The Loaded Goat
Aaron Tallent and Chris Cordingley break down each episode of "The Andy Griffith Show", providing tidbits on the show and cast, and creating and debunking conspiracy theories.
Banjo-Playing Deputy

We close out season give with an episode where Jerry Van Dyke auditions to replace Don Knotts.
Opie and the Carnival

We enter the post-Don Knotts era with a clever episode that makes us ponder what would happen if Barney were here.
Opie Flunks Arithmetic

We say goodbye to Don Knotts as a TAGS regular as Aaron and Chris try to make sense of how television icons left shows in 1965.
The Luck of Newton Monroe

Don Rickles guest stars as a memorable character who has bad luck and Aaron and Chris discuss the fly scene and what would happen if The Andy Griffith Show ever had a "very special episode".
The Arrest of the Fun Girls

The Fun Girls are back for the last time and Aaron and Chris bid them farewell.
Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau

Clara starts meddling and Aunt Bee tells a little white lie in an episode that is well-done, but cringe-worthy.
Opie's Newspaper

Opie and Howie start a newspaper and then try a new approach to sell copies that has Andy, Barney, and Aunt Bee scrambling all over town.
The Case of the Punch in the Nose

Barney decides to pursue an assault charge from the 1940s that nearly divides the town and Aaron gives a recap that sounds like a tongue-twister.
Guest in the House

While Barney is away, Andy's cousin by marriage comes to visit and things get a bit awkward with Helen.
TV or Not TV

A television writer comes to Mayberry saying he wants to do a show on Andy, but things are not right. Aaron and Chris discuss if there ever was an old redeye flight from LAX to Raleigh and if $10 bill are the main cash currency at the Mayberry Bank.
If I Had a Quarter-Million

Barney comes across a bag full of stolen money and begins throwing money around town to draw out a criminal, while Aaron and Chris discuss whether or not high rollers take the bus and play Deuces Wild.
Barney Runs For Sheriff

Andy and Barney find themselves running for sheriff against each other and Aaron and Chris ponder how Barney would fare infiltrating organized crime.
Goober and the Art of Love

Andy and Barney try to set Goober up with Lydia Crosswaithe while Aaron and Chris discuss kiss cams and eating too much sugar.
The Lucky Letter

Barney gets a chain letter and can’t keep from letting it control his life, while Chris lists the shows of today Mayberry fans should watch to get their fix. You may be surprised by what he says.
The Rehabilitation of Otis

Barney decides to help Otis quit drinking, but it doesn't work out so well, as Aaron and Chris decide why a mediocre isn't a bad thing.
Goober Takes a Car Apart

Goober agrees to watch the jail while Andy goes out of town, but still needs to fix a car so he just moves it into the jail.
Barney Fife, Realtor

Comedian and Barney Fife tribute artist Rik Roberts joins us to discuss his career, his work on the movie "Mayberry Man", and Barney's attempt at real estate.
Otis Sues the County

Otis has a fall in the Mayberry jail and is convinced that suing Andy and Barney will only make things better for them.
Three Wishes for Opie

Chris Hollinghead returns to discuss his favorite episode, which has a clever storyline and everyone performing at the top of their game.
Andy and Helen Have Their Day

Chris Hollinghead returns this week to help us break down and episode where Barney tries to give Andy and Helen a day to themselves and fails miserably.
The Darling Baby

The Darlings bring Charlene's infant daughter to town to arrange a marriage for her and Andy is not having it when they set their sights on Opie.
The Pageant

Aunt Bee wants to perform in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant and is just not good at all, and Aaron and Chris break down while John Masters is bad director overseeing a show that has aged very, very badly.
Goodbye Sheriff Taylor

Andy contemplates taking another job and we see how things go crazy in Mayberry when Barney is in charge.
Opie's Fortune

Opie finds $50 and has to wait a week and see if he can keep it while Aaron and Chris discuss their big purchases when they were kids.
Barney's Uniform

A man threatens to beat up Barney when he’s not wearing his uniform so Andy finds a martial arts expert to wear Salt and Pepper.
Man in the Middle

Barney talks too much and causes a rift with Thelma Lou and Andy and then Thelma Lou and Helen and then Andy and Helen while Aaron and Chris come up with plots for "The Monster From Out of Town".
Barney's Bloodhound

An escaped convict is on the loose and Barney tries to enlist the aid of a hound dog that's pretty uncooperative. Come on Blue!
Aunt Bee's Romance

An old beau of Aunt Bee’s comes to visit and makes us wonder what she ever saw in him and Aaron discusses how to keep in good standing at a job.
The Education of Ernest T. Bass

Ernest T. Bass has to go back to school and Aaron and Chris break down everything from it's parallels to "Billy Madison" and Ray Stevens.
Family Visit

Aunt Nora and Uncle Ollie visit the Taylors and Aaron and Chris discuss why they may be the most annoying TAGS characters of all time.
Barney's Physical

Barney is faced with new size requirements for deputies and literally has to grow into the role and Aaron and Chris discuss ways to get rid of hiccups.
Opie Loves Helen

We kick off season five with an episode where Aaron and Chris ponder how Opie has gotten this far without knowing that Andy and Helen are dating.
The Incredible Mr. Limpet

As we take a break between season four and season five, we revisit the movie that launched Don Knotts' film career.
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Gomer Pyle joins the marines as we close season 4 and kick off the series "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." Aaron and Chris also ranked the greatest television spinoffs of all time.
Back to Nature

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take boys camping, but Andy has to spend the majority of his time taking care of Barney and Gomer.
Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt

Barney tells Gomer he has Thelma Lou in his hip pocket and that does not go over well. Meanwhile, Chris shows off his singing voice.
The Rumor

Barney sees Helen and Andy kiss in the jewelry store, while Aaron and Chris discuss real-life Johnny Pauls.
The Return of Malcolm Merriweather

Malcolm Merriweather returns and Andy sees an opportunity to give Aunt Bee a well-deserved break, but she doesn't want one. Meanwhile, Chris decides to give Aaron a break in leading the podcast with similar results.
Fun Girls

The Fun Girls, Daphne and Skippy, make a return to Mayberry and Chris reveals how much he hates them.
A Deal is a Deal

Barney and Gomer try their hand at being con artists and the joke ends up being on them, while Aaron reads hate mail about "Bargain Day".