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Cloudy Hide and Seek | Stan Chronicles 7 | Nuns in Space S2 E7 (from the Vault #696)
After smelling baked goods, Scooter and Stan search for a cloud puppy. You'll drift off like a vapor.
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Hilton Buena Vista Palace | Scoots on a Balcony
I’ll do some binoculing and tree-spotting as I take in the view of a bucket list balcony. But mostly, I’ll be here to keep you company as we find the path to dreamland.
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Fletch Factor Boredown | Trending Tuesday
Waka waka waka, let’s you and me talk-a you off to dreamland as the light of the moon floats onto this boredown in a quarry.
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Allegiance | Star Trek TNG S3 E18 (from the Vault #697)
Dine by candlelight, tonight with Jean Luc. You'll be confused, but you can rest as he is working out all the puzzles.
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Meandering Barefoot Path | Checking Into Boredom Ep 5
Scooter’s story will meander like an actual path through the trees while we follow the tactile touch of red clay off to dreamland.
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T2: Last Playground | Novelizers Crossover
You can’t smell a flower and blow a whistle at the same time, but you can listen to a sleepy novelization about our old friends John and Mer Nator. Let the muh muh muh of a dirtbike lull you off to dreamland.
This is a crossover with The Novelizers podcast.
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If You Have Been Listening Longer Than a Year Please Listen to This
Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year.Â
As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the ten people still listening? Are you the one person in the room hearing me and paying attention?
Are you the one person in the room whose life has been changed by the show so much you are willing to overcome all the natural, normal obstacles in your way?
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Fun Food, Fun Houses at The Great New York State Fair, Part 2 | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #695)
Sleep will be the attraction as I take a look at all the fun and food around the fair. Since I can’t make it this year, my lulling imagination will have to take me there.
This episode contains repeated descriptions of food products and sugar.
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Cake Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E1
Our return to the tent will defy gravity as we roll of to dreamland on a river of raspberry ripple.Â
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Troi’s in Charge | Snore Trek TNG S5 E5 (from the Vault #694)
You’ll be sleeping like Brother John by the end of this episode, where Counselor Troi takes command and Picard hangs with the winners of the science fair.
This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: The Next Generation S5 E5 (”Disaster”).
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As Fair as a State Fair, The Great New York State Fair, Part 1 (from the Vault #692)
Some musings about butter sculptures, history and a roller coaster called love.
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...Diaphanous Dandelions | Pickwick 1 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Join Scoots as he reads a new old novel and tries to wrap his head around what it means to say a word in the Pickwickian sense.
This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring and meandering, but it may tangentially touch on subjects that some viewers may not find sleepy.
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Summertime Fearless Flyer Holidays 2025
A tantalizingly tender path to dreamland lies in the alliterative pages of a Fearless Flyer from last year’s cozy season. Who’re you calling an oblong loaf?
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Commander’s Craft Fair | Stan Chronicles 6 | Nuns in Space S2 E6 (from the Vault #693)
Stan is a rock solid best friend.
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Maple's Grits for Dolly | Checking Into Boredom Ep 4
Tangerine Tangent will take you off to dreamland faster than I can say mixelplix grits.
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Orlando Convention Center | Walk With Me
I’m walking beyond where the sidewalk ends which just so happens to be the streets of Orlando but also the path to Dreamland.
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Michael's Gambit | Good Place to Sleep Ep 13 (from the Vault #691)
Close you eyes as we close out the season. As you turn on the night-light, a lightbulb will go off for Eleanor, goodnight.
This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E13 (”Michael’s Gambit”).
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Silliest Gingerbread Surprise | Trending Tales Rarely Told
A couple tongue-tied moments will lead us down the path to dreamland with a tale about friends and party games and the foibles we share in the deep, dark night.
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Infinite Space for Dodes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 6
Scoots will shuffer you off to dreamland with a few stories that map the stellar cartography of good sleep.
These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.
These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “Toadeater,” “Space Junk: Part II”, and “Infinite Potential: Part III.”
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Promfree | Stan Chronicles 5 | Nuns in Space S2 E5 (from the Vault #690)
Put on your dancing shoes and hang your streams for a night under the stars. Attend a dream prom where you don’t need a date, just joy.
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Dog Bed Greeting | All Intros 992 - 995
Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk for the umpteenth time about Oscar the Grouch’s legs.
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Turtle-Friendly Turtle Wax | All Intros 988 - 991 for 4th of July
This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of Zubaz.
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The Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 11 & 12 (from the Vault #687)
Drift off as our intro reclaims bog sand and Eleanor holds doors to enable your snores.
This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E11 (”What’s My Motivation”) and S1 E12 (”Mindy St. Claire”).
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Mars, Moranis & Curry Seltzer | Pitching Roman | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #689)
Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories leads down a meandering road to me pitching my challenge coin belt on a seltzer movie.
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Dino Institute Rover, Part 2 | Brick Builder
Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything.
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Letter to a Younger Soda Machine Self | Stan Chronicles Ep 4 | Nuns in Space S2 E4 (from the Vault #686)
We find out the origin of Stan’s name and it is full of numerals, running on and on like the sweet humming at the back of the fridge that keeps your dreams cool…as cool as the James Dean of soda machines.
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Perfumed Bells | Checking Into Boredom Ep 3
The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay.
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Before I Dance With You, Mr. Spy | Bored Game Unboxing
Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game.
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Mothership Connection with Carole King (from the Vault #688)
Slip into a neon ship as Carole King takes the funk out of bedtime.
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Be Our Guest | Trending Tuesday
Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff.
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Author, Author | Snore Trek Voyager S7 E20
Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples.
This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: Voyager S7 E20 (”Author, Author”).
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Smelling Space | Stan Chronicles 3 | Nuns in Space S2 E3 (from the Vault #683)
Stan and Scooter have to deal with a mac and cheesy situation full of spaghetti ohs!
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Frank 14 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Our story comes to an end as Vic and Frankie get some sleep and Walton heads back to his sister.
This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.
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Drury Plaza Hotel Orlando | Ray on a Balcony
A slew of second stories will act like steps to dreamland as my neighbor Ray talks about hotel history, walkin’ for the fun of it, and nice, flat pillows.
This episode was recorded on location, so it features some background noise like air conditioning, distant voices, and traffic sounds. There’s also some brief descriptions of food near the end. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip this one and listen to one of our in-studio episodes.
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Cloud Tower (from the Vault #685)
Tonight’s story will have you dancing across the sky like the cream inside some breaking clouds. A tower watches the traffic to a magical place with mud bogs and Rudolph.
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Mechanical Music Man | Checking Into Boredom Ep 2
Would you care for a bedtime story, m’lays? Well, we’ve got one here, care of Sundries Supervisor, that should provide a safe place to find dreamland while Scooter drones on about music festivals and a hot tub that’s all soap.
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Dino Institute Rover, Part 1 | Brick Builder
Somehow my ability to explain brick-building instructions has become even more convoluted, but that’s okay because where there’s a will, there’s a forte.
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The Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 9 & 10 (from the Vault #684)
Soft Serve vs Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream will be the swirls that ladle the cream into your dream.
This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E9 (”…Someone Likes Me as a Member”) and S1 E10 (”Chidi’s Choice”).
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Infinite Book of Inkjets | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 5
Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three free.
These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.
These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “The Last Book Written by a Human,” “Infinite Potential: Part II,” and “Inkjet Rising.”
The book is out now on e-book, paperback, a...
Underbelly of Clouds | All Intros 983 - 986 for Memorial Day
Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full Limbic. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend!
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