The Michael Oldroyd Comedy Podcast

Mike talks about all his recent shows and shows off his balls (though this is an audio only episode)... Sorry about that to those attracted to me and you're welcome to those not attracted to me... Btw, you getting in on that SpaceX IPO or you gonna tickle your taint?

Mike talks about your mom!

In this episode, Mike talks about buying butt plugs for his ex gf, Trump calling it fake inflation, his recent trips to CA, NYC, and KC... and more

Mike talks about Iran and what's been up in his comedy world!

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Mike talks about The Face Off phenomenon of Kristi Noem's face and Jim Carrey's face and Nicholas Cage's face. Interesting that John Travolta starred in Phenomenon...Thoughts?

Mike talks about the strike on Iran and how Mercury is in retrograde.

Mike discusses his disappointment that The Knight of the Seven Kingdoms hasn't had more explosive diarrhea scenes lately, and he ponders what type of chastity device Donal John has commanded JDV to wear this week...

Mike farts a few times on the podcast and gives the glory to God. He knows God came through with the allyoop & acknowledges it. Also, Happy New Year!

Mike and you have a lot of catching up to do as we head into 2026. Forgive him for the lapse in time that he went dark on you, doesn't mean he doesn't love you though. Tune in to hear the latest!

Mike talks about the completion of his summer comedy tour and his time in NJ/NY. He also talks about getting his new puppy and smells his nuts several times during the episode.

Mike talks about Happy Gilmore 2, someone trying to pick-pocket him on the train, the Paramount merger & and Trump's attempt to influence their voice, South Park pushing back against it, and much more!

Mike talks about consensual domination and the difference between bowing out of reverence vs whatever P. Diddy is accused of... he also talks about his awesome summer where he's been posted up in NJ/NYC for the last month... He also shares some thoughts on the new Superman and the upcoming release of Happy Gilmore 2

Mike talks about the completion of his early summer mini-tour and sucking his own financial d***... plus other things, including a special bonus audio clip from a conversation that took place with a lady friend where neither knew they were being recorded.

Once again, Mike is too tired after recording this episode to write a description that does the episode justice. If you love Trump, ignore the first segment of what's going on in the world... or don't ignore it and let me mold your political opinion.

In this episode, Mike talks about... how about you just listen to it & find out for yourself?!

Mike honors mom's on Mother's Day and has his own mom as a guest on in the final segment of the episode

Mike records from NYC and talks about how he's been there the last few weeks doing damage.

Michael (aka me) is tipsy right now and thus, I do not feel like writing a description, nor do I feel like asking Chat GPT to do my work for me because I'm honest and I treat my AI better than you treat your employees!

Mike talks about everything from personal updates to politics, comedy, and deep thoughts on life. He starts with the cold weather, and how Valentine’s Day also marks his rent’s anniversary (and his conception date). He also touches on the Super Bowl, from Seal’s commercial to Kanye’s, and recognizes Black History Month before diving into Apple’s massive $500 billion investment in the U.S. The podcast also includes the market’s recent dip, and AI's fast evolution, with Deep Seek AI, Grok3’s take on Musk, ChatGPT, and Copilot making waves. More topics include Trump’s executive orders...

Mike talks about his new years reflections whilst wearing a butt plug.

"Mike dives into a festive blend of heartwarming updates, comedy highlights, and personal reflections. As we celebrate the season of Christmas and Hanukkah, he touches on some uplifting world news, including the hopeful 90% progress toward a peace treaty between Israel and Palestine, as well as changes in Syrian leadership that could have significant implications for the region. Avoiding heavier topics too much, he focuses on positivity, including trending holiday movies like Gladiator 2: Bonhoeffer and Moana 2, along with Netflix’s romantic comedy, Hot Frosty and other seasonal favorites like Nut Crackers and Dear Santa. On the comedy front, we talk ab...

Mike tried using ChatGPT to write a summary because he's in a hurry to get down to Florida right now, but he hated the summary. So just listen to the episode!

Mike talks about the New York Comedy Festival and the lead to it. It's pretty insightful he says in the 3rd person.

Mike flogs himself as punishment for taking so long to put out a new episode, gives it up for Boris Johnson's hair, talks about driving his Tesla through cemeteries on Halloween and the suitcase murder, talks about hiding in a coffin on halloween at a single mom's house to hide from her kids per her requirement/request. He also talks about the erection, I mean election (forgive the asian in me), SNL, Jim Gaffigan's comedy about the election, upcoming shows in Clayton, MO and NYC, him headlining his own show at the 2024 New York Comedy Festival, a recap on...

How fun would it be not to need a description and to be an adventurer? I dare you to listen without a description.

