Gotta Get Said.

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By: Matthew Cuocco

We all are thinking it. I am just saying it, because sometimes let's face it. It Gotta Get Said.

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The Floor Is Yours: Kevin LeBron — Skater, Graphic Designer, and Unfiltered
09/15/2026

Kevin LeBron takes the floor — skater, graphic designer, and the kind of guest who will not let a story sit still. Matt hands him the mic and they talk skating, design, and whatever else comes flying out.


Where We Were on 9/11, the Lies Our Parents Told Us as Kids, and the News That Won’t Leave Us Alone
09/11/2026

This week on Gotta Get Said we start where a lot of people are starting today — September 11th. It’s 25 years later, and we talk about where we were when it happened, what we actually remember versus what we think we remember, and how a day like that sits different when you’re a kid versus when you’re a parent trying to explain it to your own kids.

Then we get into the stuff parents told us growing up that was flat-out not true. Not the cute Santa stuff. The tactical lies. The ones designed to get you...


Gotta Get Said: First Studio Episode
09/08/2026

This is the first studio episode of Gotta Get Said. We finally recorded in the same room instead of over Zoom, and you can tell — the energy’s different.

We get into fantasy football season and why so many owners act like they work for ESPN. Then we go back to being kids who lived in sports jerseys and thought that was a whole personality.

From there it gets more real: playground bullying, and what you’re supposed to do as a parent when your kid is in the middle of it. We also talk about...


"Recorded Through a Soup Can: Somewhere Between the Monkey Escaping & Halloween in August, We Left Reality
09/01/2026

Space is so big it almost doesn’t feel real. You sit with that for two seconds and then the rest of the week hits you in the face.

This week we talk about Dolly Parton passing away — and why that one actually lands different — a monkey that walked out of a lab in Japan, lived its best life for 24 hours, and then just… came back, flash floods that turned beautiful places into disaster zones overnight, and a whole bunch of other stuff that had no business being in the same conversation.

Unfiltered. Slightly unhinged. The kind...


Summer’s Over, Moana’s Canceled, and the Costumes Are Getting Weird
08/25/2026

Summer’s packing its bags, Halloween costumes are getting way too couple-y, and Italy just had to rename Moana because a famous porn star already claimed the name. We dive into all of it — the end-of-summer blues, the pressure of finding matching costumes that don’t make you look ridiculous, the absolute chaos of that Moana situation, and whatever else is currently melting our brains in the news. Unfiltered, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of conversation you’d have after two drinks with friends who refuse to let anything slide.


Camp or Glamp? Ivo’s Guatemala Wipeout in This July Inferno (And Chucky Still Wins)
08/18/2026

This week on Gotta Get Said:

We tried to have a normal conversation about whether anyone actually camps anymore or if we’re all just glamping with air mattresses, string lights, and a Bluetooth speaker. That lasted about four minutes before Dr. Ivo dropped the story of his motorcycle crash in Guatemala — the kind of story that makes you question every life choice you’ve ever made while sitting in a tent.

Then we spent way too long complaining about how July felt like we were living inside a hair dryer. And somehow, becaus...


• School’s Back, Posture’s Dead, and Everyone’s Naming Their Kid Haaland
08/11/2026

Back-to-school season hits different depending on who you ask. For the kids it’s pure chaos and new sneakers. For the parents it’s early alarms, supply lists, and emotional damage. For the teachers… it’s a whole other level of survival mode.

This week we break down the annual back-to-school bloodbath from all three sides, then somehow end up talking about how sitting up straight at your desk is supposed to be good for you while also being bad for your brain. Classic.

Also in this episode: the sudden global trend of people naming their ki...


Space Needle Jumpers, Robot Teachers Getting the Boot, and Other Things That Shouldn’t Exist
08/04/2026

This week we kicked things off by looking back at the last two The Floor Is Yours episodes. We talked about what we liked — the stories that stuck with us, the energy the guests brought, and the moments that made the segments feel real and fun. It’s always a good time when people just show up and share what’s going on in their world.

Then we jumped into Dr. Ivo’s Dose, and he came through with a wild mix of topics. We got into the people skydiving off the Space Needle and the secu...


The Floor Is Yours: Jay Takes the Mic
07/31/2026

This week on Gotta Get Said, we kick off a new segment, The Floor Is Yours, with New Jersey comedian Jay. He sits down and gets real about what it actually takes to be a comic — the grind, the trials and tribulations of “making it,” the late nights, the empty rooms, the wins, the setbacks, and everything in between. No fluff, just straight talk from someone living it.


