100% Eat

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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in? 

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The Fuggler of Betrayal %% Buffalo Wild Wings Fright Feast Menu
Today at 7:00 AM

A Trojan Horse planted by Cheap Ass Gamer finally pays off as Our Heroes have a FRIGHTFUL time at Buffalo Wild Wings. Would vampires really not eat these wings? They're not that garlicky. They're kind of garlicky? BOO! Now who's scared?

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We Got Used to the Smell? - Jack in the Box Ride Along
We Got Used to the Smell? - Jack in the Box Ride Along episode artwork
Last Thursday at 1:00 PM

The smell is still there and around and we're not EATING in this STINK! We ate inside the sensory nightmare Jack in the Box. Check out our new TV for retro gaming.

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It STINKS %% Jack in the Box Treehouse of Horror Meal
10/06/2026

Something died. Or the sewer exploded. It's BAD. And we're not even talking about the food. But imagine eating in a sewer. That's what this episode smells like. We can hardly stand it but we're bringing it TO YOU because these are OUR HEROES. Enjoy this more than we enjoy Jack in the Box, which is on thin ice.

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The Fuggler of Apology - Mighty Fine Ride Along
The Fuggler of Apology - Mighty Fine Ride Along episode artwork
10/01/2026

Nick is still the harbinger of good and, luckily for Cheap Ass Gamer, he is also generous in accepting gifts. You know what you did, Jared. Nick knows this. You're absolved.

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Pronounce Our Names Wrong for Mustard %% Mighty Fine Burgers Bijan Dijan Mustard Burge
09/29/2026

Hey mustard-lovers, Our Heroes head to local favorite Mighty Fine where Michael has definitely been or maybe not been before. Who knows? Also who knows how to say anyone name right? What we do know is you better get this burger as a double because it does NOT work as a single.

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ICE and Grease - Hopdoddy Ride Along
ICE and Grease - Hopdoddy Ride Along episode artwork
09/24/2026

Our life long dream is to wash our hands again because of this burger. Big Al's Pizza is STILL NOT OPEN! Look at all these hats. Dracula 2000 time, boys.

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The Greasiest Burger Ever Made %% Hopdoddy Bierhaus Wagyu Burger
09/22/2026

Sauce Monkey jr is learning consequences and Our Heroes are tackling an Austin favorite: Hopdoddy. Bring a towel because this is the greasiest thing we've ever eaten. Ever. Will this affect the final score? Yes. Grab your Apple Trio(?) and watch this!

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Harbinger of Good - Burger King Ride Along
Harbinger of Good - Burger King Ride Along episode artwork
09/17/2026

Our Heroes had to go to 2 different BKs to get the Dragon Ball meal but they did it. Sort of. Either way, Sauce Monkey is bringing you good tidings, bit*h.

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Chicken Nuggets Kaioken x100 %% Burger King Dragon Ball Super Meal
09/15/2026

Last time on 100% Eat, Our Heroes are searched harder for these new Burger King Dragon Ball Super meals harder than anyone looked for the Dragon Balls. But with help from an unlikely ally in The Sauce Monkey, we're finally able to try the Super Saiyan sauce. But only one dip each?! Was this any good? Find out next time on 100% Eat.

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Pretzel Party in the Streets - Auntie Anne's Ride Along
Pretzel Party in the Streets - Auntie Anne's Ride Along episode artwork
09/10/2026

More like Walk Along. Our Heroes are in the streets with Graysie getting the mozzarella pretzel nuggets but they GOTTA compare them to a NY Pretzel... oh... that's it...? Well maybe WETZELS will stand strong here. Grab an umbrella.

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Graysie Gets Pretzels LIVE %% Auntie Anne's Mozzarella Stuffed Pretzel Nuggets LIVE From the Bell House
09/08/2026

Uhhh ignore how the video looks. You should have seen it before. Our Heroes meet up with Graysie in Brooklyn for live episode from the Bell House. Graysie wanted pretzels and she got pretzels, not just from Auntie Anne's. She also got toys so she doesn't get bored. And stay tuned for a very special YouReview.

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Just Say Yes - A&W Ride Along
Just Say Yes - A&W Ride Along episode artwork
09/03/2026

The Entity gave Our Heroes the chicken sandwiches and Nick rang the bell. Don't worry, he ate the parking lot shrimp. It's two chickens in the buns. What the HELL did we get??? Is it fish? Don't ask questions.

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The Entity Feeds Us Chicken? %% A&W Chicken Sandwich
09/01/2026

Our Heroes head to A&W to check out their FIRST EVER chicken sandwich. Oh they don't have it? That's okay because a magical entity has arrived to fulfill their request. Wait. Is this... fish?

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Michael: Not a Tajin Guy - Taco Bell Ride Along
Michael: Not a Tajin Guy - Taco Bell Ride Along episode artwork
08/27/2026

Don't worry, Michael feels better now. Grab pack and shack it on the ice cold taco! Bite transition.

