Florida Woman

WHEW strap in for an ADHD scumfest. We say nasty things about nasty stuff.

We're back at it. Just as Milton makes landfall. Would you rather be a healthy, 27 year old torso with no arms or legs, or a deaf, blind, fully intact 99 year old?

https://www.wisn.com/article/missing-milwaukee-woman-found-safe-in-florida-returns-home/62405795

https://www.nwfdailynews.com/story/lifestyle/things-to-do/destin/2019/09/25/florida-woman-bites-testicles-of-600-pound-camel/2699086007/

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-drunkenly-bites-mans-fishing-line-swims-away-with-lure-police-say

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/09/20/florida-woman-86-accused-of-stealing-over-10k-from-99-year-old-blind-deaf-man/

https://www.instagram.com/hypeandhiphop/p/C-Y3uBESF9b/?hl=en&img_index=2

Would YOU drive 100mph with three children in the backseat to get your GF to her taco bell job interview???

https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/florida-man-drives-100-mph-to-get-girlfriend-to-taco-bell-interview/

https://myq105.com/2023/08/25/a-florida-mans-t-shirt-choice-probably-wont-help-with-his-dui-case/

https://fortune.com/2023/10/21/florida-man-guilty-murdering-wife-zombie-house-flipping-reality-tv-show/

https://www.tampabay.com/nation-world/florida-man-tries-to-bring-a-non-working-grenade-on-an-airplane-20190305/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13052845/drunk-man-naked-florida-airport-terminal.html

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-friend-with-samurai-sword-over-xbox

https://nypost.com/2024/02/02/metro/florida-ex-nyc-medical-examiner-accused-of-stealing-from-dead-people/

https://nypost.com/2024/03/02/us-news/florida-man-trafficked-thousands-of-turtles-worth-125k-to-hong-kong-germany/

https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/non-tipping-customer-slapped-spat-on-for-not-throwing-money-at-employees-florida-bar-victoria-jones-charged-body-talk-sports-port-st-lucie-sheriffs-office-report-surveillance-video-account

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-naked-florida-woman-wielding-peeler-knife-barges-into-racetrac-threatens-to-kill-staff-deputies<...

Why do Montenegrins keep a chair next to their beds? So they can take a rest after they wake up.

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-takes-stolen-amazon-van-on-20-mile-joyride-is-your-package-late

https://news.yahoo.com/doctors-remove-150-live-bugs-234435817.html

https://6abc.com/coat-hanger-medical-procedure-animal-cruelty-dogs/3114873/

https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-conspiracy-create-distribute-animal-crush-videos

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/20/us/florida-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-140-times/index.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/21/us/sandhole-florida-death-beach.html

https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-missing-spain-taken-090052280.html

Imagine being executed by a Beachcraft Bonanza. This is a prompt. Imagine it.

SOURCES:

https://wflanews.iheart.com/featured/the-ryan-gorman-show/content/2023-02-02-florida-man-bites-head-off-girlfriends-python-during-domestic-dispute/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/29/florida-man-loses-50000-in-accidental-text-romance-scheme/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/25/florida-man-accused-in-fatal-triple-shooting-after-trying-to-date-his-own-daughter/

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/01/us/plane-crash-florida-mobile-home-park.html

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html

https://www.businessinsider.com/frontier-passenger-pulled-down-underwear-squatted-in-aisle-affidavit-2024-1

https://nypost.com/2024/01/20/news/florida-politician-stabs-daughter-husband-believing-they-were-the-devil/

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/elderly-woman-arrested-florida/

https://wpde.com/news...

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Rose Marks ran the most successful Gypsy fortune telling scam in history, with earnings totalling close to 40 MILLION dollars, and she reached the peak of her riches in our beloved Sunshine State. Wait, are you allowed to say Gypsy on the air?

