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The Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 9 & 10 (from the Vault #684)
Soft Serve vs Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream will be the swirls that ladle the cream into your dream.
This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E9 (”…Someone Likes Me as a Member”) and S1 E10 (”Chidi’s Choice”).
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Infinite Book of Inkjets | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 5
Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three free.
These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.
These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “The Last Book Written by a Human,” “Infinite Potential: Part II,” and “Inkjet Rising.”
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Underbelly of Clouds | All Intros 983 - 986 for Memorial Day
Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full Limbic. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend!
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The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 7 & 8 (from the Vault #680)
Fancy boots are made for sleep and that's just what you'll do!
This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E7 (”The Eternal Shriek”) and S1 E8 (”Most Improved Player”).
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Banana Butter | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 5
Scooter will cater to you with a tale as meandering and pliable as perfectly temperate butter. You might not dream about organizational double binds like Michael but you’ll certainly find the stairway to dreamland.
This episode (kind of) recaps Arrested Development S1 E5 (”Charity Drive”) and Succession S1 E4 **(”Sad Sack Wasp Trap”).
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Leaf Peep Creek | Walk With Me
We’ll egress through the Woods of my Not Youth and the crunch of leaves will lull you off to sleep while I try to describe the color of old paper.
This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise (rain, birds, leaves, wind, cars, etc.), and it may not be sleepy for all listeners.
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Totes Bernie the Butterfly | Nature Talks Back (from the Vault #681)
Bernie the Butterfly returns to the show to talk tote bags and “5 Seconds of Summer”.
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Frank 13 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Vic prepares to receive his award for Most Resilient Person Ever but first has to take one more trip.
This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.
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Forager | Checking Into Boredom Ep 1
It’s time to check in to a new series that will be very sleepy and very modular as the borer-in-residence tries to get to the bottom of the very serious business of nonsense.
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The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 5 & 6 (from the Vault #677)
Like the wild horses this should carry you away, with a smile on your face. Right to a mill named John Stuart.
Heads up, this episode includes mentions of clowns. Feel free to skip this one if that's not your cup of tea.
This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E5 (”Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis”) and S1 E6 (”What We Owe to Each Other”).
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Scone Secret Club Forever | Snore Trek Deep Space Nine S6 E18
I’ll dance the neurosynaptic boogie woogie off to dreamland as I recap a sleepy episode of Deep Space Nine but mostly try to get to the bottom of how Starfleet cleans their uniforms.
This episode (kind of) recaps Star Trek: Deep Space Nine S6 E18 (”Inquisition”).Â
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Windy's Diner | May the Fourth Be With You
Windy Marstrap and Dewey the Dewback return to talk about diners, secret menus, and intergalactic branding opportunities. Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up this double blind blue milk taste test.
Heads up, there is some discussion of meat and food products in the second half of the episode. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip this one.
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Artist’s Journey | Stan Chronicles 2 | Nuns in Space 2 (from the Vault #679)
Scooter and Stan make the most of their situation, with an artist’s journey right into the jaws of love.
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Nap Divine | Crossover
Sir Cadian’s rhythms will have you lulling off to dreamland as Scoots pays tribute to a friend and naps of all kinds.
Be sure to listen to Matt Hoffman’s new podcast Bub & Pop! And check out his newsletter, to nap, divine, for more of his work!
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La Cava | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 4
Scoots is getting silly like straws and string as he reads a story about headsets and a nice kind of weightiness.
These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the story “The Cave”.
The book is out now on e-book, paperback, and hardback. Learn more at aiyasaya.com
These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. The first story talks a lot about artificial intelligence. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.
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Tahani and Jason | The Good Place to Sleep S1 E3&4 (from the Vault #674)
Look around at all the dreamy details in the good place.
Heads up, this episode mentions clowns a few times. They are mentioned in a sleepy way, but feel free to skip this one if that’s not your cup of tea.
This sleepified episode recaps the first S1 E3 (”Tahani Al-Jamil”) and S1 E4 (”Jason Mendoza”) of The Good Place.
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Doggy Bag Boundary | A Succesion of Restful Developments Ep 4
And the award for most dreamy, meandering recap goes to tonight’s episode about tall bushes, chronological limbo, and thousands of hundreds of boats.
This episode (kind of) recaps Arrested Development S1 E4 (”Key Decisions”) and Succession S1 E3 (”Lifeboats”).
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Making of Get Besos in the Sky PI
Cozy up with the fuzzy bud of your choice as I go behind the scenes on this mashup series and try to identify the fulcrum point of creative constraint.
Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode.
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The Lemonade Experience (from the Vault #678)
A perfect view, with the perfect drink, made for relaxing whether it is country time or bedtime.
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Fanthropology | Trending Tuesday
Your favorite sentient lump of lentils is here to teach us about the palaces within us and the journeys of friendship you can find along one famous creek.
