The Broskiedoodles

In this very hands-on episode, your boys Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice dive deep into the world of chiropractic wizardry — where Nordic giants named Jan manhandle your spine into oblivion and you pay for the privilege. We talk about Maurice’s passionate (possibly romantic?) weekly encounters with his chiropractor, the shady-sounding “tension gun” used to rearrange his ribs, and why subscription models have even infiltrated bone cracking. Plus, we try to figure out what Pilates is (spoiler: we still don’t know), explore the dark alleyways of pirated podcasting on LimeWire, and discover that boiled chicken is the final form of di...

In this spicy episode of Broskiedoodles, we dive headfirst into the uncanny valley of AI-generated bands—yes, The Velvet Sundown is apparently topping charts with absolutely zero human soul (and probably a sketchy digital footprint). We debate whether this AI music wave is genius or just audio catfishing. We get real about American vs. European coffee, why your colon might hate both, and how hot dogs—yes, HOT DOGS—might be the world’s most misunderstood delicacy. We mourn the fall of Quiznos like it’s a lost love and make a heartfelt (and slightly horny) case for Arby’s comeback...

In this episode, we serve you a hot plate of controversial opinions, mildly researched facts, and top-tier whining. Kiko confesses he thinks travel is overrated (yes, he said it), while Chef Maurice tries to remind him that making memories with your kid is what it's really about. We debate if lab-grown meat is the next culinary revolution or just silicone steak made by science bros in hazmat suits.

We dive deep into the messed-up state of modern medicine (hint: it’s great at patching you up after the disaster), why your high school history book might as we...

In this week’s episode of BroskieDoodles, your favorite duo talk about the world of suburban trash politics. Chef Maurice gets real about a diaper disaster that’s been slow-cooking in his neighbor’s bin for four days (yes, FOUR), all while trying to justify why that diaper was tossed in raw—no bag, no protection, no shame.

We dive into the icy drama on top of the world: Mount Everest. Apparently, climbing it the old-fashioned way (with suffering and borderline death) is so last decade. Now, some Badass and his crew zoomed up in just 5 days using xe...

In this wild ride of an episode, we gallop straight into the uncomfortable (and deeply questionable) cultural mythos of donkey love in Latin America. Yep. That happened. From Uncle Martinez’s legendary tales to asking if corn deserves consent in Nebraska, we’re not holding anything back. We then swerve into the great American tipping trap — are we just handing out cash to people for existing now? Coffee shops, stadiums, pastelito stands… no one is safe.

We reminisce about the golden era of sweaty 13-hour dishwashing shifts on acid, discuss the rise of iPad servers, and even pitch ou...

In this banger of an episode, we dive deep into the upcoming Enhanced Games — aka the Super Saiyan version of the Olympics where athletes are juiced to the gills, legally. We unpack what happens when sports go full Fast & Furious with science: from steroid-fueled sprinters to combat sports that might just delete a man on live TV. Is this the future of sports or just Space Jam with needles? We also throw shade at traditional leagues (sorry, baseball).

We ask the big questions: Do we really care about athlete safety? Should athletes be allowed to turn into ch...

In this spicy little gem of an episode, we dive deep into the chaotic world of baby parties—those adult-hostage situations disguised as children’s celebrations. Kiko and Chef Maurice break down the do’s, don’ts, and “please have alcohols” of organizing kid parties (hint: finger food and bump-friendly bathrooms are a must). We talk about the sacred chaos of prepping for a kid’s birthday party—where anxiety, BBQ judgment, and Chick-fil-A betrayal all collide. Chef Maurice debates tacos vs hot dogs vs his entire reputation, while Funko Kiko strategizes how to avoid adult small talk by hiding in the so...

In this spicy and highly educational episode (you’ll definitely learn something), the BroskieDoodles reunite after a two-week hiatus—Chef Maurice finally escaped the overpriced vegan cafes of San Francisco and landed in Miami, where the heat is real and the women are even realer. We welcome Marco, the Broski Doodles' official pilot (yes, we fly high in many ways), who drops in to talk about life in the skies and being everyone's favorite designated driver.

