone as formidable as Ciara is immune. Plus the real “Emily” from Devil Wears Prada breaks her silence and why Widow’s Bay is serving.

Back on The Valley, Larz and Carz brave the urge to jump ship after being torpedoed by the boringness of this show, but choose to go sink with the boat as all good c...

Lara and Carey discuss the Michael Jackson harrowing biopic’s grip over LA, Mia from SoHo dropping a West/Amanda bomb on WWHL, Elizabeth Smart’s bodybuilding turn, and more.

On Southern Hospitality, Joe Bradley’s 30th Emo Bash is finally here, and Charleston’s greatest fail-son comes crawling back to Maddi for forgiveness. TJ joins Michols for a whirlwind work trip in NYC, where Michols takes model meetings and becomes the face of Men’s Warehouse. Julia catches wind of a new lie Emmy is telling about Brad which ups “Unsafe Gate” into new levels of adderall-ti...

Lara and Carey are back to discuss Mx. Sweeney’s cut from The Devil Wears Prada 2, the cosmic rindomness of Euphoria season 3, Snooki’s cancer diagnosis, Kendall Jenner and Elordi’s boring hot union and more.

Then on The Valley, Doute’s postpartum goes to DEFCON ONE on girls night with Brit and Jasmine. Brittany spills the beans about her newly minted relationship with Brandon and Danny slaps on a breastfeeding device for men, driving Nia further into psychosis. Schwartz, Jason and Jesse get pedicures and flirt with the receptionist at the salon. The boys gather at a cig...

Lara and Carey head on down the crown jewel of the South once more, and King Street has never been busier… or more annoying. Maddi and Joe Bradley’s Cold War continues, as Maddi’s chats with both Leva Bonaparte and her top bun sponsor point her in the dump the flop direction. Meanwhile TJ teaches Joe the Gay Way aka Botox and Michols despairs over his mom’s lack of support as he shoots his big So Gay cover. After a rainy Second Sunday shilling TJ’s world famous weenies, the ladies go The Lottery on Mia over her recent...