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You Owe Sauce Monkey a New Phone %% Taco Bell Tajin Menu
08/25/2026

Our Heroes just saw Graysie and we all have to buy Nick a new phone? Why? It's a huge mystery. Either way, we head back to Taco Bell to check out this new Tajin menu which is only medium Tajin. Michael doesn't even LIKE Tajin. Look, it was either this or the decades menu again and that's been a consistent miss.

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Marco’s the Long Way - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along
Marco’s the Long Way - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along episode artwork
08/20/2026

Welcome to Marco’s. We're closed. Go somewhere else. Maybe another Marco’s. Join Our Heroes as we go to the outskirts of Hutto to get pizza. As much as this sounds like a Star Wars reference, it's not. At least these wings stink. Nooooooooo

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We Can't Win with Marco's %% Marco's NYXL Pizza
08/18/2026

Most places have 2 ovens and NONE of them WORK! Go somewhere else, like maybe a Marco's that's further away. Sauce Monkey is in a defensive mood because he didn't get a second pizza. "No" - Sauce Monkey. Anyway the boneless wings stink weird style. Grab a quarter of a pizza and enjoy this episode.

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Bagless Fries - Wendy's Ride Along
Bagless Fries - Wendy's Ride Along episode artwork
08/13/2026

Our Heroes got the Pretzel Pub but ordered it with spicy chicken, (100% Eat style) something you cannot do through the app! They don't believe it's actually going to be right though and even if it is, will it be good? Either way, hold these fries. They didn't give us a bag. All us.

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WE SAVE WENDY'S AGAIN %% Wendy's Pretzel Pub
08/11/2026

Our Heroes (with some bug assistance) have BROUGHT BACK the Wendy's Pretzel Pub. THEY didn't want to. WE did it. But is it GOOD?!?!

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Calling Out Chapped Ass Gamer - KFC Ride Along
Calling Out Chapped Ass Gamer - KFC Ride Along episode artwork
08/06/2026

Mayor Mandani, you're invited to our live show on September 3. Anyway Nick didn't pick this and he's mad. He's so mad and petty, he quits. Check out Cheap Ass Gamer and don't eat at gas stations.


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The Soda Exploded %% KFC Popcorn Chicken
08/04/2026

Our Heroes are BACK just like KFC's Popcorn Chicken. Can these bite sized nuggets save this much maligned chicken shack or is this just not as good as we remember? Honestly they're nailing it on the price point but it takes more than COST to save a restaurant. Also Nick is mad we picked this, you Chapped Ass Gamer.

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We Go the Long Way - Carl's Jr Ride Along
We Go the Long Way - Carl's Jr Ride Along episode artwork
07/30/2026

Graysie's gotta see this Spongebob painting and Michael's reached a point where he's OVER Nick's Picks. Casey's is here. NOW! This is down here, up here. NOW! This is pre-Heat stream and we were really expecting A LOT of heat. And it's FINE!

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Sauce Monkey Looksmaxxing %% Carl's Jr Chickenmaxx Sandwich
07/28/2026

Our Heroes will hear no more of Nick's gas station food wants. We're bone smashers now, looking hotter than ever and eating a chicken sandwich that kind of tastes like cafeteria food. Time to film our own commercial for this place. Pigs together strong. Overcome the man in the mansion!

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CuckCouple’s Long Ride Along Adventure - Firehouse Subs Ride Along
CuckCouple’s Long Ride Along Adventure - Firehouse Subs Ride Along episode artwork
07/23/2026

Our Heroes pick up two drifters from the airport but leave James and Elyse behind. We've got a LONG drive ahead of us but that's okay because there's only one person working at this sandwich shop. Enjoy one of the longest Ride Alongs of ALL TIME.

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The CuckCouple Picked This %% Firehouse Subs Smokin Honey Melts
07/21/2026

The CUCKCOUPLE are here?!? James & Elyse are still at the airport. This is a different couple. Don't question Nick's driving, he could have made it. We almost got all the food! The couple picked this and there's only 1 person working. Everyone else? Poopose? Oh Poop Hose.

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Alamo SUCKS - Chick-fil-A Ride Along
Alamo SUCKS - Chick-fil-A Ride Along episode artwork
07/16/2026

Have you seen Toy Story 5 yet or have you been North of the wall? Sauce Monkey is getting to the bottom of this and it doesn't matter if you get the hubbas. Anyway check out this pimento cheese, Erick.

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MORE Honey on Chicken Sandwiches? %% Chick-fil-A Honey Pepper Pimento Sandwich
07/14/2026

Nick's back and we learn about his father Sweets Monkey. Our Heroes are eating more chicken with honey because this trend refuses to end but does Chick-fil-A do it best? Get your Chick-fil-A Play apps ready and spill water in your laps. And STAY TUNED for a SPECIAL ENDING we've NEVER done before!