I don't believe in anything.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/30/us/conjuring-spirits-in-florida.html

https://nypost.com/2023/12/02/news/florida-woman-alyssa-ann-zinger-posed-as-teen-to-molest-middle-schoolers-police/

https://www.fox13news.com/news/wander-franco-investigation-rays-shortstops-message-to-alleged-14-year-old-victim-revealed

https://nypost.com/2023/12/24/news/overwhelmed-florida-woman-arrested-after-309-animals-seized-from-her-mobile-home-with-lethal-levels-of-ammonia-inside/

https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-over-traumatic-toilet-explosion/

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-throws-beer-can-fires-ar-15-rifle-after-being-upset-by-drivers-speeding-in-his-neighborhood-pcso

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-with-underwear-around-his-neck-accused-of-prowling-in-same-yard-as-reported-bonsai-tree-theft

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Did you know a small Florida Panhandle town is home to one of the most famous string of UFO sightings in history? Hundreds of witnesses corroborated Ed Walters' sightings, but it all came crashing down. Join our patreon to listen to this deep dive!

Also, unrelated, I need the skunk ape to sit on my face. That's just a need of mine.

Also apparently there was a shapeshifting alien at the Bayview Mall in Miami last week. True story.

We're back on our bullshit. New Merch: https://www.nathanesimpson.com/store-1

Sources:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-collapse-trump_n_658ca832e4b014ec45a31537

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-known-monkey-whisperer-arrested-illegally-selling-primates/2JXFDADYOFETJIHRYKRAJGIZVY/

https://nypost.com/2024/01/01/news/florida-man-makes-dirt-angels-while-hiding-from-cops-following-car-crash-bizarre-video-shows/

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-allegedly-beats-roommates-raccoon-man-takes-fl-officers-taser-fl-business-partners-kill-each-other

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/01/05/74-year-old-florida-man-on-electric-scooter-threatened-chased-2-with-knife-police-say/

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2023/11/03/rubber-bale-world-war-germans-sunken-ship-washes-up-florida-beach-indialantic/71421728007/

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/16/us/politics/moms-for-liberty-sex-scandal.html#:~:text=So%20when%20one%20of%20its,pressure%20for%20her%20to%20resign

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We're going to guilt George Bailey into having sex with us. We'll lie to him and tell him we could solve all the money problems if he just did this one thing

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/the-10-most-overpriced-housing-markets-in-america-5-are-in-florida

https://www.wdbo.com/news/local/florida-man-gets-caught-skipping-line-disney-world-claims-be-ucf-football-player/HTFRUDFSRNCUPMCYIGK3NRVTBM/

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-in-stolen-ambulance-leads-deputies-on-chase-straight-to-sheriffs-office-officials-say

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/drunk-man-molested-manatee-statue-threw-gator-nuggets-in-florida-restaurant-sheriff/3183431/

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/causeway-couple-collared-803617

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-arrested-falsely-reporting-her-childrens-christmas-gifts-stolen-failed-grinch-like-plot

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-park-reports-birth-ultra-rare-white-leucistic-alligator

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Happy one week after thanksgiving, babes. We're still in FL. Shit's weird down here.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-eye-rabies-needles-looking-other-women

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/28/florida-woman-eat-counterfeit-money-walmart-arrest/71726508007/

https://people.com/skull-found-in-florida-thrift-store-may-be-human-8387787

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-who-dismembered-another-man-on-thanksgiving-shoots-himself-deputies/3169027/

https://nypost.com/2023/11/27/news/suspect-accused-of-murdering-and-dismembering-man-kills-self/

https://www.nydailynews.com/2023/11/24/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-thanksgiving-mass-shooting-on-nyc-subway/

https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/florida-man-jailed-after-woman-found-with-hatchet-wound/

https://nypost.com/2019/11/28/masturbating-florida-man-slugs-elderly-man-who-asked-him-to-stop/

In which a drunken gentleman disrobes and engages in a physical altercation with law enforcement at Disney World, among other tantalizing tales of brutality and nonsense. Please, do enjoy.

