Media Monarchy

Grand theft crypto, no CD in physical box and pay of bigs + this day in history w/UK phone hacking and our song of the day by Jody Bigfoot on your #MorningMonarchy for July 7, 2026.

America's 250est birthday, the college drop-in and Beijing's skyscraper plane crash mystery + this day in history w/behavior detection officers graduate and our song of the day by The Proclaimers on your #MorningMonarchy for July 6, 2026.

Awful turns, the hit men and let me up I've had enough + this day in history w/billions for swine flu and our song of the day by Johnny Marr on your #MorningMonarchy for June 26, 2026.

News avoidance is on the rise; Hollywood has-beens produce propaganda slop as masses yawn; and it’s time for an update hoedown.

News avoidance is on the rise; Hollywood has-beens produce propaganda slop as masses yawn; and it’s time for an update hoedown.

Don't worry she's dead, PAiD in full and gay dad + this day in history w/I hope I don't die and our song of the day by Funkadelic on your #MorningMonarchy for June 25, 2026.

SNAP decisions, country roads and frugal habits + this day in history w/SCOTUS ❤'s GMOs and our song of the day by Luke Nickle on your #MorningMonarchy for June 24, 2026.

Streaming frauds, it's in the game and no UFO records + this day in history w/financial canaries and our song of the day by Norman Sann on your #MorningMonarchy for June 23, 2026.

Boo it again, fret sounds and all bummer long + this day in history w/funds, funds, funds and our song of the day by The Beach Boys on your #MorningMonarchy for June 22, 2026.

Shame night, bitter celebrities mocked online and stupid songs + this day in history w/hate crime trends and our song of the day by Michael Jackson on your #MorningMonarchy for June 19, 2026.

America tries to end the war USrael started; BlackCore exposes Israeli election meddling; and UK moves to ban under-16 social media.

America tries to end the war USrael started; BlackCore exposes Israeli election meddling; and UK moves to ban under-16 social media.

Burning hatred, mythological medicine man and horrific abuse + this day in history w/secret Kennedy files and our song of the day by Mobius Loop on your #MorningMonarchy for June 18, 2026.

Quarantine zones, vamos chicharróns and elevated THC levels + this day in history w/vast riches of minerals and our song of the day by Son Volt on your #MorningMonarchy for June 17, 2026.

Sweeping social media bans, 99 bubbles and revealing evidence + this day in history w/missing sunspot activity and our song of the day by Vince Staples on your #MorningMonarchy for June 16, 2026.

Title droughts, world cupped and a great peace deal + this day in history w/comprehensive immigration reform and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for June 15, 2026.

Deception of a generation, tone deaf goop and the searcher + this day in history w/Dando sues General Motors and our song of the day by Paul McCartney on your #MorningMonarchy for June 12, 2026.

The new world screwworm helps the fake meat agenda; Gates is in the hot seat again over Epstein links; and a new study suggests iPhones cause plunging birth rates.

The new world screwworm helps the fake meat agenda; Gates is in the hot seat again over Epstein links; and a new study suggests iPhones cause plunging birth rates.

Wrongful death suit, why so stabby and illegally banned + this day in history w/Foxconn suicides and our song of the day by Rostam on your #MorningMonarchy for June 11, 2026.

Data center moral panic, spring-chi on the edge of summer and specialty restaurant chains + this day in history w/Iran faces nuclear sanctions and our song of the day by Johnny Paycheck on your #MorningMonarchy for June 10, 2026.

Boosting unsubstantiated claims, the lost levels and disclosure ghey + this day in history w/Saturn worship in pop culture and our song of the day by Jo-DBL on your #MorningMonarchy for June 9, 2026.

Races loaded, never bring a knife to a track meet and Dr. Jill medicine woman + this day in history w/habeus corpsed up and our song of the day by MUNA on your #MorningMonarchy for June 8, 2026.

It took two, twice as hard and southern accents + this day in history w/Kill Bill killed and our song of the day by Tom MacDonald on your #MorningMonarchy for June 5, 2026.

Freedom Williams destroys in epic toilet rant; euthanasia is bad...unless it's by the government; and AI is diagnosing people with made up diseases.

Freedom Williams destroys in epic toilet rant; euthanasia is bad...unless it's by the government; and AI is diagnosing people with made up diseases.

Godlike powers, Killdozer day and Barney Frank's brothel + this day in history w/Belgian truth bombs and our song of the day by Marlon Craft on your #MorningMonarchy for June 4, 2026.

Bixonimania, JiMMYBARs and good mosquitoes + this day in history w/The Max is back and our song of the day by Fast Heart Mart on your #MorningMonarchy for June 3, 2026.

Midterm challenges, climbing horror games and space race wars + this day in history w/plot line predictions and our song of the day by The Neighborhood Kids on your #MorningMonarchy for June 2, 2026.

Monopoly verdicts, detention centers and storming the castles + this day in history w/The Ledge on Willis Tower and our song of the day by The King Blues on your #MorningMonarchy for June 1, 2026.

NASCAR crash, fugly sluts and the monsters of pig alley + this day in history w/Mueller gets grilled and our song of the day by Beastie Boys on your #MorningMonarchy for May 22, 2026.

Massie loses to Israel; AI firm tells people to stop hiring humans; and Fender commits brand suicide.

Massie loses to Israel; AI firm tells people to stop hiring humans; and Fender commits brand suicide.

Sole survivor, planetary party poopers and Uncle Tim + this day in history w/Finkelstein flame wars and our song of the day by The Doomstompers on your #MorningMonarchy for May 21, 2026.

Floating solar projects, China ag deals and ganjasaurus rex + this day in history w/McStocks and our song of the day by Steven Keene on your #MorningMonarchy for May 20, 2026.

Trim jobs, chip factories and a fairly bright light source + this day in history w/Veitch v. Canada and our song of the day by Blooded The Brave on your #MorningMonarchy for May 19, 2026.

Eurotrash visions, heartland rallies and sped limits + this day in history w/Wolfowitz resigns and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for May 18, 2026.

The hantavirus psyop rolls on; the UK changes the Starmer birdcage liner; and AI enshittification is here!

The hantavirus psyop rolls on; the UK changes the Starmer birdcage liner; and AI enshittification is here!

Media Monarchy plays Europe, Madonna, Natalie Imbruglia and more on #PumpUpThaVolume for May 8, 2026. ♬