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Like the wild horses this should carry you away, with a smile on your face. Right to a mill named John Stuart.

Heads up, this episode includes mentions of clowns. Feel free to skip this one if that's not your cup of tea.

This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E5 (”Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis”) and S1 E6 (”What We Owe to Each Other”).

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I’ll dance the neurosynaptic boogie woogie off to dreamland as I recap a sleepy episode of Deep Space Nine but mostly try to get to the bottom of how Starfleet cleans their uniforms.

This episode (kind of) recaps Star Trek: Deep Space Nine S6 E18 (”Inquisition”). 

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Windy Marstrap and Dewey the Dewback return to talk about diners, secret menus, and intergalactic branding opportunities. Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up this double blind blue milk taste test.

Heads up, there is some discussion of meat and food products in the second half of the episode. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip this one.

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Scooter and Stan make the most of their situation, with an artist’s journey right into the jaws of love.

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Sir Cadian’s rhythms will have you lulling off to dreamland as Scoots pays tribute to a friend and naps of all kinds.

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Scoots is getting silly like straws and string as he reads a story about headsets and a nice kind of weightiness.

These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the story “The Cave”.

The book is out now on e-book, paperback, and hardback. Learn more at aiyasaya.com

These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. The first story talks a lot about artificial intelligence. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.

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Look around at all the dreamy details in the good place.

Heads up, this episode mentions clowns a few times. They are mentioned in a sleepy way, but feel free to skip this one if that’s not your cup of tea.

This sleepified episode recaps the first S1 E3 (”Tahani Al-Jamil”) and S1 E4 (”Jason Mendoza”) of The Good Place.

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And the award for most dreamy, meandering recap goes to tonight’s episode about tall bushes, chronological limbo, and thousands of hundreds of boats.

This episode (kind of) recaps Arrested Development S1 E4 (”Key Decisions”) and Succession S1 E3 (”Lifeboats”).

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Cozy up with the fuzzy bud of your choice as I go behind the scenes on this mashup series and try to identify the fulcrum point of creative constraint.

Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode.

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A perfect view, with the perfect drink, made for relaxing whether it is country time or bedtime.

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Your favorite sentient lump of lentils is here to teach us about the palaces within us and the journeys of friendship you can find along one famous creek.

This episode was recorded in January before James Van Der Beek crossed the rainbow bridge. If you’d like to support medical research in his honor, you can do so here and here.

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We’ll bob along in a buoyant, saline slumber as Scooter tells us about a brave little captain and its search for friends.

Enjoy this crossover tribute to Salt Bloom. You can learn more about the series and Local Files Club here.

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Where better to be waiting than in a cloud with your best friend. The best way out? Encouragement of his artistic side.

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Our sensors indicate that we’ve got some fairly dated references incoming. Fortunately, the friendship of Kirk and Spock is enough to keep us warm and safe on a bed of jello jigglers that will wobble us off to dreamland.

Enjoy this very sleepy, meandering recap of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan!

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Let the sounds of plopping leaves carry you off to dreamland as Vic comes home and learns about joy tiredness.

This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.

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A slow meandering boat ride with a moment-by-moment, meandering analysis of two theme park attractions with the same name by a man who loves both.

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My mind will wander and loop like the trails of Sibley Preserve as a path of firs and shrubs guide you off to dreamland.

This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise (animal sounds, car sounds, wind, etc). Feel free to skip it if that’s not your cup of tea.

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Settle into a perfectly tempered pocket of your own design as I tell a tale never told about six weeks in September, the middle of the Earth, and a lot of charades.

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Tonight's sleep will be as heavenly as sweet swirls of fro-yo, flavored with with box-tie dreams.

Heads up, this episode contains repeated mentions of red-nosed circus friends and a man whose name is Gummer but with N’s instead of M’s.

This sleepified episode recaps the first S1 E1 (”Everything is Fine”) and S1 E2 (”Flying”) of The Good Place.

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I’m gettin’ all interludey with it as I reinterpret some readings and do my best to describe nanofeathers.

These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “Baseball” and “Space Junk, Part 1”.

The book is out now on e-book, paperback, and hardback. Learn more at aiyasaya.com

These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. The first story talks a lot about artificial intelligence. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.

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We’ll press pause on our tale for now as I do my best impression of the weather. All will be well, according to Richie and James and Simon and G and DK.

Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode.

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Painting with clouds is never easy, so its the perfect time for Scooter to get on the CB and get to the bottom of why the sky is not full of more writing.

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It turns out there’s not a lot I know about the state that I call home, but I do know that reading travel guides is one boring path to dreamland.

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My Foibles Flyer is carrying its fair share of tangents as I talk about dreams of bells and bikes and cornball machines.

This episode (kind of) recaps S1 E3 (”Bring Up Buster” of Arrested Development and S1 E2 (”Sloppy Show at the Fun Factory”) of Succession.

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Where do the bedtime stories that put you to sleep come from and how are they formed? Fall asleep as I answer those questions with a look back on our most recent series.

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I’ll lead you through the portal to dreamland as I try to figure out when a kiosk isn’t a structure and when a building is really a dome.

This episode was recorded on location from a hotel room. There is some ambient noise, so it might not be sleepy for all listeners.

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A keeper of the cauldron will concoct the perfect bedtime brew while I see how many ways I can meow.

Enjoy this crossover tribute to “Ms. Shipton’s Traveling Tea Shop”. You can learn more about the series and Local Files Club here.

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Let this last episode go around and around like a carousel that progresses through your dreams and into hers.

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I’m just an illogical asset with a mouthful of grapes, but all will be well as Kirk and Spock reverse the polarity of jelly to boringly go where no movie recap has gone before.

Enjoy this very sleepy, meandering recap of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan!

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Scooter’s neighbor Ray is here to tell you all about the llama costume contest, microscopic balloons, and the backside of the butter sculpture. 

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Time to say goodnight and goodbye, let the heart of the Tardis warm you as you rest. No worries, new friends await.

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Follow the second star to the right and straight on until boring while I read a sleepy story where all will be well.

These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode’s story is called “Pixel”. 

The e-book is now available for pre-order here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0G7L4G32G

The paperback and hardback copies release on March 1st. Learn more at aiyasaya.com

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Old Nodderingham and Fuddy Fudrucker will meander on the radio in the Towns on the series of the podcast that puts you to sleep. Our PI’s got some thoughts on marble fountains, that’s for sure.

Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode.

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Don’t worry about hanging on or racing carts, if sleeping were an olympic event you would get a gold medal.

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There’s a lot of discussion of hose positions as Michael B tells a chill version of me about the Tom Wambsgans of his dreams while Greg and Buster offer up a path to dreamland.

This episode (kind of) recaps S1 E1 of Succession (”Celebration”) and Arrested Development (”Pilot”).

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This episode will be as calming as combing a doll’s hair and as welcoming as a pool of tepid water. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend. Thanks for listening!

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A sustaining journey goes around and around, meandering like a canoe ride.

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You’ll bob and float off to dreamland like a pool noodle in the sea, or I guess you could call it a sea noodle. Either way we’ll be noodling on some tangents.

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Have a slice of key limestone pie as Vic talks about how no one gets him, man.

This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.

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Game shows float in space while reality is on hold. The Doctor, Jack and Rose will play across your dreams.

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