The Film Rescue Show

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By: Montressor Media, Seth Decker

Every week we re-pitch, rewrite, and analyze the movie of the week. If you have a movie pitch and want to be a guest email us at FilmRescueShow@gmail.com

BLACK WIDOW (#147)
#147
11/20/2021

Seth, Hope, and Jesse catch up on where they land with the MCU, Seth discusses Eternals without spoilers, and a new story for Black Widow is pitched to add connective tissue from Black Widow into phase 4 and beyond.

 

If you'd like to become a guest, pick a film and send your pitch to Filmrescueshow@gmail.com or reach out on twitter @FilmRescueShow. Anyone can join the fun!

 

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THE THAW (#146)
#146
11/06/2021

Jesse, Seth, and Hope take a look at an oddity from the 00s. Tombstone reunion is the name of the game today!

 

If you'd like to become a guest, pick a film and send your pitch to montressormedia@gmail.com or reach out on twitter @montressormedia. Anyone can join the fun!

 

This show is brought to you by ALL of our dear patrons and especially by; Producer level patrons Jessica Gronsbell, Aaron Nowick, Lou Wilkerson and Seth Decker. It is also brought to you by Executive Producer level patron Erin Moriarty. Th...


ALIEN 3 (#145)
#145
10/23/2021

In which Seth, Jesse, and newcomer Hope joins the show to discuss the darkly nihilistic Alien 3. Does this team have what it takes to take on ANOTHER film from this series?

 

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FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN (#144)
#144
10/16/2021

In which Jesse, Paresh, and Byron take a stab at redoing the oddity that is this Final Fantasy film.

 

If you'd like to become a guest, pick a film and send your pitch to montressormedia@gmail.com or reach out on twitter @montressormedia. Anyone can join the fun!

 

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RED DAWN 2012 w/ Ulric (#143)
#143
10/02/2021

Ulric from Geeks with Shields @geekswthshields joins the show to talk about the forgotten Thor lead reboot of Red Dawn! His pitch get's political...so you will love it!


 

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THE TOMORROW WAR w/ Jesse Ferguson (#142)
#142
09/18/2021

Jesse Ferguson @thedapperdm from Recorded Tomorrow @timetravelpod brings us a fix for the time travel mechanics AND some much needed character beats to fix this Amazon sci fi action flick!

 

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ARMY OF THE DEAD (#141) w/ Byron and Jesse
#141
09/04/2021

Season 6 premieres with Byron @unclekulikov and Jesse Ferguson @thedapperdm from @timetravelpod. Jesse Fresco @hardcorebshot pitches a new version of Army of the Dead, directed by Zack Snyder.

 

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SPIDERMAN 3 (#140) w/ guest Nic Woolfe and Jesse Ferguson
#140
06/28/2021

In which returning Fil Rescue All Stars Nic and Jesse finally talk Seth into finishing Spiderman 3, the ill-fated close to Sam Raimi's trilogy.

 

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Zero Effect w/ guest Russ Burlingame
#141
06/23/2021

Russ stops by the show to talk about a hidden gem of the late 90's, a Jake Kasdan love letter to Sherlock Holmes.

 

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TWILIGHT (#139)
#139
06/22/2021

In which Erin and Devon somehow talked Seth into watching and fixing ANOTHER Twilight film. Check out our fix for Breaking Dawn after this!

 

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TWILIGHT (#139)
#139
06/21/2021

In which Erin and Devon somehow talked Seth into watching and fixing ANOTHER Twilight film. Check out our fix for Breaking Dawn after this!

 

If you'd like to become a guest, pick a film and send your pitch to filmrescueshow@gmail.com. Anyone can join the fun!

 

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MORTAL KOMBAT 2021 w/ guests Mike Spielman and Brandon Bentley (#138)
#138
06/15/2021

In which returning guests Mike and Brandon bring all the lore to the table to fix "The Film The Saved Cinema", the Mortal Kombat reboot.

 

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Loki Sucks D*ck - Ep.1
#138
06/14/2021

Why is this in your Film Rescue feed? Because the people who bring you Film Rescue Show and many others like Split the Difference and Palate Cleanser have launched a new limited series! This show combines studying concepts in filmmaking with our experiences throughout life in our communities. You can also watch the full production of this show on youtube, please subscribe and share! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUVfk1O3MwDn-zNm9MFJACw/videos


GHOST SHIP (#137)
#137
05/17/2021

Vic joins Jesse and Seth to discuss the early 00's almost a good horror movie Ghost Ship! We end up with two super fun pitches, including a Director/Actor pairing you'll never see coming.

 

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THE CURSE OF THE PINK PANTHER w. guest Russ Burlingame (#1
#136
05/10/2021

In which @russburlingame pitches a fix for the 9th film in the Pink Panther series after a quick history lesson of how we got here.

 

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ALIEN VS PREDATOR w/ Byron (#135)
#135
05/03/2021

Byron brings a comic book adaptation to life with an engaging pitch on how to make this film more fun.

 

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EVENT HORIZON (#134)
#134
04/29/2021

The gang sits down to discuss an often maligned but imaginative space sci fi horror flick from the 90s.

 

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PERCY JACKSON THE THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF w/ guest Blackbelt (#133)
#133
04/19/2021

In which @Blackbelt1998 from the @bustedlimes podcast joins us to discuss the first of 2 Percy Jackson films....not sure if they're gonna make it to 5 like the books. At least there's a series in the works!

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REIGN OF FIRE (#133)
#132
04/12/2021

High fantasy and apocalypse settings collide in this anomaly of the early 00s. Devon pops in to help Seth and Jesse come up with a pitch to punch up this fun and mostly good but very silly film.