Just a bit of friendly advice from our episode on the Gainesville Ripper, a serial killer who committed a series of unspeakable crimes in the early nineties on and near the University of Florida campus. Find the whole episode on Patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Happy Halloween, spookers, scarers, gobins and ghouls. Please enjoy our collection of morbid trash from the Sunshine State. Murder-suicide pacts, big cat maulings, the booty patrol, american flag suits, undercover slutting. SOURCES:https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-paid-150-for-full-contact-experience-ended-up-mauled-by-leopard/https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/10/19/major-republican-donor-who-called-obama-racial-slur-dies/https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/13-year-old-allegedly-stabbed-mother-death-front-newborn-baby-charged-rcna122683https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/17kakg1/is_florida_really_that_bad_now/https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/17iel37/california_and_new_york_migrating_to_florida/

We discuss Disney World's most titanic wedgie and the lawsuit which followed. We discuss Matt Gaetz's hijinks in the House, Desantis wringing FL citizens for all they're worth, armed showdowns between Pop Warner parents, dick-pill Walter White, grandmas doing hit-and-runs, Italian Bitches, Anthrax, and of course, the source of all of Florida's problems: the Ghosts. Please enjoy. SOURCES:https://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/06/us/florida-man-dies-of-rare-form-of-anthrax.htmlhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/04/florida-man-flaunts-gun-at-sons-pop-warner-game-in-leesburg-police-say/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/03/florida-man-faces-charges-in-villages-black-market-erectile-dysfunction-drug-case/https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/04/whats-next-for-matt-gaetz-00120035https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/09/desantis-why-i-enjoy-denying-health-care-to-poor-floridians.htmlhttps://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16x9xw1/why_is...

We got rabies, we got people using babies for sport. We got guys throwing dudes off bridges. We got gigantic monster dinosaur gators chomping people in half. We got a shootout over tree-trimming. And then Nate tries clumsily to explain how Florida is the Freudian Death Drive of the national psyche. It's true. Think about it. Join us!

SOURCES:

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16qykvt/has_florida_really_gotten_that_bad/

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16peja8/its_been_30_days_since_school_started_and_my/

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We got breastfeeding men, hijacked bulldozers, boy moms, chum play, airborne chemicals, Metaverse education, conspiracy theories, nerd rage, ring cameras and more. Let's go!https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-education/virtual-reality-school-as-the-ultimate-school-choicehttps://nypost.com/2023/09/14/florida-man-jesse-smith-steals-excavator-crashes-into-walmart/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/27/us/florida-neighbor-chemical-agent.htmlhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/25/chemistry-phd-student-injected-chemicals-upstairs-neighbors-home-watch/70679527007/https://www.binnews.com/content/2023-09-12-florida-woman-admits-shes-addicted-to-breastfeeding-her-husband/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-jumps-in-water-to-meet-sharks-while-leaving-2-year-old-alone-in-running-car-deputieshttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-goes-missing-on-carnival-ship

Real grab bag of Florida nonsense this week, guys. We try not to wake the child as we discuss the nazis in Orlando, the criminality of Nissan Altima drivers, alcoholic black bears, problematic assemblies, rolex theft, and more. Fuck yeah let's go

SOURCES:https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/documents/assets/pdf/combating-hate/ExtremismFloridaINSIDE.pdf

https://nypost.com/2022/09/08/florida-man-randy-austerman-arrested-after-pulling-3-foot-sword-on-cops/

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop-29950239

https://nypost.com/2023/09/06/man-killed-us-parents-who-saved-him-from-ukrainian-orphanage-cops/

https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/teacher-kayla-lemieux-seen-in-new-pic-with-z-cup-fake-boobs/

https://www.wesh.com/article/bunnell-elementary-principal-resigns/45034162

https://www.local10.com...

We did it babes, it's our ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!! Thanks to each and every one of our listeners for coming along with us on this lurid, hateful journey. We love you guys.