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Microwaved Clams & Mustard Watermelon - Delayed Justice LIVE at Home Brew Austin
Microwaved Clams & Mustard Watermelon - Delayed Justice LIVE at Home Brew Austin episode artwork
07/11/2026

Our Hero Judges are ready to rule on some cases that slipped through the cracks. Live from Home Brew Austin, court stenographer Eric will read the crimes to Judges Michael & Jordan to get a ruling. Luckily there's not hungry little monkeys scampering around for a taste. On the docket: mustard watermelon, burger juice, microwaved clams in oatmeal, and MORE!

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We, You, God - Jimmy John's Ride Along
We, You, God - Jimmy John's Ride Along episode artwork
07/09/2026

Our Heroes are on their way back to the house after getting all the free smells they can handle. Throw this one up on the TV and contemplate our roster of characters. 100 texts later, its bed time.

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Blasting on a JBL Speaker %% Jimmy John's Fetty W(r)ap Meal
07/07/2026

Our Heroes say Hey What's Up Hello to Jimmy John's and the new Fetty W(r)ap meal. How do you even say this? Whatever. Get your slappers ready, we recap our live show and Nick's Spurs game experience. Sauce Monkey is a natural vlogger. Oh yeah, the food. What's the point of this? We miss Sauce Monkey Classic.

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QuikTrip Enjoyers - QuikTrip Ride Along
QuikTrip Enjoyers - QuikTrip Ride Along episode artwork
07/02/2026

Our Heroes have been to a lot of places and this gas station was good! They had what we wanted and Nick is doing some quick maths. Don't be a tutor and take a bite outta this roller food.

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Pizza from a Gas Station %% Quiktrip Jalapeno Popper Pizza
06/30/2026

Sauce Monkey is focused and it's all background noise so don't worry. Our Heroes try QuikTrip's pizza offering which is almost not pizza? Eric can't say no to roller food & Nick ordered a lot of food. What's up with that deer in the dumpster? Help on pump 3 for old woman.

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Michael Got Triple - Panda Express Ride Along
Michael Got Triple - Panda Express Ride Along episode artwork
06/25/2026

Our Heroes are gonna get STUFFED and watching a car get pulled when it shouldn't. It's dangerous out here and we're gonna get in an accident on purpose. Did you enjoy the thumbnail? It's Nick's best work yet.

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A REPEAT YouReviewer?! %% Panda Express Cantonese BBQ Brisket
06/23/2026

Hey have you played Resident Evil 2 on Nintendo64? Let New Achievement Hunter tell you about it. Our Heroes are seeing if this BBQ Brisket is worth it here in Texas. We're the cutting edge technology so stay tuned for the new RT NFTs. Bad Kids Rise Up and use your electricity callous.

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FEETROOMS Theory Changes EVERYTHING About the Backrooms - Torchy's Tacos Ride Along
FEETROOMS Theory Changes EVERYTHING About the Backrooms - Torchy's Tacos Ride Along episode artwork
06/18/2026

WTF Where the Feet?? Michael clarified. What is this red building? We really get into the DETAILS of Nick's single frozen margarita system.

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WTF Where The Feet %% Torchy's Tacos Frontman Taco
06/16/2026

Our Heroes make sure not to eat the lime as they check out the Best Queso in Austin once again. But it's more than queso, it's nachos, it's taco with too much cucumber, it's 1/2 or 2/3 of a margarita so you don't drink two? Which Quaid are you on the side of? Where's Chris? Let us know if Nick is bad in the comments.

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Stan Helsing, Our Favorite? - Ride Along Whataburger
Stan Helsing, Our Favorite? - Ride Along Whataburger episode artwork
06/11/2026

Our Heroes gotta get a first look at this hot honey chicken sandwich. Who could imagine such a thing?? Hot Honey?! Chicken Sandwich?!? Whataburger is breaking down barriers. Truly unexplored territory.

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Eating Mac n Cheese at the Waterpark? %% Whataburger Hot Honey Crisp Whatachick'n Sandwich
06/09/2026

Who cares about more hot honey? Have you ever been to calamari waterpark or whatever? You can see it, asswipe. Get yourself into the Backrooms and build it so they will... come...? Catch Whataburger on TMZ.

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Returning to 636 - Ride Along Fuddruckers
Returning to 636 - Ride Along Fuddruckers episode artwork
06/04/2026

This is a long drive back to the office so Our Heroes make a pitstop at the old Rooster Teeth office, 636. Remember this place? That's the door where behind it someone worked. It's all your memories in one place. Wow. Also we sit in traffic.

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Fudd Prime vs Fudd Exotics? %% Fuddruckers
06/02/2026

Our Heroes get ruck'd up at Fuddruckers. Really they're more excited to talk about Taco Palenque but that's just because they had lunch with Don Ponco, the owner. No big deal, just making Hero moves. Anyway Fuddruckers is almost good but what's with the cheese? Also you can customize but only kind of? And why is it in a Luby's?

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