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We're a politics podcast by goblins for goblins. We upload episodes once a week on Mondays.
You Can (not) See Everything
Look, if there's one thing we were going to do this week, it was see that movie and somehow we did.
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Fake Bird, Fake Store, Real Outrage
This week we delve into the sortied world of magic stores that don't sell magic, and the celebrities that blast them on Twitter.
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100 Shows in 100 Minutes
John and Anna sit down to talk the 100 most important tv shows in the last 25 years and how its bs.
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Anna's Birthday Wish
This week Anna wished we could talk about moves and charcuterie, so we did. Sorry not everything I say is a joke.
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EA/R Infection
This week John retails Anna with an actually planned out story involving a sex cult. Also the Muppets stop by.
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Too Gay for ME
Will John ever be able to live down these words, at least he didn't say it during pride...again.
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The Birthday is Out There
Okay, so it was John's birthday and both he and Anna are infected with a strain of hyperfixation that caused them to both get into X-Files, was this a dastardly government plot? Are they both just autistic? All I know is, no news, just fun.
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Anything for that Man Leather
This week BanAnna and John...is this a joke, is this like a thing? Okay, they talk about old men and the weird young women who are way to into them, also maybe a factory blows up.
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Giant Size Episode
This week Anna and John chat about the state of the military, a scam artist, and of course what pop star MTG deck Anna splurged on.
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How Spiderman Got His Day Back
This week Anna and John went to the movies and couldn't stop gabbing about Spiderman Brand New Day
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Its Going Down (the Economy)
This week John confronts Anna about a spicy text, Anna details chicken based action star AI theft, and movie talk at the end, as is now customary
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Crisis Moviegoer
This week Anna and John talk about Homer (the poet), Chis (a director), Zohran (a mayor) and Taylor (a farm), and how they all conspire against Matt Damon.
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Long Story Made Longer
With a totally brief detour, Anna and John talk about the news of the day, the movies of the month and chuckle it up.
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Dying to Chat with Mitch
This week Anna and John have a chat about how every republican has one foot in the grave and is dying to get into the most exclusive club.
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Magician
After a vacation the gang is back to talk about a reflecting pool, too many fireworks and the Dashcon of state fairs.
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Solid Gold Bricked Up
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS its time for the mid year special boy award for most money stolen from the government and we have a real contender.
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Brick Back Worse
This week the gang talks about how swamp it is in swamp town, and then we talk about the crime of the millennium.....falcon...Lego sets
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An Eternity of Dissociative Moments Punctuated by a Rocket Exploding
This week the gang talks about rockets, how much they are worth and why its not the number you think, also what wouldn't the president do to avoid going to his son's wedding, maybe even listen to this podcast?!
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Too Many Kids for One Car
This week the spiral deepens, the sadness intensifies, the final boss looms...wait wrong podcast, uhhhh I think the gang riffs for a bit, tries to avoid pushing the plot forward and jokes about the funniest ways for a national tragedy to unfold.
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Fast Bed
This week the gang is back, salty and just miserable so lets have....no, no fun only John as Piccolo.
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Grinds My Gears - Anna's List
This week John is sleeping so enjoy Astrid and John trying to figure out what the most annoying things on Anna's list
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Grinds My Gears- Astrid Tier List
This week, while the rest of the world is talking about a guy who promoted the worst construction project since "The Line" we took a break to have a fun one and rank things that annoy Astrid.
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Cancer Knife to a Cancer Gun Fight
This week the gang decides to be a little silly, and as much as we want to fix Anna's totally real cancer with diet soda, we're not sure if we can do that without you the audience.
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FiberFull Podcast
This podcast, much like sodas, candy and some vegetables has 50000% your daily fiber content, if you can figure out how to ingest it. We recommend your ears but there are other holes you could try ;)
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Say Something Nice
This week the gang hangs out, says some stuff about space, and ya know the collapse of the world.
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False Advertising
This week John is somewhere he shouldn't be, and for some reason the gang is talking about Kingdom Hearts? No that can't be right but they do keep saying SORA.
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Kick Flippin Over Hormuz
This week the gang puts all of the top minds on how to get around a very obvious problem that everyone knew about except the guys in charge, and baseball talk!
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Trump Trebuchet
This week we talk about the war, a guy from Maine and a man so horrible they named him twice.
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Tagline Accomplished
This week the gang tries to deal with the fact that we are all being pulled down into a morass we do not want to be in, but on the bright side, we do think after like 5 years we actually have a tagline we like. The catch is if we will ever remember it.
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MEAT
Shut up and fill your gullets with our discourse on random topics that relate to meat
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99 Mylar Balloons
This week John apologized for optimism and looking foreword to things, Anna is dry, and Astrid is girl interrupted by goofballs
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Advanced CheatTek
This week the gang is back to talk about flaps, flops and jousts.
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10 Miles of Red String
This week John goes crazy as it seems every single conspiracy theory in the world is pointed at one guy who ran the world for 20 years or so.
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Manic Pixie Predator
This week we discover a new trope, dunk on the dead and revel in the glass ceiling being broken.
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<High Speed Rail-Gun
This week John solves an unsolvable problem, Anna does some goofs, and Astrid has a killer bit.
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Good Enough
John really picked a weird week to take a vacation, lets see how the other two do.
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2025 I Hardly Know Her
Wow we actually did it, 2025 is almost done and the gang rounds out the year with dunking on the biggest losers of the year.
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Double Headed Asset List
Did John forget to upload last week's episode? Yes .Does that mean you get an episode yesterday and today? Also Yes. Will this happen again? Probably.
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I'd Like a Scene
This week the gang is feeling a little funny so they decide that the news is for losers and just goof off for like an hour and ask themselves why this isn't the podcast format more often.
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John Interrupted
This week the gang talks about the people who make the news, who has the rizz and spitball what city would be great to become a tier one city in America.
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