Movie Mastery
Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.
Fluppy Dogs (1986)
A childhood favorite of Jon's but does it hold up now? No, of course not. This was a pilot that never got picked up for a good reason.
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Street Fighter (2026)
The return of In Theaters Now with a movie we weren't planning on reviewing but then we got so angry we had to.
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The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)
RZA's love letter to kung fu movies that mostly suffers by having RZA in it.
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The Spirit (2008)
A comic book adaptation that fundamentally doesn't understand its source material or even what makes a movie good.
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Cat City (1986)
A Hungarian cartoon about cat gangsters that is so much better than we ever assumed it would be.
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The Rocketeer (1991)
For a movie that spent 8 years in development hell, they sure did put out one of the best pulp adventure films around
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Last Action Hero
The meta-commentary on action movies that can't quite decide if it's a parody or a love letter to the genre
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Boris and Natasha: The Movie (1992)
The Rocky and Bullwinkle spinoff movie 30 years later that has none of the charm or humor of the original show
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Our Drawings (2023)
An incomprehensible mess of low grade animation that barely has a plot and constantly changes what its own premise is
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Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)
A classic of the bad movie genre that only got made because someone had a mechanical dinosaur available for a month
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Bloodrunners (2017)
Prohibition era vampires running bootleg blood using a speakeasy as a cover is a great idea but unfortunately this movie was made for None Dollars that all went into hiring Ice-T
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Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong (2013)
A crossover movie that is entirely coasting on the title and the knowledge that some people will watch literally anything to do with weed
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Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)
Pia Zadora falls in love with an alien musician in this sci-fi/musical/comedy B-movie mash-up
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Push (2009)
A film that feels like an RPG with a bunch of psychics fighting a secret government agency
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Gandahar (1987)
A psychedelic 70's animated film for adults that somehow got made in the late 80's because of the French
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Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (1984)
Journey back to the forest moon of Endor, where magic is real, the Force isn't a thing, and the 12 year olds are the absolute worst.
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Alpha and Omega (2010)
An animated movie about wolf romance that has some weird ideas about what being an Omega wolf means (no not like that you internet perverts)
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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)
A feature that mashes up samurai films, mafia movies, and hip hop into something you are either going to vibe with or not
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Make: The Jaws of Death (1976)
A diver with a magic amulet that gives him a psychic connection to sharks must battle against Florida's most cacklingly stupid villains that just love abusing sharks.
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Slappy and the Stinkers (1998)
The unholy combination of The Little Rascals and Free Willy brought to by the same studio behind The Pest.
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Drum (1976)
The sequel to Mandingo that has nothing to do with that movie and everything to do with being terrible
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The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus (2000)
Based on the book by L. Frank Baum, this animated movie shows the true story of Santa being raised by fairies and menaced by evil rock monsters.
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Remote (1993)
Home Alone meets Toys if those movies had no budget, or talent, or ideas
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Message From Space (1978)
A Star Wars knock-off from Japan that is bad but not in a fun, campy way but a boring, 70's way
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Fright Night (1985)
We look at the original Fright Night, a classic 80's horror movie where everyone is kind of a goober and there's a vampire named Jerry.
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Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
The last one of these movies to actually have Doug Bradley as Pinhead and the first starring role for Henry Cavill. Also, an absolute turd!
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Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)
Jamie Kennedy does a movie where, get this, a white guy acts like a stereotype of a black gangster. Oh ho ho. How absolutely hilarious. What will they think of next?
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Guyver:Dark Hero (1994)
A lower budget sequel to the American live action movie based on the Japanese manga that tries to be more dark and gritty and is mostly more boring
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Crossroads (2002)
Britney Spears gets everything she's ever wanted while her friends' lives crumble around her. Woo! Fun road trip!
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Magic Mike (2012)
The raw charisma and undeniable talent of Channing Tatum can only do so much to save this mostly forgettable movie
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Gleaming the Cube (1989)
A totally radical skateboarding movie that has very little to do with skateboarding and a lot to do with Vietnamese crime drama
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Satellite Girl and Milk Cow (2014)
A movie with an absolutely bananas concept that squanders it on mostly being about how boring, crappy dudes are good actually
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Outlaw Prophet (2001)
A sci-fi movie that is incomprehensibly religious and religiously incomprehensible.
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Carpool (1996)
From a hotel room in Wisconsin, we drag James into our muck and watch a Tom Arnold film that is extremely Tom Arnold
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Sexy Evil Genius (2013)
Buffy, BSG, and Lost collide in a bar with a Baldwin and what happens is, you know, fine.
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Battlefield Earth (2000)
It's taken a while but we finally have gotten to the movie that every bad movie podcast has to talk about eventually.
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The Astrologer (1976)
Another Astrologer? That's right, it's the other movie from 1975 with this name and probably the one we were supposed to watch initially.
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The Astrologer (1975)
We might have ended up watching the wrong The Astrologer from 1975 since there are two bad movies of that name from that year. This one is 90% dialogue!
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Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch.
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Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000)
The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction as a pitch for a show that I can't imagine being sold to literally any television company.
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