AI’s Coming and the Tornado Never Does
07/28/2026

AI’s Coming and the Tornado Never Does

This week we’re talking about how AI is quietly (and not so quietly) taking over everything and why it’s actually kind of terrifying… while also getting into how the weather has been acting completely unhinged lately. Tornado warnings keep dropping and somehow a tornado never actually shows up. Classic.

We rant about the current chaos, the stuff everyone’s thinking but not saying, and a bunch of other random nonsense that somehow all connects. Same energy, zero filter.

Hit play. You’re welcome.<


New Segment: The Floor Is Yours ft. AJ – D1 to Overseas
07/21/2026

On vacation with the fam this week, so I’m keeping it short and sweet — just a quick hello from me letting you know I’m off recharging. Then we’re jumping straight into something brand new and fire…

The Floor Is Yours — our new segment where everyday people (and some not-so-everyday) get to tell their stories.

First up is my guy AJ, a Division 1 basketball player who’s now out there balling overseas. He breaks down his journey — how it all started, the grind to get to the D1 level, and what it’s re...


Men vs Women Friendships: Group Chats & Ghosting
07/14/2026

This week we broke down the real differences in how men and women handle friendships — group chats that are total chaos vs. full therapy sessions, who actually checks in, and why one side ghosts harder than the other.

We also got real about breakups (spoiler: they suck no matter what) and all the messy feelings that come with them. Plus, Dr. Ivo dropped his weekly hot takes in Dr. Ivo’s Dose — you don’t want to miss his unfiltered thoughts on [insert a light topic from the segment if you want, or leave general].

Raw...


1. Big Boom Energy: Fireworks Fiascos with Kids & DoorDash Nightmares
07/07/2026

What a chaotic, hilarious episode this week — straight from the dining room studio with the crew. We kicked things off talking Fourth of July with the kids: how fireworks are supposed to be magical but end up being a total nightmare when you’ve got little ones who hate the noise. The meltdowns, the hiding under blankets, the “never again” vows… classic parenting in the trenches. If you’ve got toddlers or young kids, you felt this one.

Then we dove into wild DoorDash delivery driver stories — the crazy customers, the ridiculous orders, the sketchy dr...


Ice Cream is a Scam: Pizza is Mid & World Cup Wars with the New Crew
06/30/2026

On this week’s Gotta Get Said, Matt is joined by his two new co-host friends for a no-holds-barred rant session. We’re diving straight into some of Matt’s most controversial hot takes — why all ice cream basically tastes the same, how most pizza spots in town are suspiciously identical, and why that might actually be a conspiracy.

From there we pivot to World Cup fever, Joey Chestnut’s legendary dominance, and a bunch of other wild tangents that somehow all connect. Expect unfiltered laughs, zero filter, and the exact chaotic energy you come to this show for...


The Anatomy of a Reunion
06/23/2026

, I reunite with my high school friend — who I hadn’t seen in 18 years — and meet his girlfriend of three years for the very first time. He’s now a doctor, she’s a nurse, and somehow we’re all testing the waters to see if this trio has what it takes to become regular co-hosts.

What started as simple introductions quickly turned into laughs, nostalgic stories, light roasting, and plenty of “wait… you did WHAT in high school?!” moments. Expect awkward reunion vibes, medical puns, questionable life choices from our teenage years, and that warm feeling of pi...


Big Beach Energy: Cover-Ups, Close Calls & Sandy Seat Stealers
06/17/2026

🌊🏀 Big Beach Energy & Big City Madness!

In this episode, I dive headfirst into the chaotic joy of a beach day when you’re a bigger body — the dos, the don’ts, the strategic cover-up game, and why people sitting way too close to you should come with a warning label. From sandy seat stealers to ‘dude, you’re blocking my sun’ moments, I spill all the hilarious survival tips no one asked for but everyone needs.

Then we pivot to the absolute fever dream happening in the city right now: the Nets winning and turning the st...


Knick Fever, Because I Said So, Honey…..
06/10/2026

New York City has a fever, and the only cure is a deep playoff run. This week, we dive headfirst into the chaotic, beautiful energy of the Knicks making the Finals and how it is miraculously forcing a divided city to actually get along.

