The Broskiedoodles

In this episode of The Broskiedoodles Podcast, we stretch our imaginations—and our hamstrings—while diving into the world of multi-level marketing (MLM) schemes. From "stretchy-stretchy" yoga mats to sketchy pyramid pitches, we unpack the wild ride of MLMs like Herbalife, Mary Kay, and LuLaRoe. Spoiler: those leggings? Not as juicy as promised. We also dissect the MLM cult vibes, why people fall for them, and how they could leave you with a garage full of useless merch and no cash. It’s funny, spicy, and a little sad—kind of like those parties with no babes, just whiteboards. Stay wok...

Welcome to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, where we serve up the spiciest takes on piracy, counterfeit goods, and why your fake Louis Vuitton purse might just be helping the brand. We dive deep into the underground world of pirated movies, soccer jerseys with missing logos, and the ethical dilemma of buying that “Balenciaga” shirt for $20. Kiko shares his dreams of pure gold chains (not the diluted kind, thank you very much), and we debate whether piracy is the worst thing to happen to art—or secretly its best marketing tool. With all the sarcasm and wit you love, this episode will l...

Welcome to Broskiedoodles—your favorite podcast to laugh, cry, and question humanity. In this episode, we tackle the world of airport security, drug smuggling shows, and the mind-boggling miracle of human flight. From Madrid’s architectural wonder of an airport to the absurdity of smuggling booger sugar in a teddy bear, we’ve got sarcasm flying high.

But wait—what if airplanes were more like Vegas? We brainstormed genius (and mildly illegal) ideas for transforming your next flight into the ultimate party in the sky. Think airplane casinos, Hooters wings at 50,000 feet, and stewardesses hosting Family Feud. It's inn...

Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Podcast! This week, it’s all about my latest American Adventure. From baseball stadiums emptier than my fridge on payday to deep dish pizzas in Orlando that left me questioning my digestive system—this trip had it all. My partner experienced the U.S. for the first time and now officially understands the savage portions, endless malls, and SUV nation. Plus, Airbnbs that feel like movie sets and amusement parks that left me feeling 85 years old.

Ever feel like TV shows these days are just really long movies with no ending? Yeah, us t...

Today we’re peeling back the layers of an iconic mystery—does Arizona Iced Tea really still cost 99 cents, or is that just the founder’s “good ol’ days” story? We take a wild trip through the history of the 99-cent can, Amazon hacks, and Costco’s forever $1.50 hot dog. Spoiler: It turns out our beloved Arizona Iced Tea might be a bit of a capitalist mirage. Plus, we brainstorm on how stocking your fridge with Arnold Palmers is a surefire way to impress dates (and keep the vibe recession-proof). Is it a marketing con or an unbreakable commitment to “the people...

Let’s face it, folks: boredom in 2024? It’s pretty much extinct. You can’t even go to the bathroom without a screen in your face, right? And remember those days when we could actually be bored and just let our minds wander? Now, it’s screen-time and dopamine hits on a loop. In this episode, we dig into the reality of being “connected” 24/7, our dependency on devices, and the “joys” of infinite entertainment. And yes, we're guilty too (seriously, we’re watching a show, playing a game, and checking the score all at once—are we even human anymore?). We even t...

In this episode, we take a dive into the world of LEGO and why it’s way more than just a kid’s toy (yes, really!). We kick things off by reminiscing about how LEGO got started way back in Denmark—aka the magical land of innovative toys and tall blondes. Then, we get into how LEGO saw dollar signs with adult fans and realized that broke 30-somethings were more than willing to shell out for some fancy Star Wars sets. From nostalgic LEGO builds to wild price tags, we also take a quick tour of the Nordic countries (they’r...

Join us on this wild ride where we dissect hat trends (ever tried a visor with zero top?), debate handshake etiquette (from limp fish to bone-crushers), and mourn the tragic loss of iconic sports logos to the woke mob. Oh, and we’ll throw in some love for Dodgeball and the "old-school" Aunt Jemima syrup. Expect sarcasm, a dash of absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs in this one!

We’re tackling the Kamala Harris “policies” (if you can call them that) aimed at “supporting” Black men in America. Spoiler alert: the proposals are so vague and cringe-w...

In this episode, we address Trump Victory. We dive into the real questions: Is Halloween even Halloween anymore? With the trick-or-treat scene looking more like a police drill than the free-for-all we grew up with, we’re wondering, are we all just getting too damn paranoid, or have times actually changed? From neighborhood lockdowns to the new “if it’s not decorated, don’t knock” rule, it’s no wonder we’re worried Halloween’s on its last legs. And don’t get us started on the Fourth of July—where are all the blown-off fingers?! We need to bring back the tradi...

Welcome back to The BroskieDoodles, where we’re fresh from a two-week break and jumping right into the juicy stuff. Today, we’re throwing down on everything from doctors without cancer treating cancer, to why your chef better be overweight, and the hilarious truths behind stereotypes. Do lifeguards need to be ripped and blonde? Would you trust a tattoo artist with no ink? And is it cool to have a man as your girl’s OB-GYN? This episode has it all—complete with a shoutout to our resident urologist! We’re bringing our trademark sarcasm, spicy hot takes, and total rand...