Horror Movie Club
Two dudes, who are not quite nerds but not quite newbs, choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.
Friday the 13th Part III vs. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
We review and compare the third and fourth installments of the Friday the 13th franchise.
Clayface (2026)
We step into the DCU and ask ourselves “Is Clayface a horror movie?” in this review of Clayface.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
We discuss the pros and cons of Halloween H20 (and Josh Hartnett’s haircut).
Other Mommy (2026)
Please let us into your heart as we discuss Other Mommy.
Coraline (2009)
A rare in-person discussion on Caroline prompts some disagreements on parenting.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
We discuss Sleepy Hollow while riding in a horse. Drawn carriage.
Resident Evil (2026)
We discuss Resident Evil while rolling down the road in a conjoined ball.
Rerun: Psycho II (1983)
It’s been 7 years since our episode on Psycho II. We're rerunning this underrated sequel because it deserves more attention.
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
We paid to get all these cameras installed but still won’t check the footage in this episode on Paranormal Activity 2.
Insidious: Out of the Further (2026)
We hope you can understand this episode on Insidious: Out of the Further without any grapefruit visual aids.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
We kick off another Sequel September with a discussion on Wes Craven’s New Nightmare.
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
Little Death created this episode for you on Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma.
Top 10 Final Boys
It is unclear if either one of us understood the assignment in this countdown of our Top 10 Final Boys.
Rerun: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
In light of reports that a new A Nightmare on Elm Street film is in the works, we thought we’d revisit this episode from way back in 2020. This is when we learned Ashvin had strong feelings about hats.
Resident Evil (2002)
In preparation for Zach Cregger’s upcoming Resident Evil movie, we revisit the original.
Clubhouse Chat: The Obsession with Obsession
In this episode, we discuss Obsession’s historic box office performance, the passing of Sam Neill, and answer some listener questions.
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
We gently lay each other down on an open dishwasher and have an intimate discussion on Evil Dead Burn.
Top 10 Scariest Kids in Horror
We wrap up our familial trilogy of Top 10 episodes with a discussion on the scariest kids in horror movies.
Uncle Sam (1996)
We want YOU to listen to this episode on the straight-to-video 1996 slasher, Uncle Sam.
Let the Right One (2008)
We are cold and lonely and wondering if you want to go steady in this discussion on Let the Right One In.
Rerun: The Evil Dead (1981)
This oldie from 2020 feels pertinent since Evil Dead Burn is coming up very soon on July 10. We hope you enjoy this blast from the past. We’ll be back with a new episode next week.
Scary Movie (2026)
We weigh in on the Wayans’ Scary Movie reboot-equel.
Top 10 Scariest Fathers in Horror
We celebrate Father’s Day a bit early by counting down the 10 scariest fathers in horror movies.
Backrooms (2026)
Our memories of in-store shopping are all mixed up with one of our butts in this discussion of The Backrooms.
Clubhouse Chat
In this laid back episode, we discuss some topics suggested by Patrons. We talk about good entry points into horror for kids, whether we consider ourselves part of the horror subculture, what we’ve sacrificed for the podcast and more.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
Our makeup artists are forced to watch us poop as we discuss One Cut of the Dead (2017).
Hokum (2026)
We check ourselves into the honeymoon suite in this discussion on Hokum.
Top 10 Scariest Mothers in Horror
We celebrate Mother’s Day by counting down the 10 scariest mothers in horror movies.
Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)
We discuss the pros and cons of titling this film Lee Cronin’s The Mummy.
Eden Lake (2008)
We head to the lake and make some bad decisions in this discussion on Eden Lake.
Silver Bullet (1985)
We stay out past curfew and pay the price in this episode on Silver Bullet.
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)
We spontaneously combust all over each other in this discussion of Ready or Not 2: Here I Come.
Scary Movie (2000)
We step into our pop culture time machine to discuss whaaassuuup with the original Scary Movie.
Undertone (2025)
We foolishly open multiple attachments from an unknown sender as we discuss Undertone.
His House (2020)
We put some holes in the wall without asking our landlord in this discussion on His House.
A Bay of Blood (1971)
We discuss how the Friday the 13th franchise was influenced by Mario Bava’s A Bay of Blood.
Top 25 Horror Movies of 2000-2025
Join us as we get through our entire Top 25 without ever realizing that the quarter-century is actually 2000-2024.
Train to Busan (2016)
We hop onboard, take our seats, and discuss a Korean zombie film for the ages.
The Blob (1988)
We marvel at the practical effects on display in this 1988 remake of The Blob.
Friday the 13th vs. Friday the 13th Part 2
Now that we’ve finished our 8 year journey through the Friday the 13th franchise, we’re re-evaluating the first 2 to see if we view them any differently all these years later.