We dive into the dark times of a Madrid blackout, the tech loopholes of the Amish (spoiler: they love Doritos and TikT...

Welcome to our latest rollercoaster! This episode dives into the wild world of Miami’s fast-paced culinary scene where job hunting is more of a sprint than a marathon. We share our hilarious take on those “interview by tomorrow” gigs, the art of scoping out restaurants (and their killer food) through email, and the quirky perks of working in kitchens where even a simple stage can feel like a one-day slave gig.

We then switch gears to our epic debate on chocolate—yes, we’re comparing Venezuelan cocoa vibes with Swiss precision and musing over whether our taste buds...

This week we dive into the wild ride of being a proud culinary beaner—embracing our heritage while dishing out the brutal truth about life in the kitchen. We roast everything from dodging shady food recommendations and questionable job hookups to the crazy world of Miami chef gigs, including the allure of cooking on a yacht for rich folks. Expect laugh-out-loud banter, a few eye-rolls at outdated stereotypes, and plenty of spicy insights on handling networking like a boss.

We spill all the tea on navigating the wild world of culinary gigs—whether you’re eying that elusiv...

In this spicy episode, we dive headfirst into a mashup of all our favorite hot takes and retro throwbacks. We kick things off by unapologetically owning our accents—because let’s face it, who needs perfect English when you’ve got personality? Then we unwrap our White Lotus review in true no-holds-barred style while dishing on our HBO obsessions. Next up, we reminisce about those wild college sports days (doofskies included) and get deep into the unscripted, behind-the-scenes magic of documentaries—ranging from game-changing sports drama to the genius of movie scores. And yes, we even touch on the heavier...

Hey folks, in this spicy episode we get into everything from the nightmare (and hilarity) of moving—even when it's to a place you think you know—to the wild energy of pride parades in San Francisco and Madrid (with a cheeky nod to our unexpected Puerto Rican guest parade). We also dive into some sports docs and the controversy over those "illegal" MLB bats, then shift gears into the world of AI and robots (because who wouldn’t want a gadget that’s a half-baked genius at cleaning?). And just when you think it’s all tech talk, we take a...

Hey, what’s up, everyone? Welcome back to Broskiedoodles —it’s your boy Kiko Flow here, bringing you another wild ride. In today’s episode, we kick things off with a nod to the legendary Tío Martínez on a payday Friday, waiting for Don Jairo’s bag of Periflower while we reminisce about our Pirate Bay roots (rest in peace, old friend). Then, we blast off into outer space—literally. We’re talking about a NASA rescue mission gone sideways: what was supposed to be an eight-day trip turned into nine months in the ISS. We even joke about wheth...

Hey, welcome back to BroskieDooddles—it's your boy Kiko Flow! In today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the wild ride that is moving. Ever get hit with a quote of $16,000 just to ship a piece of your old IKEA furniture? Yeah, me too. I’m moving from San Francisco to Miami, and let me tell you, the whole process is a mix of madness and hilarity. We break down everything from the pros and cons of hiring movers versus doing it yourself, to the eternal struggle of asking friends for help—if you're gonna call your buddies, make sure to...

In this episode, we dive into the juicy debate on whether your steak doneness reveals your personality – yes, waiters might be onto us! We poke fun at how ordering well-done might secretly hint at your life choices and discuss international meat trends (shoutout to our Spanish pals for keeping it rare). We also share some wild hot pot adventures, debate the “gayness” of using thermometers in the kitchen.

I spill the beans on my relentless hunt for the ultimate bolognese—think chunky, meaty sauce that’s an absolute orgasm in your mouth. I also dive into my pancake di...

Hey folks, in this spicy episode we dish out the hilarious lowdown on life behind the kitchen door. We spill the tea on everything from absurd chef jackets (yes, even the short-sleeve rebels) to the downright ridiculous uniform dramas that make you wonder if size discrimination is on the menu. We riff on why my self-bought gear is way cooler than the standard issue, throw in a wild tangent on suing for the right fit (because why not?) and even ponder the absurdity of self-driving car lawsuits.