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SOURCES:

https://www.businessinsider.com/nfl-rosters-by-state-2016-9

https://nflcommunications.com/Pages/Saint-Thomas-Aquinas-High-School-of-Fort-Lauderdale-Has-Most-NFL-Players--.aspx

https://www.thedailybeast.com/be-likable-ron-plane-flies-overhead-desantis-at-iowa-fair

https://winknews.com/2023/08/21/florida-woman-accused-of-spiking-drinks-with-roach-spray/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/08/23/florida-womans-finger-severed-in-library-drop-box/

https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-women-arrested-after-wild-brawl-one-bit-the-others-ear-off/

https://www.instagram.com/mugshawtys/?hl=en

https://www.tampabay.com...

Full Episode available at Patreon.com/floridawomanpodIn 1997, the Aisenberg Family of Valrico FL woke up on an otherwise typical morning to the worst nightmare imaginable to young parents: the disappearance of their 5 month old baby, Sabrina. What happened? Who did it? Where is she? What's going on?

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First of all, hypnotism is real, it works, and--improperly applied--it may produce deadly results. This is the tale of Florida Man Dr. George Kenney, principal of Northport High School, who practiced hypnotherapy on his student body, and may have indirectly caused the strange and untimely deaths of three of his students in a single year. Take a deep breath, listen very carefully to our voices, and dive in with us.... deeper... deeper...

Anger. Roach spray. Nunchuks. Forklifts. Barbie. Slavery. Fish sex. Mountain Dew. Prager U. Road rage. Gas Tax. Girls Gone Wild. Delirium

SOURCES

https://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/

https://nypost.com/2017/08/14/man-says-hookah-smoking-caterpillar-sent-him-on-liquor-store-forklift-rampage/

https://www.wsaz.com/2023/08/14/florida-man-posed-veterinarian-operated-pregnant-dog-that-later-died-authorities-say/?outputType=apps

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15lrqaa/prageru_is_laughing_all_the_way_to_the_bank_here/

https://www.npr.org/2023/08/14/1193557432/florida-education-private-schools-prageru-desantis

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/data-shows-florida-gas-tax-holiday-didnt-deliver-prices-are-still-rising-anyway/

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15n8n5g/florida_drivers...

I'm not joking. That's what the episode is actually about. Please enjoy. Also, we're back from FL. It was hot as shit.

Need we say more?! There's cocaine sharks off the coast of FL. Hop in with ushttps://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/22/desantis-slavery-curriculum/https://www.the-sun.com/tech/8645979/cocaine-sharks-florida-eating-drugs/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/dashcam-video-shows-woman-with-pitchfork-whip-before-arrest-outside-florida/https://abc7chicago.com/human-remains-found-in-3-separate-suitcases-in-florida-police-say/13543428/https://floridapolitics.com/archives/625007-report-ron-desantis-in-car-accident-in-tennessee/https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coral-reef-mortality-florida-ocean-temperatures/https://www.cbsnews.com/news/aaa-insurance-policies-florida-nonrenewal/https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article277539898.html\https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/florida-man-tried-to-enter-patrick-space-force-base-to-warn-of-aliens-vs-dragons-officials-say/https://abcnews.go.com/US/strikingly-warm-ocean-heat-wave-off-florida-coasts/story?id=101487160https://www.npr.org/2023/07/19/1188349149/as-seas-get-hotter-south-florida-gets-slammed-by-an-ocean-heat-wavehttps://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/judge-sentences-florida-man-18-years-prison-attempting-provide-material-support-isishttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-shows-off-gun-accidently-shoots-himself/https://abcnews...

Were you aware that Terry Schiavo was a Florida woman? Were you aware that "schiavo" means "slave" in Italian? Learn all this sordid nonsense and more on this week's Patreon episode, where we dive into the case and the myriad philosophical messes it inspired.

It's Independence Day once again, and we're in the goddamned spirit. We've got severed hands, baby weapons, human fireworks, patriotic street shredding and more. Get wet!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from...

