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Rollerball is one of those movies that make you want to strap on a pair of roller skates, go to your local rink, then hold onto the side of the wall as five-year-old children call you a bitch as they pass you on the left.   

Robert ponders why you can't just kick Chucky across the room, and Jonas farts at the 1:15:30 mark.  I turned it up so everyone can hear it.  

In this episode, we praise Gene Hackman's badassery, while also admitting that when Leo dies in a movie, it's hard not to imagine a door floating right next to him that he chooses not to grab onto.  

If you've ever lost both of your parents to lightning strikes or wondered what a jar full of tears tastes like, this is your podcast.  

Hot take:  Willow plays like the Great Value brand of the Lord of the Rings movies.  Also, we play one of our favorite games, Roger Ebert's Reviews.   

Let's be honest, a better title would have been Preventing Cameron's Suicide Day -- yeesh.

Well, it's finally here.  Robert wore us down for over a year while championing Grease 2.  I still have mixed feelings, but I'm sure I'll come to terms with how I feel one day.  About Robert, I mean, not the movie.

You can't spell Predator without "biceps".  In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we all wanted to watch this again.

In this episode, we re-review Robocop while simultaneously trying to figure out whether Robocop takes dumps or not.  

If you've ever wanted to watch a moody teenager give John Candy some lip, this one is for you!