In this episode, Mike talks about your mom!

Mike talks about Elon Musk & Trump blowing each other & nothing else. That's not true, but just listen because Mike is too tired to write an episode description in the 3rd person at 2:13 am because he put all his energy into making a stupendous episode for you!

Mike talks about returning to football practice at the University of Missouri over the weekend to reconnect with old teammates and see the new renovations and facilities. He also talks about Missouri's athletes in the Olympics. He builds on last week's discussions of the connections he has to the Olympics and with the football world today. This includes Missouri's legislature that benefits Missouri high school athletes who commit to Mizzou. His old teammate, Kurtis Gregory, has helped get laws passed to favor this which appears to be a mutual benefit for both athletes and the University of Missouri. He...

Mike talks about getting pegged for the first time. That's not actually true, but he/I felt the need to say something catchy to get your attention... Did it work? (rhetorical question) Anywho.... just listen to the episode you freaking butt pirates!!! Why? Because he/I am/are too tired and lazy to write up a description. I blew my load creating the episode, putting everything into it, leaving nothing on the field, not even the ability to write a description to lure in listeners... The ironies of life, AMIRITE????

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Mike talks about how summer is here and he's back in NYC! It's the best trip to NYC he's had in a while & he explains why. He talks about handing out flyers in NYC with one of his best friends, reconnecting with Dom Leonelli, and creating content with the NYC sketch team. He talks about going to the Comedy Cellar. He talks about how he considered meeting a prostitute for coffee but not for sex because it's interesting. Enjoy the fruits of Mike's life...

Mike shares the latest in going rogue like Han Solo for the summer. Learn about his last few weeks before leaving Tampa and the most recent travels as to where he's heading next. Also, learn about his latest shows and his progress in entertainment.

In this episode of the podcast, Michael provides a snapshot of the world and his life. He covers various topics such as the weather, recent news including Trump's hearing and Blinken's visit to Ukraine, updates on stocks and mortgage rates, college campus protests, and recent advancements in AI. He also discusses upcoming events like college graduations, changes in federal marijuana laws, and upcoming movie releases like the Mufasa movie and another Star Wars episodic series. In the comedy world, Michael talks about recent events including a Tom Brady roast, discussions about the "woke" movement, and his own...

Mike talks about his trip home to Missouri, the speaking engagements he had at the University of Missouri, the shows, OJ, Iran's failed attempt at bombing Israel, the eclipse, Truth Social stock, the market being down, his tax extension, SNL, a recent corporate gig where he was offered multiple jobs afterward, how he got to wear a Chiefs SuperBowl ring in KC, upcoming show, driving a new Tesla, seeing and reconnecting with old teammates, Harpos in COMO, WTR VIP bottle service, and a special shoutout to Adolphus Owens. Enjoy!

Mike has been saving up a huge load of podcast fodder and releasing it into your eardrums with this multi-roper eargasm. Lot's to catch up on, so don't miss the opportunity for this one-way conversational touch base where he talks and you listen!

Mike talks about his 15 day trip to Austin as it gets ready to wrap-up.

Mike talks about Trump's new shoe, Biden on TikTok, Jon Stewart back on the Daily Show, Shane Gillis hosting SNL, an Indian guy generously giving him fresh hot chicken & the bond they formed, findom, his show in Ybor last weekend, and his upcoming trip to Austin, TX + more

Mike talks about the stock market being at an all-time high & how somebody must be tickling the gooch of the bull properly on Wall Street. He also talks about the funniest bet made during the Superbowl which was a $10 for a $15 million payout if Taylor Swift scored a touchdown. Of course, he talks about Valentine's Day, and superheroes because Deadpool 3 is on the horizon. Speaking of movies, he talks about going to see Lisa Frankenstein in theatres recently, which was directed by Robin WIlliams's daughter. He nostalgically mentions Robin in an attempt to honor him as well. He covers...

Mike talks about the current Bull Market, not Chicago Bull market, we are talking money here! He also talks about the secret-illegal Jewish tunnels in Brooklyn, Gasperilla last weekend in Tampa, reconnecting with his friends at ABC Action News in Tampa, The Bachelor, the upcoming SuperBowl, the new SNL episodes, seeing Rosebud Baker on SNL, Jon Stewart returning to The Daily Show to rain on the Trump parade, most recent conversations with Theo Von, upcoming shows and engagements, his recent commercial audition that went really far & all he had to do for it, thirst trapping his followers on Instagram...

In this episode, Michael welcomes comedian, Jared Waters, to the show. They talk about the comedy scenes in both NYC and Tampa as well as the Sunshine Comedy Festival that just happened in Tampa, Florida this last weekend. They also talk about their college football careers amongst much else.