We then switch gears to dive into the wonders of...

What’s up, y’all! In this episode of The Broskiedoodles, we’re spilling the tea on some "real life" struggles that hit a little too hard. We kick things off with an awkward work party at a bowling alley (you know, where you’re forced to mingle and pretend you enjoy it), but we also talk about the different kinds of awkwardness and how it’s "so real" when you’re the new guy. Next up, we dive into California’s “smoke breaks”, because here in SF, it could be a "weed break", and hey, we kinda respect how they keep it r...

What’s up, broskies! Welcome to the most badass podcast in all of the Land. It’s your boy Kiko Flow, and as always, I'm here with Chef Maurice, straight from San Francisco, while I'm chillin’ in Madrid. In this episode, we dive headfirst into the phenomenon that was the Jerry Springer Show—a trashy talk show that defined ’90s pop culture. We chat about the Netflix documentary "Fights Camera Action," which spills the tea on how the show really came together, from the behind-the-scenes emotional coaching to the wild, sometimes fake, but always scandalous stories that left a mark on TV...

In this week’s spicy episode of The Broskiedoodles, we dive into all the essential topics no one asked for but everyone needs. We kick it off with MLB gossip about Shohei Otani and Roki Sasaki joining the Dodgers, then roast the Oakland A's as they couch-surf between Sacramento and Vegas. Naturally, that leads us to the deep emotional complexities of being a fan of teams that ghost cities.

Then, Chef Maurice gives us a behind-the-scenes look at life in the kitchen—burn scars, raw potatoes as first aid (yes, really), and some dubious gatekeeping tips for hand...

In this episode of The Broskiedoodles Podcast, we stretch our imaginations—and our hamstrings—while diving into the world of multi-level marketing (MLM) schemes. From "stretchy-stretchy" yoga mats to sketchy pyramid pitches, we unpack the wild ride of MLMs like Herbalife, Mary Kay, and LuLaRoe. Spoiler: those leggings? Not as juicy as promised. We also dissect the MLM cult vibes, why people fall for them, and how they could leave you with a garage full of useless merch and no cash. It’s funny, spicy, and a little sad—kind of like those parties with no babes, just whiteboards. Stay wok...

Welcome to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, where we serve up the spiciest takes on piracy, counterfeit goods, and why your fake Louis Vuitton purse might just be helping the brand. We dive deep into the underground world of pirated movies, soccer jerseys with missing logos, and the ethical dilemma of buying that “Balenciaga” shirt for $20. Kiko shares his dreams of pure gold chains (not the diluted kind, thank you very much), and we debate whether piracy is the worst thing to happen to art—or secretly its best marketing tool. With all the sarcasm and wit you love, this episode will l...

Welcome to Broskiedoodles—your favorite podcast to laugh, cry, and question humanity. In this episode, we tackle the world of airport security, drug smuggling shows, and the mind-boggling miracle of human flight. From Madrid’s architectural wonder of an airport to the absurdity of smuggling booger sugar in a teddy bear, we’ve got sarcasm flying high.

But wait—what if airplanes were more like Vegas? We brainstormed genius (and mildly illegal) ideas for transforming your next flight into the ultimate party in the sky. Think airplane casinos, Hooters wings at 50,000 feet, and stewardesses hosting Family Feud. It's inn...

Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Podcast! This week, it’s all about my latest American Adventure. From baseball stadiums emptier than my fridge on payday to deep dish pizzas in Orlando that left me questioning my digestive system—this trip had it all. My partner experienced the U.S. for the first time and now officially understands the savage portions, endless malls, and SUV nation. Plus, Airbnbs that feel like movie sets and amusement parks that left me feeling 85 years old.

Ever feel like TV shows these days are just really long movies with no ending? Yeah, us t...