But the peace doesn't last long once we head home. First, we break down why parents completely forget their kids grew up, unpacking the absolute audacity of talking to fully functioning adults like they are still toddlers. Finally, we tackle the ultimate unbeatable boss: trying to win an argument with your significant other...


Waiting for Ice Cream: A Comedy of Errors"
06/02/2026

on this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurdity of waiting in long lines for ice cream, exploring the lengths people will go for a frozen treat. Our host shares funny anecdotes and relatable observations about the ice cream craze, questioning why we endure such waits for a simple scoop of joy. 

We also tackle the irony of dieting in the modern world, discussing the peculiar choices people make, like opting for low-sodium ketchup and light ranch dressing. Is it really worth it, or are we just complicating our relationship with food? With plenty of laughs and a...


After 35: Finding Love and Laughs in All the Wrong Places!
05/27/2026

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the absolute circus that is dating after 35. If you thought the game was hard in your 20s, wait until you’re trying to vet potential partners who have chronic back pain, a mortgage, and a rigid bedtime. We’re breaking down why the apps feel like a digital dumpster fire and why "settling" starts to sound like a solid life plan.

Then, we pivot to a spicy take on charity: why handing a homeless person a lukewarm granola bar instead of a five-dollar bill is, quite frankly, a total jerk move...


Cooling Off: Venmo Cringes and Drake Defenses
05/19/2026

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious frustrations of everyday life, starting with the cringe-worthy Venmo transactions left out in the open at Publix. Why do people feel the need to share their questionable purchases with the world? Next, we tackle the never-ending debate surrounding Drake's latest album and the surprising amount of hate it receives—are we just too harsh on the Canadian superstar? Finally, we vent about the unbearable heat of summer and the absurdity of those who refuse to turn on the A/C to save a few bucks. Join us for a laugh as we...


From ‘I Do’ to ‘Who Are You?’: Navigating Couple Friendships"
05/12/2026

In this hilarious episode of our podcast, we dive into the challenges of making couple friends in your 30s and 40s. Join us as we share our own awkward experiences, from the cringe-worthy first meetings to the struggles of finding common interests beyond Netflix binge-watching. We explore the unspoken rules of couple friendships, the competitive nature of playdates, and how to navigate the social landscape without losing your sanity. With plenty of laughs and relatable anecdotes, we’ll offer insights on how to find your tribe while keeping your relationship intact. Tune in for a comedic take on the up...


"Teacher Appreciation: Gift Overload or Genuine Gratitude?
05/06/2026

In this episode, we dive into the often debated topic of Teacher Appreciation Week, exploring whether the heartfelt gestures and gifts truly reflect our gratitude or if they’re simply overkill. With a comedic twist, we respect the dedication of teachers while questioning the need for an entire week of gifts for our little ones to navigate. We also tackle the upcoming Mother’s Day, sharing laughs and insights on how we celebrate the incredible moms in our lives. Join us for a lighthearted discussion that balances respect with humor, as we navigate the fine line between appreciation and exce...


How Much Would It Take ????? Stand Up Struggles .
04/28/2026

In this uproarious episode, we dive deep into the wild hypothetical scenario of how much money it would take for one to perform a seriously committed act on another man. Our comedic hosts playfully dissect this outrageous question, exploring the unexpected seriousness that comes with such a proposition and the hilarious realities of giving a genuine performance. But that's not all—amid the laughter, we also discuss the trials and tribulations of being a new stand-up comedian. From facing judgment to finding your voice, we share personal anecdotes and insights that will resonate with anyone in the comedy scene. Jo...


Date Night at the Thirst Trap Factory: Featuring My Hellspawn Toddlers
04/21/2026


In this episode , We humorously discusses the challenges couples face when frequenting places typically populated by single individuals, suggesting that it's a recipe for trouble. The conversation delves into the pitfalls of such outings and how they can lead to misunderstandings or awkward situations. 

Additionally, We share relatable anecdotes about parenting toddlers, pointing out their mischievous behaviors. Through funny stories and observations, the host finds comfort in knowing that misbehaving toddlers are a common experience, as reflected in popular Instagram reels. Overall, the episode balances light-hearted humor with relatable parenting experiences, making listeners feel reassured in t...


Fairy Tales and Financial Fails: A Disney World Recap
04/13/2026

In this episode, we dive into the magic and mischief of a family trip to Disney World, filled with laughter, unexpected adventures, and a touch of nostalgia. Join us as we recount our favorite moments from meeting beloved characters to conquering thrilling rides, illustrating why Disney remains the happiest place on Earth. 