This episode was recorded in January before James Van Der Beek crossed the rainbow bridge. If you’d like to support medical research in his honor, you can do so here and here.
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Salt Bloom | Crossover
We’ll bob along in a buoyant, saline slumber as Scooter tells us about a brave little captain and its search for friends.
Enjoy this crossover tribute to Salt Bloom. You can learn more about the series and Local Files Club here.
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The Stan Chronicles Ep 1 | Nuns in Space S2 E1 (from the Vault #676)
Where better to be waiting than in a cloud with your best friend. The best way out? Encouragement of his artistic side.
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Grapes of Khan Part 2 | Snore Trek
Our sensors indicate that we’ve got some fairly dated references incoming. Fortunately, the friendship of Kirk and Spock is enough to keep us warm and safe on a bed of jello jigglers that will wobble us off to dreamland.
Enjoy this very sleepy, meandering recap of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan!
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Frank 12 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Let the sounds of plopping leaves carry you off to dreamland as Vic comes home and learns about joy tiredness.
This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.
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Ray’s Pirates of the Caribbean (from the Vault #675)
A slow meandering boat ride with a moment-by-moment, meandering analysis of two theme park attractions with the same name by a man who loves both.
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Sibley / Huckleberry Preserve | Walk With Me
My mind will wander and loop like the trails of Sibley Preserve as a path of firs and shrubs guide you off to dreamland.
This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise (animal sounds, car sounds, wind, etc). Feel free to skip it if that’s not your cup of tea.
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Parade of Charades | Trending Tuesday
Settle into a perfectly tempered pocket of your own design as I tell a tale never told about six weeks in September, the middle of the Earth, and a lot of charades.
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The Good Place to Sleep | S1 E1&2 (from the Vault #670)
Tonight's sleep will be as heavenly as sweet swirls of fro-yo, flavored with with box-tie dreams.
Heads up, this episode contains repeated mentions of red-nosed circus friends and a man whose name is Gummer but with N’s instead of M’s.
This sleepified episode recaps the first S1 E1 (”Everything is Fine”) and S1 E2 (”Flying”) of The Good Place.
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Nanofeather Baseball | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 3
I’m gettin’ all interludey with it as I reinterpret some readings and do my best to describe nanofeathers.
These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “Baseball” and “Space Junk, Part 1”.
The book is out now on e-book, paperback, and hardback. Learn more at aiyasaya.com
These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. The first story talks a lot about artificial intelligence. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.
The show really...
Countdown in the Sky | Get Besos in the Sky PI 19
We’ll press pause on our tale for now as I do my best impression of the weather. All will be well, according to Richie and James and Simon and G and DK.
Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode.
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Skywriter | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #668)
Painting with clouds is never easy, so its the perfect time for Scooter to get on the CB and get to the bottom of why the sky is not full of more writing.
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Leafing Through Guides | New York State
It turns out there’s not a lot I know about the state that I call home, but I do know that reading travel guides is one boring path to dreamland.
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Cousin Cornball | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 3
My Foibles Flyer is carrying its fair share of tangents as I talk about dreams of bells and bikes and cornball machines.
This episode (kind of) recaps S1 E3 (”Bring Up Buster” of Arrested Development and S1 E2 (”Sloppy Show at the Fun Factory”) of Succession.
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Girl from the Themepark Series Review (from the Vault #673)
Where do the bedtime stories that put you to sleep come from and how are they formed? Fall asleep as I answer those questions with a look back on our most recent series.
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Epic Universe | Scoots with a View
I’ll lead you through the portal to dreamland as I try to figure out when a kiosk isn’t a structure and when a building is really a dome.
This episode was recorded on location from a hotel room. There is some ambient noise, so it might not be sleepy for all listeners.
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Ms. Shipton’s Travelling Tea Shop | Crossover
A keeper of the cauldron will concoct the perfect bedtime brew while I see how many ways I can meow.
Enjoy this crossover tribute to “Ms. Shipton’s Traveling Tea Shop”. You can learn more about the series and Local Files Club here.
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Caretaker’s Carousel | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #669)
Let this last episode go around and around like a carousel that progresses through your dreams and into hers.
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Grapes of Khan Part 1 | Snore Trek
I’m just an illogical asset with a mouthful of grapes, but all will be well as Kirk and Spock reverse the polarity of jelly to boringly go where no movie recap has gone before.
Enjoy this very sleepy, meandering recap of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan!
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Ray Recaps the Great New York State Fair
Scooter’s neighbor Ray is here to tell you all about the llama costume contest, microscopic balloons, and the backside of the butter sculpture.Â
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Parting of the Ways | Sleepin’ with Doctor Who (from the Vault #667)
Time to say goodnight and goodbye, let the heart of the Tardis warm you as you rest. No worries, new friends await.
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