Today we’re peeling back the layers of an iconic mystery—does Arizona Iced Tea really still cost 99 cents, or is that just the founder’s “good ol’ days” story? We take a wild trip through the history of the 99-cent can, Amazon hacks, and Costco’s forever $1.50 hot dog. Spoiler: It turns out our beloved Arizona Iced Tea might be a bit of a capitalist mirage. Plus, we brainstorm on how stocking your fridge with Arnold Palmers is a surefire way to impress dates (and keep the vibe recession-proof). Is it a marketing con or an unbreakable commitment to “the people...

Let’s face it, folks: boredom in 2024? It’s pretty much extinct. You can’t even go to the bathroom without a screen in your face, right? And remember those days when we could actually be bored and just let our minds wander? Now, it’s screen-time and dopamine hits on a loop. In this episode, we dig into the reality of being “connected” 24/7, our dependency on devices, and the “joys” of infinite entertainment. And yes, we're guilty too (seriously, we’re watching a show, playing a game, and checking the score all at once—are we even human anymore?). We even t...

In this episode, we take a dive into the world of LEGO and why it’s way more than just a kid’s toy (yes, really!). We kick things off by reminiscing about how LEGO got started way back in Denmark—aka the magical land of innovative toys and tall blondes. Then, we get into how LEGO saw dollar signs with adult fans and realized that broke 30-somethings were more than willing to shell out for some fancy Star Wars sets. From nostalgic LEGO builds to wild price tags, we also take a quick tour of the Nordic countries (they’r...

Join us on this wild ride where we dissect hat trends (ever tried a visor with zero top?), debate handshake etiquette (from limp fish to bone-crushers), and mourn the tragic loss of iconic sports logos to the woke mob. Oh, and we’ll throw in some love for Dodgeball and the "old-school" Aunt Jemima syrup. Expect sarcasm, a dash of absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs in this one!

We’re tackling the Kamala Harris “policies” (if you can call them that) aimed at “supporting” Black men in America. Spoiler alert: the proposals are so vague and cringe-w...

In this episode, we address Trump Victory. We dive into the real questions: Is Halloween even Halloween anymore? With the trick-or-treat scene looking more like a police drill than the free-for-all we grew up with, we’re wondering, are we all just getting too damn paranoid, or have times actually changed? From neighborhood lockdowns to the new “if it’s not decorated, don’t knock” rule, it’s no wonder we’re worried Halloween’s on its last legs. And don’t get us started on the Fourth of July—where are all the blown-off fingers?! We need to bring back the tradi...

Welcome back to The BroskieDoodles, where we’re fresh from a two-week break and jumping right into the juicy stuff. Today, we’re throwing down on everything from doctors without cancer treating cancer, to why your chef better be overweight, and the hilarious truths behind stereotypes. Do lifeguards need to be ripped and blonde? Would you trust a tattoo artist with no ink? And is it cool to have a man as your girl’s OB-GYN? This episode has it all—complete with a shoutout to our resident urologist! We’re bringing our trademark sarcasm, spicy hot takes, and total rand...

What happens when San Francisco’s yoga craze meets urban dwelling? Hint: we might have some future Olympic athletes, or at least breakdancers. In this episode, Maurice and I dive deep into the art of ridiculous nicknames (yes, “Ray Gun” is real), questionable rapper aliases, and how nicknames get stuck to you like that one high school rumor. Oh, and speaking of bizarre, we couldn’t resist dissecting the insanity of Vince McMahon and WWE—seriously, how did they almost run with a storyline where Vince impregnated his own daughter?! Buckle up, it’s a wild ride with concussions, absurd famil...

In this episode of Broskiedoodles, Chef Maurice and I dive deep into some truly spicy topics. First off, we're mourning the end of the Oakland A's era as they head off to Las Vegas—because why not, right? Moneyball didn’t save them this time! We also reminisce about teams that no longer exist, like the Montreal Expos, and why their merch still slaps. Then, things get real weird as Maurice recounts his accidental visit to a nudist beach with his family—cue awkward vibes, lots of dongs, and some questionable beach etiquette. Oh, and naturally, we throw in some g...