But amidst the fun, we tackle a thought-provoking theme: the disparity between our monetary generosity and our willingness to truly support those in need. We humorously explore why, as a society, we often hesitate to lend a helping hand even when we have the means t...


Disney Daze: Family Fun and Kidless Quirks
04/02/2026

In this hilarious episode of the podcast, we dive into the chaos of a family vacation to Disney—yes, that Disney, not some exotic destination! Join us as we recount the absurdity of navigating the theme park as adults without kids. From navigating the sea of strollers to encountering some truly unique “Disney people,” we explore the quirks and comedy of it all. Whether it's discussing the curious rituals of fellow vacationers or the unexpected challenges of being the only adults in a sea of families, this episode promises to bring laughter and relatable moments for anyone who's ever felt o...


Back in My Day: Ringtones Were Art, Fantasy Was Optional, and Bread Was Cheap
03/25/2026

In this gloriously unprepared episode, I admit I barely understand my own fantasy baseball league… but who cares? I still dive head-first into a chaotic trade debate, roast my questionable roster decisions, and prove that zero knowledge is no obstacle to having extremely strong opinions.

Then I go full grocery store detective: ranking the most ridiculous food price increases from “eh, whatever” to “this is highway robbery” — because apparently $7 orange juice is where I draw the line, but $4 bread is fine.

And finally, I spiral into full nostalgia mode about the golden age of ringtones. Back when yo...


Flying - Free Fun: Unpacking St. Patrick’s Day in America!"
03/17/2026

on this lively episode, we dive into the quirks and charms of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in America, particularly why it’s often marked on a Saturday! Join us as we explore the fun traditions, unexpected behaviors, and colorful parades that make this holiday a favorite among many, regardless of their Irish heritage. 

We also tackle the amusing phenomenon of people claiming they aren’t “Flurry” (fear of flying) as they enthusiastically jet off to celebrate in style. From green beer to outlandish outfits, nothing is off-limits as we share our own hilarious anecdotes and listener stories abo...


Maps, Mayhem, and Birthday Bash Blunders
03/10/2026

In the podcast, staff members face several challenges when managing kids' birthday parties, including:
1. Behavioral Control: Keeping energetic children calm and engaged can be difficult, especially with varying levels of attention span and excitement.
2. Lack of Training: Many staff members may not have adequate experience or training in child management, making it harder to handle various situations effectively.
3. Overwhelming Environment: The chaotic nature of birthday parties, with noise and distractions, can add to the difficulty of maintaining order.
4. High Expectations: Parents and guests often expect a smooth, enjoyable experience, placing additional pressure on staff to...


Kitchen Cabinet Class: What Your Cups Say About You
02/25/2026

In this episode, we dive into the quirky and often humorous aspects of social status and relationships. We kick things off by dissecting the theatricality of the State of the Union address, complete with applause and political charades that make us question the sincerity of those in power. 

Next, we explore a lighthearted way to gauge your financial standing by rummaging through your kitchen cabinets—because, let's face it, the kind of cups you own can say a lot about your wealth! 

Finally, we tackle a relatable scenario: when a friend gets dumped and their ex m...


Confused About Presidents and Heartbreaks
02/18/2026

In this episode of the podcast, we dive into the hilariously perplexing world of presidential trivia and the unexpected chaos of family vacations. Join us as we explore the confusion surrounding Presidents’ Day and throw in some comical anecdotes about what happens when multiple families try to vacation together. We’ll tackle the emotional rollercoaster of breakups that can turn a fun trip into a disaster and how these experiences can leave you feeling utterly bewildered. With plenty of laughs and relatable stories, this episode is a lighthearted look at life’s little uncertainties and the quirky situations that come w...


Love and Halftime: A Valentine’s Day Comedy Special
#18
02/10/2026

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious world of Valentine's Day, where we challenge the notion that this love-centric holiday is only for couples without kids. We explore how everyone—parents included—can feel the love, share laughs, and celebrate the day in their unique way. 

Transitioning to the Super Bowl, we take a lighthearted look at the halftime show and its impact on the big game, discussing our favorite performances and the mix of entertainment that keeps fans on their toes. 

Lastly, I share my personal journey of trying stand-up comedy for the first...