 

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PROJECT POWER (#131)
#131
04/06/2021

Seth, Jesse, and Erin take a look at Netflix's popular super power flick Project Power, a pretty good movie that just needs a little scripting punch it to help it along.  

 

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ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE (#130)
#130
03/29/2021

Jesse @hardcorebshot pitches a Justice League finale to his Superman trilogy starting with Man of Steel, going to BVS, and ending here. However....he's pitching a lot more than one movie!

 

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AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON w/ guest Nic Woolfe
#129
03/22/2021

Nic returns to Film Rescue to pitch an aggressively more comic book styled version of Age of Ultron, changing the setup into Civil War and beyond in the MCU.

 

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ALIEN COVENANT w/ guest Rosseter (#128)
#128
03/16/2021

Rosseter from Twin Perfect (youtube.com/twinperfect) joins the show to discuss and highs and lows of Alien Covenant, bringing along a very unique pitch for the world and lore of the Alien franchise.

 

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES w/ guest Vic Grubbs (#127)
#127
03/08/2021

In which Vic @vicjay_795 submits Seth and Jesse to the torture of what a boring Pirates movie looks like. His fix is great, but is it greater than the longest title for a film we've ever rescued?

 

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CONGO w/ guest Ian Jaydid (#126)
#126
03/01/2021

Ian Jaydid brings us a Crichton gem, and Jesse and Byron jump on the show as guest hosts. You can check out both of Ian's books here: https://www.amazon.com/Migration-Maintaining-Consciousness-Physical-Landscape-ebook/dp/B08HMK878F/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2PO9YKASOMPD9&dchild=1&keywords=ian+jaydid+migration&qid=1609387660&sprefix=ian+jaydid+,aps,202&sr=8-1&fbclid=IwAR0nk_6x3hhNbjUsX0JD9d2n3E66LDxbmDa3d8lB4u5BUsz1VOcEJ06XUgM

 

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BRANDED (#125)
#125
02/22/2021

In which Jesse saves one of the most frustrating movies of this season, a new riff on They Live with just SO many problems.

 

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PAN w/ guest Nic Woolfe (#124)
#124
02/15/2021

In which the gang said "here we are now, entertain us" but it wasn't ironic, because this movie was BORING.

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HELLBOY 19' w/ guest Geeks With Shields Podcast (#123)
#123
02/10/2021

In which Axle and Ulric from @geekswthsheilds return to the show to pitch not one, but two separate pitches for how to fix this R rated mess.

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WONDER WOMAN 84' (#122)
#122
02/01/2021

It's time for season 5! We start off with a doozy, and get deep in the paint with WW84. Will joins the gang to discuss exactly how many issues are presented in a magic wish movie with real world consequences.

 

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PROMETHEUS (#121)
#121
12/31/2020

In our season finale, we dip our toes back into the waters of the Alien franchise. This episode is 4 pitches in one, with a new guest!

 

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THE THREE MUSKETEERS 11' (#120)
#120
12/29/2020

In which Erin brings a very out of the box pitch for the Three Musketeers, based off of the very mediocre 2011 film.

 

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STEEL w/ guest Russ Burlingame and Jon Bogdanove (#119)
#119
12/25/2020

Merry Christmas to us all! Comicbook.com's very own Russ Burlingame @russburlingame brings his A-game with a stellar pitch...but he also brings along friend and comic book writer/artist Jon Bogdanove, one of the creators behind the character Steel in the DC comics!  What an insane time!

 

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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG w/ guest nic Woolfe and Nick Berger (#118)
#118
12/23/2020

Nic and Nick return to the show with an epic lore dump for how to make a Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Editors note - Jim Carrey was the highlight of that film.

 

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GAME OF DEATH (#117)
#117
12/17/2020

Alright Bruce Lee fans, the time is finally here. Brandon gives a wonderful pitch for what Game of Death may have actually been aiming for.

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ALIEN RESURRECTION w/ guest Vic Grubbs (#116)
#116
11/19/2020

In which Vic @vicjay796 brings us one of the worst that the Alien series has to offer, and offers a fun 90's pitch in it's stead!

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TANGO AND CASH (#115)
#115
11/12/2020

In which the team breaks down Tango and Cash in all it's 80's glory. This show is brought to you by ALL of our dear patrons and especially by; Producer level patrons Jessica Gronsbell, Aaron Nowick, Lou Wilkerson and Seth Decker. It is also brought to you by Executive Producer level patron Erin Moriarty. Thank you all for the continued support!

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I, FRANKENSTEIN (#114)
#114
11/05/2020

 In which Josh joins the show as a guest host in a most unfortunate episode, a very terrible awful movie that includes Frankenstein's monster in a leading role (without much involvement in the plot).  

 

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DOLITTLE 2020 (#113)
#113
10/29/2020

In which Erin launches her first pitch for how to fix one of the most 'cobbled together in post' films of the year. We take a tonally dissonant item like Dolittle, and she gives us "What if Spielberg's War Horse was about someone who could talk to animals?". What a great time!

 

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THE HOST w/ guest Micah from Below Freezing (#112)
#112
10/22/2020

In which Micah @micahreneeb from Below Freezing @below32pod returns to the show to pitch a MUCH more book accurate version of The Host, but with feature film presentation in mind. Jesse gets annoyed, Seth gets confused, and we all agree aliens that fix global warming don't really seem like a threat!

 

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ROBOCOP 2 (#111)
#111
10/15/2020

In which Jesse bring RoboCop 2 to the chopping block. We fix an alright film and punch it up into greatness using some ideas from the Frank Miller comics and some ideas of our own...

 

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