In this episode, we dive into some wild topics — starting with the NFL’s latest concussion controversy involving Tua Tacolabalula (okay, we know that’s not his last name, but close enough). We chat about player safety, CTE, and whether football is slowly turning into a crash test dummy sport. Then, we take a detour into betting land, where parlays reign supreme. Are parlays the "lotto for bros"? Probably. And NASCAR fans, don’t get too offended when we poke fun at your, uh, interesting taste in cousins. It’s all love...

We dive into the emotional rollercoas...

Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, the best podcast in the world, and if you disagree, well... you’re right. It’s your boy Kiko, reppin' Madrid while Maurice joins us from San Francisco, where urban versatility reigns supreme. Today, we dive into the latest Vegas insanity—betting pools at the Circa hotel. Picture this: cocktails, pools, and sports betting all day long. We also talk about the Sphere, where UFC fights hit new levels of trippiness, and if that’s not enough, we’re taking on the Stratosphere. Yep, roller coasters on top of skyscrapers—because why not risk your li...

Yo! You already know what time it is! In today’s spicy episode, Chef Maurice and I kick things off by pondering life’s most important question: why do people find competitive eating entertaining? Spoiler alert: Joey Chestnut dunking bread in water isn’t our idea of a good time. We also get a little sophisticated—trashing on British food (yeah, we said it) while crowning Spain and Italy the kings of culinary goodness. Maurice is dropping knowledge straight from San Fran HQ, and things get interesting when we discuss the new Linkin Park. Does the new singer have Chester...

In this episode, we dive deep (and I mean really deep) into the raw reality of San Francisco's Tenderloin district. Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice bring the heat as they share some truly jaw-dropping stories—think public art performances you never wanted to see. We get real about the state of the city, the tough choices ahead, and how shrinkflation is making even your favorite snacks feel a bit… unsatisfying. Oh, and we sprinkle in some bidet talk because why not? If you’re here for unfiltered, spicy banter with a side of urban decay, you’re in the right pl

In today’s episode, we dive into a little tale from my recent adventure to Segovia, a charming town just a short high-speed train ride from Madrid. This place is packed with history, including the Alcázar de Segovia, which looks straight out of a Disney movie (fun fact: it inspired the Disney castles!). We also chat about the ancient Roman aqueducts that still stand tall and how they were an engineering marvel back in the day.

But let’s not forget the food! I devoured nearly a kilo of pork rinds—torreznos, as they call them there—a...

In this episode of the Broskiedoodles podcast, your favorite duo—Kiko Flo, aka Kiko Cervantes, and Chef Maurice—dive into a surprisingly humorous yet thought-provoking discussion about the world's most unhappy countries. We kick things off by challenging your assumptions about what makes a country truly unhappy. Spoiler alert: it's not always about money, freedom, or even macaroni and cheese.

We reveal and react to the top 20 most unhappy countries, starting with some shocking entries like Uzbekistan taking the top spot, followed by the UK—yes, the land of tea, crumpets, and the Queen! We get into the ni...

We talk about Travel Baseball which regards little leagues but where you need to have enough money to travel around the US to play other teams. Some believe this is not condusive to finding the best athletes as it excludes the kids with broke parents. We talk about Breweries and IPA houses that make milkshake as far as I can tell. We dont like nasty beer made with haze and nuts. GIVE ME THE REALs. New trend where trainers offer a money prize if you meet your weight loosing goals and does this really work?

We talk about the soon to be available Sarco Pods that allow you to practice Eutanasia on yourself, via an assisted Pod. And it only cost 20 Dollars. We talk about Running Clubs appearing in the US where you wear black to indicate you are single, and ready to mingle. Techology and Social Media has made it easier for people to get together and celebrate their different werid interests. For example, being a Swinger which is pretty wild.

We talk the assassination attempt on the former president Donald Trump. We talk about Engagement Farming, how it works and how we bet you have seen it too. We talk about the crazy Super Sperm Donor which appears in the new Netflix documentary. Its a cooky episode but a fun one nonetheless. Come ride and let go papi!