Conference Calls: A Symphony of Stupid Questions and Pizzeria Delusions
#18
01/27/2026

In this episode, we dive into the hilariously frustrating world of conference calls, where the ending is often marred by a surge of annoying questions that no one really cares about. We explore how these interruptions can turn a semi-productive meeting into a test of patience. Shifting gears, we tackle the universal debate of pizzerias, highlighting the absurdity of how every town believes their local joint serves the best pie, despite them all being strikingly similar. We also touch on the classic weather debates, pondering why people feel the need to comment on whether snow should be rain and...


Potty Training Triumphs: Sledding into the Cell Phone Era
#17
01/20/2026

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious world of parenting struggles, from the pressure of potty training to the triumphs (and challenges) it brings. We share humorous anecdotes about feeling superior to fellow parents whose kids are still in diapers. Then, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about our favorite sleigh riding spots as kids and the joy it brought during winter. Finally, we reflect on the early days of cell phones, exploring how groundbreaking and unique they felt when they first hit the market. Join us for a comedic blend of parenting insights, childhood...


First Impressions: The Art of Instant Hate and Kid-Free Getaways
#16
01/13/2026

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the everyday annoyances that can make us question humanity, like those pesky situations where strangers park too close or stand right next to us at the urinal. Join us as we navigate the fine line between love and hate for people we’ve never met, sharing our comedic takes on awkward encounters and the absurdities of life.


We then shift gears to explore the age-old debate of vacations with children versus those blissful getaways without them. Discover the stark contrasts between family trips filled with chaos and la...


Y2K, The Mayan Mystery, and Movie Night Madness
#15
01/06/2026

In this episode of Gotta Get Said, we dive into the lingering effects of the Y2K panic that gripped the world as we approached the year 2000. Join us as we explore the absurd fears surrounding the Mayan predictions and how we were convinced the world might end—all with our trademark humor!

Next, we tackle the universally awkward experience of returning items. From the pressure of facing judgment at the return desk to the panic of having to justify our decisions, we share some hilarious personal anecdotes.

Finally, we discuss the minefield that is ch...


Time to Let Go: Tooth Fairies, Yelling Wives, and New Year's Departures
#14
12/30/2025

In this episode, we tackle three hilarious yet relatable topics. First, we dive into the absurdity of believing in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny as kids grow older—when is it time to let go of these childhood myths? Next, we discuss the awkwardness of managing a phone confrontation with your wife while trying to keep your cool in front of friends. Finally, we explore the unspoken etiquette of New Year's Eve parties: what time is it acceptable to leave without offending the host? Join us for a mix of laughter and real talk!


No Gifts? She Means Yes! Plus, The Diet Coke vs. Coke Zero Debate
#13
12/16/2025

Join us in this hilarious episode as we dive into the complexities of gift-giving! Have you ever been caught in the "No Gifts" trap? We discuss why ignoring this phrase might be the best strategy for keeping the peace in your relationship. Then, we tackle the age-old debate: Diet Coke versus Coke Zero. Why do some people swear by one over the other? Prepare for some passionate opinions!

Finally, we confront the reality of adulting in the winter—let's face it, snow can be a drag! From shoveling to chilling in the cold, we share our struggles an...


The Goldendoodle Debate: Cuteness Under Scrutiny Plus My Top 5 2025 Song Secrets
#12
12/09/2025

On this episode, we dive into the world of mini goldendoodles, exploring the debate over whether they truly hold the title of "cutest dog ever" or if they might be a tad overrated. Join me as I share personal anecdotes and insights that challenge the common narrative, balancing affection with a touch of critique. 

But that's not all! We'll also take a light-hearted detour into my recent iTunes top 5 list of songs from 2025, where I reveal my guilty pleasures that might leave you scratching your head. With a blend of humor and honesty, this episode promises to e...


"Cut the Clips: Stop the Long Videos and Leave the Mud Tires and Snorkeling Kits Behind!
#11
12/02/2025

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the modern-day annoyance of people insisting you watch lengthy videos on their phones. Seriously, who has the time for that? We explore the societal implications of these video marathons and call for a collective halt to this trend. Then, we shift gears to tackle the curious phenomenon of truck owners decked out with mud tires and snorkeling kits, but with no intention of hitting the trails. Join us as we blend laughter with relatable observations, ultimately questioning whether some purchases really serve a purpose. Tune in for a fun ride through the...