Full episode available on Patreon at www.patreon.com/floridawomanpodTeaser from episode 91, Jerry Falwell, Pt. 2 - A Cougar, A Cuck, and a Cuban F*ckWhat do you get when you cross a handsome pool boy from Miami, a relentlessly horny menopausal wife and a resentful heir to a billion dollar televangelist university? A big fucking mess, that's what! Listen as we describe the heinous downfall of America's most important Evagelical family.

We're back with a new addition! We recorded this episode a day before Kelsey Ann gave birth to our daughter! Join us as we talk about the flesh eating bacteria festering in the several-thousand-mile-long blob of seaweed hurtling towards Florida's coastline, as well as the flesh eating bacteria hiding in the microbial ecosystem of certain Florida residents, accompanied by a ratchet ass Florida woman who murdered her husband while covered in dog shit. Wholesome fun for the whole family!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore th...

Episode 90 of Florida Woman Podcast is available at Patreon.com/Floridawomanpod

In this first of two salacious episodes we introduce our characters, Becki, Jerry, and Giancarlo, and dive into the relentlessly horny situation that would eventually bring about the downfall of America's largest Christian university.

WE EXPLORE: Ron Desantis's embarrassing presidential campaign announcement, Sewer Iguanas, Gator Attacks, Cannibalism, Female Pedophilia, White Ladies' feelings towards law enforcement, and more!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut albu...

RIP Jerry Springer. A FL legend, baby

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?

Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut albu...

Welcome to--officially--the darkest and most disturbing episode of the Florida Woman Podcast thus far. Beware all ye who listen, shit is going to get weird. And very, very bloody.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

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Guys, we're playing the hits today: Incest, drug abuse, hallucinations, breaking and entering, public misbehavior, castle doctrine, giant inescapable blobs of algae, and all the rest. Get in on it!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by S...

Imagine this: you work at a McDonald's. Your manager calls you into the office. She is on the phone with a police officer, who is ordering her to,.. strip you completely nude. Sound like grounds for quitting? Wait until you find out how many times this happened, and who exactly was behind it.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?

Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Inst...

Hello babes, on today's episode, your hosts engage in dirty sex talk and general filth. Gross. Topics include: Os, Js, JOs, Cs, BJs, and As. Pretty cool stuff. Also discussed: Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day, nailed-on cartoon tits, job site porta-potty deaths, sex manuals in elementary school libraries, and much more.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

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Hello babies. Today we're talking Tactical Guys, Shootin Guns, Sewer Gators, Rascal Scooters, Geezers committing vehicular manslaughter, keeping big cats in your public housing, and much much more. Let's boogie~~

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

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Today's discussion includes: pig titties, doorbell lickers, the sucker v. f*cker dynamic, UFO wars, police sex, and alligator fetishists. Does that sound like your cup of tea?

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

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Did you know that in the 1990s, the Walt Disney Corporation built a suburban town in Florida? Celebration, FL, was an experiment in New Urbanism constructed (in the Disney style) to recall an idyllic American past that never existed to begin with. The schools, municipal buildings, restaurants, storefronts, homes, landscaping, churches and everything else were all tightly controlled by Disney. Wanna guess how that turned out?

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up...

Welcome babes, today we talk about warm nourishing mush, Jair Bolsonaro shuffling around an Orlando Publix, Red Tide, Evil Pests, the urban Crime Wave, Salt Life murder, and so much more!

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Six little words that ignited a cultural explosion:

"Cash me outside, how bout dat?"

In today's episode we explore the infamous, groan-inducing rise to fame of mush-mouthed West Palm native and overall ratchet teenage ho, Danielle Bregoli, now known internationally by her stage name, Bhad Bhabie. Love her or hate her, she is a cultural dynamo and today on FLP we discuss her evolution from auto thievery and violent outbursts at age 13 to her becoming the youngest female artist to ever debut on the Billboard Hot 100. Oh, and she's on OnlyFans. For shame.

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